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[–]zmartinez12 4 points5 points ago

Well if there were more blowjobs than there'd be less of a need for abortions.

[–]vxx 2 points3 points ago

Repost from earlier this day.

Link to the Post

Edit: I just realized that I intended the idea to the headline in the comments Proof

[–]roshielle 1 point2 points ago

No silly girl, swallowing a zygote would be cannibalism.

[–]aintfromaroundhere 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I think her sign might as well have said "I don't understand basic biology." Or possibly, "I know next to nothing about this issue."

[–]andrewsmith1986 1 point2 points ago

I've never actually been with a girl that gave blowjobs and didn't swallow.

I didn't think spitting was real.

[–]ecarns247 1 point2 points ago

I don't see how this argument is valid AT ALL. If someone would like to elaborate?

[–]kylexandrew 1 point2 points ago

Abortion = destroying an unborn child. Swallowing semen after a blowjob = eating a man's DNA to create a child. Ergo, cannibalism.
Argument is invalid either way, because sperm isn't even considered a human being yet. But once a sperm and an egg are fertilized, the cells already begin to form a baby.

[–]34anthony36 0 points1 point ago

I just want to know how the fuck either of them relate!

[–]Xjpk 0 points1 point ago

And your point is...

[–]fence300 0 points1 point ago

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