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Pastor buddy of mine put this in my newsfeed. Thought you guys might totally hate it. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]KidCasey 15 points16 points ago

I saw the avengers, hulk throws around deities like rubber chickens.

[–]Bikenutt 8 points9 points ago

Best part of the movie.

[–]RoxaSora 4 points5 points ago

You, sir, get an upvote.

[–]twinn47 11 points12 points ago

Well, not if you consider that they are all fictional characters...

[–]CareerKitten 2 points3 points ago

Woah. Woah. Hold on there. What? No. Nope. You can say what you will about the hippie in front, but Captain America exists. Who else won the Vietnam War for us if not him?

[–]KingJames1981 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for that vote of confidence in the existance of Captain AMerica, Career Kitten. You madam, get an upvote :)

[–]Zombies_hate_ninjas 0 points1 point ago

America lost the Vietnam War. If America had better education you'd already know this.

[–]Shorbin 1 point2 points ago

We won as certain as Steve Rogers exists.

[–]Donaldus 0 points1 point ago

america won the vietnam war and a bunch of horns brought down the walls of jericho. I had a christian school education through elementary. :(

[–]Paxalot 0 points1 point ago

This makes me realize that Abra-God is not omnipresent. He is not in the Fantastic Four or Anne of Green Gables.

[–]A_Wild_Abra 1 point2 points ago

I'm a god? I thought that was arceus'es job?

[–]ZebrafishHatchery 12 points13 points ago

This is non-canon

[–]Russellmears 4 points5 points ago

Totally love it. Just where Jesus belongs next to other fictional characters.

[–]exiledcoyote 0 points1 point ago

Now this is what you call a firm grasp on reality.

[–]WryhkVae 5 points6 points ago

Storm is a follower of Kali. The god of death.

[–]huntruder38 0 points1 point ago

*goddess

[–]mack2028 3 points4 points ago

if the hulk is filled with jesus's peace why is he still the hulk?

[–]FatherLatour 2 points3 points ago

He's actually pissed at Captain America for dragging him to church...

[–]almostsebastian 1 point2 points ago

Bruce Banner: Former Altar-Boy

Lots of pent up rage there...

[–]RoxaSora 2 points3 points ago

Silly Jesus, you're not a Marvel character!

[–]goshfyde 2 points3 points ago

Yep Marvell characters come with books that don't contradict them selves.

[–]WhiteGoblin 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, at least the marvel characters were created by professional writers.

[–]nermid 2 points3 points ago

TIL I can't look at a picture of the Hulk standing in a calm, composed manner without feeling rage.

[–]Donaldus 0 points1 point ago

then don't read any of the issues where hulk and banner merge to BRAINY HULK!! like brainy smurf, but he can build an ICBM and use it like a bazooka.

[–]MauledByPorcupines 5 points6 points ago

http://www.deviantart.com/download/187635694/reddit_rage_face_by_rubbaninja-d33pomm.jpg

[–]TheanonymousAtheist 2 points3 points ago

I love how Thor isn't there for obvious reasons, but why not Iron Man is it because Tony Stark is an Atheist, but then the Hulk is a giant Rage monster, who im pretty sure doesn't care about the existence of a God.

[–]mack2028 0 points1 point ago

most rage filled assholes I know are religious.

[–]moppykitty 2 points3 points ago

I notice Thor's not in it...

[–]rapiertwit 1 point2 points ago

Hulk, smash.

[–]genealogix 1 point2 points ago

Why? Your pastor gets it.

[–]Renownedwolfman 1 point2 points ago

Captain America is a devout follower, but i'm pretty sure the hulk would've just "hulk smash(ed)" everything, or changed into banner.

[–]dens421 0 points1 point ago

nope, remembering old childhood memories of Hulk at peace with a little fawn licking his hand or something...

[–]question-sleep 1 point2 points ago

They all look like they have to pee.

[–]flyingstinkysocks 1 point2 points ago

I think someone forgot to draw Seaman.

[–]Paxalot 1 point2 points ago

Who is the guy in middle? SuperJew?

[–]mack2028 1 point2 points ago

with the power to come back from the dead if you give him a few days.

[–]RMWIG 1 point2 points ago

My name is Logan and I was named after Wolverine. I refuse to have my name sake in this. >:(

[–]trimeta 1 point2 points ago

Actually, this website has a detailed analysis of the religion of many comic book characters. As for the ones specifically pictured:

Spider-Man: Protestant

The Hulk: Catholic (lapsed)

Storm: Goddess worship

Captain America: Protestant

Wolverine: Raised Protestant, was atheist, is presently agnostic

So in conclusion, of the above, one certainly wouldn't be sitting down praying with Jesus, and another would at least have some questions for the guy.

[–]Jeffzero23 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the Hulk's got a boner...

[–]RamenAvenger 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the Calvin praying to the cross bumper stickers. And yeah, I hate those too.

At least he didn't put Tony Stark in there kneeling to Jebus, that would have topped it.

[–]funkymonkeyq 0 points1 point ago

This is just lame, like the most dull and boring comic book image ive ever seen

[–]Bikenutt 0 points1 point ago

Leave it up to organized religion to take the fun out of EVERYTHING.

[–]Maccabe 0 points1 point ago

just throwing the fact that the thing, atom smasher, and ice man are all Jews lol

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

you can just tell his body is ready

[–]Saihoushi 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly, that scene from the avengers movie with Loki and the Hulk comes to mind.

[–]cub11 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Billy Mitchell just beat the Donkey Kong high score again. Bow down to Billy!

[–]Liquidex 0 points1 point ago

And then after the sermon, the Avengers ate the body of Christ.

[–]Donaldus 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what that means.

[–]Blurgher 0 points1 point ago

This is so filled with wrongness.

[–]Motorsheep -1 points0 points ago

If these were DC heroes, the caption would be "Kneel Before 'Zos!"

[–]Donaldus 0 points1 point ago

I didn't want to, but I had to downvote you for mispelling General Zod.

[–]Motorsheep 0 points1 point ago

Someone clearly didn't see what I was doing there...

[–]Donaldus 0 points1 point ago

I am literally one if the most literal people you will ever cone across.

[–]Motorsheep 0 points1 point ago

Is that sugar cone or waffle cone

[–]Shlugo -1 points0 points ago

I see that Sentry dyed his hair...

[–]dens421 -1 points0 points ago

this is Wundar the Aquarian... goddam Hippie escaped again from Pegasus Project!

[–]WoollyManmoth -1 points0 points ago

One of them is a super villain. No, seriously, it looks like he's winning at his evil plot in this picture.

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