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Being the only high one at a party full of drunk people (i.imgur.com)
submitted 4 months ago by [deleted]
[–]Santas_Nutsack 67 points68 points69 points 4 months ago
I was the only high person at a party one time. I sat in a chair for 3 hours staring at everyone, occasionally answering questions like "Dude why aren't you dancing???" all night.
Never again.
[–]andres445 27 points28 points29 points 4 months ago
hahah dude the other night I was so high and these irks were drunk and one of them proceeded to grab some boxing gloves and beat the shit out of me... true story and I admit it!
[–]Santas_Nutsack 15 points16 points17 points 4 months ago
haha that's abuse man, you should have hit them back.
[–]andres445 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
haha I know dude but I was really high, and also I didn't wanna hit a girl. but the other high people tired holding her back but she kept attacking, and the funny thing is i don't even know why she attacked me. haha
[–]CollisionCourse34 16 points17 points18 points 4 months ago
haha. you had failed to mention she was a girl! Was she cute? I bet she was cute!
[–]WUTBM 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
she wants your dick man!
[–]andres445 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
eh she was alright, kind of indian looking, but with a nice body.
[–]CollisionCourse34 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Yo bro, why did you let an ugly girl beat on you? "alright"=ugly.
hahaha man I was too high to react!
cheers!
[–]RUFFLZ 17 points18 points19 points 4 months ago
cant tell if andres445 was too high to protect himself or too much of a girl
too high hahahah, and I really not fight :P
[–]MidwestPow 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Dude the same thing happened to me the other night. Except she didn't use gloves. I was way to high to defend myself. It was scary.
[–]andres445 -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
hahahahah exactly man! I was too high to lift my arms up. let alone even get up
[–]MrCrippy 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
You should have just pulled out your dick and been all "I PRESENT TO THEE MINE DICK!"
[–]andres445 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
LOL man I should've!
[–]ZipsOnLock 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
May I use this line? I'll give street cred no doubt.
[–]MrCrippy 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Go ahead brother.
[–]flounder19 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
You gotta turn it into a weird functioning high where you're outgoing and energetic to enhance the rush otherwise you'll end up being the guy who keeps staring intently at a broom. Trust me, I've done both
[–]CONGART 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
I find when I'm high I'm either awkward as fuck or energetic/annoying as fuck. I'll howl like a wolf in it's silent for more than 3 seconds. I don't think anyone can match my energy level when I'm bored and stoned.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
this didn't happen because you were high and they were drunk. it happened cause you were in a social setting, doing your best to not be social.
people aren't asking you "why aren't you dancing?"
they're asking you why you're being so fucking boring
[–]Komshiya 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
when this happens you just continue smoking..you smoke through the social awkwardness
[–]CONGART 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Jedi Mind Trick/Stoner Pro Tip?
[–]R3allybored 34 points35 points36 points 4 months ago
One of the reasons I choose to smoke over drink is that I'm drunk the same way I am high: Mellow as anything. Last summer I got completely smashed at a party and apparently a huge fight broke out over some girl (I'm guessing boyfriend vs ex or something like that). Anyway, according to my friend, I went into the house and got a lawn chair and brought it outside. I dragged it out away from the crowd, set it up, and then just sat there. My friend walked up to me and asked what I was doing. I looked at him and just said "Making good vibes here gooder". I remember this part a bit when people who weren't involved with the fight came over with their chairs, coolers, and whatnot to join me. I didn't know why at the time, but apparently I called it the "Good Vibes Circle" and it managed to calm everyone down. Thanks to that I get called Good Vibes a lot.
TL;DR: I'm drunk like I'm high. Got shitfaced at a party but managed to chill everyone out during a fight/argument.
TLTL;DR: Good Vibes
[–]funkybart 18 points19 points20 points 4 months ago
Something like this happened to me once, except some hippy brought her bongos, we called it the feelings drum and just made up songs about things that give us strong feelings, like stepping on legos, or being out milk, strong stuff
[–]doom420 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
I really hate being out of milk
[–]MizDocta 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago*
I'm out of milk AND toaster strudels. Today not a good day. :/
Edit: I a word.
[–]CHooTZ 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Don't worry, I took the liberty of giving you an internet point to make up for it!
[–]MizDocta 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago*
[sniffle, kicks dirt while looking down] that helps a little. Still want my strudels and milk, though. And payday isn't until the 30th! Gah!
Edit: I FOUND SOME CHEESECAKE MY FIANCÉ BROUGHT HOME FROM WORK TODAY! Oh, happy day!
[–]TracersEverywhere 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
The worst is opening a milkless fridge when you are having chili and cornbread for dinner.
[–]MrCrippy 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
The worst is opening a milkless fridge after already pouring a bowl of cereal.
[–]dontthrowawaydrugs 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I like your username :D
[–]Laser-Horse 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
The worst is when you've already poured your bowl of cereal and THEN you find out your out of milk. Rage city right there.
[–]doom420 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
This happened to me on saturday.
[–]Laser-Horse 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I'm so sorry, my friend. Please stay strong.
[–]snarkyjemimah 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
good vibes be real and you done spread 'em. this is exactly why I love trees, nobody wants to harsh your mellow.
[–]Savvypirate 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
that is so awesome
[–][deleted] 4 months ago
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[–]pdaddio2239 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Or maybe you need some new friends
[–]funkybart 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
I did this for 7 months when I wasn't drinking even a drop of alcohol, it really made me appreciate things a lot more and I would suggest taking a long break from drinking for everybody, its really refreshing physically and mentally.
[–]hoonlawed 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Just completed 3 months myself. Best thing i have ever done.
[–]Stranded_In_A_Desert 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
It's strange; usually I'm a very tolerable person both sober and high. But whenever I'm high, and everyone else is drunk, I just want to kill the fuckers they're so annoying.
[–]DEFUSEDD 19 points20 points21 points 4 months ago
This is why you get drunk and high.
[–]MrCrippy 18 points19 points20 points 4 months ago
This is why you just do what you fucking prefer.
[–]WillBlaze 14 points15 points16 points 4 months ago
Your comment makes you seem angry.
It was an angry comment.
[–]WillBlaze 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
but why?
I don't understand why his comment would piss someone off.
[–]Kiwi150 -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
I love when people point out obvious things..
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
he was indirectly agreeing with you
edit - i think
[–]captainisrael 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Haha know just how you feel man! Last party I went to I was at a [9] and sitting on the coach in the middle of this huge party and just sat there for probably about 2 hours and spaced. Crazy shit went down..
[–]upthedown12 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Was the coach mad that you sat on him?[5]
[–]JerryHardpenis 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
You didn't get enough credit for this comment. [6]
[–]upthedown12 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Thanks man! Much love!
[–]lost118 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
I swear it just winked at me...
[–]dontthrowawaydrugs 11 points12 points13 points 4 months ago
THEY'RE SO LOUD TOO!!
[–]MickZaruba 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
My friends say ill complain about this way too much at parties thingys, you can have fun without music that makes you have to yell.
[–]GetPhreaky 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
I was high at a party last night actually, and I can completely agree with this statement. Wow drunk girls are quite possibly the most annoying thing I have ever witnessed.
[–]CecilThunder 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
This is why I dont blaze and party. Its an end of night treat for me
[–]mash3735 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
AYOOO AH AH AYO OH OH! I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
woah
[–]mash3735 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
thats the lemur from madagascar bro, in person. IN PERSON.
[–]scatteredthoughts 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
IN LEMUR.
FTFY
[–]mash3735 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
you just made me feel.. :(
[–]scatteredthoughts 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Oh no! I'm sorry :(
how can you not.... apology accepted.
Woo! Thanks friend!
anytime. sniffle
<3
[–]VETTE_50_TH 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Ugh its awkward sometimes. But i get over it and remember, I DONT GIVE A FUCK. Then everything is better. Or when you bust out the weed and everyone looks at you lol. So funny
[–]Buttman2 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Everybody always just seems so rowdy and primitive when they're drunk, at least it seems that way when I'm high.
[–]DetectiveRooney 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Primitive! Thats the word for it. It's like it takes away all their "upper-level" thinking abilities and turns them into cavemen..
[–]ilikemyweedpurple 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
This is why I stopped going to parties. I'm not a big drinker so I'd just smoke a lot and everyone was always beyond obnoxious. Sort of felt like a babysitter.
[–]ButtonSmashing 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I can relate to this. I'm not a big fan of drinking maybe sipping on a mix but MJ is irreplaceable. When I see everyone around me drunk, this picture depicts my response.
[–]Ins_Weltall 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I can hardly stand being high around drunk people. The majority of them are just obnoxious.
To tell the truth, I can hardly stand to be anything but drunk around drunk people...haha
[–]DaltonBreitz 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Hell ya, we were out on our porch last night toking ;) and the house a couple down the road from us had a huge party which one of the neighbors was outside yelling at them saying they'd call the cops, im sitting there like she aint never threatened to call the cops on my smoking ass
[–]theffej 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
The only fun part is being high. Now, being the only cross-faded one at a sober party? Priceless.
[–]Taxidermy_Freak 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
never. again.
[–]psychameleon 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
bahaha, yes exactly!
[–]MrBossin 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Slurred speach is never more annoying and obvious in this situation
[–]justincarlosbenlolo 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
yes rosen!
[–]blackhillsfc18 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I imagine Roger, the alien from American Dad saying this...
[–]BongTitsMcGee 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
MY FAVORITE!! [7]
[–]PaddyHS 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Realest post
[–]Kushmasterx 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
ahh i know that feel dude
[–]demhandz81 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I went to a party high. All I did was sit in their giant leather couch. It felt like a cloud. I sat there for almost three hours straight watching everyone. Than this drunk douche went ape shit for no reason and started tearing everything off the host refridgerator and like went outside and started crying. I was like WTF IS GOING ON and helped clean up. I was the only that helped too.
Than I fell asleep
[–]RobEBud -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
uggggh you are THAT guy. Why would you go to a party if you were not gonna even drink? You are a true party pooper.
[–]wheresmyigloo 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
why not get cross-faded? :)
[–]Zukas -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 months ago
Why are you high... alone? wtf find someone to toke with
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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