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[–]gsabram 19 points20 points ago

Back in highschool when people actually said "What's crackalackin?" I would respond, "When no white people are around." I don't think anyone ever got it unless I explained it...

[–]REthanH09 7 points8 points ago

You went to public school, didn't you?

[–]gsabram 16 points17 points ago

eeyup

[–]rabidfish91 3 points4 points ago

You can tell because he's heard the term "cracker."

[–]anusbomber 19 points20 points ago

Haha this actually cracked me up.

[–]Neafie2 2 points3 points ago

They put on the Ritz there

[–]Coloneljesus 0 points1 point ago

Putin?

[–]wazooasiteverwas 2 points3 points ago

I've used this on my wife. It always gets a laugh.

[–]queenofcoolcats 2 points3 points ago

I can't wait for this to happen so I can so I can say this! People will think I'm so funny :-)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

hahaha this is great :)

[–]cheesy_ninja45 2 points3 points ago

I cracked up aswell, good job

[–]ineedmunchies 2 points3 points ago

This is my favourite comic. The sunglasses do it for me.

[–]MB9015 0 points1 point ago

Mine too. Found it a year ago still laugh every time.

[–]livejamie 3 points4 points ago

[–]Vanheim 0 points1 point ago

Crickle-crackle, motherfucker.

[–]shurf 0 points1 point ago

Haha, this is great. I want a situation where I can say exactly this. Sunglasses and all.