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This is me at an [8] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]I-prod-spiders 14 points15 points ago

Every time i see this photo it makes me wonder if the li'l thing actually survived that.. I mean, that fondue shit looks pretty thick, but not too thick that it couldn't drown in it.

[–]littlewingz 1 point2 points ago

Not to mention the fact that'd it'd have to be super hot!

[–]dafuq_dude 1 point2 points ago

He's not drinking it, that's just his death scream

[–]I-prod-spiders -2 points-1 points ago

I've never actually used one before, so i never thought of that. Shit, that budgie is a badass.

[–]SkullyKitt 6 points7 points ago

*Cockatoo

[–]I-prod-spiders 1 point2 points ago

Thanks.

[–]Darkmoot 9 points10 points ago

Did..did it die?

[–]Renuo 3 points4 points ago

If it died, it was from bliss, not chocolate.

[–]Bananavice 3 points4 points ago

Those two are the same thing.

[–]Renuo 0 points1 point ago

Indeed, I keep forgetting that chocolate is in fact, condensed bliss!

[–]Doonce 5 points6 points ago

Isn't this from Jack and Jill?

[–]apathetic_youth 8 points9 points ago

Yes, but more people have seen this image than the actual movie(but thats not a bad thing)

[–]Olimayne -3 points-2 points ago

Lol it's not too bad of a movie when you're at a [6]. Saw it yesterday and I was cracking up.

[–]Ayo_Miss_Demeanor 5 points6 points ago

A literal lol at the choco covered bird with the mouth open :)

[–]Moogle_Charm 4 points5 points ago

That is a good death.

[–]DoxBox 2 points3 points ago

There is no shame in this.

[–]snarkhunter 0 points1 point ago

And may the Force be with us. Always.

[–]mysterymiss 2 points3 points ago

Getting a chocolate fountain in your bird sucks.

[–]Slehpher 2 points3 points ago

Birds just like "OH GAWWWD!!! Chocolate Mutha Fuckin' WATERFALL!!"

[–]jimmypopjr 2 points3 points ago

What a feisty little feline.

[–]nickisaboss 1 point2 points ago

Felines are cats. Your high, bro :D

[–]Black_n_Neon 2 points3 points ago

Thats me when I take a shower at an [8]

[–]Formyfrients 2 points3 points ago

You turn into a bird when high?

[–]ToastyNathan 1 point2 points ago

i screamed NOOOOOOO! THE FOUNTAIN IS CONTAMINATED WITH BIRD FEATHERS!!!!!

[–]TheSickFuck 1 point2 points ago

Uptokes for everyone.

[–]R3cursiv3 1 point2 points ago

Finally, great to find another ent who turns into a bird at an [8]!

[–]Asplundh 1 point2 points ago

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen this on /r/trees I wouldn't be rich but I would have at least 20 bucks.

[–]SkullyKitt 0 points1 point ago

I'm assuming that since this was from a movie, the bird is fake - which is a great relief to me as someone who loves parrots. It only takes around 2-3 M&M's worth of chocolate ingested to kill a bird that size. This would be completely deadly, not to mention a horrible way to die, what with the seizures and what not.

[–]happent 0 points1 point ago

did it died?

[–]careygood 0 points1 point ago

I'm dry and this had me laughing so hard.

[–]zombiebearhug 0 points1 point ago

birds are dumb.

[–]MisterDespair 0 points1 point ago

It's a funny picture but that cockatoo couldn't have survived that. Chocolate is hardcore deadly to birds, like most animals.

[–]DoxBox 1 point2 points ago

If it didn't actually ingest any, it'd be fine once washed off. It's not like it is then able to fly away from the owner, what with the extra weight of all the chocolate.

[–]DrmooseTV -1 points0 points ago

This is and has always been my favorite picture on the internet. Uptoke good sir for making me smile! :)

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