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Crocheted a reddit alien hat! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]123GoTeamShake 137 points138 points ago

And just in time for July!

[–]dmwilliams[S] 78 points79 points ago

Ha, exactly... well, school year over = more time to crochet = hats. I'll have a bounty ready to go for fall!

[–]TeaAddiction 90 points91 points ago

With that kind of reasoning you'll soon be working for Valve.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

Most developers: "Okay we're releasing 2 major games and 3 minor games this year, lets get to work on next years projects and have some teams work on DLC for the current games."

Valve: "Okay we've got nothing, lets make more hats and maybe a video for the Pyro to keep people from rioting."

[–]ring2ding 2 points3 points ago

rioting you say?

[–]feddz 1 point2 points ago

The valve board says nothing about how business is doing. The only intervals are the rates of hats! ...which seem to be increasing exponentially.

[–]Sucka27 62 points63 points ago

I can vouch for this woman, she made some owl hats for my kids last year. She charged way less than she could have, completed them way faster than I had expected, and even put a nice little card in the package!

[–]_Bones 34 points35 points ago

thats fucking adorable. tell your children that. in those exact words.

[–]OurNameIsLegion 20 points21 points ago

Or, you know, change thats to That's

[–]AllYearHalloween 7 points8 points ago

Why was a link to a photo of your kids already purple?

[–]Sucka27 4 points5 points ago

I posted it last year. :-)

[–]defektt 2 points3 points ago

Dear god man, clear your cookies!

[–]HarryLeggs 2 points3 points ago

I remember this!

[–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

Hi Sucka!!!! :D :D How are you and the kids?

[–]Sucka27 1 point2 points ago

Good! Still love the hats! :-)

[–]wanderlvst 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe there are 7 people who have downvoted this. WHY

[–]draMadi17 2 points3 points ago

I have this problem also, friend. I just made 3 scarves and an angry birds hat. No one is going to wear freaking scarves and an angry birds hat in July!!

[–]clorith 1 point2 points ago

Australians would!

[–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

Save them for fall and winter!!!

[–]draMadi17 1 point2 points ago

Oh, btw I am totally making this hat for myself!! Thanks for the idea. Good thing it gets cold in September here in Minnesota, so I don't have to wait too long to wear it!

[–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

YES! Totally -- reddit is for sharing. Please do share your final hat over at /r/crochet! (I'm used to just living over there...)

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        [–]dingdongrb 5 points6 points ago

        July is Winter time in some parts of the world, just say'in.

        [–]dmwilliams[S] 7 points8 points ago

        Australia FTW!

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          [–]Brumeh 39 points40 points ago

          O.O http://www.etsy.com/listing/91475188/owl-hat-black-blue-and-red-crochet-ear

          [–]CursedKittenMittens 7 points8 points ago

          Now I want a kitty hat. #_#

          http://www.etsy.com/listing/81586870/kitty-hat-green-crochet-ear-flap-hat?ref=correlated_featured

          [–]ecosse1 4 points5 points ago

          Beard Hat for me!

          [–]arcanition 1 point2 points ago

          My god who are these beautiful hat models?!

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            [–]luvmuppet 1 point2 points ago

            what an excellent marketing strategy indeed. Hmm... o.O

            [–]detsnam 1 point2 points ago

            Upvoted for "put a bird on it."

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              [–]Rocket92 201 points202 points ago

              You are now obligated to do a parody of this .gif

              [–]1800hurrdurr 24 points25 points ago

              http://i.imgur.com/1o6Oj.gif

              [–]thescarwar 19 points20 points ago

              Is this guy a redditor? I love the gifs I've seen of him. Guy's hilarious.

              [–]omnipotant 15 points16 points ago

              he did an ama, i think he does spend a lot of time on reddit. something frog or something.

              hey look, the notorious frogman. http://thefrogman.me/

              [–]onrust 8 points9 points ago

              If I remember correctly, that guy was/is a redditor but he got banned from posting somewhere because he "spammed" his own links.

              [–]Bazan87 21 points22 points ago

              Fucking karmanaut...

              [–]B_S_O_D 12 points13 points ago

              Soon his karma will be naught.

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                [–]firstcity_thirdcoast 2 points3 points ago

                He's a Tumblrer. The Frogman.

                [–]dmwilliams[S] 54 points55 points ago

                that actually did make me lol. YES!

                [–]Rocket92 25 points26 points ago

                I'll expect it within the hour. . .

                Nah, I've been waiting for an opportunity to use that gif forever! you finally supplied me with said opportunity :D

                [–]Mad_Sconnie 41 points42 points ago

                Get off her dick, bro.

                [–]brolix 14 points15 points ago

                Woosh! Capt'n SaveaHoe has arrived!

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                  [–]quantumregulator 2 points3 points ago

                  Who is that man?

                  [–]TheHuffness 3 points4 points ago

                  Kevin Spacey's son, Ricky.

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                      [–]pawsforbear 24 points25 points ago

                      Dana has made me 2 hats per request. Chick's awesome and does great work.

                      [–]dmwilliams[S] 10 points11 points ago

                      :D

                      [–]Neural-Override 67 points68 points ago

                      I always read "crocheted" as "crotcheted".

                      Imagine my fear of opening this photo.

                      [–]ominous_anonymous 4 points5 points ago

                      crotch-it

                      [–]dmwilliams[S] 11 points12 points ago

                      Ha, at least it didn't have a NSFW tag...

                      [–]Neural-Override 38 points39 points ago

                      I'd have looked anyway; I'm a rebel like that. I once clicked on a link to spacedicks at work just to prove a point.

                      That I'm an idiot.

                      [–]Amishhellcat 5 points6 points ago

                      you brave, brave fool!

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                        [–]ImShawn 39 points40 points ago

                        So I have to ask... How much?

                        [–]dmwilliams[S] 67 points68 points ago

                        $26 + $3 shipping... the ears are double-thick, and the antenna is a tube filled with a removable pipe cleaner (so the hat can be washed, but the antenna actually has structure when worn). Let me know if you're interested in one!

                        [–]MyFriendsCallMeSir 18 points19 points ago

                        $3 shipping? Bargain. I'm in Australia.

                        [–]dmwilliams[S] 17 points18 points ago

                        Well, international shipping is $6... but still a bargain, dammit!

                        [–]bombertaylor 6 points7 points ago

                        It's cheap for shipping a girl, next time I will ask my ma to buy a dozen.

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                          [–]yodawgiherd 26 points27 points ago

                          http://i.imgur.com/G5oMB.jpg

                          [–]verynayce 5 points6 points ago

                          http://i.imgur.com/UVuoQ.gif

                          [–]the_infinite 202 points203 points ago

                          If I know Reddit...........he wasn't asking about the hat.

                          [–]NotaMethAddict 18 points19 points ago

                          http://www.hiyoooo.com/

                          [–]apmcbride87 8 points9 points ago

                          i want one! I have a bit of a big head tho. Can you make it a size large? Is that a crazy question??? I have so many questions.

                          [–]dmwilliams[S] 7 points8 points ago

                          Of course! Big heads are no match for my awesome crochet skillz!

                          [–]NotaMethAddict 17 points18 points ago

                          http://i.imgur.com/UU2dM.gif

                          [–]dmwilliams[S] 4 points5 points ago

                          I love that gif.

                          [–]NotaMethAddict 2 points3 points ago

                          I'm tagging you and releasing you into the wild; will you still be doing this during winter? I might be willing to buy one then...

                          [–]prismagirl 1 point2 points ago

                          Any chance of purchasing a pattern?

                          [–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

                          I don't have one written up, but I'm thinking of doing so when I have the time!

                          [–]Vaypo 11 points12 points ago

                          Keep up the good work. The removable pipe cleaner would come in handy to...you know...clean a pipe.

                          [–]dmwilliams[S] 17 points18 points ago

                          har har har

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                            [–]BreakfastBurrito 554 points555 points ago

                            Female, attractive, reddit, photo....

                            Choo choo motherfuckaaaaaaaaaassssss

                            [–]deathraygun 149 points150 points ago

                            All aboard the Front Page Express. Up you go. Fly little reddit hat, fly.

                            [–]Tony_Snark 80 points81 points ago

                            The real FrontPage Express

                            [–]jeexbit 4 points5 points ago

                            aieieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

                            (pronounced IE)

                            [–]Shardwing 1 point2 points ago

                            Internet Explorer 4.0? I shudder at the very thought.

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                              [–]adigabear 22 points23 points ago

                              One way ticket to Upville please.

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                                [–]amosbas 16 points17 points ago

                                Before I clicked the comments link, I already knew something similar to this would be top comment..

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                                  [–]dropkickninja 13 points14 points ago

                                  excellent

                                  [–]dmwilliams[S] 12 points13 points ago

                                  (I see Mr. Burns in my head when I read this...) Thanks!

                                  [–]dropkickninja 8 points9 points ago

                                  release the hounds...

                                  [–]HighSorcerer 1 point2 points ago

                                  Release the robotic Richard Simmons!

                                  [–]lepizao 5 points6 points ago

                                  Shut up and take my money

                                  [–]lool-g-lool 14 points15 points ago

                                  Wait a second here..

                                  Front page.. Homemade wares.. Cute girl...

                                  not a single post of "how females take pictures". Reddit, you're maturing slowly.. I like it.

                                  [–]churribiri 3 points4 points ago

                                  it somehow looks like a the oatmeal cartoon

                                  [–]andrewsmith1986 44 points45 points ago

                                  The aliens name is Snoo.

                                  [–]TheHuffness 24 points25 points ago

                                  Snoo Snoo?

                                  [–]snoonoo 23 points24 points ago

                                  close enough

                                  [–]Pelleas 4 points5 points ago

                                  Right, your username IS close enough!

                                  [–]James20k 6 points7 points ago

                                  So if you get beaten to death by two of them its death by Snoo-Snoo?

                                  [–]jdgrafton 2 points3 points ago

                                  Yes, that is her name.

                                  [–]NwsAt11 2 points3 points ago

                                  While yours looks pretty good as far as quality goes, this type of hat is already in the reddit xkcd store. They advertised it in a thread (http://www.reddit.com/r/blog/comments/oy1t6/introducing_the_reddit_snoo_chullo_hat/) and redditors absolutely HATED it. Maybe you'll have better luck.

                                  [–]Cellophane_Flower 1 point2 points ago

                                  Thank you for linking this. I knew there was a post of one of these recently, where all the comments were "wow I wouldn't be caught dead with someone wearing that hat" so I came to the comments here (seeing it was a pretty girl), curious what people would say.

                                  Hers looks better, yeah, but still. I wouldn't be caught dead with someone wearing that hat.

                                  [–]Sec_Henry_Paulson 1 point2 points ago

                                  That hat looks terrible.

                                  [–]dmwilliams[S] 2 points3 points ago

                                  Mine's better! Mwhahaha! No, but seriously, this took a few tries to get it how I like it. And I had a few fails along the way...

                                  [–]shawtywtits 2 points3 points ago

                                  Now THAT is the way to hide your eyes if you don't want to share your identity.

                                  [–]Genmaken 2 points3 points ago

                                  Your work is very uplifting for some odd reason. Just keep doing what you do, and thanks for sharing.

                                  [–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

                                  Thank you for the positive words. I really appreciate it.

                                  [–]doesshegowild 14 points15 points ago

                                  No, she doesn't. But there are several other pics of her in cool hats.

                                  [–]arcanition 2 points3 points ago

                                  At first I didn't know what you were answering, but then I knew.

                                  [–]alwayz 1 point2 points ago

                                  crap.

                                  [–]Semiautomatix 5 points6 points ago

                                  I want one!

                                  [–]touchy610 13 points14 points ago

                                  I'm not sure if it's OP or not, but here's the Etsy shop with the same picture of the Snoo hat.

                                  [–]dmwilliams[S] 13 points14 points ago

                                  It is me! :-D I've also made Zoidberg and Bender hats, but evil Etsy kicked those off due to "potential copyright infringement." :(

                                  [–]johansolo 26 points27 points ago

                                  If I buy two Reddit hats, could you accidentally make one of them a Zoidberg hat?

                                  [–]dmwilliams[S] 4 points5 points ago

                                  Totally. It'll be a secret.

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                                      [–]dmwilliams[S] 4 points5 points ago

                                      :D I can make you one!

                                      [–]Pheeshy 9 points10 points ago

                                      Better start taking orders

                                      [–]tall_white_nigga 4 points5 points ago

                                      you're about to have hundreds of people wanting one...

                                      [–]dmwilliams[S] 6 points7 points ago

                                      :D Well, one of the best parts about crochet is being able to create things for people who appreciate them. And who better appreciates Snoo than fellow redditors?

                                      [–]Garmose 1 point2 points ago

                                      ...you may want to start a production line. You'll be in this for the long haul.

                                      [–]Catawompus 1 point2 points ago

                                      maybe move to asia, get some cheap labor. you know the drill.

                                      [–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

                                      My dad actually talked with me about how I would ever "mass produce" crochet hats. No me gusta! The best part of making hats is making the actual hat. Myself!

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                                            [–]Talking_Head 5 points6 points ago

                                            I hate to interupt the circlejerk, but have you read and are you complying with this license information?

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                                            [–]dmwilliams[S] 3 points4 points ago

                                            I actually don't have a pattern -- but one of these days I'll get around to typing a bunch of my ideas up. I'm actually considering starting a crochet blog (as if that wouldn't be super niche!).

                                            [–]ramsay_baggins 1 point2 points ago

                                            Try searching on ravelry.com, I bet there's a decent one on there =3 If you aren't signed up, then I'd definitely reccomend it! They have a huge amount of patterns and the site is awesome =D

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                                              [–]P2D_ItsME 1 point2 points ago

                                              You're a really cool person.

                                              [–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

                                              Thank you.

                                              [–]moojumpedoverthemoon 1 point2 points ago

                                              Please start walking up to random strangers, shoving the hat over their face, shouting DEATH BY SNOO SNOO! and walking away.

                                              [–]logosfabula 1 point2 points ago

                                              I remember you from the monkey hat! Nice work. Again.

                                              [–]dmwilliams[S] 7 points8 points ago

                                              Bah, I've learned some lessons... giant sunglasses and baggier shirt. Put more attention on the damn hat. And hey, it took me until now to try posting something again.

                                              [–]chodeface 1 point2 points ago

                                              I bought two of those hats!

                                              [–]i_eat_rats 1 point2 points ago

                                              Wasn't shitty_watercolors banned for doing exactly what is happening here?

                                              [–]esecarlosotondo 1 point2 points ago

                                              I want one! Is freezing here in Chile.

                                              [–]Mo0rph 1 point2 points ago

                                              Ordered your last one lol :P

                                              [–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

                                              Hi Mo0rph, how are you??

                                              [–]Nuraya 1 point2 points ago

                                              I just started crocheting and I love seeing what people come up with. Your hat looks amazing :)

                                              [–]Zomboy1 1 point2 points ago

                                              10/10 Would buy

                                              [–]megleemac 1 point2 points ago

                                              You made my Christmas present from my brother!

                                              [–]GinnyPoP 1 point2 points ago

                                              Shut up and take my money.

                                              [–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

                                              PM!

                                              [–]BuzzMcTroit 1 point2 points ago

                                              I always read crocheted as "Crotch-it-ed".

                                              [–]Harold_Grundelson 3 points4 points ago

                                              Not sure if want or inhibitions have been destroyed by THC...

                                              [–]cakes 1 point2 points ago

                                              probably the second one, unless you really want to look like a retard

                                              [–]Ijustpeed 4 points5 points ago

                                              I will buy one of those.

                                              [–]dmwilliams[S] 7 points8 points ago

                                              PM me if you're serious!

                                              [–]fridista 2 points3 points ago

                                              I've heard crocheting is easier than knitting, is that true? I tried knitting and it was hard. I need to try and practice more with some youtube tutorials, I think.

                                              [–]dmwilliams[S] 2 points3 points ago

                                              I definitely think so, but I'm also a lot more experienced in crochet. Regardless, though, crocheting definitely goes faster. The stitches are thicker, so you get more bang for your time. Definitely worth trying it out. :)

                                              [–]unposted 2 points3 points ago

                                              I'd say they're about equal. Crocheting can be a bit faster and more flexible design-wise but you have to stare at what you're doing to put the hook through the right threads, whereas with knitting I've been able to knit on dark car rides without needing to look at what I'm doing.

                                              [–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

                                              Word. I agree with this.

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                                                [–]TheGreenShepherd 1 point2 points ago

                                                Well done!

                                                [–]dmwilliams[S] 4 points5 points ago

                                                Thanks! Super proud of it.

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                                                [–]dmwilliams[S] 5 points6 points ago

                                                Meh, whatcha gonna do with a hat? I should make a v2.0 where reddit alien is actively eating its wearer's head...

                                                [–]musickfreak 1 point2 points ago

                                                Awesome! I want one!

                                                [–]dmwilliams[S] -1 points0 points ago

                                                I can make you one! PM me if you want.

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                                                [–]rholm715 0 points1 point ago

                                                take my money now! This is awesome!! nice job

                                                [–]dmwilliams[S] 3 points4 points ago

                                                Thank you! I'm especially proud of the antenna -- lots of concept work there!

                                                PM me if you want one :)

                                                [–]Dookiestain_LaFlair 1 point2 points ago

                                                What is that green stone in your necklace and is it the source of your power?

                                                [–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

                                                It's 2 peridots, placed to look like a turtle (my fav animal). Perhaps there's power in it -- ninja turtle power!

                                                [–]B_S_O_D 1 point2 points ago

                                                Oh! I thought you were a Green Lantern. :-(

                                                (leaves disappointed)

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                                                  [–]IAmMrHyde 0 points1 point ago

                                                  I want one haha :D Can you make me one?(:

                                                  [–]ElectronicFerret 8 points9 points ago

                                                  POOF you're a hat.

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                                                    [–]DoogieBrowser 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I hope you turn this skill into something profitable. You got quite the talent!

                                                    [–]dmwilliams[S] 4 points5 points ago

                                                    Thanks! I have an [Etsy shop](www.danadooleydesigns.etsy.com) where I'm working on a handful of fun hats and laptop sleeves -- but really, crochet is how I deal with stress in grad school. Yeah, I'm the weird TA who's playing with yarn as you walk into section...

                                                    [–]DoogieBrowser 1 point2 points ago

                                                    Good stuff, I like it! Like I said, I'm glad there are creative people just like yourself out there and making money (hopefully in your case) doing what they love. I'm a film student going into my last year of classes. My work is here if you wanna Czech it out. What are you studying in grad school?

                                                    [–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

                                                    Consider your site officially bookmarked!

                                                    I'm in a sociology ph.d. program, but I'm actually leaving with my MA to instead become a high school teacher in social science. Accordingly, I've been living/lurking in /r/teachers and /r/education. Kind of scared about this decision, but I'm also really excited. I want to be the crazy-awesome teacher that makes history accessible -- and wears fun hats, of course.

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                                                      [–]Klainette 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Exponentially better than this hat.

                                                      [–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

                                                      OMG, that's clearly done on a machine... it's all about having a hand-crafted hat, people!

                                                      [–]palordrolap 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Hm. Reminds me of the Sam and Max cartoon, episode 4. Linking the whole thing because it's only 10 minutes of entertaining non-sequitur.

                                                      [–]I_Key_Cars 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Introvert X 1000.

                                                      [–]g_gundy 0 points1 point ago

                                                      That is a wicked awesome hat. You even got the antenna right!

                                                      [–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

                                                      That is a wicked 
awesome hat. You even got 
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                                                        [–]Seref15 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Very cunning.

                                                        [–]VikaWiklet 0 points1 point ago

                                                        If you decide to make more of these, I'd like to buy one :D

                                                        [–]flowsnus 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Maan I want one too

                                                        [–]tlp248 0 points1 point ago

                                                        pleaaaaaaase post a template for this!!!

                                                        [–]GMonsoon 0 points1 point ago

                                                        You could so totally sell these.

                                                        [–]Really_Into_C3PO 0 points1 point ago

                                                        C-3PO also displays the ability to lie (essentially favouring one human group over another), giving him a more autonomous capability of thought than characters subject to Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics! Thats crazy!!

                                                        [–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 0 points1 point ago

                                                        These hats are banned in the SF Reddit group.

                                                        [–]danir379 0 points1 point ago

                                                        For some reason, I read "crocodile in a reddit alien hat" and was very confused when I saw the picture.

                                                        TIL I can't read very well.

                                                        [–]Pix_OrWut 0 points1 point ago

                                                        So how in the world can I get you to make one of those for me? Besides asking pretty please and of course paying you! =)

                                                        [–]WheresTheWasabi -1 points0 points ago

                                                        Oh god... I need one! Winter is coming.

                                                        [–]eigenstates 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Every time I see crochet I put the t in the wrong place and leave off the e. That certainly has to be Sexlexia?

                                                        [–]InLikeF 0 points1 point ago

                                                        :)

                                                        [–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 0 points1 point ago

                                                        hi Mitch hedberg.

                                                        [–]danickel1988 0 points1 point ago

                                                        You and my wife would get along very well. :)

                                                        [–]Alphy11 0 points1 point ago

                                                        I read that crotch-etted

                                                        [–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

                                                        For future use: the reddit alien is named snoo

                                                        [–]G325C9 0 points1 point ago

                                                        "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta'..."

                                                        [–]crazyboxheadman 0 points1 point ago

                                                        I would like one of those, madame!

                                                        [–]patchsonic 0 points1 point ago

                                                        did anyone else read that as "CROTCHED a reddit alien hat" ? no one? k...

                                                        [–]travisburnsred 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Take my money!!!

                                                        [–]bitoftheolinout 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Can you crochet me a new heart, mine just melted.

                                                        [–]Crimsonsmile 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Any chance you'll crochet me one? =D

                                                        [–]LazursGoPewPew 0 points1 point ago

                                                        You should post this on /r/shutupandtakemymoney !!

                                                        [–]thisisnotmyrealun 0 points1 point ago

                                                        heather?

                                                        [–]blowinbacksout 0 points1 point ago

                                                        you could get easily 50,000 upvotes if you had said your autistic, cancer ridden girlfriend had made it.

                                                        [–]TheMrJD 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Do want.

                                                        [–]jordanj425 0 points1 point ago

                                                        mother of god

                                                        [–]TSchroeder26 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Guess I should finally give you that upvote. Haha. Thanks again!!

                                                        [–]slabolis 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Take my money!

                                                        [–]Eyulfable 0 points1 point ago

                                                        pattern!!!!!!!

                                                        [–]Ax3redflame 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Did anyone else read Crotched?

                                                        Cuz I did.

                                                        [–]thecrazykaratemonkey 0 points1 point ago

                                                        I want one of those, where can I get one?

                                                        [–]Spunelli 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Omg give it

                                                        [–]MMDP700 0 points1 point ago

                                                        I want!!!

                                                        [–]goldenrod 0 points1 point ago

                                                        O_O you made me a Viking hat about seven months ago! I drew some concepts and sent them to you. Now I can put a face to the artist! You're cute as a button! /jealous. :)

                                                        [–]dmwilliams[S] 1 point2 points ago

                                                        GOLDENROD!!!!

                                                        [–]injeanyes 0 points1 point ago

                                                        WANT!

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