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[–]TooBrokeToGiveAShit 2 points3 points ago

And when it does... all is right in the world.

[–]easyeaston 4 points5 points ago

It does read my mind.... and plays all the shit I don't wanna hear.

[–]Markars 1 point2 points ago

More often than not, my old Mp3 player read my mind. Things always seemed to happen to me right when the song got good too.

[–]Bryceybryce 1 point2 points ago

My Sandisk used to do that for me. Best Mp3 player ever. To this day I refuse to buy an ipod simply because of all of the real-world karma my Sandisk earned me.

[–]ImNabooThatsWho 1 point2 points ago

Skip... Skip... Skip... Skip...

[–]coolguyblue 2 points3 points ago

I always shuffle it because I never know what to pick.

[–]freakinhippies 1 point2 points ago

Me too, but I always end up skipping at least 10 songs until I pick one.

[–]darchangel 1 point2 points ago

Guilty

[–]TheJoel2012 1 point2 points ago

And I never feel like listening to pink Floyd or cat Stevens while at the gym.

[–]madmonkeymud 1 point2 points ago

I don't know, I think Pink Floyd's On the Run and Time would both work well at the gym.

[–]TheJoel2012 -2 points-1 points ago

Hah Saucer full of secrets alone would motivate me. But you know what I mean.. I make playlists for those occasions lol.

[–]Bryceybryce 0 points1 point ago

I had a Sandisk that literally read my mind while on shuffle. Best MP3 player I ever had.

[–]HipsterFuckingStar 0 points1 point ago

I usually only put it on shuffle in my car because I can't fuck with it while I'm driving, and even then I still use the radio iPod controls to switch songs I don't want to hear. But yes, when it goes on a 3 or 4 song set without making me skip one I feel like a god on cocaine.

[–]Anonazon2 0 points1 point ago

I don't always use bloated software to load mp3s on a media player, but when I do... I use the most overpriced mp3 player available.

[–]themvf 0 points1 point ago

It's like playing Russian Roulette sometimes.

[–]Upsilon667 0 points1 point ago

I don't always put my iPod on shuffle, but when I do, it reads my mind.

This actually always seems to happen to me, it's awesome.

[–]sceezy 0 points1 point ago

sometimes it will play the band i'm thinking of more than several times in a row and bug me out

[–]lantern55 -2 points-1 points ago

Dude, I swear, it must read your heart beat or some shit through the earbuds or something. Edit: I'm joking

[–]CKCKTV -3 points-2 points ago

AHHAAH

[–]Lottanubs -4 points-3 points ago

If I were that picky, I'd just pick the song. Sheesh.

[–]benkahn[S] 5 points6 points ago

You'd think so, but sometimes you just don't know what you're in the mood for.

[–]volcanologist -5 points-4 points ago

i upvoted 'cause it is funny