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[–]Valid_Argument 115 points116 points ago

My god where did you get this?

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 80 points81 points ago

From the .gif store.

[–]CitrusNinja 58 points59 points ago

Choosy dogs choose .gif.

[–]Psythik 32 points33 points ago

I've always pronounced it like "gift" without the "t".

[–]xTELOx 4 points5 points ago

It can be both.

[–]Psythik -2 points-1 points ago

That's dumb. Next thing you know, we'll start pulling a Doc Brown and call them jiggawatts and jiggabytes.

[–]Anti-Pun_Andy -1 points0 points ago

Choosy moms choose Jif.

[–]MaynardJayTwa 7 points8 points ago

How much did it cost?

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 24 points25 points ago

It was on sale for 30 upvotes. Or as I like to refer to, 2 karmilion coins.

[–]MaynardJayTwa 14 points15 points ago

Whoa man you reallyyyyy overpaid! I got mine for about tree fiddy.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 12 points13 points ago

You're not fooling me you god damn loch ness monster!

[–]midnightbaconer21 1 point2 points ago

Hey us Pennsylvanians don't like that.

[–]Menospan 3 points4 points ago

It's a good return on your investment. Buy for 30 upvotes, rake in 550

[–]shutupjoey 5 points6 points ago

Well, the .gif store called, and they're running out of you.

[–]shakil314 1 point2 points ago

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller.

[–]MrNotSoPleasant -5 points-4 points ago

I can't help but imagine you will find me one day for being mean to someone only to leave a sorry note for when I get home.

[–]TaslemGuy[!] 23 points24 points ago

Someone recently had a TIL about where it's from.

Some old Serbian movie from the 80's I think.

[–]bloodhorde 26 points27 points ago

[–]implicate 2 points3 points ago

Went there for the dog, stayed for the heroin.

[–]moar_noaw 7 points8 points ago

"Ало. Да, oво је пас"

[–]adigabear 4 points5 points ago

pas = dog?

[–]imdrunkandposting 2 points3 points ago

yes

[–]madman1969 -1 points0 points ago

A Serbian Film ಠ_ಠ

[–]xTELOx 2 points3 points ago

My first thought. Those words or anything like them should never be in that order.

[–]Guitarable 5 points6 points ago

My dog where did you get this?

[–]LexSenthur 1 point2 points ago

My responses are limited, but Yes, this is Dog.

[–]notsurewhatiam -3 points-2 points ago

I saw this gif months back on knowyourmeme.com

Surprised to see it has gotten many upvotes.

[–]KorrieLady 44 points45 points ago

It's even more magical than I thought it would be..

[–]iamagainstit 5 points6 points ago

so good.

[–]BeautyIsASiren 27 points28 points ago

Is anyone a little freaked out by how gloomy and creepy the tone of the clip is?

[–]taajaasne 17 points18 points ago

Yeah, the bark is really deep and dark.

[–]SleepyAstronaut 17 points18 points ago

The actual bark is surprisingly yelpy. Here is the video

[–]kaminabis 2 points3 points ago

The dog looks like its in pain or something

[–]TaslemGuy[!] 3 points4 points ago

The entire movie is like that, apparently.

[–]koalao 1 point2 points ago

I also thought it was terrifying!

[–]xhzde 18 points19 points ago

Funnier the other way.

[–]jimtracysmyhomeboy -1 points0 points ago

The magic to me was imagining the dog talking, not barking words. This ruins it.

[–]joannchilada 1 point2 points ago

Who says he's barking?

[–]m0pi1 2 points3 points ago

Whoa... the dog actually looks like he is saying "Hello". This makes the text so much more relevant.

[–]nitromachine22 2 points3 points ago

This changes everything.

[–]etcetera101 4 points5 points ago

This is what the internet needed! (Also, of course I'm gonna upvote a post about a dog)

[–]fate_torn 1 point2 points ago

I hear this in scooby's voice

[–]Mikrowelle 1 point2 points ago

He only barks twice for "this is dog", HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!

[–]JackBread 2 points3 points ago

The language of the dogs is a terribly complex thing.

[–]SirDiego 1 point2 points ago

Dogs talking. You can't explain that!

[–]timelighter 1 point2 points ago

Dogalian like spanish, where hay means "there is"

[–]EthanBeatles 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why I read that in a Russian accent...

[–]neiltc 1 point2 points ago

that is a mistranslation. "it should read what the shit are you putting in my face, do you want me to bite it?"

[–]niamhish 1 point2 points ago

[–]Riou 3 points4 points ago

This is the first post I have ever felt compelled to log in to upvote at work, cheers to you, sir.

[–]matttf4 4 points5 points ago

Dog is phone.

[–]stillercity 0 points1 point ago

How is babby formed?

[–]KidOne 2 points3 points ago

Today, I notice the ~blood~ sweater on the arm holding the phone. Now I ~can't sleep~ can still sleep fine tonight.

[–]Mahatma_Ghandicap 3 points4 points ago

TIL that blood is made up of a 75% cotton / 25% polyester blend.

[–]KidOne 0 points1 point ago

Wow Good call! I couldn't tell what it was at first. My Fault.

[–]Zaszolo 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to my imgur library, Dog.

[–]FabulousLastWords 0 points1 point ago

Is anyone else just hearing, "hello? Yes, this is-". Methinks yer missin' a syllable.

[–]avery51 0 points1 point ago

It always did. We just didn't tell you.

[–]Eamonmc 0 points1 point ago

i'l never read that the same now..

[–]kowalski71 0 points1 point ago

I never save funny pictures from the internet to my hd.

This is an exception.

[–]rattlemebones 0 points1 point ago

My god... this may be the greatest gif in history.

[–]samtlam 0 points1 point ago

We have finally arrived at the moment for which the internet was invented.

[–]tuckertucker 0 points1 point ago

Something looks off about this. Look at the background, behind the dog, when he barks the second time. It looks like curtains that are moving, but it also looks like that effect when people extend something in photoshop and the environment moves around it (like that pic last week of the girl who shopped her boobs bigger). Is it just one bark and replayed a couple times?

[–]DarkOnion 0 points1 point ago

I can hear it... and I have no idea what voice that is...

[–]well_rustled_jimmies 0 points1 point ago

No, this is Patrick

[–]StickyStanceMikey 0 points1 point ago

I have never basked in so much glory.

[–]HipsterApproved 0 points1 point ago

I've been searching for this my entire life.

[–]BLUNTYEYEDFOOL 0 points1 point ago

did anyone else to a double-take, thinking the arm was severed? just me? OK then.

[–]loganwheeler 0 points1 point ago

It's sad how happy this made me

[–]TheOneBritishGuy 0 points1 point ago

I prefer the picture. The gif takes away all the images mystique!

[–]okan931 0 points1 point ago

Hello dog, This is Samara Morgan.... 7 days

[–]doggetoffthephone 0 points1 point ago

I do not care if you are a gif now. Other people in this house still have to use the phone.

[–]Lunchbox2208 0 points1 point ago

Anyone care to make the "Moshi Moshi, Dogu Desu. version?

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[–]Marchie -1 points0 points ago

Is it lonely, up there on your pedestal?

[–]Ovaldo -3 points-2 points ago

How is this "funny" and or "popular" ... what am I missing?

[–]Grammar_Nazi_Love -3 points-2 points ago

I believe the original content is from a Spanish movie (I've forgotten what it's called).