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[–]Oafah 101 points102 points ago

My question is, is the dick still in the box, or did she just get a whiff of dick air when she opened it?

[–]beachjustice 109 points110 points ago

lol dick air

[–]googie_g15 30 points31 points ago

I just had to tell my coworkers that I was laughing hysterically at the phrase "dick air". Awkwardness has now taken a physical form.

[–]amateurnewbie 16 points17 points ago

Is it irony or coincidence that awkwardness in physical form also smells like "dick air"?

[–]allofthebaconandeggs 1 point2 points ago

I don't care if that was rhetorical - the answer is that it is a coincidence. Irony is a reversal of expectation - unless you would for some reason expect awkwardness not to smell like "dick air" (which I can think of no good reason for).

[–]raw031979b 1 point2 points ago

at least dress it up...l'aire du dick!

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[–]bjbyrne 2 points3 points ago

No, we do not.

[–]DoWhile 0 points1 point ago

Fly Dick Air, the most comfortable way to fly! Ask about our special mile-high club membership benefits!

[–]moxiecontin714[S] 1 point2 points ago

Clearly there was something important that should have been in this box and she was severely disappointed by a dick in its place.

[–]DaminDrexil 28 points29 points ago

[–]im_not_bored_at_work -3 points-2 points ago

nailed it

[–]treedick2011 22 points23 points ago

God I've been locked in here for hours.

[–]THIS_POST_IS_FAKE 50 points51 points ago

[–]NasalSnack 6 points7 points ago

i get the feeling if I click on this, it'll be fake.

[–]dwarvenbuffet 0 points1 point ago

It's fake, it was supposed to be a qcphS, but all I found was a dick in a box...

[–]harrypl0tter 5 points6 points ago

Is he riding shotgun?

[–]flounder19 11 points12 points ago

who me?

[–]Gargan_Roo 11 points12 points ago

Couldn't be.

[–]Lottanubs 9 points10 points ago

Then who?

[–]Ardailec 6 points7 points ago

Guess who!

[–]droneprime 10 points11 points ago

Yea, I did it.

[–]Nokarm 5 points6 points ago

Here's the twist: The dick left, and all that's left is a cumbox.

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 2 points3 points ago

ctrl+f "cumbox"

[–]Fullerfyed 13 points14 points ago

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[–]trackguy94 8 points9 points ago

This is one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen...

[–]kristianur 0 points1 point ago

I'm curious now.. What was it?

[–]trackguy94 1 point2 points ago

It was a gif of a crazy guy with a shotgun threatening to shoot a woman holding a baby. The woman throws the baby in the air, the guy shoots, and blood spatters everywhere, especially drenching the woman. Then the guy gives a creepy smile. Don't know where it's from, don't particularly want to know either. It was the kind of thing I'd expect to see in r/WTF, not r/Funny even if it is just in the comments

[–]Strmtrper6 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like the intro to God Bless America, written and directed by Bobcat Goldthwait. He was dreaming of killing his annoying white trash neighbors.

Rather entertaining dark comedy.

Found the video

[–]moxiecontin714[S] 1 point2 points ago

I saw that on /r/WTF earlier today actually.

[–]Strmtrper6 0 points1 point ago

God Bless America intro scene.

Not really that fucked up.

[–]BecauseiCan1 -1 points0 points ago

Welcome to the internetz, son.

[–]Why_U_NO_Upvote 1 point2 points ago

that shotgun has zero recoil, seems legit.

[–]ridger5 0 points1 point ago

low brass rounds

[–]rabidbitsoftime 1 point2 points ago

Best scene in God Bless America.

[–]Co3v 1 point2 points ago

What kind of horrible novelty are you?

[–]senormoll 1 point2 points ago

Welp, no way in hell I'm opening that now. Thanks.

[–]SomeMetroid 0 points1 point ago

lolwut

[–]Systemizer -1 points0 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

looks at username

...ಠ_ಠ

[–]animewatcherfreakmal 11 points12 points ago

Fucking reposts...

[–]Potchi79 5 points6 points ago

I really hate to bitch about reposts and be that guy. It's my fault I'm on here so much, and other people deserve to see it for the first time. Still, it sucks just a little bit when you click on something and it's THAT old image, again.

[–]archduke_of_awesome 6 points7 points ago

I remember the first time I saw this, I could not stop laughing. Even just thinking about it for the next few days would make me start giggling. I hate reposts as much as the next guy but this is a pretty stellar image.

[–]THESHEEMED -3 points-2 points ago

especially something this fucking old. this would have been considered old to ebaums world in 2007.

[–]moxiecontin714[S] 2 points3 points ago

Honestly, I've only been on Reddit for about a month, a friend posted this to my facebook awhile ago and I laughed so hard about it, and just redisocovered it in my pictures folder. It's funny, okay? I wanted to share =)

[–]Magester 1 point2 points ago

After reading this I pictured the evil queen doing the "Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant" line from Full Metal Jacket.

[–]SycSemperTyrannis08 1 point2 points ago

I laughed too hard at this.

[–]warped_and_bubbling 1 point2 points ago

Its because of this exact reason that I'm extra cautious when someone hands me a box with a hole cut in it.

[–]kookoo831 1 point2 points ago

It was Vincent Van Gogh of course.

[–]kookoo831 0 points1 point ago

I remember that episode without going to the link.

[–]tehxen 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure what that characters voice sounds like, but i instinctively read it in the team fortress 2 announcers voice.

[–]doismellbacon 1 point2 points ago

cumbox

[–]sacros 1 point2 points ago

the dwarfs version of guerrilla warfare

[–]Martianrule 1 point2 points ago

lol repost

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

wow this is just painfully summertime bad

[–]FountainsOfFluids 1 point2 points ago

The look on her face is perfect.

[–]VicariousWolf 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could repost a repost that's been reposted on here like 30 times and still get 1500+ karma.

[–]casmafen 1 point2 points ago

It's a linear model really. the more reposts, the more karma, the more people hate you. all with a positive correlation

[–]Socratesandplaydough -1 points0 points ago

[–]SpaceyLaa 0 points1 point ago

This isn't the cum box, come on guys who's been filling my heart box with semen for karma?

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[–]ma5haga 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Queen Carlotta

[–]watevs44 0 points1 point ago

Must be Kwanzaa

[–]Ninjetti 0 points1 point ago

It's my dick in a box!

[–]bchn 0 points1 point ago

GILLIE!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

WE DID IT.

[–]crackbabydaddy 0 points1 point ago

a delicious whodunit

[–]Fucking_Hate_Cats 0 points1 point ago

The fucking cat did it.

[–]NasalSnack 0 points1 point ago

Van Gogh

[–]deathcapt 0 points1 point ago

looks like those skyrim gem boxes.

[–]KingOfCopenhagen 0 points1 point ago

gives a new meaning to the word "Cumbox"

[–]Dstanding 0 points1 point ago

I am extremely uncomfortable with the possibility that said dick is no longer attached to its owner.

[–]admo_homo 1 point2 points ago

possibility?

[–]ma5haga 0 points1 point ago

[–]Fapulous-me 0 points1 point ago

Most likely Andy Sanberg put the dick in the box

[–]dannyr 0 points1 point ago

Lucky it wasn't a pizza box

[–]eyereport 0 points1 point ago

Oh damn!

What is it, dawg?

[–]harlyboy 0 points1 point ago

[–]Russient 0 points1 point ago

Finally! Something original and funny on r/funny

[–]fogdelune 0 points1 point ago

The fairest dick of them all?

[–]SubGnosis 0 points1 point ago

[–]QuasarsRcool 0 points1 point ago

This is painfully unfunny, and the MS paint text makes it even worse

[–]Mileskitsune 0 points1 point ago

I laughed too hard at this XD

[–]LazyHazy 0 points1 point ago

Whoa, okay.

This is a first for me.

I actually saw this on Facebook like almost a week ago, and haven't seen this on Reddit before now.

[–]thetroll54 0 points1 point ago

It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box giiiirl. My dick in a box! OOOOOoooo, my dick in a box.

[–]awesome2000- 0 points1 point ago

I would tell you, but I'm stuck on a LONELY ISLAND.

[–]jcstiggy 0 points1 point ago

dick in box reposts...the worst kind of reposts

[–]themirthfulswami 0 points1 point ago

ok first image that's gotten a genuine LOL out of me in a long time. upvote for you!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

If we shined a blacklight it might look something like this

[–]RemyAuvers 0 points1 point ago

Not only have I seen that on facebook, but I have also seen this on pinterest. This is a low form of repost.

[–]derpydisaster 0 points1 point ago

That is the background for my iPod and it will never change.

[–]M1A1TOMMY 0 points1 point ago

Someone answer him, I'm dick of seeing this post

[–]smardalek 0 points1 point ago

She's all like "I TOLD YOU TO BRING ME HER HEART...wait a minute--"

[–]OliverMcLovin 0 points1 point ago

1cut a hole in the box 2put yo dick in that box 3make her open the box

[–]Klaveir980 -1 points0 points ago

Fucking repost! Why do you people keep upvoting goddamnit!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Grubnar -2 points-1 points ago

Because I have never seen it before.

[–]Interstate8 0 points1 point ago

1243 different people upvoted this? Jesus

[–]B0NESY -2 points-1 points ago

i usually hate it when people bitch about reposts, but honestly? EVERYONE has seen this at least 5 times already...

[–]mormon_freeman 0 points1 point ago

REPOST REPOST REPOST

[–]involuntaryboogie 0 points1 point ago

I'd suggest not eating it. I think it's gone bad. It's all floppy.

[–]ludadangles 0 points1 point ago

Justin Timberlake

[–]Sara_sarajane 0 points1 point ago

omg this just made my day

[–]bjbyrne 0 points1 point ago

I was just following step 2

[–]Misharum_Kittum 0 points1 point ago

[–]jesseatshit 0 points1 point ago

Justin Timberlake did it..

[–]StateFairShare 0 points1 point ago

I've got my money on one of these guys.

[–]naxter48 -1 points0 points ago

Hey girl, I got something real important to show you...

[–]angryPenguinator -1 points0 points ago

So just sit down and listen...

[–]McLovin804 -2 points-1 points ago

Me ಠ_ಠ

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon -1 points0 points ago

That's not the way you're supposed to do it.

[–]17thUSpresident -1 points0 points ago

One: Put your dick in a box.

[–]kosuth 2 points3 points ago

Wrong! Step one is to put a hole in a box. THEN you put your junk in that box.

[–]17thUSpresident 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I'm the Anti Wayne Brady when I get tired. I always forget the lyrics.

[–]coffeeisforwimps -1 points0 points ago

It was me. Sorry about that

[–]thoff_camel -1 points0 points ago

Hgrujijgujhyolmomfwse

[–]spadesjr -1 points0 points ago

Some motherlovers

[–]wittyscreenname 0 points1 point ago

Beat me by 34 minutes. I've got to focus less on work if I'm ever going to get any comment karma.

[–]dustbin84 -1 points0 points ago

It's a dick in a box (heehee)

[–]KingZuul -1 points0 points ago

[–]the_captcha_was_hard -1 points0 points ago

This post is so bad I hope it only got paid upvotes.

[–]CunningDroid -2 points-1 points ago

You did.

[–]Rice_Daddy -2 points-1 points ago

Looks more like 'who borrowed my dildo without asking?'.

[–]WendyLRogers3 0 points1 point ago

Ben-wa balls.

[–]HarmlessEZE 0 points1 point ago

[–]JaFFsTer -3 points-2 points ago

*cum

[–]thevarunianman -1 points0 points ago

[–]Retaliaattori -2 points-1 points ago

Maghda, is that you?