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When I'm trying to stay awake during a boring class (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Splattergoit 183 points184 points ago

It's missing the part where your head eventually droops forward then violently snaps back. I always tell myself nobody noticed.

[–]dickbag63 48 points49 points ago

My favourite part is reading back notes later; scribbles, scribbles everywhere.

[–]SaganAllMyLoveForYou 7 points8 points ago

I love looking through a quarter's notes and trying to figure out which days I was falling asleep, and then laughing at the nonsense I wrote down

[–]Stoogith 3 points4 points ago

"One day outside in the rain, insane with dizzy feelings that give you pain, could there be a train that gives wain to the lame game?"

-Me at work while I was half asleep and bored to tears.

[–]NotaMethAddict 32 points33 points ago

This is how I kind of am

[–]Breathing_Balls 18 points19 points ago

Get back to work you!

[–]notquitemalcomtucker 0 points1 point ago

Stuart Lee's looking young

[–]GiveMeOneGoodReason 45 points46 points ago

Your head goes limp and and you're like "Oh shit I'm gonna smash my face!"

[–]Probably_Kayak_Porn 12 points13 points ago

Or that's the part in your dream where you're going down a river and then see that waterfall up ahead. Without being able to escape it you go off it, then BAM! Your head hits the desk.

[–]Digitalneo 1 point2 points ago

Link did not contain heads hitting desks.

I am disappoint.

[–]Troll-Catcher 1 point2 points ago

That kayak is much to phallic.

[–]The_Polish_Jew 0 points1 point ago

Would that be considered your type of lucid dreaming anyways?

[–]EbolaPie 2 points3 points ago

Context-aware sleep mode.

[–]aslate 3 points4 points ago

That doesn't just happen during a boring class, happens at work a few times for me too. I'm a bit known for it, which probably isn't the greatest...

[–]fawker 5 points6 points ago

Because nobody did.

[–]Urik88 2 points3 points ago

Or when your pen suddenly slips from your fingers.

[–]galileofan 2 points3 points ago

Or to the side when your on an airplane.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I used to do that all the time in church. Old ladies sitting near me would give me the death glare evertim.

[–]hkxd 0 points1 point ago

It's worse when your head drops back. Nobody should feel that kind of pain

[–]NoodleSSM 224 points225 points ago

When I'm trying to look normal in front of a hot girl

[–]GeneralWarts 119 points120 points ago

When I try to think about how often I blink.

[–]BallsackTBaghard 66 points67 points ago

You are now breathing manually.

[–]aMajorZero 49 points50 points ago

You now realise there is nowhere comfortable in your mouth to put your tongue.

Also, how weird do your clothes feel against your skin?

[–]qwertyjake 85 points86 points ago

Hah! I win this time, I'm not wearing any clothes.

[–]aMajorZero 22 points23 points ago

Good luck with your leg hairs chafing your ballsack.

[–]TheOriginalUsername 39 points40 points ago

Speaking of leg hairs, have you ever thought a bug was crawling on you, only to discover that it was just a leg hair tickling your leg? I hate that...

[–]aMajorZero 16 points17 points ago

I hate the shit where you see like a horde of ants on TV and suddenly your legs are full of imaginary bitey-things that make you itch.

[–]TheOriginalUsername 9 points10 points ago

I get it anytime I see a spider...Anywhere. Not the huge tarantula ones but the small, thin legged, creepy bastards.

[–]unwanted_puppy 5 points6 points ago

how do you know this person has a ballsack?

[–]aMajorZero 11 points12 points ago

There are no girls on the internet.

[–]qwertyjake 0 points1 point ago

You are wrong, the origin of that rule has nothing to do with girls not being on the Internet. It has to do with them lacking the advantage that they have in the real world where guys will pay attention to them simply because they wan to have sex.

[–]aMajorZero 1 point2 points ago

Dude it's an old 4chan rule.

[–]Daxx22 2 points3 points ago

I shave. WHAT NOW?!

[–]DotaLoveless 5 points6 points ago

That is a joke within itself.

[–]jfargle 0 points1 point ago

Aha! I don't have any

[–]Falckjazz 2 points3 points ago

you have no legs?

[–]jfargle 1 point2 points ago

No, good luck.

[–]theKinkajou 9 points10 points ago

"Oh shit. This is an ordeal now."

[–]brachburton 9 points10 points ago

You can see your nose. Always.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Voldermort can't.

[–]crisk21 5 points6 points ago

My tongue is very comfortable in my mouth, and my clothes are just fine :)

But fuck that breathing manually shit. I'll randomly think of that in the middle of the day and have to focus on breathing for a good 10 minutes before I stop thinking about breathing manually.

[–]sohnemann 9 points10 points ago

Am I the only one whose tongue is completely comfortable, even when concentrating on it? What are the insides of your mouths like?!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

So I got hassled by a girlfriend once because the roof of my mouth has a ridge that runs down the middle from front to back. Her roof was completely smooth, and I don't know whose is the weird one!

[–]sohnemann 1 point2 points ago

I have that same kind of ridge, which means the odds are against her so far!

[–]cas1306 1 point2 points ago

No, and I even have this weird sideways tooth that it sits on, totally fine with it.

[–]aMajorZero 1 point2 points ago

You must have either no front-bottom teeth, or a really short tongue.

[–]6h057 6 points7 points ago

Or he doesn't let stupid shit bother him.

[–]richertai 2 points3 points ago

My tongue feels really comfy, resting against my front teeth, thanks.

[–]Classy_toast 2 points3 points ago

Isn't it weird how you walk?

[–]Monkeychimp 0 points1 point ago

I can think of at least two comfortable places I could put my tongue.

[–]JordanRynes 0 points1 point ago

It's especially bad at the dentist.

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 1 point2 points ago

This one never got me because of band I am always breathing manually

Which kinda sucks actually

[–]HamzasSister -4 points-3 points ago

it was weird cause right after reasing that comment I took a huge breath in and out and then read this comment i was like -.- how did you know I was going to take a breath. Than i realized what it was actually meaning but still o.o

[–]peestandingup 8 points9 points ago

God damn you.

[–]SOPA_NO 6 points7 points ago

MANUAL BREATHING ACTIVATE!

You are now aware there is no comfortable place in your mouth for your tongue.

You are now aware your nose is always in your peripheral vision.

[–]crispylego 11 points12 points ago

I never got the tongue one, my tongue is perfectly comfortable where it is in my mouth.

[–]thescientists 2 points3 points ago

Really? It's always really uncomfortable when it's in my mouth.

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

http://www.imgur.com/MVI9e.jpg

[–]runnerfag1 -5 points-4 points ago

Learn how to sleep with your eyes open

[–]mont94 1 point2 points ago

how do you do that?

[–]Breathing_Balls 5 points6 points ago

Cut off your eyelids.

[–]Monkeychimp 1 point2 points ago

Breathing_Balls ain't nuttin to fuck with.

[–]Breathing_Balls 2 points3 points ago

http://www.imgur.com/8tWAn.jpg

[–]MaritMonkey 55 points56 points ago

The "blinking with one eye at a time" stage is a scary one.

[–]2isgood 21 points22 points ago

"it should be ok, I'm only letting one eye rest at a time.. Just...one...zzzzz"

[–]MaritMonkey 12 points13 points ago

I worked night security in college, so for 3 semesters (when I was also taking 23 credits) the only time I got more than ~45 mins of consecutive sleep was Wed and Saturday nights.

This .gif is EXACTLY what I looked like during my Tuesday/Friday morning classes. That was the closest my brain could get to keeping my eyes open.

[–]Bacon_Hero 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit that doesn't even sound safe. What other functions were affected by your sleep patterns? We're there any weird effects?

[–]MaritMonkey 7 points8 points ago

I had audio hallucinations relatively frequently. I heard people giggling/whispering in crowded places where the sound level of the people talking would have made it impossible to hear those sorts of sounds, even if they had been taking place. Almost without fail, if I was in a room with a closed door I heard the sound of human (yes, my brain knew they were human) nails scratching at the door like somebody wanted to be let in.

My only visual was pulling out my student ID to get back into the dorms one night around 10/11pm. I took out the orange/white card, looked at my pic on it to make sure it was facing the right way and swiped it. Nada. Looked again, flipping the card over to verify the magnetic strip even though I'd done this hundreds of times and knew by the pic which way was "up." Swipe again. Again nothing. Getting frustrated, I looked back at my ID card ... AGAIN ... and it was one of those fucking "buy x get free shit" cards. Almost all black. Looked abso-fucking-lutely nothing like my ID.

Other than feeling generally foggy (and sometimes having to let my feet autopilot me to class because my brain recognized my surroundings but had no idea where I was or where I was going), it didn't really effect my memory or perception that I know of. I kept a 3.88 GPA, anyways.

Oh and one time (on a Friday) I was walking out the door of a class on the way to a bench where I could sleep with a "please wake me" post-it on my forehead for ~40 mins. The next thing I knew I was laying in the grass like 10 yds from the building I came out of. Had a smoke and took a couple sips of soda. Made it to my next class with 3 minutes to spare. That was the only time I actually fell asleep without intending to.

TL;DR I made $9.25 an hour and I might still be paying back student loans until I start collecting social security.

EDIT: This is already long as fuck, but I still have the ability to fall asleep in <5 minutes in (almost) any conditions and feel better (more "awake") if I take a 30 min nap when I get home from work (7pm), sleep for ~3 hours (2-5am) and take another couple 30 min catnaps before I leave for work (9am) and after lunch (2pm). Also, I am apparently totally immune to jet lag.

[–]Bacon_Hero 1 point2 points ago

Just... Wow. Thanks for the detailed response, I really appreciate it. That was interesting as hell to read through.

It's crazy to me that you only fell asleep a single time on accident. That kind of willpower just seems amazing to me.

[–]MaritMonkey 1 point2 points ago

The catnaps make it a totally different beast than trying to go entirely without sleep. I honestly think that if I'd had less classes and been able to sneak in more of those naps (if I had 50 mins between 2 classes that were right next to each other, I would get ~49 mins of sleep ;p) it would have been a much more sustainable way of living.

For some reason sleeping for shorter periods seems to make my brain go "oh shit, better make good use of this ..." If you're ever in a situation where you can make it work, you should totally try a couple days of 6 hrs sleep -> 2 3-hr sleeps -> 4 1.5-hr sleeps and do crossword puzzles or sudoku or something to test yourself. Ya know, just for shits.

Sorry about it bein' long-winded, I've been typing most of the day so my fingers are just sort of ... moving.

[–]Bacon_Hero 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if you've seen this or not but #5 might help explain why those naps seemed to help so much. http://www.cracked.com/article/127_5-ways-to-hack-your-brain-into-awesomeness/.

It looks like your sleep deprived brain realized that you desperately needed REM sleep and it would just skip the other sleep phases.

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

even more when your driving

thank god for rumble strips and rest stops

the one place you can have pillowhead and still exchange a respectable nod with a fellow traveler

[–]fosterroberts 22 points23 points ago

When I'm driving and I start getting drowsy, I start making up a song and singing at the top of my lungs. "Look at that dog! It looks like Gilber Gottfried! I need to stop watching real housewives of New Jersey and I need to read!"

[–]aMajorZero 22 points23 points ago

SUN, GARDEN, CRATE OF BEER,

FUCK BEING PALE, SUMMER IS HERE

And then I fell asleep in my deckchair and got sunburnt.

[–]FireFlameSpitlz 0 points1 point ago

I'm trying to imagine how that song would go...

[–]MrBiGz 0 points1 point ago

I read this and thought of It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M. Now it's stuck in my head.

[–]yaradebs 34 points35 points ago

When I realize I said something stupid and try to clarify it and more shit comes out of my mouth.

[–]mike_x360a 3 points4 points ago

And the hole you dig just continually gets bigger and bigger, definitely know that feeling.

[–]yaradebs 4 points5 points ago

At the end I just shut up, but, that is, OF COURSE, after I humiliated myself enough.

[–]mike_x360a 2 points3 points ago

Welp, that's it then, time to move to a different school!

[–]EbolaPie 1 point2 points ago

Wow, you're popular. Wait, I didn't mean to imply that I base other people's worth on their social connections. No, I mean, friends are important but you can be your own person independent of your friends and OH GOD STOP JUDGING ME PLEASE I'M NOT STUPID I SWEAR IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES I GET FLUSTERED WHEN I'M TALKING TO PEOPLE I FANCY. Oh God, no. I... um. I didn't mean I like you. Well, like you, like you. Like that. Not that I don't, I mean, I do like you. It's just that, I mean, I wasn't trying to be offensive. Not to say that, I mean, I realize this sounds weird and obsessive or whatever, but it's not, it's just that I'm not really good at talking to people I fancy. Wait, shit. I'm... I'm so sorry, I'll just [mumble].

-I hurriedly bolt toward next class or a restroom and try not to have a panic attack

-girl walks away and talks to her friends about that creepy guy over there, they all laugh

-spaghetti everywhere

[–]yaradebs 1 point2 points ago

Haha, this seems like a good 4chan thread.

[–]szchm 1 point2 points ago

See, you're handling it all wrong. Here's what you say:

"Wow, you're popular..."

Oh shit, that's a really weird thing to say to someone. Uh... Oh, I've got it!

"Y'know, considering."

[–]EbolaPie 0 points1 point ago

Considering what, though?

What's the next line?

[–]Dick_Serious 7 points8 points ago

I'm in a all day training at work today and this is exactly how I am right now.

There is no coffee in the world strong enough for this.

[–]Breathing_Balls 3 points4 points ago

Just think of everybody naked.

[–]burek_japrak 1 point2 points ago

Aaaand boner alert

[–]Sleepydave 9 points10 points ago

I used to be the person who fell asleep in boring classes. But I learned a trick that works provided you're not truly exhausted. Put a mint in your mouth and suck on it, while eating the mint the urge to close your eyes goes away and stays away for some time after. Hopefully that bought you enough time you get yourself awake.

This might not work for everyone but it got me through a few rough patches in college.

[–]jezusflowers 2 points3 points ago

Gum works just as well.

[–]JOKES_FOR_TOKES 0 points1 point ago

With mint gum, take the tip of your tongue, and press it against the gum. It's something to do with where your tongue tastes mint I think, but it stings so bad.

[–]MrOLMOBE 51 points52 points ago

Then this happens

[–]JRieger_ 12 points13 points ago

And then everybody looks at you, and it's super awkward...

[–]TheOriginalUsername 3 points4 points ago

The guy I share a desk with at work does this ALL the time lol. It's like he purposely waits until he's at work to sleep. Though I must admit, I've been known to do the independent eye blinking at work in the mornings.

[–]CorgiButtSquish 34 points35 points ago

That's from a flood where the dog had been trapped unable to sit down for hours and was exhausted

[–]Sinyakuza 16 points17 points ago

And most likely died along with other dogs and cats that were trapped. They even showed this clip on tosh.o.

[–]NotaMethAddict 23 points24 points ago

Well that went from cute to dark rather quickly...

[–]WezVC 12 points13 points ago

I remember reading that this particular dog actually survived.

Either way, anybody who can't be bothered to research it now at least feels a little bit better, right?

[–]QBontje 2 points3 points ago

Of course this dog survived. It was being filmed by a person who probably helped it.

[–]Grullok 5 points6 points ago

That's incredibly sad.

[–]Operation361 0 points1 point ago

C'mon! Don't tell me that! Now I feel bad! Time to browse Reddit some more until I feel better...

[–]Rocketbird 0 points1 point ago

I spent the first 90% of that gif wondering what he was standing in. I thought it was melted chocolate. Mmm..

[–]Clairdassian 7 points8 points ago

Yes this through every 4hr monthly meeting I have to sit in on. I've even resorted to physical pain- digging my nails into my neck- with no effect. IS THERE NO CURE?!

[–]smokwzbroiplytowej 6 points7 points ago

Tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue. It works surprisingly well.

[–]c7hu1hu 6 points7 points ago

This is truth. I don't know where I learned it, but it works incredibly well, especially when driving long distance.

[–]aMajorZero 7 points8 points ago

Lift one foot off the ground and hold it there.

This makes sleep impossible and Nationalism lectures bearable.

[–]CheeseburgerLocker 7 points8 points ago

Don't fall asleep with your eyes open. It happened to me once during class and it was awkward

[–]Disagreed 6 points7 points ago

I've been trying to learn to do that!

[–]Morendur 7 points8 points ago

Ugh, what sucks for me is it doesn't have to be a boring class, it just has to be a period of sitting for more then about 20 minutes and I will start to nod off, even when I am genuinely interested in the subject.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Also effective for the weeping angels.

[–]KoreanTerran 4 points5 points ago

/r/HIFW

[–]dainethemain 2 points3 points ago

/r/reactiongifs

[–]WezVC 5 points6 points ago

/r/reactiongifs started as a sub for actual reaction gifs, like things you can use on Reddit and other sites to show your reaction.

Nowadays it's just "HOW I FEEL DURING THIS EXTREMELY SPECIFIC SCENARIO THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ANYONE BUT FITS THIS GIF PERFECTLY".

[–]sctcro 2 points3 points ago

I think I could watch this gif all day

[–]Tommer_man 2 points3 points ago

This has no right to be as funny as it is

[–]lostpatrol 2 points3 points ago

This always happens in big classes as the oxygen starts to run out in the room. Go open a window or the door to the classroom. Then get a water bottle and take a sip of water whenever you feel yourself dozing off. The body will wake itself up long enough to process the water.

[–]JayMayKay 2 points3 points ago

I hate how reaction gifs are filling up r/funny

[–]WallScreamer 1 point2 points ago

I expected a fuzzy animal falling asleep. I was pleasantly surprised.

[–]WombatAmbassador 1 point2 points ago

One time in class (in a lecture hall where the seats are tiny and cramped), I started to nod off. I must have been having a nightmare, and as I woke my fist flung into the guy next to me. Luckily he laughed it off, but I learned my lesson, and never fell asleep in class again! ... ... ... Until my 8am physics class, during which I fell asleep into the next lecture.

[–]Rares18 1 point2 points ago

Also this is how i look in the nights before finals

[–]Kukko18 1 point2 points ago

Browsing Reddit @ 4 am with a 2 hr meeting and 3 bids due that same day...consider this my (FIXED) post

[–]IAmNotACreativeMan 1 point2 points ago

"Maybe if I jab myself in the leg with this pen, the pain will help me stay awake."

Works for about 15 seconds...

[–]lostmyfoundit 1 point2 points ago

This is also my face when listening to someone who spits when they talk.

[–]WinkMe 1 point2 points ago

When I'm drunk and a good dubstep song comes on (Here's a mashup for you)

[–]imbored53 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of Soda Popinski from Mike Tyson's Punch Out. He always did this same weird thing with his eyes when you punched him.

EDIT: link to video of Soda Popinski for any poor soul who never got to experience this amazing game.

[–]nettles121 0 points1 point ago

i'm in summer school. today's class: principles of financial accounting. i look even more like this because my soft contacts are getting sticky. i'll look even MORE like this after i toke up after my final exam tomorrow. and then i will SLEEP.

[–]ginbeam09 0 points1 point ago

totally considered doing a wakeandbake sesh before classes like that but i feel like it just aggravates the problem...

[–]mattgriggs 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this goes perfectly with the metal I'm listening to.

[–]dzubz 0 points1 point ago

Simon_Wang12 is on a roll today!

[–]malgrep 0 points1 point ago

That is me on every conference call.

[–]mnrepoman 0 points1 point ago

I remember doing that when I was driving from mn to san diego 4 x a year back in the 80's...little bit more intense driving at 60-70 mph ..

[–]Lord-Longbottom -1 points0 points ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 70 mph -> 188160.0 Furlongs/Fortnight) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–]metrication 0 points1 point ago

So going to use this as an opportunity to point out that the imperial system is outdated, illogical and wholly arbitrary nonsense. Check out /r/metric for metrication efforts in the US, UK, Burma and Liberia.

[–]sylkworm 0 points1 point ago

That's how I look when I'm driving home. :-(

[–]iLoiter 0 points1 point ago

statistics for engineers. Every time

[–]clichetouche 0 points1 point ago

When I try to stay awake, I draw sleeping people. Sometimes I come back to my sketches from school and am astonished by the number of pages full of sleeping figures. I guess I'm not very productive in my class. ;/

[–]eberk_dankil 0 points1 point ago

Could also be in a meeting for me.

[–]EdwardMarshall 0 points1 point ago

I teach at a university. Take comfort in knowing we get tired too, and the only time we hold it against you is if you're snoring – because it's disruptive – or you're drooling, because that's gross.

[–]staypuff626 0 points1 point ago

Tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue. Insta-alarm clock.

[–]exbtard 0 points1 point ago

But all you do all day is submit to Reddit.

[–]Dubrider 0 points1 point ago

I'm still laughing at this

[–]Murmadurk 0 points1 point ago

DIDNEYDIDNEYDIDNEYDIDNEY DIDNEYDIDNEYDIDNEYDIDNEY

[–]EbolaPie 0 points1 point ago

"I'm sure if I just doze off for a minute I won't-"

45 minutes later...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Space, space, I want to go to space!

[–]GMonsoon 0 points1 point ago

That's good. The best I can ever hope for is to not drool.

[–]dirkandersen 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my human resources class, 5pm-10pm

[–]unclewalty 0 points1 point ago

You shan't monopolize my front page with your pedestrian posts, simon_wang12.

[–]gngstrMNKY 0 points1 point ago

He's actually blinking out morse code for "torture".

[–]Big_Stick 0 points1 point ago

So, I tried reverse Google image searching this at work. I can honestly say that's a bad idea.

[–]somewhereinbetween 0 points1 point ago

Boring classes turn into boring meetings. The same struggle exists, only it becomes a lot more embarrassing when/if you get caught.

[–]widarlein 0 points1 point ago

I just fall asleep.

[–]sacros 0 points1 point ago

just never listen to your own lie that you'll only 'rest' for a minute

[–]toddkddot 0 points1 point ago

try doing it for 12 hours. we call that work.

[–]strangelycutlemon 0 points1 point ago

DIDNEY WORL

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

In military tech school, we had a guy that was constantly getting in trouble for falling asleep in class. He finally would just get up and stand up at the back of class. He would just about fall asleep doing that too.

He started taking caffeine pills and drinking a bunch of coffee. Then he started getting in trouble for farting in class. The last few blocks (months) every couple weeks he would be forced to stand by the door, with a fan blowing across his ass.

He's probably still a fuckup now, if he's even still in.

[–]FireFlameSpitlz 0 points1 point ago

CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING.

[–]manny365 0 points1 point ago

Glorious, just glorious. I've not had a chuckle like that for awhile.

[–]7499 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha happens to me every time!

[–]BigAssTaco 0 points1 point ago

Fun Fact: Everytime a character blinks in Toy Story, that happens

[–]Pete3 0 points1 point ago

That was me at class in bootcamp, because if you fell asleep, you would die.

[–]1N54N3M0D3 0 points1 point ago

Not a good time to be drinking dr pepper DX my nose fucking BURNS!

[–]smendeZ328 0 points1 point ago

This happened to me waiting for jury duty today

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Just wait til you're doing this when you're trying to stay awake during a boring meeting at your job and your boss is right across the table from you :)

[–]bluurple 0 points1 point ago

Does this actually work? Too bad I never tried it when I was in school.

[–]PeruTheGnar 0 points1 point ago

Also, when my contacts are drying up.

[–]laur7620 0 points1 point ago

More like get teeth pulled, take too many of the prescribed opiates then try and stay awake.

[–]monkeymatings 0 points1 point ago

So... you smoke meth?

[–]MizzElissa 0 points1 point ago

hahha that's the best

[–]pacg 0 points1 point ago

Excellent

[–]R2Lowber 0 points1 point ago

When I put my contacts in during the morning.

[–]FromaLand -1 points0 points ago

DON'T DO IT, BUZZ!

[–]theKinkajou 0 points1 point ago

I just think about sex, so I get boredom boners.

[–]Breathing_Balls 2 points3 points ago

Boners.

[–]tehweave -2 points-1 points ago

That gif will never not be funny.

[–]PCLoadLetter01 -1 points0 points ago

College started my coffee addiction.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I look more like this

[–]chrregnvald -1 points0 points ago

Jizzface?

[–]thoff_camel -1 points0 points ago

I am a troll downvote me

[–]themoop78 -1 points0 points ago

Many times in college I'd go to Organic Chemistry...

then wake up in Asian studies.

[–]gift_of_bad_advice -4 points-3 points ago

Just a little advice- the best way to keep yourself awake during class is with amphetamines, such as speed. They're generally not habit-forming, and it's a great way to support your own education.

[–]tresser -2 points-1 points ago

there was an assistant principal at my high school that had a tick like that.

[–]MissReading -2 points-1 points ago

Who falls asleep in a boning class?

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