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[–]phil 395 points396 points ago

Link to the clip in question: http://youtu.be/mPQdSuuKHPw?t=10m35s

[–]CaptnFalcon 123 points124 points ago

Wow 6 years on reddit and 2 comments? That's impressive.

[–]LavisterGrey 24 points25 points ago

We should try to coax him into commenting again. Let's ruin his magical comment history.

[–]chuperamigo 26 points27 points ago

He doesn't always make comments, but when he does he makes it to the top.

[–]allofthebaconandeggs 6 points7 points ago

All you know for sure is that there are 2 comments that he hasn't deleted.

[–]venividiikarma 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, he's the lurking professor at his local college.. he doesn't show up most classes

[–]piazzaj88 42 points43 points ago

The world needs people like you.

[–]matt01ss 18 points19 points ago

I really wish people would post this along with the damn image/text

[–]Enceladus_Salad 27 points28 points ago

I've deducted one wish from your account. You have 2 remaining wishes.

[–]mrpeach32 18 points19 points ago

Hey hey hey, you can only deduct wishes once they've been granted!

[–]matt01ss 12 points13 points ago

[–]NotSureIfNameTakenOr 17 points18 points ago

She is so hot.

[–]tinfins 1 point2 points ago

Or...stay with me here... this might be crazy, but what if... what if instead of making a whole series of stills and captioning them, they posted the original video.

[–]gelpool 11 points12 points ago

Dude... You probably have the best username EVER.

[–]congocross 4 points5 points ago

Yet another reason as to why I read the comments.

[–]littlebitofevrything 2 points3 points ago

Came to the comments, was not disappointed. Thanks.

[–]Joaf 2 points3 points ago

Thanks Stan

[–]nonchalant_redditor 6 points7 points ago

At 10:36

[–]Yoyo8 1 point2 points ago

I miss this show.

[–]doctor457 0 points1 point ago

Where on earth have you been?

[–]ItsBail 107 points108 points ago

[–]rawbamatic 60 points61 points ago

I prefer these bloopers.

[–]Leo-D 9 points10 points ago

Best part.

"We're watching animal porn!"

[–]i_am_not_in_a_boat 5 points6 points ago

Second best part. "Mary had a little lamb."

[–]TLUL 3 points4 points ago

I really don't know where he thought he was going with that.

[–]LadyDisdain 29 points30 points ago

Tapiooooooca!

[–]robbykooch 6 points7 points ago

Ah the ol' bed cot philly paper

[–]Hark_An_Adventure 2 points3 points ago

Bend a car? PAT BENATAR.

[–]dibsODDJOB 37 points38 points ago

What a weirdly specific novelty account.

[–]itsprobablytrue 1 point2 points ago

It's not that.. odd

[–]wasabijr 4 points5 points ago

Clicked for the (1 - Probably) % chance

[–]Probably_Kayak_Porn 3 points4 points ago

But then what happens when the PROBABLY means probably not?

[–]codekaizen 1 point2 points ago

(1 - Probably) x 100 % chance

FTFY

[–]notbookies 3 points4 points ago

Those aren't bloopers, those were in the show. I didn't watch the other link though, so maybe those were too.

[–]sd42 14 points15 points ago

Nah, the first link was actually bloopers, had a lot of sexual references and quite a few times someone came from off stage to inform them that they couldn't use a topic that the audience called out.

Both links were hilarious though, 10/10, would watch again.

[–]fknrat 1 point2 points ago

That was amazing. I'd forgotten just how hilarious those two were when they were paired up.

[–]CRAG7 9 points10 points ago

It's official, everything about WLIIA is amazing.

[–]ChromaticBadger 6 points7 points ago

TIL improv can have bloopers.

[–]limmywestside 2 points3 points ago

There are 6 of these?! Good bye productivity.

[–]BordomBeThyName 1 point2 points ago

I'm sitting at work trying not to laugh.

You're not helping.

[–]Poogiticus 2 points3 points ago

I love Wayne Brady's laugh.

[–]Sparling 0 points1 point ago

The captions are just as good as the bloopers.

[–]Toof 0 points1 point ago

They seriously need to release the other seasons on DVD. Actually, I would prefer to have them jammed, low-quality onto a blu-ray disc. I am on s2e17 on Whose Line Online, now.

[–]metzgermeister 51 points52 points ago

Nothing beats when they did hitler jokes

[–]smartzie 20 points21 points ago

"But we can't make fucking jokes about hitler!" Nice. :)

[–]RABIDX 2 points3 points ago

Just to let you know, the proper way to link to a certain time in a youtube video is to add the #t= like you did but then to type in the number of minutes with an "m" after them and then to type the number of seconds with an "s" after them, like so:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJfeTAm65NE#t=4m30s

[–]Harold_Grundelson 65 points66 points ago

GG Drew - cast member make fun of him and he still gives them 1000 points.

[–]Captainpatch 86 points87 points ago

Did you know you can spend Drew's points in the same store where you can spend Karma?

[–]Harold_Grundelson 20 points21 points ago

I did not know that! Does karma and WLIIA? points have a 1:1 exchange rate?

[–]Missing_Username 16 points17 points ago

The conversion rate is the same as that of unicorns to leprechauns

[–]Captainpatch 18 points19 points ago

Yeah, but leprechauns are volatile, you'd be better off investing in leprechaun futures than actually purchasing leprechauns now.

[–]ngregge 16 points17 points ago

Is this a joke about the Irish economy?

[–]Missing_Username 13 points14 points ago

I don't believe so, Cap'n Patch is merely putting forth a modest proposal.

[–]Rhendal 8 points9 points ago

So...this is a joke about the Irish economy?

[–]Zrk2 2 points3 points ago

Exactly.

[–]robotseamonsters 4 points5 points ago

He's going to eat leprechauns??

[–]slasky 2 points3 points ago

only poor leprechauns' children

[–]adn5027 2 points3 points ago

How many Schrutebucks is a standard unicorn worth? I need to cash out.

[–]Missing_Username 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, I can only convert Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickels.

[–]JustAddAnS 13 points14 points ago

Just say "yet another reason I love this show."

[–]andrewsmith1986 465 points466 points ago

you are all welcome.

http://whoselineonline.org/

[–]WhoseLineOnline 58 points59 points ago

Site owner here! Thanks again for the love! <3

Edit: I disabled (temporarily) episode/comment ratings to improve performance. Load times should be a little better.

[–]snatchinyopeopleup 12 points13 points ago

Hope you're still thanking us after that bandwidth bill arrives in the mail!

[–]andrewsmith1986 16 points17 points ago

So where can we donate?

[–]WhoseLineOnline 23 points24 points ago

Donate? Really? If you would like, I do have a Paypal account. Feel free to email me at admin@whoselineonline.org :)

[–]andrewsmith1986 20 points21 points ago

I figure that you may need it after reddit abuses your servers.

[–]CorporalCauliflower 6 points7 points ago

Curse you for being so lovable and amazing.

[–]ply447 9 points10 points ago

Your doing the flying spaghetti monster's work man.

[–]OOprime 6 points7 points ago

Ramen.

[–]Probably_Insane 167 points168 points ago

Nooo... I just escaped after watching the first season! I..I can't go back! P-please no...

[–]Jzkqm 227 points228 points ago

We've lost him.

God damn you, andrewsmith. God damn you to hell!

In memory of Probably_Insane

[–]iTrollYhu 41 points42 points ago

He's probably long past insane.

[–]InsanePsych0 21 points22 points ago

You're right! He's a little psycho now too!

[–]EquinsuOcha 15 points16 points ago

Gasp! He's a midget as well?!

[–]flippin22 3 points4 points ago

Fucking Borderlands.

[–]themightymagikarp 20 points21 points ago

Today, my friends, we lost a one of a kind man, Mr. Probably_Insane.

He will be dearly missed, and our worlds will forever be changed because of our fellow redditor. I'm sure that we all can truly say that our lives were made brighter simply by his presence. He will liven in the many lives he touched while here.

Fly high, Probably_Insane. You shall be missed, but we will carry on your memory within our hearts for the remainder of our days.

Stay golden, Probably_Insane.

[–]andrewsmith1986 14 points15 points ago

It had to be done.

[–]insideoutduck 3 points4 points ago

Why the hell did I click that?! D:

[–]scoobyduped 2 points3 points ago

Why aren't their faces replaced with Colin and Ryan?

[–]preske 0 points1 point ago

oooooooh, I like that idea.

[–]Tashre 6 points7 points ago

[–]dizzy1 9 points10 points ago

You've doomed us all!

[–]absurdlogic 4 points5 points ago

That's just cruel!

[–]obitechnobi 5 points6 points ago

and my axe!

[–]Crashmo 1 point2 points ago

Jesus, man! Do you want us ALL to be lost forever?!

[–]Cheese_Bits 0 points1 point ago

You bastard!

[–]el_pinata 0 points1 point ago

You bastard!

[–]AndrewNeo 0 points1 point ago

ONLY the first season? Back you go!

[–]Green-Daze 11 points12 points ago

Stop linking to this, we fucked the sites bandwidth over hard enough yesterday...

[–]markm88 7 points8 points ago

Poor poor little website. You can do it!

[–]Green-Daze 12 points13 points ago

We pretty much destroyed the site with 1,100 people trying to use it at once last night. We explained to the owner on the site's chat that the link was posted to reddit and the traffic should die down by today but apparently andrewsmith is a merciless bastard...

[–]gooblob360 7 points8 points ago

I discovered last night that they don't play the repeats on ABC Family anymore and I almost cried. Thank you so much

[–]ply447 0 points1 point ago

I was lucky enough to have recorded every single episode before they stopped.

[–]gooblob360 0 points1 point ago

My jealousy is unimaginable

[–]korkow 6 points7 points ago

Aaaaaand we pretty much crashed it.

[–]enzo32ferrari 1 point2 points ago

Aaaaaand it's gone. It's all gone.

[–]MakesTooMuchSense 1 point2 points ago

Awesome.

[–]rjbman 0 points1 point ago

On my phone. Please, please tell me this is the complete series!

[–]ply447 1 point2 points ago

Both the american and U.K. ones.

[–]Zrk2 0 points1 point ago

So we meet again...

[–]Gobluebro 0 points1 point ago

Notice, how every single picture post on their facebook is something upvoted on reddit.

Most likely they are stealing from reddit, or reddit is stealing from them o.O

[–]madstopp 0 points1 point ago

Which of them is the funniest? US or UK?

[–]andrewsmith1986 1 point2 points ago

I like early to mid us.

[–]buckfurpees 0 points1 point ago

Dear god.... I mean...Dear Andrew, Thank you!!!

[–]cdbitesky 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this link I watch one(1) random episode and close it to control my addiction.

[–]sat0123 0 points1 point ago

And no more work shall be done for the rest of the day. I mean week. I mean month.

[–]SandNinjuh 0 points1 point ago

I was on my way to torrent the complete series. Thank you very much.

[–]Herecomethedrums 4 points5 points ago

DREW: Something you can say that will always start a fight.

RYAN: You guys wanna start a fight?

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[–]too_many_penises 29 points30 points ago

You're a lazy gay joke.

[–]lianodel 0 points1 point ago

No, you're a lazy gay joke, too_many_penises!

[–]too_many_penises 4 points5 points ago

Who says these penises are gay penises? Each one of my free range penises is free to make it's own choice about where it would like to burrow. Regardless, would you like a adopt a wayward penis?

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[–]MyifanW 0 points1 point ago

"Yet another reason as to why I love this show"

"Another"

[–]SupperTime 31 points32 points ago

Is it me or are the females on the show just not funny.

Especially on the improvaganza. All the ladies are basically props.

[–]Cyanr 1 point2 points ago

QI (with Stephen Fry) talked about this in an episode. I don't remember it exactly, but there was a scientific reason for why the show never includes many female guests.

Something about girls being less likely to laugh at jokes from other girls.

[–]Royale-With-Cheese 8 points9 points ago

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701

Interesting article on this topic written by one of our greatest rhetoricians.

[–]index14 1 point2 points ago

Wit, after all, is the unfailing symptom of intelligence. Men will laugh at almost anything, often precisely because it is—or they are—extremely stupid. Women aren't like that.

Yep, he sure is one the greatest rhetoricians.

Edit: And I would like to see an example of these jokes he considers "witty". As if your sense of humor determines your intelligence. Ridiculous. What if you get the joke, but don't find it funny at all? But it seems he already determined that the jokes he finds funny are jokes that only smart people would laugh at, while these "objectively" unfunny jokes are something only immature and stupid people (or rather, men) will find funny.

[–]Captain-Cliche 0 points1 point ago

I personally thought Heather was great on Improv-a-Ganza

[–]Szalkow -2 points-1 points ago

Psychological studies have found that, regardless of culture, men are more likely than women to get laughs for their humor, while women are more likely than men to laugh at humor.

It also doesn't help that most of the women who co-star on WLIIA? have personalities of dead fish.

[–]qtipvesto 4 points5 points ago

"Blah-de-blah, it's Wayne Brady!"

"Blah-de-blah, it's Kathy Greenwood!"

Sigh...

Were Greg Proops, Brad Sherwood and Chip Esten already booked elsewhere or something? Heck, I would have liked to have seen more Jeff Davis, for the few episodes he was in, he was great. Nothing necessarily against Kathy, but she just didn't fit on that show.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 7 points8 points ago

shudder and cringe

[–]JazzyNips 17 points18 points ago

Hahaha I get it. Because gay!

[–]Situationalist 3 points4 points ago

Who the hell keeps making these? They are on the front page every day. The WLIIA marketing team is working overtime.. I smell a relaunch of the show in the near future, R/conspiracy.

[–]honky_mcgee 2 points3 points ago

Colin and Wayne are getting a show on ABC in July...

[–]cech_mate 4 points5 points ago

out of curiosity. What show is this, I would really like to see it

[–]SelectiveOCD 4 points5 points ago

Whose line is it anyways

[–]nelsonty 1 point2 points ago

Richard Simmons episode is still my favorite.

[–]rewster 1 point2 points ago

whose line is becoming the new Louis ck for karma.

[–]Regular_Ghost 1 point2 points ago

Did I miss something? Is Whose Line on netflix now? Don't get me wrong, I love the show, grew up watching it with my mom...BUT WHY ALL THE SUDDEN WHOSE LINE EVERYWHERE? I love these little lines and snippets but don't use one series of banter as a "reason to love the show." If memory serves correctly it was either hilarious or almost embarrassing to watch.

[–]biowtf 0 points1 point ago

Louie, 30 Rock and Community have been milked dry.

[–]JerkyChew 1 point2 points ago

So are all these Whose Line clips we're seeing lately a result of the upcoming improv show that starts like next month? Smells fishy. EDIT: I looked it up; it's called Trust Us with your life but no Ryan Stiles, booo.

[–]DrStrngeluv 1 point2 points ago

I still think the British version was better. Mostly because I had a thing for Josie Lawrence.

[–]cerberus17 1 point2 points ago

Obligatory upvote for anything WLIIA related.

[–]doubleu 1 point2 points ago

good clean rated PG humor! /s

[–]DerpinNinjaa 1 point2 points ago

I not even joking when I say this is the best audience involved tv show ever

[–]homesnatch 1 point2 points ago

Is there a reddit conspiracy to promote Who's Line in anticipation of the ABC spin-off?

[–]Boxfulachiken 1 point2 points ago

Which show is this again. I've watched it when my brother put it on tv but I never knew the name.

[–]Keont 1 point2 points ago

What is this show and why does it look so old? I mean if they keep doing it.

[–]fieroturbo 7 points8 points ago

Link to the actual episode: http://www.veoh.com/watch/v14967435QMM2bCXM

Fast forward to 13:33

[–]Smoofer 19 points20 points ago

This website sucks.

[–]Bgibbs 9 points10 points ago

[–]Bornahallac 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I really hated how it opened the video up immediately and let me skip to the part I was looking for without buffering.

[–]Omena123 0 points1 point ago

So I can only watch 5 minutes, then it forces me to install their own player? Who in their right mind would use this kind of site...

[–]Jalangaloze 2 points3 points ago

I don't know where this recent re-uprising of whose line came from but i ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!

[–]Triguntri 1 point2 points ago

It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy seeing other people in love with this show. My late childhood and teenager years were spent watching Drew Carey's shows.

[–]Jalangaloze 1 point2 points ago

I just love seeing other people noticing improv comedy as a hilarious art.

[–]lewok 5 points6 points ago

what exactly is this show anyway?

[–]darkbrethren 14 points15 points ago

Whose Line is it Anyway?, an excellent improv comedy show that originated in Britain and came to America a little over a decade ago. I highly recommend it.

[–]AdmiralEO 3 points4 points ago

I miss Clive Anderson

[–]ThisMachineKILLS 1 point2 points ago

Whose

[–]darkbrethren 1 point2 points ago

What an embarrassing mistake. Thanks for catching that, friend.

[–]ThoR294 2 points3 points ago

Can anyone work their magic and find the actual clip? haha

[–]Fhump 52 points53 points ago

Haha!

[–]Znof 9 points10 points ago

Haha!

[–]zosoyoung 11 points12 points ago

[–]Captain-Cliche 1 point2 points ago

[–]zosoyoung 0 points1 point ago

[–]storch 1 point2 points ago

[–]Michael_J_Foxtrot 1 point2 points ago

Clive Anderson was way better than Drew in my opinion.

[–]apullin -2 points-1 points ago

Wow, people are really flogging this Who's-line-screencap-subtitle thing. Did people finally exhaust all of Louie, and post a screencap of every single joke in the entire show? And 30Rock? So now we have to dig deeper and deep for "content" to post?

[–]jordansaysthis 0 points1 point ago

anyone have the video of this?

[–]mutantlabor 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone remember when Clive Anderson used to be the emcee on this show? Those were the days.

[–]AdmiralEO 0 points1 point ago

<3 Chip

[–]Amberleaf 0 points1 point ago

Originally a British radio program, is there anything we are not good at.

/comedy

[–]Seanothan 0 points1 point ago

Chip was awesome. I wish he was on it more than he was because he had some downright hilarious zingers and the voice of an angel.

[–]jackgh 0 points1 point ago

Best show. Ever.

[–]irrelevant_person 0 points1 point ago

scoffs, previously prepared

[–]DJCleanPenis 0 points1 point ago

wasn't this show cancelled about a decade ago?

[–]Waftybuzz 0 points1 point ago

As an Englishman it's great to see so much love for this show across the pond. Ryan and Colin were very influential in the UK before heading back to the States.

[–]DrPhilBradley 0 points1 point ago

I love 12Medbe.

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

It's like they could all be smoking cigars and drinking scotch, and nothing would be different.

[–]JesusSama 0 points1 point ago

With all the influx of Whose Line imgs, I think we should just make an r/whoseline, and subscribe everybody to it automatically.

[–]blumpkin24 0 points1 point ago

knew what show you were talking about before I even clicked the link

[–]storm85 0 points1 point ago

Love that show

[–]bob_dole_zombie 0 points1 point ago

I love the show but I have a real hard time believing that wasn't planned...

[–]Ice_Wrath 0 points1 point ago

This show should just get its own subreddit. Unless it does already then people just post it on r/funny.

[–]danhendricks 0 points1 point ago

18 hours between front pages for this show... GIVE IT A REST

[–]Ganja-milf420 0 points1 point ago

I don't think the "as to" is necessary in the title

[–]CMUber 0 points1 point ago

Is there a who's line is it anyway subreddit??

[–]TheClayroo 0 points1 point ago

Yes! I saw this one when it aired. That show was one of my faves.

[–]godsdead 0 points1 point ago

So American's is this a show that's still on? Because the quality of the video, clothing and decor looks 20 years out of date.

[–]nick1208 -1 points0 points ago

Is there a subreddit for this show?

[–]donabro -2 points-1 points ago

Prepare yourselves... for the white knight anti-homophobes

[–]unspeakablevice -2 points-1 points ago

The first joke is funny because being a bad lover is automatically insulting.

The second joke is funny because being gay is automatically insulting?

Fuck you, culture.

[–]wallyroos 3 points4 points ago

I think its more of I dont need 20 minutes.

Then it goes to I dont even need a woman.

[–]crabwhisperer 1 point2 points ago

Nope, this is clearly a gay joke. If he goes scoff "person" than I'm with ya.

[–]unspeakablevice 0 points1 point ago

Having replied to everyone else, I thought I'd say thanks for not being a dick.

The cynical would say that I'm fixated at seeing things my way, but no.. you had me going and wondering if I just read it wrong. But in the end I don't think that interpretation has a comedic flow. He'd say something else to get that particular meaning across.

[–]wallyroos 0 points1 point ago

Hmm maybe. I would have to find the video to get a solid answer.

[–]sephirothrr 2 points3 points ago

It's interesting that you went straight for gay, where here I was thinking that they were referring to the fact that perhaps all he needed was his hand.

[–]unspeakablevice 0 points1 point ago

Except that wouldn't really follow from the setup of the joke requiring a willing participant.

[–]Syphon8 1 point2 points ago

Being called gay when you're straight is insulting in the same way that being called straight when you're gay is insulting, or being called ugly when you aren't is insulting.

The stick, get it out of your ass. (See what I did there? There isn't literally a stick up your ass but still insulting.)

[–]ex-adventurer 0 points1 point ago

Ajyone who doesn't want this show back on is someone that should go and watch 1 episode and then tell you if they still dont want back on air.

[–]Freeside1 0 points1 point ago

Just found out about Colin and Brad: Two Man Group the other day, definitely worth watching if you like whose line.

[–]red_tosser 0 points1 point ago

Saw their 2-man act live in California a couple years ago. Funniest bit was a letter substitution game. They insulted each other and swore like sailors but had substituted letters and so the entire audience was on a 2-second fuse before we got it. Made my side hurt it was so good.