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Double kill (forgifs.com)

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[–]WeMeetAgain 75 points76 points ago

Pointing and laughing at the guy on the ground at the end is what makes it.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 26 points27 points ago

I think the part where people that I don't know are in pain is what makes it.

[–]Lottanubs 8 points9 points ago

The nutshot is what always makes it for me.

[–]lxiir 3 points4 points ago

Any sort of ball hitting someone who I not know in the groin, is always funny...

[–]daschande 1 point2 points ago

Barney's movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin!

[–]Opee23 0 points1 point ago

unless its you...

[–]john_nyc 5 points6 points ago

i like watching the guy getting hit in the nuts...you can see he is about to raise his hand so he can point and laugh...karma man karma

[–]Terrorkeks 1 point2 points ago

Yes dont apologize EVER! Just point at the guy and laugh.

[–]Schnix 0 points1 point ago

Typical case of scootin fruity!

[–]kingBCR 13 points14 points ago

A game called tan-ass if anyone's interested.

Score a goal against the keeper and they lose a life, lose 5 and thats the punishment. Miss the goal and you replace the keeper in goal.

[–]Xylotol 6 points7 points ago

We call it five and a boot here, similar rules hence the naming. Two methods of playing though - keeper loses on multiples of 5 goals and the ball moves closer and closer from a dead ball on the deck or the preferred method of rules for each multiple. I.e. soft boot in the arse on 5, hard boot at 10, chicken run (run across the field avoiding getting kicked) at 15, jelly man (same as chicken run but given two dead legs and two dead arms before running) etc. etc.

This gets pretty bad if the keeper sucks so don't get caught out (headers are always safe). Can only score on a volley or header and if the keeper catches the ball or a volley is missed then the person to kick the ball is the new goalie. Easiest way to get out the goal is to catch the ball when someone chips it up to lay someone off for a volley as there's usually very little speed on it.

[–]kingBCR 1 point2 points ago

Summed up perfectly mate

[–]looks_at_cats 4 points5 points ago

In Scotland we call it bummy. A friend of mine, when we were about 8, said his older brother made it up himself. Lying little fuck.

[–]RickAScorpii 3 points4 points ago

In Spain we call it Culé, or Alemán. Everyone plays together against the goalie, and you can only score through volleys, hitting the ball when it's in the air. Depending on where you play, each player has their own 5 lives, or the "loser" is the one who happens to be in goal when the 5th goal is scored.

[–]spanglish14 2 points3 points ago

Dude we used to play that in Spanish school, fun times :')

[–]appealtoprobability 2 points3 points ago

Isn't "Alemán" also "German" in Spanish?

[–]RickAScorpii 1 point2 points ago

It is, I don't know why we call the game like that :)

[–]kingBCR 1 point2 points ago

Yeah thats pretty simular pal, didn't want to go full details on the rules on my comment as people would most likely skim over a wall of text.

But yeah we're only allowed to score volleys headers and shoulders. Headers count for 2 lives and if you somehow score with the shoulder the goalie loses 3 lives. Usually played in a cage if ones avaliable allowing for quicker retention of the ball if someone misses instead of someone having to fetch it from behind the goal

[–]zerato 2 points3 points ago

I'm water polo we call it five alive

[–]Motherfrogger 1 point2 points ago

Red arse round my parts

[–]IT_Derp 0 points1 point ago

We called it red-ass

[–]thearmadillo 10 points11 points ago

2 balls, 1 ball

[–]xVerified 2 points3 points ago

Dude. 4 balls.

[–]abledanger 3 points4 points ago

How do you get 4?

[–]Azgaja 2 points3 points ago

2 just got destroyed.

[–]THespos 2 points3 points ago

You stole this from the season finale of "Ow, My Balls..."

[–]DanPearce 2 points3 points ago

Halo

[–]Flavored_Crayons 1 point2 points ago

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL

[–]J_M_B 1 point2 points ago

Owwww... my balls!

[–]Vin2241 1 point2 points ago

It's like a "halo fails of the week" ass bounce

[–]Soley 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of this video.. still gets me every time.

[–]Esman78 4 points5 points ago

I would absolutely love to hear the screaming when the ball hits the balls.

[–]lendorav 0 points1 point ago

Paranka!

[–]rauf107 0 points1 point ago

It was a headshot too

[–]virusoflife 0 points1 point ago

Finish Him!

[–]cheese-and-candy 0 points1 point ago

I didn't want to find it funny, because it makes light of what could be serious damage to that guy's reproductive rights. But it was funny. Very funny.

[–]bumfluff2012 0 points1 point ago

The ball! His Groin! It works on so many levels

[–]r0nson 0 points1 point ago

hit two idiots with one ball

[–]sindekit 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of when I was playing kickball in elementary school, and I kicked the ball and then it bounced off of a bench and hit one of my teammates nuts. Everyone had a nice laugh!

[–]vertigo1083 0 points1 point ago

These guys look exactly like 3 brothers I went to high school with. One of them was a good friend of mine.

[–]lexalicous 0 points1 point ago

two for one!

[–]PossiblyTheGreatest 0 points1 point ago

KILLTROCITY

[–]blue1748 0 points1 point ago

DAMMIT YOU SAID IT FIRST.

[–]7499 0 points1 point ago

Sudden fact: football has actually most injuries out of field sports.

[–]DERPFUCKER 0 points1 point ago

this is the true meaning of two birds with one stone

[–]PerfectCarve 0 points1 point ago

Classic

[–]MERCYflush4u 0 points1 point ago

And this video was one of the headlines of my local cites internet newspaper page today. Seems they are having a very slow newsday.

[–]dunnowins 0 points1 point ago

2 birds. 1 stone.

[–]twnadar 0 points1 point ago

Just watching that hurts

[–]BlackHilter 0 points1 point ago

Gives a new meaning to over kill!

[–]flippin22 0 points1 point ago

That was nuts...

[–]PASTAAA 0 points1 point ago

I read the title in the CS:S announcer voice.

[–]Suchomimus 0 points1 point ago

Actually it's a quadruple kill.

[–]l1nk1npark 0 points1 point ago

It seems as though balls have gravitational pull, so that any object that were meant to fly in the close vicinity will hit the nutsack.

[–]sytheman777 0 points1 point ago

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[–]Lenoh 0 points1 point ago

you the grub makese the money gold

u no?

[–]BarstoolBaptism 0 points1 point ago

Its like getting two birds stoned at once.

[–]D0nelly 0 points1 point ago

Doing this so I can save it later

[–]thumbsdowntohummers 0 points1 point ago

****I rate gifs by how many times I watch them repeat. This one.... at least a dozen.

[–]massaikosis 0 points1 point ago

Ow my balls!

[–]tacolollipop -1 points0 points ago

Impossibruuuuuu!

[–]skizfrenik_syco 0 points1 point ago

Triple kill, I think both his nuts were killed

[–]MJZMan 2 points3 points ago

Still only a double, as the ass-shot was definitely not a kill.

[–]Bl00DISH 0 points1 point ago

Depends on how good the hitbox is.

[–]jrmartinez23 0 points1 point ago

"hand ball, not a legal shot."

[–]Kache 0 points1 point ago

In DoTa/HoN, this is exactly how Bristleback/Armadon works, back turned and everything.

[–]Nite-Wing 0 points1 point ago

"Friendly Fire!"

[–]mrpud 0 points1 point ago

I'm a slow computer so the gif is kind of choppy and it allowed me to notice that this is faked. its one of those balls with a bungee cord on it, and the second guy has the bungee cord attached to his pants leg. you can see his pants leg shoot out when the guy kicks it and you can kind of see the cord towards the end of the gif after it already hit the second guy.

I can't believe i caught that

[–]Strmtrper6 1 point2 points ago

Aw hell no, wassup dog?

Sincerely sorry you are slow though.

[–]mrpud 1 point2 points ago

lol my bad *I'm AT a slow computer

[–]Mr_Luke_Skywalker -1 points0 points ago

Tell me how is life as a slow computer?

[–]killerado -1 points0 points ago

I got more entertainment out of this simple .gif than I have out of watching any soccer game.

[–]DOTA2_soundfiles -1 points0 points ago

Double Kill!

[–]Jimbrew -2 points-1 points ago

Hurt 2 idiots with one ball, well played

[–]Demeno -2 points-1 points ago

Ignore the video itself

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