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[–]Lt_Shniz 141 points142 points ago

[–]KingTroll69 30 points31 points ago

You know, my house just burned down but Internet cats still make me smile. Wonderful.

[–]stevestgermain 12 points13 points ago

You should try to get Reddit to give you a bunch of sympathy money.

[–]Hooin_Kyoma 4 points5 points ago

and a cheer leader

[–]KingTroll69 -1 points0 points ago

And pizza?

[–]zeisan 4 points5 points ago

Hate to hear that, the former part at least. I wish you the best. Here's a short funny story: my cat is so fat that she can no longer clean her own hindparts.

[–]KingTroll69 0 points1 point ago

Haha nice.

[–]Sotona777 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit man, what happened?

[–]KingTroll69 0 points1 point ago

Waldo Canyon Fire.

[–]Sotona777 1 point2 points ago

Shit man, i hope nobody got hurt?

[–]Limiate -1 points0 points ago

If it was the Pyro at least we know now that she did it thinking she was making you feel happy.

[–]Kmlkmljkl 27 points28 points ago

[–]Scrubtanic 8 points9 points ago

  • Sarah McLachlan music

  • immutable sadness

  • drink myself to sleep

[–]psylentz 3 points4 points ago

Sarah McLachlan music immutable grief drink myself to sleep tonight

Saw your post, and for some reason had to make it a haiku...

[–]Servious 0 points1 point ago

That's like an inverse haiku.

[–]Kmlkmljkl 2 points3 points ago

Sarah McLachlan music

Still don't know what that is, and I am not planning on finding out, since I heard that shit was sad as fuck.

[–]Doodle_strudel 1 point2 points ago

In the arms of the angel...

[–]awesomeman91 -1 points0 points ago

Don't worry, you're in the arms on of angel.

[–]fieldsofgreen 3 points4 points ago

Is that a tear?!

[–]WhyLisaWhy 8 points9 points ago

Data's cat changed colors

[–]sndmn 0 points1 point ago

Where is the video of this!

[–]Dickfore -1 points0 points ago

Well ... Here's the second cat.

[–]GeneReyva 23 points24 points ago

Your link eventually got me to this one.

[–]HeronSun 54 points55 points ago

That was more entertaining than the fight scene that the music was from.

[–]RepublicofTim 8 points9 points ago

What's the music from?

[–]ThatJanitor 17 points18 points ago

You've never seen The Matrix? ಠ_ಠ

[–]PHLAK 10 points11 points ago

[–]The_Turbinator 4 points5 points ago

I finally got a job where I have to wear those transparent earphones.

feelsgoodman.jpg

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

The Matrix? What's The Matrix?

[–]SvenHudson 31 points32 points ago

The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

[–]TehSlippy 2 points3 points ago

There is no spoon.

[–]Scrubtanic 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was Midichlorians

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

But this looks like England to me,

[–]ThatJanitor 1 point2 points ago

Get out of my head. Get out of my head!

[–]RepublicofTim 0 points1 point ago

I have. I just haven't seen it in a while and didn't recognize the music at first.

[–]Hazasoul 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry I don't remember which movie a fight song is from.

[–]ballpitpredator 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure it was matrix reloaded. the fight with all the smiths

[–]DeplorableVillainy 0 points1 point ago

The great thing about being me, is that there are so many mes!

[–]ajmint 11 points12 points ago

Can someone please add a fourth law of robotics?

[–]shibblywibbly 6 points7 points ago

A robot must not try to piss off a human.

[–]bsteeper 6 points7 points ago

Wow... that box really doesn't want to be opened.

[–]khaloisha 4 points5 points ago

1:05 "well FUCK YOU FINGER!" RAGE

[–]illspirit 5 points6 points ago

I laughed so much at this that my sister decided I have a stupid laugh. This is your fault!

[–]Articunozard 29 points30 points ago

There goes your shot at getting laid.

[–]sjh981 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god. LET ME LOVE YOU

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The fuck is with the disable for mobile vids? It's not like I'll go on my computer and check it out without adblock

[–]Lt_Shniz 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if it's just because I haven't slept in a day, but I laughed really hard at this. That was fantastic

[–]DarkSideofOZ 0 points1 point ago

I love all of the box's face changes.

[–]tilIAMAlama -1 points0 points ago

And thats how you keep an idiot busy.

[–]Kiwi_Dylan -1 points0 points ago

According to Google Translate:

"Seen bullying the robot is turned ON to OFF switch in best"

[–]snang -1 points0 points ago

Was the face on that box actually changing?

[–]Miglin -2 points-1 points ago

Who the fuck has a PSP?

[–]flounder19 86 points87 points ago

"Did I do please you master?"

"You did well, Karma."

"Can I go now?"

"No, I have to take photos of you relaxing on surfaces I want to use first."

"Yes, master" sobs gently

[–]GeneralWarts 48 points49 points ago

IT PUTS THE BONNET ON ITS HEAD!

[–]flounder19 9 points10 points ago

unless you don't want to be fed

[–]FlyingPasta 0 points1 point ago

"Let me shove you into a can or someshit... yeah.. If I fits I sits posts generate much karma.."

evil cackle

[–]MrOLMOBE 35 points36 points ago

[–]GeneReyva 4 points5 points ago

This cat seems far more aggressive.

The vids are hilarious. Thanks for posting the link.

[–]stickybuds420 4 points5 points ago

honey mustard

[–]mumuuu -1 points0 points ago

I prefer sweet & sour from bk

[–]Oneironaut2 -1 points0 points ago

...and thanks to you I just bought one of these.

[–]trshtehdsh 6 points7 points ago

Tap this? Okay I don't see the poin... O_O ... What the hell just happened?

[–]RealityIsMyReligion 25 points26 points ago

Was that.... was that a little cat?

[–]Psirocking 18 points19 points ago

How do we, like, get it out?

[–]Dersuk 13 points14 points ago

[–]Rvish 0 points1 point ago

There's a cat pun in here involving claws, but I'm too lazy to parse it out.

[–]SomeMetroid 1 point2 points ago

It's a Japanese novelty coin bank. You put a coin on the pressure pad, the plastic cat peeks out of the box, and it takes the coin.

[–]ur5u5 13 points14 points ago

"Did you just fucking see that, man?"

[–]dastardlylemon 19 points20 points ago

You can buy one of those here. The fake cat, not the real one. I did and yes, it is every bit as awesome as it looks.

[–]Kastenbr0t 6 points7 points ago

I think you get a better deal here. Mine is already on its way to me. :)

[–]Say_Meow -1 points0 points ago

ooOOoo... 'with meow effects'!

[–]raymond8505 -1 points0 points ago

makes an incredible gift for the ladies. So. fucking. cute.

[–]hairyassandballs 10 points11 points ago

cat just had a midfuck

[–]Sunnlite 10 points11 points ago

That's similar to a mindfuck.

[–]hairyassandballs 6 points7 points ago

i can't change it now!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Your dedication to the comment is commendable.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]hairyassandballs 9 points10 points ago

I know.

But if i changed it, your comment would just be looked at as confusing. Which might enrage someone who is having a bad day. Who also just found out he has to work through the weekend... and just LOSES IT with that combination of bad news and confusion. Then proceeds to kill the whole office followed by himself.

Just trying to prevent that scenario. So I will leave the typo in

[–]JoeyBlazes 4 points5 points ago

This sir has become my favorite gif.

[–]jfgao 3 points4 points ago

Incomprehension thick enough to cut with a knife.

[–]willymayshayes 3 points4 points ago

Jim Catpert?

[–]Bwenj 16 points17 points ago

"Nigga you seein dis shit? There's like... things in there, man!"

[–]keagmcG 38 points39 points ago

"holyyy SHITTTT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

[–]Fr4t 80 points81 points ago

I think it's more of a confused and calmer "dafuq?"

[–]ajmint 21 points22 points ago

"You're replacing me?"

[–]Enzo23R6 15 points16 points ago

[–]melthornal 5 points6 points ago

"..did..... did you see that?"

[–]tigerbottoms 1 point2 points ago

Great Scott!

[–]s_for_scott 3 points4 points ago

Quit calling me.

[–]made_your_day -2 points-1 points ago

Analogous to what the first ally did when he found the first concentration camp. "There...there's people in here".

[–]barttaylor 2 points3 points ago

it's the cat jim halpert.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

"You woke me up for this?"

[–]GreenStrong 1 point2 points ago

You. You did this. You made this devilry, I know it.

[–]ericmm76 1 point2 points ago

What's in the box~!? [/Se7en]

[–]Zer0_Cool 1 point2 points ago

"You put us in boxes?!"

[–]SirBraneDamuj 1 point2 points ago

I have that coin bank :) It's fun. My cats are just as scared of it as this one is.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 1 point2 points ago

motherofgod.cat

[–]Martinqvn 1 point2 points ago

"You think this is a motherfucking game?"

[–]CoyoteStark 1 point2 points ago

"I've made a huge mistake"

[–]keto_drop 1 point2 points ago

da fuq?

[–]mathiasvdb 1 point2 points ago

What kind of sorcery is this??!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

"YOU MONSTER."

[–]grl_code 0 points1 point ago

"Are you seeing this?"

[–]ShallowGrin 1 point2 points ago

"We should probably throw out the rest of that catnip..."

[–]chewee123 0 points1 point ago

We finally get to see what Box Cat looks like.

[–]nascent_state 0 points1 point ago

Heh heh

[–]youwillknow 0 points1 point ago

I think I can watch this all day...

[–]GFandango 0 points1 point ago

i wasn't expecting a sexy woman

[–]spiderspit 1 point2 points ago

Nobody expects a sexy woman.

[–]shakeyjake 0 points1 point ago

That's the cat NOPE look.

[–]uninvited_love 0 points1 point ago

Like the look on the cat face.

[–]BrokenBraviaInOregon 0 points1 point ago

"What the shit?"

This is the most appropriate gif to exemplify this exclamation.

[–]Naught1 0 points1 point ago

I am laughing uncontrollably from the cat in the box.

[–]Lycist 0 points1 point ago

"Why have you trapped my people?"

[–]WannabeBrit 0 points1 point ago

Gaah I saw that on ThinkGeek.Screw piggy bank, I want the kitten in the box.

[–]atakamoto 0 points1 point ago

Duuuuude.... Did you see that?

[–]khaledsub 0 points1 point ago

The best recreation of the "David Blaine look"

[–]BoxSquid 0 points1 point ago

I've made a huge mistake.

[–]ColeScheffler 0 points1 point ago

"Dear god."

[–]Starbugg1 0 points1 point ago

The reaction zoom reminds me of The Office.

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 0 points1 point ago

That cat's face is like "what the shit...."

[–]sfdmfcssfd 0 points1 point ago

BTW, before you buy one of these, understand that putting too many coins into the bank will cause it to jam and act funny. Rest assured; it is not broken, and you'll only need to pour out the coins for it to operate properly again.

[–]thetroll54 0 points1 point ago

For those who might like to purchase this novelty, it is called "Kitty Coin Bank" and it is sold here http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/da87/

[–]riceandrain 0 points1 point ago

I like the end where he looks over like WTF?

[–]Arc-Winter 0 points1 point ago

That was so funny. Best damn gif this month. Alwh.

[–]Mildo 0 points1 point ago

The look of a defending champ.

[–]jewboselecta 0 points1 point ago

The second best comment was fucking hilarious!

[–]Westlaketrev 0 points1 point ago

It's Schrodinger's cat, and it's still alive

[–]shizaximo 0 points1 point ago

it's like phil on modern family

[–]ddddamn 0 points1 point ago

HAHA I laughed so hard at this. The funny thing is this is the exact same look that these stray cats that come by our house for food gave this one cat when it let us pet him. My guess is he lost some of his street cred that day.

[–]toriwhite 0 points1 point ago

I recently moved into a furnished apartment, and that kitten-coin-bank-thing is sitting on a desk in the living room. IT'S AWESOME.

[–]AtoJtoW 0 points1 point ago

did you fucking see that?

[–]rauf107 0 points1 point ago

Cat's like: "Woah, did you see that?"

[–]conman_127 0 points1 point ago

You mean repost from r/yesterday right.

[–]MangoCharade 0 points1 point ago

Lmfao that is the funniest thing ive seen!

[–]Kilgannon_TheCrowing 0 points1 point ago

This reminded me so much of Jim doing something on The Office.

[–]eaterofdog 0 points1 point ago

I would describe that as a "what the christing fuck?" look.

[–]DevilDucky95 0 points1 point ago

I would like to acquirer a cat in a box coin theft system like that, where might i find one?

[–]randomboredguy1 0 points1 point ago

Cat had the wtf look

[–]be_the_void 0 points1 point ago

[–]Epix115 0 points1 point ago

"what...the...fuck man.

[–]Amytherocklobster 0 points1 point ago

"what in gods name is this abomination"

[–]Dave_Vai -3 points-2 points ago

Top page with only 31 comments? Here's your time to shine Dave, say something funny and you'll get some easy karma. Can't think of anything funny.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

[–]StewieBanana 0 points1 point ago

[–]7D4Y_WEEKENDS 0 points1 point ago

CATS

[–]zaymo -2 points-1 points ago

[–]capnza -1 points0 points ago

I think the real cat reacted to the little cat's paw like a snake. My 2c.

[–]juanfranela -1 points0 points ago

The look of a cat hearing the motor on the camera's zoom. Amazing!

[–]rjbeads -1 points0 points ago

I clicked hoping to see a beautiful woman. This disappointments me.

[–]Derpylol -1 points0 points ago

lol freaky ಠ_ಠ ◔_◔

[–]dzubz -2 points-1 points ago

LMFAO

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[–]ASSHOLE_BY_NATURE -1 points0 points ago

More like "woahh, shut the fuck up"