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[–]argentcorvid 56 points57 points ago

the hurricane maps are cool too, probably been linked already, here they are

[–]othersomethings 7 points8 points ago

Poor Japan :(

[–]vanostran 11 points12 points ago

more like, poor Philippines.

[–]palindromic 0 points1 point ago

More like, poor coast of Asia.

[–]toejam119 1 point2 points ago

there's none on the equator. coriolis causes this?

[–]Forbichoff 7 points8 points ago

Nah, force field.

[–]Ruckusnusts 1 point2 points ago

No Bermuda triangle fallout caused by aliens. Is this your first time on Reddit?

[–]PurpleNuggets 1 point2 points ago

Could someone please explain what causes the absence of these storms right where the equator is? I can pretty much deduce it myself, but a good explanation would be swell, not just for my own jimmies!

[–]Cyrius 2 points3 points ago

Could someone please explain what causes the absence of these storms right where the equator is?

Hurricanes cannot form close to the equator. Large storms rotate due to the coriolis force, and that force is zero at the equator. Rotation is necessary to produce the self-sustaining structure of a hurricane.

It's also unlikely that a hurricane will cross the equator. The coriolis force also produces the beta effect, which pushes storms west and poleward. Equator-crossing is not impossible, but has never been observed.

[–]PurpleNuggets 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the reply!

[–]goingnorthwest 0 points1 point ago

Now we need an earthquake one so the west coast doesn't get the false sense of security.

[–]mrpickles 40 points41 points ago

Sweet map! I had the misconception that tornadoes happened mostly in the Midwest - Kansas-Oklahoma region. Looks like they happen all over too!

[–]Davin900 12 points13 points ago

We had one touch down in Brooklyn a few years ago. That's where the classic Bronado video came from.

It also dumped horseshoe crabs in the middle of Brooklyn.

[–]mrpickles 6 points7 points ago

Wow that sounds crazy! Do you have a link to the vid or something?

[–]Davin900 14 points15 points ago

Here's the original Bronado video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCE_qiy-sOQ

The tornado was especially confusing for me. I moved to NYC from Kansas about a year before. So naturally I thought tornados were a thing of my past.

Maybe 2 days before the tornado touched down, I bought my first proper smartphone and probably the first app I installed was a weather app. So the day of the tornado I get this pushed notification saying "Warning: Tornado in your area!" or something. I was skeptical, to say the least. I assumed the app got my location wrong or was using my Kansas area code.

Nope. A few minutes later rain starts lashing down like crazy. It was a summer day so we had the windows open. Rain starts coming in like horizontally so we're frantically running around closing all the windows. We weren't terribly close to the tornado so the rain was the worst of it for us. A friend of mine's roof caved in though. She was homeless for a while.

Next day we see pictures on Gothamist of horseshoe crabs in Prospect Park (roughly Brooklyn's Central Park)!

NYC seems to have one extreme weather event every year. I've now been through an earthquake, a hurricane, a few blizzards, and a tornado.

[–]GenTso 11 points12 points ago

Oh, gosh. Those guys were incredibly annoying. Also, a tornado is passing overhead and you never lose power? pssshhhh!

Those guys would get exhausted during a hurricane since it can be like that video at its most intense for upwards of 3-6 hours.

[–]Davin900 8 points9 points ago

I assume most of NYC's electrical infrastructure is underground.

[–]Pool_Shark 0 points1 point ago

Well it depends what part of NYC. I know in Queens and the suburbs (Nassua & Suffolk) the power lines are above ground. Hurricane usually means no power.

[–]Lighth_Vader 1 point2 points ago

As a Texan who has actually seen tornados, I don't see a tornado in this video.

I see a lot of rain and wind, but no tornado. I think they were going through a microburst. I have experienced these as well, and the effects can temporarily be just as damaging and dangerous as an F1 or F2 tornado. I could be wrong...it might be wrapped in rain, but it just isn't characteristic of a tornado.

Here is a proper tornado.

[–]axox 0 points1 point ago

This was my understanding. That everyone said tornado but after a few days of nobody in NY having any evidence it was determined to be a microburst. (Edit: See below)

On September 16, 2010, just after 5:30 PM, a wet macroburst [a more extensive downburst than a microburst] with winds of 125mph hit parts of Central Queens in New York City, causing extensive damage to trees, buildings and vehicles in an area 8 miles long and 5 miles wide. Approximately 3,000 trees were knocked down by some reports. There was one fatality when a tree fell onto a car on the Grand Central Parkway. [12][13]

[–]joquarky 0 points1 point ago

I bought my first proper smartphone and probably the first app I installed was a weather app.

What was the app?

[–]Davin900 0 points1 point ago

Whatever the weather channel's app is called.

[–]TheAmazingAaron 2 points3 points ago

[–]liquilife 2 points3 points ago

Yup, I remember when that happened. It swept through Brooklyn and then into Queens as far as Flushing. I was at work in Tribeca and was able to track the tornado via twitter.

[–]wbush 10 points11 points ago

I was thinking the same thing. For some reason, I find those spots mysteriously devoid of tornadoes even more interesting.

[–]mrpickles 29 points30 points ago

I'd imagine there are some features which prevent tornadoes from forming frequently there. For example, the Appalachian Mountains.

[–]brown2hm 3 points4 points ago

Well, the band of few tornadoes going up the east coast also corresponds to the most mountainous region. Ive always assumed that tornados have a much harder time forming around mountains, and this chart backs it up, but I don't have a scientific explanation for it.

[–]mrpickles 5 points6 points ago

It likely has to do with the relatively sudden temperature and pressure changes associated with the increase in elevation.

[–]gl1guy 4 points5 points ago

the appalachian mountain range is one hell of a windbreak. we still get them but only rarely. i guess thats just another reason i feel safe in the mountains.

[–]ouroborosity 0 points1 point ago

Yep, even regular thunderstorms are hard to predict around here (Pennsylvania), because the Appalachian mountains can knock them all over the place.

[–]CC440 1 point2 points ago

There was just a multiple touchdown storm in Cherokee County, NC back in March.

[–]TWOoneEIGHT 9 points10 points ago

Tornadoes apparently hate West Virginia.

[–]Bernie_Roscoe 3 points4 points ago

West Virginia is almost exclusively within the Appalachian Mountains.

[–]Seeker86 7 points8 points ago

Try living in Europe. I'm dumbfounded as to why the eastern US even gets tornadoes.

[–]qtipvesto 23 points24 points ago

A basic answer is that the weather patterns that cause tornadoes exist over various parts of the US at different times. Tornadoes are formed from supercell thunderstorms, which tend to form in the presence of wind shear--where there are temperature/wind direction differences in different layers of the atmosphere.

The geography of North America lends itself well to shear, as the typical weather pattern has masses of cool, dry air from Canada clashing with warm moist air, leading to an ideal shear environment, especially in the spring. As spring progresses, the theater for this battle between the air masses moves north and westward.

Most storm chasers, and thus most of the footage, are in the Great Plains around Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Nebraska because it is a much safer environment to study tornadoes there. The terrain is flat, there are few trees, much of the area is rural, and the roads are for the most part laid out in a grid system that allows them to manuever and adjust their position much easier.

East of the Mississippi, the terrain is rolling to hilly with a larger amount of forestation. There are more towns and cities, thus more traffic, and roads have little to no order to them, often following the terrain. At best, it makes catching good footage and data harder, at worst, it's a good way to get into a very dangerous position.

[–]Seeker86 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the informative reply! I later on checked on wikipedia how tornadoes are formed exactly.

[–]Nirgilis 1 point2 points ago

Im not even sure on the difference between a tornado and a hurricane.

Isn't a hurricane starting on water and much more devastating?

[–]magusg 19 points20 points ago

Hurricanes are very large tropical storms. Tornadoes are basically highly destructive wind funnels that form under the right storm conditions, usually super-cell thunderstorms, but hurricanes can spawn tornadoes once they're over land.

[–]Sventertainer 2 points3 points ago

Simpler terms: tornado: 10-100 meters wide. Hurricane: hundreds of kilometers across(with an calm "eye" in the center)

[–]Mrs_Brisby 3 points4 points ago

The record for tornado width is 2.5 miles ( 4 km ). Most are far smaller though.

Source: http://www.crh.noaa.gov/oax/archive/hallam/hallam.php

[–]Sventertainer 1 point2 points ago

Right, I decided to leave out such outliers.

(also my imperial->metric conversions were very rough)

[–]dat529 8 points9 points ago

A hurricane is a less intense but much larger system of storms that can span hundreds of miles across. Because of its size, it is also a flooding hazard because it churns up miles upon miles of open water and then basically brings that water onto land when it makes landfall itself. A hurricane always spawns in the open water because it is basically a large thermal engine which uses warm water to power its storm systems. Hurricanes tend to last for a couple of weeks on average and will not stop until the engine's power is cut off (either by contact with cooler water, wind shear cutting off the tops of the storm clouds, or contact with land)

A tornado is MUCH smaller (maybe even just a few feet across) but generally much more intense. It can form both on water and on land and it only lasts a few minutes usually. It will basically destroy anything it hits. Hurricanes can spurn tornadoes though

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 3 points4 points ago

The intensity isn't that different - an F3 tornado, for example, is 150-200mph, while a Category 4 hurricane is 135-155mph.

The most significant difference is really time-based - tornadoes are generally short (a few hours or less) and give virtually no warning. Hurricanes, as you said, last weeks, will cover an area for a day or more, and do give you several days warning.

The "Hurricanes are less intense" thing gives rise to idiots who think it's smart to stay in their home during a hurricane. 125mph winds for 24 hours is not trivial. That's aside from the storm surge, as you mentioned.

Both are fucking scary as hell. (I've been through the eye of a Category 2 hurricane)

[–]badluckartist 5 points6 points ago

The intensity contrast thing has a bit more merit than you're giving it credit for. Hurricanes lose a great deal of their power (not necessarily liquid, but definitely wind force) the second they start interacting with land. By the time most hurricanes reach land, they've already started to wither and die. In this instance, not every decision to stay at home during a hurricane is an idiotic one.

A tornado on the other hand doesn't begin its landlocked life in a state of steady decay- it just comes right the fuck out of nowhere, wrecks shit, and disappears on the breeze.

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 0 points1 point ago

In this instance, not every decision to stay at home during a hurricane is an idiotic one.

If a madman is shooting up a food gallery and you just sit there and keep eating, the fact that you didn't get shot doesn't make it a wise decision.

There's a nice long history of hurricanes that have almost petered out suddenly gaining strength again, or recurving in an unexpected direction. Storm surges are completely unpredictable, and as someone else mentioned - hurricanes cause tornadoes. So the "dying out" barely a hurricane 67mph massive storm you're thumbing your nose at could drop an F4 right on top of you anyway.

I'm not trying to argue over which storm is "worse" - I'm trying to say they are both incredibly fucking dangerous.

[–]Eslader 2 points3 points ago

And you also have to remember that hurricanes often spawn tornadoes.

[–]dronezero 1 point2 points ago

An F5 tornado is 260 mph-320mph significantly faster than any hurricane

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 1 point2 points ago

Heh - I feel like a fifth grader. "Oh yeah? Well hurricanes spawn tornadoes!"

[–]Pilpecurb 1 point2 points ago

And one neat thing about tonadoes (assuming you've read the other replies and now know what they are) is that they can have extremely specific areas of damage. That is to say, they can completely dmolish half of a house, but leave the other half standing.

[–]qtipvesto 1 point2 points ago

A lot of tornadoes have smaller, more intense vortices rotating around the main vortex of the tornado.

http://www.spc.noaa.gov/faq/tornado/altus.htm

[–]Crocodilly_Pontifex 3 points4 points ago

There are lots of differences, but in simple terms its duration and intensity. A tornado is like a bomb: very intense, and very fast. A hurricaine is like a wildfire. Longer lasting and not as intense (usually).

A tornados capacity for destruction comes from its mobility and its intensity. A hurricaine's comes from the fact that it will hammer you for days while barely moving.

[–]kilo4fun 0 points1 point ago

hammer you for days

That's why the sheilas call me Hurricane Joe.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points ago

That sounds like a bit of an education failure on the part of your science teachers. I guess I can throw in typhoons and water spouts to totally throw you for a loop.

[–]Nirgilis 1 point2 points ago

I've probably had it in the past, but since I never encounter one, or am affected by it, I forgot about it.

[–]adaminc 2 points3 points ago

We have them all across Canada as well.

[–]joepaulk7[S] 2 points3 points ago

I bet they're nicer tornadoes though.

[–]adaminc 5 points6 points ago

They apologize for nothing!

[–]Neilmev 2 points3 points ago

Growing up in North Texas I was under the impression that most tornadoes occurred in "Tornado Alley," that stretch of land going up from North Texas to the bottom of South Dakota. Maybe the more severe one's happen in that area?

[–]odlanirkcaj 1 point2 points ago

Yup, the southwestern corner of New York State has ridiculous storms. But they only last an hour or two then it gets sunny, but then it might storm again a few hours later.

[–]Plumhawk 1 point2 points ago

Not west of the Rockies.

[–]Rawk02 -1 points0 points ago

That crescent of bright ones from lower Minnesota down through Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas Louisiana and Alabama is called "Tornado Alley". That is where the bulk of the (especially the bigger ones) take place.

We honestly don't even count the F1's and F2's here as they are so common, it is when you get up to F3 and higher that you have a story.

[–]dividezero 1 point2 points ago

notice where the higher injuries and deaths are? That's because they're not taken seriously.

[–]Rawk02 0 points1 point ago

              Tornadoes  Fatalities   Injuries
    Minnesota   18          18           19    
    Iowa        6           22           18
    Nebraska    5           23           24
    Kansas      3            8           14
    Oklahoma    2            7            9
    Texas       1            1            1
    Louisiana   11          13           16
    Alabama     14           4            3

Those are ranks for the ones I listed from 1950-1995. I also made a scatter chart of deaths with tornadoes per 10,000 sq miles, it was fairly linear. Population seems like a much more likely predictor. Also notice I was talking F1's and F2's, F1's are unlikely to cause injury and F2's are just getting into that range. F3's and above are taken very seriously.

[–]alerad 1 point2 points ago

Where is "here"? Like 1/3 to 1/4 of the US is in "Tornado Alley".

[–]Rawk02 1 point2 points ago

"here" is southeast Nebraska, but anywhere in that bright crescent I pointed out is the same in that regard.

[–]Molek 41 points42 points ago

Even tornadoes know to stay away from West Virginia.

[–]ostawookiee 43 points44 points ago

Tornado, you sure do got a purdy mouth.

[–]kilo4fun 2 points3 points ago

Squeal tornado, squeal.

[–]joepaulk7[S] 0 points1 point ago

I truly hope that more people read that.

[–]kthanksn00b 6 points7 points ago

Grew up in WV. Upvote.

[–]Gibblet678 1 point2 points ago

In WV. Upvote.

[–]obsa 12 points13 points ago

This just in: the Midwest needs moar mountains.

[–]joepaulk7[S] 4 points5 points ago

On to the bulldozers! Let's do this!

[–]PatAunces 20 points21 points ago

Hi-5 californians! No tornados, sometimes the ground just shakes violently, I can deal with that.

[–]JavaLSU 37 points38 points ago

...and fires...and mudslides....and Terminators.

[–]LazursGoPewPew 16 points17 points ago

Can't forget the "Slowly floating away" thing!

[–]iamiamwhoami 5 points6 points ago

slowlyfloatingaway

[–]Sorkijan -4 points-3 points ago

I'm not your buddy, guy!

[–]SvenHudson -3 points-2 points ago

I'm not your guy, friend!

[–]fernandizzel 4 points5 points ago

East coast friend: "I couldn't live in CA because of earthquakes, at least we know when tornados/hurricanes are coming and can prepare".

Me: "I'll take the occasional earthquake, at least I can find my shit when it's over"

[–]sakebomb69 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't say "no tornadoes." Just none to really worry about.

[–]Plumhawk 1 point2 points ago

I've lived in CA since '79. I can remember maybe 3 earthquakes (only the '89 one was a major eq).

[–]Epistaxis 7 points8 points ago

[–]arcooke 7 points8 points ago

Do tornados really travel that far? (for example the line going entirely across florida)

[–]joepaulk7[S] 15 points16 points ago

Just learned that the Tri-State tornado set a U.S. record at travelling 219 miles.

[–]joepaulk7[S] 7 points8 points ago

Tornadoes have been known to travel a hundred miles or so.

[–]arcooke 6 points7 points ago

That's crazy. I have always been under the impression that most tornadoes are only active for 10-20 minutes, and travel whatever distance they can in that amount of time. Had no idea they could go so far.. and I live in Dallas, so tornadoes aren't exactly unfamiliar to me. Thanks for the info.

[–]deadsoon 1 point2 points ago

I think most tornadoes are short-lived. The long distance ones are the rarity but show up nicely on a map like this. It is a 50 year map after all.

[–]ldamron 1 point2 points ago

We just had a tornado in Kentucky that spanned 90 miles in March.

[–]magusg 2 points3 points ago

The tornado that devastated Tuscaloosa AL last year passed just south of me in Rome GA.

[–]qtipvesto 3 points4 points ago

It wasn't the same tornado, but it was the same supercell that spawned the Tuscaloosa tornado.

http://www.srh.noaa.gov/ffc/?n=20110427_svrstorms

[–]magusg 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but it was likely the same center of circulation within that cell, the tornado just ascended and descended throughout its track.

[–]ditka 2 points3 points ago

This article describes the two that crossed nearly the entire width of the FL peninsula

[–]hapahaole60 2 points3 points ago

That section of Central Florida is also known as Lighting Alley and is notorious for ridiculous weather.

[–]stupe 2 points3 points ago

Indeed it is... not really sure why I still live in it.

[–]hapahaole60 1 point2 points ago

Ya its muggy as fuck out right now

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[–]dball84 26 points27 points ago

Hills.

[–]ftc08 28 points29 points ago

This kills the tornado.

[–]JediMasterSam 6 points7 points ago

Can be seen stabbing it to death. It's pretty gruesome.

[–]DuaneBarry 1 point2 points ago

Run for the hills!!!

[–]kintaeb 6 points7 points ago

That line in Kentucky is basically exactly when the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains stop.

[–]neverdonebefore 1 point2 points ago

looks like memphis gets quite a beating.

[–]Bernie_Roscoe 2 points3 points ago

Nashville, too, gets ravaged every now and than.

[–]Mrs_Brisby 13 points14 points ago

Here is the same data broken down by Fujita scales.

Note the cluster area's for F/EF 4-5 tornadoes.

Edit: Thought I would drop in some tornado safety tips here. Please upvote as this can save lives.

  1. Tornadoes primarily do damage by way of flat line winds and the debris it carries which spin around it, there is almost zero upward lift effect at ground level, so the best way to be safe is to be below ground level. I.e. in a basement, a deep enough ditch, etc. You wont get "sucked out".

  2. Tornado sirens are meant as a warning system. They inform you that tornadic conditions are present, and that a tornado has either been spotting visually on the ground or a storm producing rotation has been detected on radar, but sirens aren't 100% reliable. Tornadoes often knock out power disabling them, or they fail to activate for various reasons. So do not rely on them exclusively for your safety.

  3. Be aware of the weather. Especially in the spring time, as this is tornado season, and less commonly in fall but they can form year round. If there is a storm in your area and you live in an area tornadoes can form, take a minute to check weather information. If you find out that a tornadic storm is approaching, inform your network of friends and family and take appropriate precautions.

Further reading: http://www.spc.noaa.gov/faq/tornado/safety.html

[–]deliriousmintii 1 point2 points ago

I was looking at this and told my boyfriend "Look, Michigan doesn't get as many tornadoes as we claim, look at Illinois!" That was at F0, then I looked at F1. Very interesting map!

[–]johkat11 0 points1 point ago

I live in the midwest and since I was little I was always educated about tornado safety, doing drills in schools and everything. Whenever the weather looks particularly ominous I would turn on the weather channel and keep an eye out the window to watch for them. But I admit that I never took them that seriously until Joplin, Missouri was basically leveled by a tornado last year. There's a video on youtube of a group of people taking shelter in a convenience store freezer while the tornado is literally on top of them. It is absolutely terrifying to me.

[–]Mrs_Brisby 1 point2 points ago

We've had a number of towns wiped out over the last century from tornadoes, but thankfully very few serious city hits. Joplin was pretty bad though. It was the first super deadly tornado since Udall, KS was wiped out in 1955.

I just hope I don't live to see a "worst case scenario", something like a 2 mile wide EF-5 tornado track all the way through a major city like Dallas, Wichita, Oklahoma City, Kansas City, etc.

I always watch the radar data live on severe weather events since I study meteorology I already get enough ups and downs as tornadoes go near small towns, the idea of a city being decimated makes me sick to think about. It would be like an atomic bomb going off.

Thankfully we have learned how tornadoes work, how they do damage, the best locations to be to increase your survival, etc. Now its just up to people to take advantage of the knowledge we've found and hopefully spread that information so everyone has the opportunity to survive.

[–]klaussplendor 0 points1 point ago

The F-5 section scares the shit out of me. My mother was in the Xenia, OH tornado of 1974. It blew over her home while she was being cradled in a bathtub in the basement by her brother. She told me this story when I was a kid. Had nightmares for years.

[–]Mrs_Brisby 0 points1 point ago

Really, anything EF-4+ is just terrifying. When the winds pick up to the speeds to cause that level of damage, the tornado usual starts to get bigger, on the 1/4 mile to 1/2 mile + range, and they also tend to stay on the ground a while as well. These storms will level neighborhoods.

EF-5 damage can really be amazing. For example, a photo where a tornado literally scoured the ground, the dirt looks tilled, the roadway ripped up. The force it takes to do something like this is incredible.

[–]NakedOldGuy 6 points7 points ago

I only wish the paths weren't straight lines. Granted, that would require huge amounts of additional data to lay out - but the line segments shown could be misleading.

Either way it's an awesome graphic.

[–]cubic_thought 2 points3 points ago

Most of them, especially the stronger ones, tend to move fairly straight.

Satellite image of Tuscaloosa, AL after last April's outbreak

Radar rotation data from April 27-28 2011

[–]NakedOldGuy 1 point2 points ago

Hmm. That map doesn't have dead spots on the Appalachian mountains like the info graphic OP linked to.

[–]cubic_thought 0 points1 point ago

That one shows all radar indicated rotation, not just touchdowns. Also the data is OP's map stops in 2006.

Wikipedia

...the largest single-system tornado outbreak ever recorded.

In total, 358 tornadoes were confirmed by the National Weather Service in 21 states from Texas to New York and in southern Canada.

[–]victorapplesmash 4 points5 points ago

A tornado went from Cape Canaveral to Tampa?

[–]glassuser 2 points3 points ago

It was a well-disguised Xindi weapon.

[–]kilo4fun 2 points3 points ago

Captain Archer will be mad.

[–]glassuser 0 points1 point ago

Trip will be pissed the hell off.

[–]BodyCenteredCubic 6 points7 points ago

I really wish someone would make maps like this for all of the natural disasters: wildfires, hurricanes, floods, tornado, earthquakes; then overlay them all.

This is how I would decide where to live.

[–]colloquy 14 points15 points ago

Looks like it's time to move to Colorado! (no ... wait) :-(

[–]damonkeycrazy 7 points8 points ago

Fire tornado!

[–]portablebiscuit 2 points3 points ago

Firenado! Sounds like a SyFy Channel movie.

[–]colloquy 3 points4 points ago

Holy crap! Was that real?!

[–]portablebiscuit 2 points3 points ago

I don't want to live in this Netherworld anymore.

[–]l0phty 6 points7 points ago

Too soon :(

[–]PachucaSunrise 4 points5 points ago

Looks like West Virginia has some sort of force field going on.

[–]guriboysf 4 points5 points ago

West Virginia, because fuck tornados.

[–]radiowackoman 1 point2 points ago

Massachusetts here. I can see the tracks of the only two powerhouse tornadoes to ever hit the state: 1955 and 2011.

Related note: I'm from the Boston area, but headed out to Springfield recently. One year later and that area of the state STILL hasn't recovered from that storm. You can still see the exact path the tornado took while driving down Route 20.

[–]gmale9000 3 points4 points ago

God loves West Virginia.

[–]thefourthhill 2 points3 points ago

I am now very grateful that I live in AZ.

[–]darkestdayz 1 point2 points ago

Meh, just microbursts and dust devils there...

[–]boiker 0 points1 point ago

And 8 tornados a year or two ago

[–]JasonUncensored 2 points3 points ago

Even tornadoes don't like West Virginia, apparently.

[–]shawarman 2 points3 points ago

So, there IS an upside to living in West Virginia after all...

[–]balloonenstein 2 points3 points ago

I was wondering what the hell happened in 1974, and came across this.

Here's the wikipedia article.

[–]ryneaux 2 points3 points ago

1974 was a mother fucker.

[–]hertz608 2 points3 points ago

/r/mapporn would appreciate this!

[–]joepaulk7[S] 1 point2 points ago

I just subscribed to the subreddit a few minutes ago. I didn't even know it existed! You should go ahead and post the map there.

[–]Bernie_Roscoe 0 points1 point ago

It's already been on /r/mapporn , recently in fact

[–]VonBrewskie 2 points3 points ago

Oy. Did anyone else read "tornado attacks"? I just woke up so I'm a bit groggy. Had an image in my mind of a bunch of hoodlum tornadoes in leather jackets robbing old ladies with switchblades.

[–]JohnsOpinion 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, i read it as attacks, then the image came up I was like "Man, the midwest is fucked..."

[–]phanzy 2 points3 points ago

Mississippi can't catch a break.

[–]tubcat 2 points3 points ago

As a Kentuckian, I find it neat that there's almost a very finite line for tornadoes one you start getting into the foothills and what not around the Lexington area. I'd still rather live in WKY and take my tornadoes though.

[–]bijida 2 points3 points ago

HAHAHA FUCK YOU EAST COAST

[–]ktib 1 point2 points ago

Do they really go on for such long distances? like hundreds of kilometers? i would have said no more than 8 or 10 kilometers (around 5-6 miles)

[–]joepaulk7[S] 1 point2 points ago

The small ones around here usually don't go too far, but we recently had one that went almost 40 miles.

[–]Cyrius 0 points1 point ago

i would have said no more than 8 or 10 kilometers (around 5-6 miles)

Strong tornadoes go further (Brooks, On the Relationship of Tornado Path Length and Width to Intensity, 2003). The weakest (and most frequent) tornadoes usually travel less than 10 km.

[–]lambic 1 point2 points ago

very cool map, but some tracks look hard to beleive...for example, hard to beleive that an F4 tornado actually started near the Gulf coast in Florida, lasted 150 miles straight through Florida to the Atlantic Coast...

[–]joepaulk7[S] 2 points3 points ago

The tracks are actually representative of the beginning and end point, but they do travel that far.

[–]catmoon 2 points3 points ago

All of the large streaks did not maintain their full strength for the entire path. They likely weakened and were only F4 or F5 for part of the distance.

I do think you're onto something though. Since all of the paths are straight lines I think this is likely a vector map where the initial touch-down location, the bearing, and distance are mapped. They may have amplified the magnitude (distance) to make the vector map more ledgible.

[–]Lord_0verkill 1 point2 points ago

Southern New Jersey ftw!

[–]websnarf 1 point2 points ago

"What upsets you most, Clarisse? Is it the thought of what your mommy and daddy might think? They they were just tornado bait white trash and so are you?" -- Hannibal Lector.

[–]JohnnyUtah 1 point2 points ago

Alternate title: Map of US Trailer Parks

[–]blueboybob 1 point2 points ago

you can really see the one that damaged Auburn

[–]IAmAWhaleSexologist 1 point2 points ago

I'd love to see how this map lines up with a topography map of the US. You can see some mountains, but nothing in detail.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

From and IT perspective- this is an excellent example of modern-day "big data" analytics.

[–]redditspice 1 point2 points ago

so early warning systems have resulted in less death and injuries in recent years....
stupid way to judge a tornado

[–]chrismoritz 1 point2 points ago

I can't read "the last half century" without hearing it in John Spencer's voice as Director Womack in "The Rock."

[–]Dannysmartful 1 point2 points ago

So pretty :D

[–]mingaminga 1 point2 points ago

I asked myself "damn what happened in 1974?"

Then google found this:

http://www.april31974.com/

[–]Ninjarah 1 point2 points ago

As someone who lives in western Virginia, I'd just like to say thank you to the Appalachian Mountains for keeping all our shit on the ground!

EDIT: That, or thank you to the West Virginians for sharing some of their forcefield.

[–]amishius 1 point2 points ago

I wonder which one is through my car (April 2006 Iowa City tornado).

[–]a-dark-passenger 1 point2 points ago

Utah for the safe win!

[–]Millze 1 point2 points ago

Connecticut here. my father and grandfather were firefighters that responded to the F4 tornado in north central CT in the 70's. jus msged my dad to send me a copy of a picture of him standing in front of a destroyed helicopter from the storm(the tornado ripped across bradley international airport and did a lot of damage.) they were out there for 36 hours straight fighting jet fuel fires and clearing debris. Gramps had a heart attack when they got home and nearly died, but kept on kicking for almost 30 more years. EDIT: 1979 to be exact. Wiki article here. it's listed under post war to present.

[–]Dirtroadrocker 1 point2 points ago

I can see the one that destroyed my hometown... weird. (Its the only F5 near Chicago)

[–]Cptn_Hook 1 point2 points ago

Dear Western Half of the United States,

You're welcome.

Love,
The Rocky Mountains

[–]Montuckian 1 point2 points ago

[–]Titties 0 points1 point ago

Justice.

[–]oldsillybear 5 points6 points ago

btw, tornadoes are not limited to the United States.

[–]portablebiscuit 3 points4 points ago

Thank you. We hear about other natural disasters (quakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, cyclones) in other parts of the world, but I don't recall ever hearing about tornados from other continents. This has led me to believe that tornados are a North American phenomena.

Are they not as destructive as the US variety or do they just not receive the same coverage as other natural disasters?

[–]oldsillybear 4 points5 points ago

I don't know how accurate their list is, but this summary of the Top 10 Deadliest Tornadoes (we do love our Top 10 lists, don't we?) only has one in the US.

They do cause a lot of property damage when they happen, but thankfully here our warning systems usually help and avoid loss of life. You can't do anything to protect your house, though.

[–]portablebiscuit 3 points4 points ago

Damn. Bangladesh must be the Oklahoma of South Asia.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 2 points3 points ago

Population Density- Bangladesh: 2,497.4/sq mi
Population Density- Oklahoma: 55.2/sq mi

That probably has a lot to do with it. I imagine if you ranked storms by cost of damage, Bangladesh would be at or near the bottom.

[–]portablebiscuit 1 point2 points ago

Nancy Grace's Testicles are a lot more sensical than I would've ever imagined.

[–]allahuakbar79 1 point2 points ago

They smell like shit though.

[–]joepaulk7[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure why all the downvotes. You're exactly right.

[–]oldsillybear 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry, I wasn't dissing the OP or anything, just trying to add to the conversation. Not too long ago when a map like this was posted there were numerous comments from outside the US that said things like "good thing we don't get tornadoes here," when actually they happen everywhere except Antarctica and I guess some smaller islands where they can't get the conditions right. They just don't happen as often.

The big "outbreaks" we have had recently (which makes them sound like a disease instead of a weather system) seem to have gotten more prolific in recent years, but maybe that is just better tracking. 100 years ago the population wasn't dense enough and technology not precise enough to report on 100 storms in a single afternoon, so I guess they could have happened.

And of course hurricanes can spawn storms that bring tornadoes but I doubt the opposite happens very much. Would make a cool SyFy feature they could run behind Megashark - Megatornado and Giant Hurricane!

And I simply cannot ever see a story about tornadoes without thinking of Helen Hunt and Twister. Who are these people?

[–]joepaulk7[S] 1 point2 points ago

I didn't take it negatively at all. I knew what you meant.

[–]daedalus733 3 points4 points ago

Because his comment implied that you said that tornadoes were limited to the US, which you didn't.

[–]Sventertainer 2 points3 points ago

Silly people were inferring that he was implying that OP implied that tornadoes were only in North America. When it was the other commenters that did the implying and giving the impression that they do not occur elsewhere.

[–]psyne 1 point2 points ago

I don't see any comments that imply that. They're mostly talking about the US, but that's the context of the post due to the map... Shouldn't he post it as a reply to the comments, anyway?

[–]Sventertainer 0 points1 point ago

Yes it's good in the comments. I was just explaining away the downvotes. (which might just be Reddit's anti-spamvoting in action, and as such makes my hard-to-follow comment nearly pointless)

ninjaedit: the people stating that they don't even know the difference between a hurricane and tornado do the implying that there are none of either in the western part of the eastern hemisphere

[–]attack_goblin 0 points1 point ago

I remember the Sunnyvale tornado of 1998! It's that speck right at the southern end of the San Francisco Bay.

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

The east side getting lotsa tornado lovin'

[–]Titties 0 points1 point ago

Wind-cocks be fuckin' shit up.

[–]blakblob 0 points1 point ago

Being from Texas I never realized the west doesn't have tornados.

[–]Titties 0 points1 point ago

Tornadoes hate fatties. LOLOLOL

[–]Fushigidane 0 points1 point ago

Fucking Monroe County bubble. We don't get any good weather.

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 0 points1 point ago

Aren't the Great Plains the largest plains region in the solar system?

[–]CommandZ 0 points1 point ago

would it have been so hard to include Canada in this map??

[–]winterorange 7 points8 points ago

We don't let tornadoes into Canada without a valid passport.

[–]Art9681 0 points1 point ago

North Alabama here. Fuck my life.

[–]MarkDLincoln 0 points1 point ago

God's own vacuum cleaners.

[–]MarkDLincoln 0 points1 point ago

God's own vacuum cleaners.

[–]Chances -1 points0 points ago

FUCK THE MIDWEST LOLOLOL

~Tornados

[–]daedalus733 -4 points-3 points ago

Offbeat is a popular subreddit that hosts a wide variety of NEWS posts.

This is cool, but it doesn't belong in /r/offbeat.

[–]pseud0nym -3 points-2 points ago

And they are all pointing to the bible belt... hummm..anyone else get the idea that god is trying to take the fuckers out but just doesn't have the best aim in the world?

[–]Tony_Reaves -5 points-4 points ago

This isn't a news story! r/offbeat for news stories! Arrggg! punches wall