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[–]jpoblak 191 points192 points ago

You wanna bro down?

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 131 points132 points ago

Why you disrespecting me, bro?

[–]UberGnar 105 points106 points ago

I'm Gotham's reckoning, bro!

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 62 points63 points ago

You punishment must be more severe, bro!

[–]industrialbird 38 points39 points ago

LETS BRO OUT!!!

[–]alecyo12 18 points19 points ago

COME ON BRO!

[–]synthesis11 13 points14 points ago

BROS BROS relax

[–]sirrypie 7 points8 points ago

WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE KARMA TRAIN

[–]ignitusmaximus 3 points4 points ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY UPVOTE, BRO.

[–]furtiveraccoon 2 points3 points ago

LET'S ALL DRINK TOGETHER NOW

[–]jimsnaps 1 point2 points ago

Let the games begin, bro!

[–]Allmybasesbelongtyou 25 points26 points ago

Westside-story, bro!

[–]lots_of_sarcasm 14 points15 points ago

Take a swing, brah!

[–]rramzi 8 points9 points ago

I believe the response is: Sweeney Todd bro!!

[–]mjbrads 19 points20 points ago

I do respect you bro.

[–]Sple64 5 points6 points ago

I respect you too bro.

[–]xKovu 0 points1 point ago

I do respect you, bro!

[–]GwsGeorge 1 point2 points ago

Come at me, bro!

[–]jakimdadream 5 points6 points ago

were gonna do this the BROadway way

[–]JustAnotherPoorGuy 1 point2 points ago

Where's my Creme Fraiche, bro?

[–]SrsSteel 4 points5 points ago

[–]toomanynamesaretook 1 point2 points ago

Dear god, what kind of compression is that using? I feel like I am on 56k

[–]SrsSteel 4 points5 points ago

No compression .png :| Shouldn't be that slow, loads up in an instant for me

[–]toomanynamesaretook 10 points11 points ago

Maybe I am on 56k

[–]FrostofSparta -3 points-2 points ago

Nobody bro down's against Bane...

[–]Squalor- 103 points104 points ago

OH, I'M SORRY, S-SORRY--I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOTHAM CITY. WHAT IS THIS, METROPOLIS OR SOMETHING? I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOTHAM CITY!

[–]trikillr42 32 points33 points ago

"Sweeny Todd, bruh! West Side Story, bruh! Merrily we roll along, bruh!"

"Wipe the floor with him, Sondheim!"

[–]FeelingGlad 20 points21 points ago

BAT DAD KNOWS NO FEAR

[–]inktank 8 points9 points ago

I WANT YOU MARSH! I WANT YOUU!

[–]AllRichC 99 points100 points ago

I Thought This Was 'Merica!

[–]redlinezo6 16 points17 points ago

"Cuz you're the best! AROOOOUNNNDD! Nothin ever gunna keep me down!!!"

[–]wiseguy68 10 points11 points ago

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America, that's all.

[–]FtotheLICK 17 points18 points ago

Hey, hey Sharon!

[–]inktank 3 points4 points ago

Hey Sharon look! It's the president! Hey, hey shaaron

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 23 points24 points ago

[–]Spruxy -3 points-2 points ago

Has Randy punched through the Batman with an extra head?

[–]NuclearPotatoes 10 points11 points ago

Most creative title goes to RacingTechAtlas!

[–]slayhay 10 points11 points ago

[–]subtly_irrelevant 71 points72 points ago

What a witty and humourous title.

[–]Kylskap 17 points18 points ago

[–]WMDistraction 2 points3 points ago

At least we know it belongs here!

[–]Wacocaine 2 points3 points ago

Hey Bane-Dad... I didn't hear no bell.

[–]Gorbella 2 points3 points ago

Another winner from that contest: trololololololololololo

[–]Verb_Rogue 1 point2 points ago

Randy Marsh, a true American hero.

[–]TheExcellence 1 point2 points ago

DONT BRO ME IF YOU DONT KNOW ME BROOO

[–]tfc324 1 point2 points ago

Sup, bro?!

[–]empw 1 point2 points ago

I love how innocent this title is.

[–]ehhddie 1 point2 points ago

Whatya wanna do?

[–]Stampsr 1 point2 points ago

This pic made me laugh, too!

[–]TheCatisFat 1 point2 points ago

Come at me bro!

[–]tom0824 1 point2 points ago

Bro down!

[–]dixonticonderoga 5 points6 points ago

So we're not even trying with the titles nowadays?

[–]wakipaki 0 points1 point ago

Oh I'm sorry Bane I thought this was America! Isn't this America!? I thought this was AMERICA.

[–]RogueEntomologist 0 points1 point ago

Hey Bane I didnt hear no bell.

[–]I-am_Batman 0 points1 point ago

APPROVED

[–]TehMrSKinner 0 points1 point ago

Take a swing, Brah!

[–]ElBobo 0 points1 point ago

Upvoting because your cake day pic is not another stupid fucking cat.

[–]PacoTLM 0 points1 point ago

common bro

[–]whitemexican0 0 points1 point ago

"Randy I will Break You"-Bane "NO Bane This Time I Break You"-Randy

[–]pokerjoker2 0 points1 point ago

Come at me bro!

[–]Egon-Spengler 0 points1 point ago

When South Park is ashes, you have my permission to die.

[–]KingSiLLyMaN 0 points1 point ago

"whatta you wanna do?" (throws beer in your face and takes off shirt) "whatta you wanna do?"

[–]left_brain 0 points1 point ago

Wanna get served?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hey, Bat Dad! I didn't hear no bell...!

[–]smacx120 0 points1 point ago

tehe.

[–]jwhatts 0 points1 point ago

When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to bro, bro.

[–]PoonAnDy 0 points1 point ago

[–]omphalos008 0 points1 point ago

Me too thank you

[–]TheDoorLocks 0 points1 point ago

Oh, it's ON!

Don't tell my heart, my achey breaky heart. I just don't think it'd understand.

[–]Nickston 0 points1 point ago

Here we go Denver, here we go....

[–]Brosephbro 0 points1 point ago

What're you gonna do?

[–]Lyall18 0 points1 point ago

Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America!

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 0 points1 point ago

COME AT ME BRO!!!

[–]vinunleaded0301 0 points1 point ago

i respect you brah!

[–]IAmNotASmartMan 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was america bane !!!!? isn't this america?!

[–]HeresJuju 0 points1 point ago

Came here looking for "Thought this was 'Murica" not disappointed.

[–]dailyfusion 0 points1 point ago

i laughed at it a couple of months ago on reddit...

[–]rauf107 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday OP!

[–]Silverburst00 0 points1 point ago

hahaha nice

[–]Legolihkan 0 points1 point ago

Well, fuck you! "for my cakeday, here's something i didn't make up. Enjoy the cancer. give me karma."

[–]lazybones65 0 points1 point ago

Are you not entertained??!!

[–]MrSamster911 0 points1 point ago

COME AT ME BRO!

[–]pjebus77 0 points1 point ago

I just watched this episode on netflix for the first time 2minutes before seeing this.

[–]Irrelevant_Wisdom 0 points1 point ago

A nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.

[–]Lampmonster1 3 points4 points ago

Nonsense. Vague generalizations spouted as obscure truths and buoyed by an appeal to cynicism.

[–]Irrelevant_Wisdom 0 points1 point ago

One can not reflect in streaming water. Only those who know internal peace can give it to others.

[–]Lampmonster1 2 points3 points ago

One cannot give peace anymore than one can give strife. Both come from within. You're bad at this.

[–]Irrelevant_Wisdom 1 point2 points ago

He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot, will be victorious.

[–]Lampmonster1 2 points3 points ago

Victory is never assured. He who chooses when he should fight, however, will live a life worthy of remembrance.

[–]Takei_for_you 0 points1 point ago

Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

Just figured nice quotations would fit here.

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

Or to make your enemy your ally.

[–]kabomlamma 0 points1 point ago

A nation is a society

isn't that a bit redundant?

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[–]Irrelevant_Wisdom 0 points1 point ago

I assure you, human, that I am no bot. Seriously, you can trust me. Because I am human. And you can trust humans.

[–]churro89 0 points1 point ago

Sup brah? Sup?

[–]Tom_Bro 0 points1 point ago

I knew the Steelers were villains, I knew it.

[–]pepper_people 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was America.

[–]Irishish -1 points0 points ago

I posted this in r/comics and didn't get a single upvote. Now here's this guy getting all the credit. I am the hero reddit deserves.

[–]aerwev 0 points1 point ago

whatch u want dude whatch u want huh. huh? huh?

[–]xchubachumpx -1 points0 points ago

I know which one I am voting for -

[–]tholmc -1 points0 points ago

lol. me too!!!

[–]mugwumpjissom -1 points0 points ago

You're easily amused

[–]Wilhelm_III -3 points-2 points ago

The first thing I thought of: http://t.qkme.me/3os73l.jpg

[–]serioush -1 points0 points ago

I read the title in the TF2 Heavy voice.

[–]notsurewhatiam -1 points0 points ago

It doesn't make me laugh.

[–]part_of_me -1 points0 points ago

grudging upvote for cake day

[–]Tringer3 -1 points0 points ago

South park XD

[–]ararphile -1 points0 points ago

[–]taggertank -4 points-3 points ago

Good title. Good content. 4/5 would laugh again.

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[–]McMeanface 0 points1 point ago

I... uh, wait. Why did... what?

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[–]Mightymaas 0 points1 point ago

If it took 217 tries for them to come up with this I think they don't deserve funding.