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[–]Mikeydoes 107 points108 points ago

Reminded me of this. http://imgur.com/HpFVU

[–]SunnydaleJazzBand 117 points118 points ago

Looks like he's set to tell a dirty joke to children.

[–]TheMostShady 22 points23 points ago

I CANT LOOK AWAY

[–]BittyTang 8 points9 points ago

immediately reminded me of this

[–]acog 10 points11 points ago

I told you not to let them eat after midnight!

[–]YakMan2 4 points5 points ago

HOW LONG AFTER MIDNIGHT CAN I FEED THEM!?

[–]shibblywibbly 5 points6 points ago

"...the most important thing, the one thing you must never forget: no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs... never, never feed him between midnight and 4AM pacific standard time."

[–]mouse_cheese 0 points1 point ago

This dog looks like Groundskeeper Willie

[–]shamelessdp 133 points134 points ago

human analogue

http://imgur.com/xRxMg

[–]Nathonamore 81 points82 points ago

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 17 points18 points ago

No. Bad. Stop doing that.

[–]SyKoHPaTh 27 points28 points ago

what have you done

[–]UnknownArchive 9 points10 points ago

Every fucking day. Every fucking day I see this little faggots twitter comments reposted on reddit.

[–]Battletooth 2 points3 points ago

Now someone needs to do the reverse of that. I would if I wasn't on a silly phone.

[–]Elonine 0 points1 point ago

Science has gone too far...

[–]MADBAKER 11 points12 points ago

Pug analogue. also, when you see it...

http://i.imgur.com/3GWsM.jpg

[–]meeu 13 points14 points ago

red rocket! red rocket!

[–]redditat-tat 9 points10 points ago

Spot on!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i cannot get that out of my head at the moment...

[–]wtfblue 189 points190 points ago

This has got to be up there for me too. I've seen it dozens of times and every time I can't help but lose my shit.

[–]YoungMoneyCMB 58 points59 points ago

Next time, why don't you lose your shit down my throat then?

[–]we_all_had_ponies 67 points68 points ago

wait... what?

[–]MilosVP 64 points65 points ago

HE WANTS HIM TO LOSE HIS SHIT DOWN HIS THROAT!

[–]Breathing_Balls 25 points26 points ago

He wants him to shit down his throat?

[–]GGatsby 29 points30 points ago

Yes.

[–]Kelaos -1 points0 points ago

And rip off his head?

EDIT: Reference

[–]Breathing_Balls 6 points7 points ago

You always take it too far, don't ya.

[–]Kelaos 4 points5 points ago

I blame the Duke

[–]GuessWho_O 0 points1 point ago

[–]cwlsmith 1 point2 points ago

No. Stop.

[–]LeDerpBau5MetaBacon 0 points1 point ago

Shame on you for not referencing Full Metal Jacket instead.

[–]DrillSgtDownvote 0 points1 point ago

I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NEEEEEEEECK!

[–]Kelaos 0 points1 point ago

I'll have to add that to my list of things to watch... :/

[–]LeDerpBau5MetaBacon 1 point2 points ago

No worries if you haven't seen it. It's forgivable to use the Duke Nukem reference then, but I do believe that Full Metal Jacket is the origin of that phrase.

[–]Kelaos 1 point2 points ago

Huh, I had no idea! TIL I guess

[–]derive 0 points1 point ago

and rip your heart out and wipe my ass with it...

[–]xMILKSHAKEx 1 point2 points ago

N..No!..

[–]Thisisacoolname 2 points3 points ago

FEED HER

[–]OIP 9 points10 points ago

This.. escalated rapidly.

[–]trsn 1 point2 points ago

What.

[–]groberts1980 13 points14 points ago

That's basically a guilty face.

Where's the poop Robin....

[–]Wethequeens13 0 points1 point ago

You're like a poop sniffing dog!

[–]Nathan13 44 points45 points ago

My sister's yorkie does that stupid ass smile all the time. Yorkies are little fucking bastards.

[–]CookiesandCandy 13 points14 points ago

My Yorkie does it as well, only one time a day, right when I get home from work. She's also a little fucking bastard.

But she's the best god damn dog ever.

[–]pinkpinkyorkie 5 points6 points ago

My yorkie does this too! Whenever he's really excited and happy, and if you baby talk to him you can get him to do it.

[–]carpwrist 5 points6 points ago

Lucky you. I had two bastard Yorkies growing up and when one had that fucking face on I knew I was coming home to find dog shit on a rug.

[–]Wethequeens13 0 points1 point ago

My dog does the same thing! He's half yorkie, but does this smile when you talk baby talk to him and nuzzle his nose. Hi five for awesome dogs!

[–]Sherbniz 2 points3 points ago

I think I already saw an explaination in connection with this picture. That "dog smile" means that the dog takes a subordinate role below it's owner and acknowledges her/his superiority.

Alternatively, it might display insecurity (but afaik dogs also lick their noses if they are) and if the teeth are bared a lot, aggression.

[–]lastkiss -2 points-1 points ago

Are you jealous that your sister's yorkie has a better smile than you, faggot?

[–]Nathan13 1 point2 points ago

This isn't r/4Chan, buddy.

[–]killachippy 6 points7 points ago

i would too if i knew i just took a massive shit in your shoes

[–]fapswhiledriving 40 points41 points ago

I'm 28 now and still to this day that is the face I make when I fart.

[–]ejecto 9 points10 points ago

Every day I fear sharts.

[–]sgtpppr 21 points22 points ago

It's a very real problem. I think we need to organize a 5k walk to raise awareness for this serious issue. I already have the brown ribbons made.

[–]99-LS1-SS 3 points4 points ago

I'm in....oh shit...

[–]sgtpppr 0 points1 point ago

I don't think there is a better context for use of this pic. Hilarious. The 5k might be quite a mess.

[–]John814s 0 points1 point ago

Is this real?

Context?

[–]99-LS1-SS 2 points3 points ago

I don't have context at the moment but that image has been around a while. As it stands right now, I'm going to believe it is true for the sake of my credit....

[–]yousername 7 points8 points ago

Every day I share farts.

[–]itsfish20 1 point2 points ago

I have the same fear while flying...if i push just too hard will i shit my pants!

[–]Ry_Guy19 1 point2 points ago

I'm not much of a gambling man..

[–]ConfusedByFarts 1 point2 points ago

When you what?

[–]fapswhiledriving 0 points1 point ago

Redditor for 5 months....well played sir....well played.

[–]cervesa 28 points29 points ago

At the first day, god created this image.

[–]trshtehdsh 1 point2 points ago

Pic alone? Meh, it's just a sort of weird dog. Author's caption? Hilarity ensues.

[–]blomst32 3 points4 points ago

[–]bastion72 15 points16 points ago

Actually, the dog is smiling. My dog, a doberman, does the same thing when I come home for the day.

[–]bagzilla 2 points3 points ago

Lol my doberman does this weird smile thing too. It's like only with his very front lips though so it looks really dumb. He only does it when he sees me, my boyfriend or my mom so most people have never seen it and think I'm crazy.

[–]bastion72 0 points1 point ago

Yup, it was scary the first time I saw it, then my wife told me he's smiling. He looks ridiculous. It happens so fast that getting a picture of it is dam near impossible.

[–]bagzilla 1 point2 points ago

Exactly the same thing. It's like a little flash of front teeth and his nose gets all wrinkly for a sec. And it's always when I first come home after being gone for a long time

[–]stone500 7 points8 points ago

I have a shih tsu that looks very similar to this dog. I've never seen him make a face like this, but that body language makes me think that the dog is actually terrified. It looks like he's wincing cause he's about to get hit or something.

I really hope I'm incorrect about this.

[–]neuralphreak 22 points23 points ago

(some) Dogs grimace when they're in trouble, this looks like that to me... here's Denver, with context, to show an example of such behavior.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI&feature=player_embedded

[–]talitus 8 points9 points ago

Oh Denver...how could you...

[–]bsweany 6 points7 points ago

I fucking love this video. It's probably on my top of all time on youtube. The music just kills it.

[–]stone500 4 points5 points ago

That's very compelling evidence. Judging by that video, I have to say that I think this is a picture of a dog in trouble (but not necessarily abused)

[–]badwarhol 3 points4 points ago

If dogs could cry, Denver would be balling. My dog sometimes punishes herself before I even know she did something wrong.

[–]mostoriginalusername 2 points3 points ago

*bawling

[–]badwarhol 1 point2 points ago

thank you!

[–]neuralphreak 0 points1 point ago

Same with ours, we have a mutt that seems more human(at least to us) ;) than most 5 year old, human, kids...

[–]mushmancat 23 points24 points ago

inb4 the abused dog rants

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 10 points11 points ago

One of my dogs always has this grin when she's excited (about me coming home, about her getting food or generally just playful). I'm not saying this rules out that the dog is abused but it's definitely the only reason a dog can grin.

[–]SaltFrog 6 points7 points ago

Definitely the only reason a dog can grin? SO YOU ABUSE ANIMALS? FOR SHAMEEEEEE

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 3 points4 points ago

Doh!

[–]pr1ntscreen 3 points4 points ago

Yeah some people might think that. I looked at "Denver the guilty dog" on youtube and realized it was submission. The dog in OPs picture probably did a poopoo on the carpet or something.

[–]turbojeebus 18 points19 points ago

Redditers and their clever way to get popular reposts upvoted...

[–]baronxs 8 points9 points ago

It's always saying "My favorite" that makes them think they have a free pass.

[–]tchnrbt 2 points3 points ago

Every fucking day.

[–]FirebertNY 2 points3 points ago

DAMN YOU. I'm in a bathroom stall at work, and the guy in the next stall over must be wondering why the hell I'm trying to stifle uncontrollable laughter while I'm taking a shit.

[–]elgiorgie 7 points8 points ago

What's with the dog being a faggot?

[–]erishun 4 points5 points ago

It was originally posted on http://www.offtopic.com and that place used to be a big, diverse forum and it's devolved into a place where trolls do nothing but troll other trolls. So you can't post anything without being called a faggot and getting tranny photos everywhere.

And as it was in death throes, they put up a paywall, LOL.

[–]OnAPartyRock 5 points6 points ago

You sound bitter. Did they ban you from there or something?

[–]erishun 1 point2 points ago

Nope, it used to be such a great forum. And I'm just sad it's gone.

Everything was there. From bodybuilding to photography, from home theater to "after hours, NWS galore". But it was poorly managed and it got crummy fast, the trolls took over, the community got terrible. It turned from awesome and diverse, to /b/ wannabes calling each other faggots. Sad.

[–]Hezkezl 1 point2 points ago

It's.. still around. Yeah, it's got douches everywhere, but so does reddit, and both places were definitely better before they got popular. But meh, what can you do

[–]sporff 1 point2 points ago

I was a member of that site from 2001 until the end of last year (2011). I finally had enough of it.

It used to be a great site but it really got terrible with tons of annoying trolling. I just can't see PAYING for that. At least reddit trolls are entertaining and clever... sometimes.

The thing I liked better was how it was smaller and more of a one on one type of experience.

[–]LupusOk 6 points7 points ago

Anyone else find it odd that the poster censored "Fuck" but not "Faggot"?

[–]ProfessorHoneycutt 1 point2 points ago

My sweet, little Grandmother says "fuck". "Fuck" is not a big deal. "Fuck" doesn't even really have a MEANING anymore. Sure, "Fuck" can be used to mean "Fuck", but mostly "Fuck" is used as "Fucking" or "Fucked up" or "Get fucked". "Fuck" is not a big deal by any means.

"Faggot" sucks. "Faggot" can be used and be fine, whatever, but "Faggot" is a term that has been used to hurt a whole lot of people for things they can't "Fucking" control. You throw around "Fuck", you're foulmouthed. You throw around "Faggot" and you're an immature asshole. The word that's being censored is the one that's only a bad word because someone thought it sounded bad. "Bad words" don't exist. That's childish. Hurtful words do, though. Fucking bullshit.

...

And with that, I've expended my quotation marks for the day.

[–]mostoriginalusername 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure you can find plenty more on signs in Asian shops. Or here

[–]sriedel014 3 points4 points ago

It never fails to make me laugh.

[–]ti89t 1 point2 points ago

This for some reason brought back memories of Wacky Races on Cartoon Network. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G545AIyszv0&feature=related

[–]karma_withakay 0 points1 point ago

This pic immediately made me think of Muttley.

[–]Vic_hugo10 1 point2 points ago

The second pic is hilarious.

[–]SinkVenice 1 point2 points ago

I have no problem with reposts but I have seen his picture so many times I would shoot that dog in the face.

[–]silverbolt89 1 point2 points ago

That's the look of "I peed on something you own, but I'm not telling what it is."

[–]bob-leblaw 1 point2 points ago

I'm old, I went straight here.

[–]Adeptmetal 1 point2 points ago

I laugh so fucking hard every time I see this. I can't help it.

[–]Meatsalad 1 point2 points ago

And this will always be my most hated repost on Reddit.

[–]philm0 0 points1 point ago

No one's gonna mention the gratuitous use of 'faggot'? Not cool.

[–]dirtyethel 1 point2 points ago

too bad he seems to have such a prick looking after him.

[–]mediumpulp 4 points5 points ago

sounds like louis ck wrote that

[–]funnylulz 6 points7 points ago

This is reposted every. fucking. day.

[–]carpwrist 7 points8 points ago

Every ####ing day. Every single ####ing day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid repost.

[–]Beanbaker 4 points5 points ago

Hey, I found a funny picture on reddit... I bet reddit would like this!

[–]Irrelevant_Wisdom 1 point2 points ago

Better a little which is well done, than a great deal imperfectly.

[–]hopscotchking 1 point2 points ago

How have I never seen this? I've always considered myself a seasoned veteran of the Internet, but this made me lol for the first time just now. 8/10 would view again.

[–]ImmortalWarrior 0 points1 point ago

You have only just begun.

[–]ChunkBunny 0 points1 point ago

Commence argument about dog being abused

[–]minutegongcoughs 0 points1 point ago

This. Every time.

[–]YourKobeRating 1 point2 points ago

[–]trampus1 -1 points0 points ago

Can we start banning people who post their "favorite" images now? It's just an excuse to repost shit you know has already been posted. /r/showandtell Put that to some use.

[–]PolarTX 3 points4 points ago

hmm if only we had some kind of voting system...

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

Oh that doesn't work and you know it.

[–]clonethedodo 0 points1 point ago

If a majority wants to see the picture, it will get more upvotes. Some reposts are, obviously, more popular than new posts, thus it's acceptable to see this again

[–]GoneWild_Judge 2 points3 points ago

dude stop taking it all so seriously, its just the internet.

you sound genuinely butthurt

[–]Kyle-Overstreet 0 points1 point ago

Beautiful teeth.

[–]BriscoJolly 0 points1 point ago

hahah i saved that post awhile back when it was first uploaded

[–]bfeliciano 0 points1 point ago

It creates a rumbling in my stomach that isn't quite laughter but has to be released with a giggle. I love this pictures too.

[–]youaintnoweeblewobbl 0 points1 point ago

I'm now cracking up in the middle of a mechanics shop..

[–]melkurion 0 points1 point ago

Muttley, formerly owned D. Dastertly has found a new owner

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]Gamer_ely 0 points1 point ago

I have a yorkie and she smiles like that when she's excited, one time it scared off a little kid because it looks like she's snarling. So it works out for me

[–]SaltFrog 0 points1 point ago

I have to have saved this picture at least 10 times but I love it so much.

[–]chrysanthe 0 points1 point ago

this is the wallpaper on my phone. also I have mastered the facial expression and is now my go to 'photo face'

[–]cutiepatootieadipose 0 points1 point ago

This fucking picture makes me laugh so hard.

[–]2dollarb 0 points1 point ago

That little dog is awesome.

[–]jcarules 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the dog wants to maul his face to me.

[–]ThatFeel_IKnowIt 0 points1 point ago

That dog's face is currently my profile picture.

[–]Misfitghost 0 points1 point ago

I have a yorkie as well and she does that retarded smile too. When i saw this picture i laughed so much people thought i was crazy.

[–]Namaha 0 points1 point ago

When dogs bare teeth like that (and aren't snarling or being otherwise threatening), it is often to show submission. It's even possible that the dog is scared of whoever is in the room with him.

[–]lolomgwtfbbq 0 points1 point ago

Makes me laugh every time. The first time I saw it, I was giggling so uncontrollably that my wife thought I had literally lost my mind.

[–]TERPINGTON 0 points1 point ago

I have this screen cap saved on my phone and the link bookmarked. I've been showing everyone I see since I first saw it a couple years back. I feel like I'm on a world tour with it.

[–]fishbutt314 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, those yorkies can be little bastards at times!

[–]chargon 0 points1 point ago

ha, the title of this post instantly made me wanna commit harakiri, but the picture took me to laughtown and now i'm givin' out upvotes like i'm saucin' a pile

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

I think this is awesome. It might be that the dog notices/understands what smiling implies, and if that is the case then it is pretty fucking interesting.

[–]webchimp32 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see that dog I wonder what terrible plans it has hatched.

[–]webchimp32 0 points1 point ago

[–]Floriderp 1 point2 points ago

sup OT

[–]aqmm 0 points1 point ago

Probably the only animal photo I've ever laughed at.

[–]BurnedoutBurza 0 points1 point ago

You can't not laugh at it.

[–]Hezkezl 0 points1 point ago

That awkward moment when you go to knowyourmeme to see what it says for when and where this picture/meme originated from, only to find out it's incorrect...

[–]ymahaguy3388 0 points1 point ago

Louis C.K. has a dog named faggot?

[–]joethedistance 0 points1 point ago

last year's Halloween costume: http://i.imgur.com/WS4pw.jpg

[–]superpastaaisle 0 points1 point ago

What are you, gay?

[–]koyo4 0 points1 point ago

Is this a trait that most yorkie's share? My mothers dog annoys the hell out of me with that look.

[–]Wethequeens13 0 points1 point ago

It is indeed. And apparently half yorkies, too. My dog is half yorkie and makes this face a lot.

[–]Bikenutt 0 points1 point ago

The owner sounds like a total fag.

[–]rzrbck 1 point2 points ago

shit offtopic is leaking

[–]GuessWho_O 0 points1 point ago

[–]bigfig[!] 0 points1 point ago

I don't think that face means what you think it does. Maybe your dog has rectal itch.

[–]I_play_elin 0 points1 point ago

This may literally be the funniest thing I've ever seen. I just laughed uncontrollably for 5 minutes, gasping and crying, until I finally had to cover my screen with my hand and get off that page.

[–]I_play_elin 0 points1 point ago

Also, I'm sure this is an epic repost, but I hadn't seen it, so I would like to personally thank you.. Thank you.

[–]scoooot 0 points1 point ago

The best part of this is the homophobia.

[–]GreenMilkshake 0 points1 point ago

I literally can't stop chuckling at this...what is this sorcery!

[–]Pattar 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure this was here yesterday, but can't not upvote.

[–]khavyer 0 points1 point ago

After about 2 years, I'm starting to hate reposts

[–]Catawompus 0 points1 point ago

Why have I not seen this before?!

[–]elanasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god I can't look at this dog. I can't stop laughing. I'm not even looking at it and I'm laughing.

[–]mar109us 0 points1 point ago

Hey you guys, we seriously need to talk. Why in hell do you upvote a post with the same fucking image and the same fucking title a day afterwards? This needs to stop.

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[–]skyhawkecks -2 points-1 points ago

cry baby

[–]Longjohndickweed -3 points-2 points ago

oh, please stop being a whiny faggot

[–]biscuitworld -1 points0 points ago

"Quit being a faggot and suck that dick."

[–]scottyrobotty -5 points-4 points ago

Good picture ruined by douchebag's quote at the top.

[–]Iamadinocopter -1 points0 points ago

"this will always be my favorite..."

REPOST LABEL.

Asshole.

[–]jayjaya29 -5 points-4 points ago

I honestly don't get it.

[–]rage_quitter 5 points6 points ago

you've really gotta just take it at face value

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