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dolphin sex (NSFW) (imgur.com)

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[–]fortyshorties 17 points18 points ago

The dolphin seems ok with it. Weird.

[–]cunninglinguist81 23 points24 points ago

Hey it was dolphin college man, everybody experiments...

[–]fortyshorties 10 points11 points ago

I've experimented with plenty of things, but I have not had the pleasure of pleasuring a dolphin. Also I'm not judging, but I think it is kind of funny that the dolphin seems more concerned with getting caught than the man.

[–]StiverSC 1 point2 points ago

You've never lived.

[–]cunninglinguist81 0 points1 point ago

hahaha. The dolphin is into it because it's so wrong. If the dolphin's buddies caught her...

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[–]davesfakeaccount 2 points3 points ago

Yup, including humans https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=210109267957730041029.0004aa16ea1a44b488e4a

[–]cerdmier 1 point2 points ago

4.5 star ratings.....not bad.

[–]xxcbr600xx 4 points5 points ago

After reading this I looked directly at the dolphin's face. Lost it haha. Thanks for making the best of this.

[–]noisyturtle 1 point2 points ago

Dolphins are the only other non hominid creature that have sex for pleasure and not just procreation.

[–]galico 2 points3 points ago

Dolphins are the only other animal on the planet to have sex for pleasure.. Knowledge..

[–]idimmu 7 points8 points ago

Only dolphins

and bonobo monkeys

and ...

[–]Oscar_obvious 8 points9 points ago

In 9 months we'll get aquaman

[–]2mer 5 points6 points ago

Kanye?

[–]zemper 6 points7 points ago

relevant http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

[–]deski 0 points1 point ago

I remember when I first started using the Internet and all of the random fucked up shit I found. This is one of those, still remember it to this day lol.

[–]thats_not_what_I_do 0 points1 point ago

Me too. Back when message boards were email chains... I still tell people about this

[–]pants222 0 points1 point ago

lol it was originally dolphinsex.org, I just shared this link here yesterday.

The internet is definitely responsible for ruining me at a young age.

[–]miss_iss 0 points1 point ago

"The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death." very informative. thank you.

[–]zemper 0 points1 point ago

just follow the guide i linked and you will be fine

[–]Th3Marauder 7 points8 points ago

I don't know why I clicked that link. But I did. And I'm going to have to live with myself now.

[–]Jackal_6 6 points7 points ago

Post-masturbation guilt settles in.

[–]Meowoholic 3 points4 points ago

Because of the fact that a dolphin violated Hank Hill I'm strangely cool with this.

[–]replaysMike 5 points6 points ago

Unsee.... Burned into retinas!!

[–]AngelGroove 2 points3 points ago

am I the only one who thought that this was just gonna be two dolphins mating in a weird way or something? but a man with a...yeah...wasn't expecting that.

[–]obliterationn 3 points4 points ago

my dick moved

[–]iwashere33 1 point2 points ago

oh hey, i used to have that bookmarked. haven't seen that in a while.

[–]snuffletrout 1 point2 points ago

I kinda expected this to be a gif of the dolphin with shifty eyes

[–]ANAL_SAND_TAX 1 point2 points ago

That dolphin is loving it, look at that grin haha

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I'll just leave this here.

[–]DatDoodKwan 0 points1 point ago

Seriously though... Is it real ? Is that dude really fucking a dolphin ?

[–]ssnakeggirl 1 point2 points ago

It could be. Dolphins like sex, and there have been documented instances when dolphins tried to initiate sex with humans. Our parts are roughly compatible.

[–]DatDoodKwan -1 points0 points ago

Sick :(

[–]Harold_Grundelson 1 point2 points ago

That's...that's enough interwebs for today.

[–]feelergauge 1 point2 points ago

Great, now I want sushi.

[–]cloud4197 0 points1 point ago

Where were you hanging out that you stumbled on shit like this?!

[–]tomtermite 0 points1 point ago

In some states, illegal. Just sayin...

[–]Alexander_the_What 0 points1 point ago

SOURCE!

[–]PyroGlue 0 points1 point ago

I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. -Tyler, The Creator

[–]Theprofil3er 0 points1 point ago

One of the many perks of working at sea world i guess.

[–]A_Jay26 0 points1 point ago

Dolphins are the only animal besides humans that have sex for pleasure. So it's a win win...

[–]Chemicalcowboy -1 points0 points ago

Dolphins are that only animals on the planets that have sex just cuz i feels good. Aside from humans.

[–]EightFooted 8 points9 points ago

Not strictly accurate. Bonobos and chimps have been known to as well.

[–]SplittingMnut 0 points1 point ago

I believe Walrus also have sex for pleasure.

Fun fact: walrus plural can be walrus or walruses

[–]Valkeryy 3 points4 points ago

I can confirm this. Source: I am a walrus.

[–]twas_a_walrus 3 points4 points ago

Goo goo g'joob?

[–]twas_a_walrus 1 point2 points ago

We do, in fact, have sex for pleasure. ;)

[–]ConreteMustache -1 points0 points ago

I cant stop laughing at the dolphins face. We must get this to the front page now....

[–]LeftoverBoots -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know what i expected...

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[–]Th3Marauder 3 points4 points ago

… really?

[–]johnnyneverdies 0 points1 point ago

s/he's right. if we all started fucking dolphins we'd never go back to doing women and eventually become extinct hence NSFL

[–]Poitertoip -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know, this seems * tAkes of glasses * FISHY! YEEEAAAAAH

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