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[–]mypinkieinthedevil 14 points15 points ago

Yeah Rajeev works in a fast food restaurant because he is broke and has no other options. Day after day he puts up with fat angry people that treat him like shit at his menial job where he gets no respect, recognition or opportunities to advance. But still, he tries to do the right thing, make an honest living and just get through the day. Three minutes after a customer bitches him out to his supervisor about how slow the service was during a busy day because his dickhead boss refuses to staff enough people and he gets reprimanded for something he has no control over, some d-bag with a stuffed fish pulls through, laughs at him and starts taking pictures. Hilarious.

[–]chencho1 3 points4 points ago

Well aren't you a party pooper.

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[–]Breathing_Balls 10 points11 points ago

><(((º>

[–]Downvote_Galore 6 points7 points ago

FOOKIN PRAWNS MATE

[–]media_guru 1 point2 points ago

That's racist.

His name is Bob.

[–]andrewgwu 3 points4 points ago

I have a stuffed catfish just like that I got at goodwiil 6 years ago!!

[–]Bastacus 1 point2 points ago

I have that exact fish on my couch, seriously.

[–]ctusk423 0 points1 point ago

Pics or gtfo.

[–]rdhunna 1 point2 points ago

What is this I dont even...

[–]Consinneration 0 points1 point ago

Silly fish, you can't have that coffee. You don't even have hands.

[–]Breathing_Balls 4 points5 points ago

Fish world problem.

[–]GoldenWarrior 0 points1 point ago

But this one is.

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

Please someone cut out Rajeev and superimpose him somewhere funny.

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

And Rajeev works in.....a Dunkin' Donuts. CHECK!

[–]Persimmonz 0 points1 point ago

Haha that's pretty awesome. My friend and I found the same things at Ocean State Job Lot. She got the cat fish and I got a bass. I liked that bass better because it has a beak. http://imgur.com/Lx1qc It's the most ridiculous and useful pillow I've ever had.

[–]jappleseed12 0 points1 point ago

I think that's a salmon.

[–]Persimmonz 0 points1 point ago

You might be right. Now I can attack people and yell "SALMON SLAP!"

[–]Superduperscooper 0 points1 point ago

I made 1000! But i had to downvote:( sorry

[–]TheSnoot 0 points1 point ago

What is Steven doing! He doesn't know how to drive.

[–]rjd808 0 points1 point ago

He's searching my soul.

[–]Consinneration 1 point2 points ago

I don't know whether to reach for the coffee or reach for his forgiveness.

[–]SquidManHero 1 point2 points ago

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 0 points1 point ago

Clearly a missed opportunity to perform this.

[–]PurpleCapybara -1 points0 points ago

That's a pretty carpy trick to play on Rajeev

[–]IamSparticles 0 points1 point ago

Why? They're just trying to save fuel by carpooling.

[–]PurpleCapybara -1 points0 points ago

carschooling. FTFSPT (stupid pun thread)

[–]Consinneration 0 points1 point ago

Way to go- spelling it out like that, ya large mouth basstard.

[–]LadyPancake -1 points0 points ago

Dude, you can't just trout in here and start making puns.

[–]sad_man_at_a_bar -1 points0 points ago

I tried driving once...

[–]Gregoff -1 points0 points ago

"What? Catfish got your tong?"

[–]Matter1234 -2 points-1 points ago

I've had that pillow :)

[–]BigStickOSalami -2 points-1 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]Bigjuglova -2 points-1 points ago

why I there a kitchen knife by the DOOR

[–]mesoiam -1 points0 points ago

That I not a kitchen knife, that I the door handle and window controls.

[–]Bigjuglova 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry masta I have failed you :(