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all 68 comments

[–]atcaskstrength 20 points21 points ago

Not all rocks. Just The Rock.

[–]FromaLand 37 points38 points ago

Can you smell what this post is cooking?

[–]billyzero 12 points13 points ago

Karma?

[–]TickleToeJo 8 points9 points ago

Bacon.

[–]Breathing_Balls 2 points3 points ago

Crack.

[–]justinetime[S] 1 point2 points ago

Karmalized bacon Crack. The world will be mine!

[–]Cuntercawk -1 points0 points ago

Crystal meth

[–]KingPrimate 0 points1 point ago

Beans

[–]SoMuchDerp 4 points5 points ago

Hodor

[–]M374llic4 1 point2 points ago

Semen

[–]SoMuchDerp 1 point2 points ago

Posts like these are really just a Dwayne on the front page...

[–]daddyfatsax 0 points1 point ago

I can. Can you?

[–]chasechase44 0 points1 point ago

The rock?

[–]Jnoggynog -3 points-2 points ago

It's cookin a mo fuckin double repost.

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME SOMEONE HAS POSTED THIS!!!!

[–]beastlamb 13 points14 points ago

I'm gonna whoop your candy ass

[–]DrascaL 4 points5 points ago

It's your time to check into the smackdown hotel!

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

bends over

[–]claudesoph 24 points25 points ago

[–]Peytron 7 points8 points ago

It doesn't matter if they're still upvoting jabroni!

[–]bendedheadtube 5 points6 points ago

"IT IS CALLED MINERALS" <click> oh, nvm

[–]bestbeforeMar91 4 points5 points ago

Next up: Dwayne Johnson with googly eyes.

[–]MrCarver360 3 points4 points ago

Let's find out.

[–]rimo -1 points0 points ago

[–]qotsa73 2 points3 points ago

I have never paid much attention to him, but saw him on Letterman one time and was surprised at how witty and bright he was. I guess I thought being a huge wrestling dude he might be kind of a doofus. He also plays classical guitar. He's also easy on the eye.

[–]stopmotionporn 1 point2 points ago

Yeah we already did this.

[–]gabora 1 point2 points ago

There was a rock disguised as a cat somewhere. Your move OP

[–]prozac1992 1 point2 points ago

Was fully prepared to downvote if another rock, was pleasantly surprised.

[–]GB300 1 point2 points ago

I guess just because when I did this a few days ago and getting no upvotes for it doesn't mean that I shouldn't upvote you! Here you go, have a upvote!

[–]LordOfGummies 1 point2 points ago

I smell what he's cooking.

[–]ExecutiveFingerblast 1 point2 points ago

as a gay geologist, i consider this fap material.

[–]seminolecichlid 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]SeniorAdissimo 5 points6 points ago

He lost his title "The Rock" after The Tooth Fairy and Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.

[–]DrascaL 7 points8 points ago

Apparently he does lots of bad kids movies specifically for his own kids.

I know before he went through the "I'm not the Rock in Dwayne" phase, but he has returned to WWE part time. He hosted Wrestlemania 27 and was involved in the main even finish, he wrestled at Survivor series last year and wrestlemania this year.

So I'd call him The Rock again.

[–]billyzero 5 points6 points ago

Are you saying he still had it here?

[–]Wingchunbum 14 points15 points ago

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE IS SAYING!

[–]rooftops 1 point2 points ago

That was actually a pretty hard movie. It's the one where he almost kills her, right?

[–]urgit39 1 point2 points ago

i see what you did there

[–]Dubsacks 1 point2 points ago

All muthaFckN Day ! Lol

[–]TallT66 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I see what you did there :|

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

I love rocks. You can touch them without being accused of assault.

[–]Sherman1234 0 points1 point ago

Guess so..

[–]Urban_Savage 0 points1 point ago

Well, Reddit is always upvoting stupid shit, so I'm going to go with, yes.

[–]Iciac 0 points1 point ago

I'm genuinely disappointed that this wasn't a nice piece of fluorite.

That said, it's still a very shiny rock.

[–]PX4Storm 0 points1 point ago

I'm watching Gridiron Gang as I clicked this. Upvote for bizarre coincidences.

[–]justinetime[S] 0 points1 point ago

Bacon karma. All of reddit would be at my command.

[–]JingleBellsSwag 0 points1 point ago

Um...I only see one Rock here. I only upvote multiple rocks...

[–]401vs401 0 points1 point ago

Naaah. We now actively upvote poop.

[–]themaskedugly 0 points1 point ago

Apparently so, yes.

[–]cs76 0 points1 point ago

I guess I missed all these rocks that reddit was upvoting. Does anyone have a link to any of the posts. I'm just kinda curious what the deal is.

[–]not_so_clever_pun 0 points1 point ago

did you mean the rock?

[–]Irrelevant_Wisdom 0 points1 point ago

For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories.

[–]browniecookie 0 points1 point ago

Know your role.

[–]user_name2 0 points1 point ago

This joke has already been made.

[–]JonnyBhoy 0 points1 point ago

Only cute ones. Upvoted.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Having met this guy, he is pretty fucking awesome. Nice guy to have a beer with.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

NO :D

[–]pnakbet 0 points1 point ago

Most definitely!

[–]Vouk73 0 points1 point ago

This rock will always get my votes.

[–]AfroShark 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]warriorman 0 points1 point ago

Waiiit a minute, swear I tried making this joke yesterday. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vlfua/my_face_when_i_saw_rocks_were_getting_upvoted/ ah well whatever tis still funny.

[–]SoyBien 0 points1 point ago

no

[–]CunningDroid 0 points1 point ago

No. I can never sleep.

[–]mushmancat 0 points1 point ago

fuck off

[–]tony3n -3 points-2 points ago

To answer your question... Nope

[–]nazz-tee -1 points0 points ago

They better be. snif snif - what is that smell?

[–]carpe_deez -1 points0 points ago

One of my favorite things to say w my buds is "Let's make like Duane Johnson and get the rock outta here!".

[–]FartOnAStick -1 points0 points ago

Well if it isn't Duane, "The Rock Johnson." I wonder why no one calls him that anymore...

[–]TheTwist -2 points-1 points ago

Heh, they call him "The Rock"

That's cute