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[–]orthag 11 points12 points ago

It has a genetic mutation that causes it to have double the muscle than usual. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-muscled_cattle

[–]serioush 3 points4 points ago

Double the meat per cow, sounds like we found the new father of our future dinner.

[–]hogiewan 3 points4 points ago

that much muscle won't necessarily be the tastiest

[–]i_love_my_rebel_flag 3 points4 points ago

Yep. We butchered one of our bulls and the steaks and stuff are good but the hamburger meat is way too lean. You can't even fry it because it doesn't make enough fat to fry itself. I have to add a splash of canola oil. I really think it has to do with the fact that he was a bull instead of a steer.

[–]racoonpeople 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but it is easy to add fat to meat and almost impossible to remove it.

[–]i_love_my_rebel_flag 0 points1 point ago

True but super lean meat has no flavor and is too dry.

[–]racoonpeople 0 points1 point ago

Um, not really. My family raises Bison and I hunt deer and elk both of which are rather lean but tasty. You just will not get much taste out of corn-fed beef.

[–]i_love_my_rebel_flag 0 points1 point ago

I agree with deer. I have never had bison or elk. I'd say our bull didn't taste good because he was a bull, Charolais, and wasn't fed long enough before butcher.

[–]racoonpeople 0 points1 point ago

Bison is usually sold in Trader Joe's, there is a good chance on the West Coast it came from my family.

[–]orthag 1 point2 points ago

You'd think, but they require a lot more food and the babies die a lot.

[–]serioush 1 point2 points ago

Surely the feed per kilo of meat ratio would be lower than normal cows? Babies mortality would need fixing ofc.

[–]orthag 1 point2 points ago

Apparently not.

[–]Spookaboo 1 point2 points ago

Why would it be lower? it'd be the same in a perfect system, but they never are so it'd be higher.

[–]serioush 1 point2 points ago

If its just the muscle that is doubled (not the other parts) and it does not eat more than twice what a normal cow eats, yes. (It does it seems though.)

[–]YannisNeos 1 point2 points ago

Or alias belgian blue cow

Video in youtube about them

[–]DyckWit 1 point2 points ago

Wish I could go back in time and steal all my myostatin

[–]SoggyCheez -1 points0 points ago

This is also a disease that appears in dogs as well.

[–]orthag 1 point2 points ago

And I think a little boy from Germany.

[–]Simi566 6 points7 points ago

Dat ass

[–]GOJIMAN2012 4 points5 points ago

Totally relevant ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVZi9Iq8um8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]FeedMeMau5 5 points6 points ago

So that's where Muscle Milk comes from.

[–]G1az3d 2 points3 points ago

Strawberry Muscle Milk

[–]dirtydan92 2 points3 points ago

they are really beefing up the competition

[–]Sal-Paradise 2 points3 points ago

I'd hit it.

[–]AnoneLink 3 points4 points ago

What in the world is that beefy cow. get me..beefy..ahaha..ge-...get me...?

...Forget it

[–]A0C 1 point2 points ago

I don't like it when my food looks like it could stand up and beat the living shit out of me while mooing...

[–]IxSceneQueenxI 1 point2 points ago

They are no stronger than normal cows, and have many debilitating health problems.

[–]i_love_my_rebel_flag 0 points1 point ago

Lol trust me, it doesn't take much cow to beat the living shit out of a person. I've seen my 6' 250 lb husband get mauled by a yearling calf. Cow are so much more dangerous that people give them credit for.

[–]shigie123 1 point2 points ago

despite steroidal use, his penis has not shrunk

[–]DrPingu76 1 point2 points ago

Beefcake..........BEEFCAAAAAAAAKE.

[–]lexicoykoi 0 points1 point ago

pig cow?

[–]seekingAnswers91 0 points1 point ago

I heard they do this for lean meat

[–]DazPatrick 0 points1 point ago

Steer bodybuilding?

[–]frogsickle 0 points1 point ago

Hawt tan lines.

[–]TheContrarian2 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that is some lean beef right there!

[–]whodeywant_flip 0 points1 point ago

That shit cray.

[–]smifft 0 points1 point ago

Putin's cow.

[–]RequiemStorm 0 points1 point ago

They tried to inject the Captain America serum into bovines to create an army. Didn't go so well because they were unable to boost intelligence.

[–]Futuristiczombie 0 points1 point ago

stud-ly cow

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

it's almost neopolitan

[–]Beeht 0 points1 point ago

He's in the real cow level...

[–]adsi 0 points1 point ago

That cow is

sunglasses

Beefed up.

[–]scrotlobe -1 points0 points ago

Another shining example of why I'm a vegan.

[–]dcmasta -1 points0 points ago

OMG It's Arnold Schwarzenegger from the Cow Universe.....

[–]jrwreno -2 points-1 points ago

This is what is know as a Belgium Blue! HUGELY expensive semen stock, this puppies really up the amount of beef you can get from your cattle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlwxML7HRSg

[–]jrwreno 1 point2 points ago

Also, the moron speaking in the video is not correct, good old Belgium Blues are due to MANNNNy generations of very selective breeding, very much like dogs.

[–]kayrakitten -3 points-2 points ago

dat beef

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