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[–]eat_your_brains 722 points723 points ago

I'm doing this to someone tomorrow. No question about it.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 638 points639 points ago

Your mom is going to be furious.

[–]yocourage 173 points174 points ago

or his cat

[–]runs_with_bacon 260 points261 points ago

[–]spazmodic- 142 points143 points ago

[–]ernesthelp 34 points35 points ago

Is it getting faster or am I going insane?

[–]Dyolf_Knip 23 points24 points ago

I'm telling you man, every seventh one is slower.

[–]Mighty_Ack 7 points8 points ago

The 70's weren't good to you, were they, Dyolf?

[–]misterpickles69 1 point2 points ago

Having just seen Cars for the 1st time the other day, upvotes for you two.

[–]Chimp96 1 point2 points ago

What you did there, I observed it.

[–]movie_man 1 point2 points ago

I've seeeen things maaaaan, like what you did there.

[–]HarlequinNight 1 point2 points ago

Im pretty sure they looped the it a few times within the gif, and then the gif repeats.

[–]anxiousalpaca 10 points11 points ago

both

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Who are you kidding? His cat would probably be ecstatic!

[–]icepenguin21 47 points48 points ago

But what's he using to blow the tp?

[–]KIND_DOUCHEBAG 79 points80 points ago

Leafblower, duh

[–]ohyeahbtw 201 points202 points ago

Playing with a reef blower? That is the most childish thing I have ever heard of.

[–]biggunks 38 points39 points ago

I understood you squidward.

[–]Nescent 49 points50 points ago

But it's fun!

[–]Lyrre 42 points43 points ago

Fun? How could you possibly have fun with that over-sized hair drier?

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

I said, 'bring only what you need to survive!"

[–]ETL4nubs 10 points11 points ago

My industrial strength hair dryer. AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT.

[–]danteortiz14 1 point2 points ago

Sir, you have quoted my favorite movie of all time. You are forever in my debt.

[–]GetHaggard 10 points11 points ago

I actually think its an self rolling extended paint roller

[–]Beefmittens 10 points11 points ago

it looks like a blow dryer but I've never seen one anywhere near that strong. Nearly took her head off.

[–]erveek 85 points86 points ago

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire two rolls or only one?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a leaf blower, the most powerful hairdryer in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[–]Reaper505 3 points4 points ago

This is hilarious

[–]kosif 1 point2 points ago

You magnificent bastard.

[–]icepenguin21 4 points5 points ago

I want to buy leaf blower, or even one of those electric air pumps first thing tomorrows

[–]helium_farts 1 point2 points ago

You won't regret it.

[–]Kewes1 12 points13 points ago

A vacuum cleaner on reverse, I think? Or maybe a leaf blower.

[–]teasnorter 116 points117 points ago

I've never seen a vacuum with reverse.

[–]Muff1nmanNZ 154 points155 points ago

You sir, have never lived.

[–]JacksAngryColon 129 points130 points ago

"It's Megamaid sir, she's gone from suck to blow!"

[–]Rellikten 22 points23 points ago

"suck, suck, suck, suck!"

[–]SYKoff 16 points17 points ago

I don't know if I like this comment more or that your name is a clever reference to fight club. either way upvote for you sir.

unrelated gif

[–]mitchmalloy[!] 15 points16 points ago

Watched this while listening to Caravan Palace. Was not disappointed.

[–]Borthwick 5 points6 points ago

Other people know who Caravan Palace is? Thank you, sir.

[–]phong3d 6 points7 points ago

You made my week. And upvotes for Caravan Palace, too!

[–]JacksAngryColon 2 points3 points ago

bow You are welcome on both accounts!

[–]Mofeux 1 point2 points ago

Well I'm not going to sleep tonight. O.o

[–]pixartist 1 point2 points ago

Does her nose have teeth ?

[–]GaryDuder 10 points11 points ago

ShopVac.

[–]AngryCod 1 point2 points ago

Can't be. It was too quiet. ShopVacs are really loud.

[–]chili_cheese_dog 2 points3 points ago

Turn your volume up.

[–]HotrodCorvair 1 point2 points ago

a wet/dry vac has a hose that can be taken from the suction side and put onto the exhaust side to make it a blower.

[–]R0SH 5 points6 points ago

Those big orange shop-vacs? They can do vacc or reverse I believe. On older ones anyway.

[–]NSskier90 4 points5 points ago

indeed the shop vaccs can go in reverse

[–]smartalco 6 points7 points ago

Generally it isn't a reverse, they just channel the air they suck in out the back through a hole the same size as the front, so you can stick the tube on the back and get a blower.

[–]covertc 7 points8 points ago

In other words, reverse.

[–]Engineer3227 1 point2 points ago

You've never seen a shop vac then have you?

[–]PsykickPriest 1 point2 points ago

How do you think your mom backs it into the closet after she's done cleaning up your Chee-tos crumbs?

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

Either it sucks, or it blows.

[–]bitGAMER 1 point2 points ago

shopvac.

[–]hypoid77 1 point2 points ago

It could be the blower out of a vacuum cleaner. They function by blowing with enormous force into the bag area, creating an area of suction underneath.

[–]dookieface 1 point2 points ago

think a hair dyer will work

[–]lxiir 14 points15 points ago

This, is amazing...

[–]bigmill 1 point2 points ago

I HAVE to do this tomorrow. I am going to wait until my neighbor comes home from work and hide in the bushes and run out and hit him with this.

[–]Argent213 23 points24 points ago

I don't think it'd be as funny to hit him with it. I suggest using it as shown in the gif.

[–]necrons_ftw 1 point2 points ago

Home depot shopping list

Battery powered leaf blower

Paint roller

Toilet paper

Duct tape.

[–]GuitarFreak027[S] 354 points355 points ago

Video, thanks to Garlakarl.

[–]magicmagininja 93 points94 points ago

whats the hat next to your username for?

[–]GuitarFreak027[S,M] 249 points250 points ago

Because I'm awesome.

[–]kcman011 55 points56 points ago

Slash is his hero.

[–]zoodiary8 17 points18 points ago

Yeah, Hero number one...

[–]Herp_in_my_Derp 25 points26 points ago

MY LIFE FOR AIUR

[–]Dr_HenryKillenger 6 points7 points ago

I LONG FOR COMBAT

[–]wjaitch 2 points3 points ago

You must construct additional pylons.

[–]BA_Start 46 points47 points ago

According to this post, you are S&M.

...wanna meet up for a good time?

[–]GuitarFreak027[S] 43 points44 points ago

Add me as a friend, and I'll bless you with my noodly appendage.

[–]BA_Start 51 points52 points ago

I said S&M, not FSM.

Eh, friended anyway.

[–]GuitarFreak027[S] 60 points61 points ago

You are blessed, my child

On another note, I'll bring the whips. You got the ball gag?

[–]hushnowquietnow 2 points3 points ago

Meatball gag?

[–]BetterWithButter 17 points18 points ago

oh you atheist youu..

[–]BA_Start 2 points3 points ago

Of course!

[–]Kewes1 10 points11 points ago

I never learned how to friend someone...

[–]GuitarFreak027[S] 5 points6 points ago

Click on their name, and click +friends on their page.

[–]piouspastafarian 2 points3 points ago

I think I have to steal this line...

[–]zoodiary8 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, you are...........

[–]Clockian 1 point2 points ago

I'm just going to blame you for that creepy Reddit alien I have the compulsion to hug now, okay?

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 0 points1 point ago

Can I have one?

[–]Gunski 31 points32 points ago

I love the Scarface voice.

"STOP IT"

"oke"

[–]Sloppy1sts 26 points27 points ago

Worth watching, people. Much funnier than the gif alone.

[–]jun2san 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. I watched it because of your recommendation. Totally agree. Way funnier than the gif.

[–]Abby__Normal 20 points21 points ago

Weird - I don't remember seeing this on Jersey Shore?

[–]Gunski 19 points20 points ago

You've SEEN Jersey Shore?

[–]deefees 5 points6 points ago

Duh, we all need something to make us feel better at some points in life.

[–]guy123 3 points4 points ago

I like that she's not pissed about the prank, just pissed that he's wasting TP.

[–]spazzmckiwi 10 points11 points ago

Wadsworth Constant applies.

[–]Mayor_Of_Boston 15 points16 points ago

his hair ruined it

[–]Tronaxious 1 point2 points ago

Genius.

[–]yes_im_slutty 1 point2 points ago

Also, couldn't help noticing between the laughs how nice her body is.

[–]alaskaman42 1 point2 points ago

one of the rare instances where I have actually LOL'd on /r/funny

[–]kcman011 167 points168 points ago

That sheer look of horror on that girl's face makes me almost want to do this to my wife. But, then again, I enjoy sex. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get any for a year if I did this.

[–]auxiliary-character 82 points83 points ago

I should do this to some random person in public.

[–]ipsumdolorsitamet 154 points155 points ago

But then you won't be able to have sex with that random person!

[–]E_N_Turnip 31 points32 points ago

That's ok, not like he had much of a chance anyways.

[–]abagofdicks 39 points40 points ago

He might even have a better chance. Great icebreaker.

[–]filbert227 37 points38 points ago

Hey babe. Want some toilet paper?

[–]JasonV3124 28 points29 points ago

Maybe you're in a multi-person unisex bathroom and the girl in the stall next to you needs some toilet paper. But you already dropped your deuce and can't get up to toss it over the wall because you have shit on your ass. Then it just so happens that you have this magnificent device to shoot it over the wall for you. Then, since you just saved her ass (literally), as a sign of gratitude, shes sleeps with you.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

That's too hard to set up.

Just discreetly follow her in, make a squiggly bed of toilet paper on the floor while she's in the stall, and when she comes out (it might be a while, because you were running a leaf blower and the echo in bathrooms is crazy and she had no idea what terrifying shit was going on out there, but be patient), you point to the bed you made, and you say "I made this for you."

Then gun the leaf blower for a couple seconds.

[–]epicblitz 1 point2 points ago

Or Hey Babe, I blow the TP and you suck my weewee? ......................... Okay i think i took that too far, im done

[–]brazen 33 points34 points ago

Maybe I'll do this to my wife. I only get sex about once a year anyway.

[–]wtfpwndd 13 points14 points ago

[–]FreddyShoppingCart 12 points13 points ago

That is the saddest subreddit I have ever seen :(

[–]kcman011 11 points12 points ago

Man, I feel for you bro.

[–]Novirtue 12 points13 points ago

You must make the sacrifice, for the greater good!

[–]kcman011 11 points12 points ago

I'm actually strongly considering it. I think it would piss her off royally until she saw the video. Then she'd know it came from reddit, and it'd piss her off even more. But I bet the karma would be sweet...

[–]Novirtue 10 points11 points ago

You must do it and record it first, lock the door behind you to avoid repercussion, upload it, post on reddit, unlock door, show it to her and have makeup sex after you hit front page.

[–]kcman011 24 points25 points ago

"Hey, honey, we made the front page!!!"

"FUCK YOU!"

"But...but...the front page."

"Fuck you and that website you're always on!"

Yeah, that wouldn't go over too well...

[–]RiskyChris 5 points6 points ago

What kind of dysfunctional relationship are you in where a funny prank would fuck up your sex life?

[–]pU8O5E439Mruz47w 1 point2 points ago

Horror? She just looks angry to me.

[–]James_Keenan 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately, if you watch the video you will see it is not fear or even anger. It is plain irritation. This attack is actually the second, and she's just upset at him for wasting so much toilet paper.

[–]SilencehasFallen 66 points67 points ago

She didn't look too happy..

[–]BetterWithButter 16 points17 points ago

that's the idea >:)

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

The whole channel is all about how they prank eachother, and since they're partners with youtube, they get hundreds of dollars from every video they post, so they probably won't be angry about those pranks for too long.

[–]WeeBabySeamus 64 points65 points ago

Funny thing is that she probably used the same amount of toilet paper in the past week.

[–]oncemoreforscience 18 points19 points ago

she? i think you mean she.

[–]BHSPitMonkey 2 points3 points ago

Week? I think he means day.

[–]WeeBabySeamus 6 points7 points ago

Damnit you're right. Edited.

[–]deadpanscience 3 points4 points ago

My parents came to visit me and went through 8 rolls of toilet paper in 4 days. I don't know how that is even possible.

[–]playswithknives 7 points8 points ago

I live with 3 women, and I think your estimate is on the light side.

[–]Tada-Forever 7 points8 points ago

If you watch the video, she's laughing the first time he does it. By the second time she wants him to stop wasting toilet paper.

[–]tonyvila 4 points5 points ago

But of you watch the end of the video, he apparently reverses the blower so it rolls the paper right back up. No waste!

[–]evan_t_nichols 97 points98 points ago

They see me rollin'

They hatin'

[–]therocketflyer 121 points122 points ago

They see me unrollin'

[–]Oxirane 88 points89 points ago

They still hatin'

[–]deefees 44 points45 points ago

Tryin' to catch my ass dirty

[–]foggart 14 points15 points ago

I must build it.

[–]seejenfly 5 points6 points ago

if you build it, they will scream.

[–]foggart 6 points7 points ago

Paint Roller: Check

TP: Check

Leaf blower: Check

Duct tape: Check

Oh yes, it will be done.

[–]kernozlov 10 points11 points ago

girlfriend. Che- OH WAIT!!!

[–]Bobxdd 27 points28 points ago

That person single-handedly revolutionized TPing.

[–]Aaron156 33 points34 points ago

PvP SAAAN.

[–]boingi2 17 points18 points ago

PvP is the worst. Getting 4 gated all the time.

[–]BetterWithButter 1 point2 points ago

Damn immortals!

[–]DeathByPanda 5 points6 points ago

SAAAAAN chips SAAAAN.

[–]ProfessorFang 57 points58 points ago

Dafuq? Is it on the end of a leaf blower?

[–]GuitarFreak027[S] 45 points46 points ago

Looks like it.

[–]420imcool69 14 points15 points ago

Maybe a shop vac.

[–]ProfessorFang 8 points9 points ago

I was thinking that too maybe... A leaf blower may be to powerful

[–]GuitarFreak027[S] 25 points26 points ago

Here's the video, it's a leaf blower.

[–]ProfessorFang 4 points5 points ago

I see, it's one of the little electric ones, that makes sense. Thanks man

[–]la77y 3 points4 points ago

Clearly on the end of an angry SO.

[–]Drunken_Economist 3 points4 points ago

Looks like a paint roller stuck in the end of a leaf blower.

[–]tylerhampton00 77 points78 points ago

Bro! TP stands for toilet paper!? Thats why they called it TP'ing a house! I always thought it was "teepeeing". Talk about a sudden clarity moment

[–]jared__ 43 points44 points ago

Just in case you didn't know this either: OJ = orange juice.

[–]DrNecessiter 48 points49 points ago

?? I though OJ stood for 'miscarriage of justice'?

[–]Andy_Feltersnatch 8 points9 points ago

Drink apple juice because OJ will kill you

[–]Fett2 1 point2 points ago

rimshot

[–]wtfpwndd 2 points3 points ago

Just in case you didn't know this either: PB&J = peanut butter and jelly.

[–]DerNarwhalFreitag 15 points16 points ago

What is it that those rolls are attached to?

[–]Chugaboy 30 points31 points ago

paint roller

[–]gcso 23 points24 points ago

Which is attached to a leaf blower

[–]TheMediumPanda 14 points15 points ago

What is the leaf blower attached to?

[–]BScatterplot 42 points43 points ago

Giant turtle.

[–]simian187 16 points17 points ago

What's the turtle attached to?

[–]BScatterplot 67 points68 points ago

It's turtles all the way down!

[–]gcso 15 points16 points ago

A 1975 Ford Pinto

[–]odwraca 7 points8 points ago

your mom

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

All the way down.

[–]kilkrod 3 points4 points ago

prankvsprank is awesome

[–]TuriGuiliano 5 points6 points ago

Prank vs. Prank make some pretty great and creative pranks. Her reactions are hilarious everytime.

[–]ShadowAssassin 5 points6 points ago

PvP SAAAN!

[–]Zhoen 11 points12 points ago

Fucking genius!

[–]hessbrewing 5 points6 points ago

Toilet Paper bukkake.

[–]Powderedhulk 5 points6 points ago

Immediately thought of Doom.

[–]OpticalRage 9 points10 points ago

PrankVSPrank... SAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

[–]LeDoink 1 point2 points ago

SAAAN-chips!

[–]babyraptor 2 points3 points ago

Oh she mad.

[–]artg1291 5 points6 points ago

DOPEFRESH NATION SAAAN

[–]manlytittysprinkles 2 points3 points ago

I would shit myself laughing if someone did this to me, which is convenient because...

[–]rdelamora1 4 points5 points ago

How did he rig the Nerf Gun to go off?

[–]Punkrocker333 4 points5 points ago

There are certain nerf guns that are electronic. Just hook it up to the switch the same way he did with the leaf blower.

[–]cthompsonguy 1 point2 points ago

Except that it uses batteries, which is DC, while the wall is AC. So either he's an electrician, or he cheated and is actually firing it himself.

[–]Drunken_Economist 4 points5 points ago

Guess I figured out what I'm doing this weekend.

[–]literacolax 1 point2 points ago

This made my day. Thank you.

[–]eagleapex 1 point2 points ago

Best thing ever

[–]ralphlizard 1 point2 points ago

SEH HELLO TO MA LIDDLE FRIEND

[–]y2kkmac 1 point2 points ago

Here's how to make one, courtesy of Kipkay and make magazine.

[–]PhuckYoPhace 1 point2 points ago

Just watched Season 4 of Breaking Bad. The camera mounted on the device led to a lot more tension than I expected.

[–]AnalogCatfish 1 point2 points ago

This is the only thing I've seen on the frontpage today that made me LoL.

[–]guitardude_04 1 point2 points ago

how is this worth getting mad over? I would not be mad if someone did this to me! I'd dance in it. You aren't hurting them! That girl looks like she's f'n pissed all to hell!

edit: I'm drinking and everyone seems mad as hell

[–]blakedev 1 point2 points ago

I have a new roll model.

[–]ayukhimets 1 point2 points ago

PVP SAAAAAN

[–]sourpussstev 1 point2 points ago

That's what she gets for leaving the kitchen.

[–]hurdur1 1 point2 points ago

Here's the full prank from the Prank vs Prank channel on Youtube.

PvP

[–]toomuch_or_notenough 1 point2 points ago

Why is she so mad? This looks awesome.

[–]zendick 1 point2 points ago

Ryobi 18v one+ 18v blower, paint roller, 2 rolls of cheap as shit single ply.

That will teach her to buy the good stuff next time.

[–]EnysAtSea 1 point2 points ago

My girlfriend would kill me for that. But the lols are worth it.

[–]JaxRiens 1 point2 points ago

Would be best if Flight of the Valkaries was playing.

[–]borntohula27 1 point2 points ago

This is my new favorite gif.

[–]Bizlemon 1 point2 points ago

I am crying at my desk right now, I am laughing so damn hard!

[–]justin_jenga16 1 point2 points ago

You can tell by her face it's not the first time

[–]flesh_pickle 6 points7 points ago

you just know she is cleaning that up

[–]Tyrant84 6 points7 points ago

Brazzers

[–]Cheddar_V 1 point2 points ago

The Phenomenauts bring something like this to all of their shows. It's called the Toilet Paperator.

http://www.eastbayexpress.com/ebx/best-live-band/BestOf?oid=1166395

[–]emceelane 2 points3 points ago

[–]Julius_Sleazer 1 point2 points ago

He-heh-She needs TP for her bunghole.

[–]Ihopeyoureadthis 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of GIRL TALK preforming at Coachella!