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Found this, thought r/atheism will appreciate it. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]bucketh3ad 41 points42 points ago

step step step

The haunting sounds of Jesus Christ climbing your piss stream to deliver a flip kick straight to your ungodly face.

[–]dizzyelk 10 points11 points ago

Best part of the comic right there

[–]Index_Fossil 10 points11 points ago

I fucking lost it right there.

[–]long_live_king_melon 2 points3 points ago

Did you find it?

[–]ravenouscraving 0 points1 point ago

Think! "If I were 'it', where would I be?"

[–]thephilski 0 points1 point ago

I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes...

[–]Spideux[S] 5 points6 points ago

I hope i never hear that sound when i go for a piss...

[–]LocalMadman 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was impressive how the Nazi keeps pissing even when some angry Jew was running across water at him with a pissed of expression. He must have had to piss REALLY bad.

[–]bucketh3ad 1 point2 points ago

Despite all his training, stopping the stream mid-flow was simply too difficult for that Nazi scum.

Some say that's why they lost the war.

[–]tnova 0 points1 point ago

This might be a good one for /r/nocontext

[–]fettsack 6 points7 points ago

Grammar nazi (not to be taken literally): "ficken" means "to fuck" as a verb but not as an interjection.

[–]Raspolozenje 1 point2 points ago

The artist knows. It's been since corrected.

[–]Firekracker -5 points-4 points ago

The correct term would be "Ficke!", but this word has developed within the last 10 or so years, so a nazi wouldn't be saying it.

[–]Kitsunebi 2 points3 points ago

Nope, a modern German in this situation would be using the English word 'Fuck!' as an exclamation. A Nazi 70 years ago...good old 'Scheiße!', perhaps? Also, great comic!

[–]Firekracker 0 points1 point ago

Usage of "Fuck!", "Ficke!", "Fickerei!", "der ganze Fick!" has been through the roof in the last few years lately. Personally I am guilty of saying all of these things instead of good old "Scheiße".

[–]ProfessorHoneycutt 8 points9 points ago

I read Jesus' line in the voice of Tom Jane saying "Milk and Eggs, Bitch"

[–]SteampunkCylon 3 points4 points ago

He's in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.

[–]Rumsey_The_Hobo 10 points11 points ago

As a Christian, I also appreciate this!(:

[–]GingerGeezus 4 points5 points ago

Blood of the lamb, motherfucker.

[–]GsB27 2 points3 points ago

I have never laughed harder.

[–]MauledByPorcupines 2 points3 points ago

"SHPOFF!"

[–]soundacious 1 point2 points ago

Just so! SHPOFF to you too!

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[–]Tabdelineated 0 points1 point ago

But if Jesus didn't believe in himself would that be blasphemy?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Downvoted because source isn't credited.

[–]Arcnsparc 12 points13 points ago

http://www.jesuschriststory.com/

[–]Tabdelineated 1 point2 points ago

Specifically

[–]Spideux[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for finding the source, i didn't find it on this website, but another.

[–]HiAsFuq 0 points1 point ago

If this shit was in the bible, I'd find Christians more logical.

Plus they'd probably actually read it for once.

[–]starve2act 0 points1 point ago

That's the one! Thanks. I knew I recognized it. I referenced it a few years ago, here. It never gets old.

[–]TheActualAWdeV 2 points3 points ago

Judging by the style it's made by Ethan Nicolle, but I don't know why or what's it called.

Same guy makes Axe Cop and Bearmageddon too. I almost wrote Bear Cop there which would probably be just as insanely badass as these two.

[–]Asaoirc 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't mind Bear Cop or Axemageddon, either.

[–]TheActualAWdeV 0 points1 point ago

Hah, axemageddon. Hadn't thought of that one yet. Sentient mutant axes?

[–]theipodthing 1 point2 points ago

This is awesome The most badass jesus ever

[–]someguy1290 1 point2 points ago

well now i don't know what to feel about christianity.

[–]gimmeurfood 1 point2 points ago

That's one poor nazi... why, Jesus, why??? He was just doing his job... :(

[–]lil_buddha 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, I'm getting mixed signals here...

[–]Relevantspite 0 points1 point ago

Wait, he can run on piss now?

[–]Hitthelights 1 point2 points ago

No one is safe.....

[–]GoneFishing36 0 points1 point ago

Never thought this would happen, but I have been enlightened by Jesus to sit down and pee.

[–]Javascap 0 points1 point ago

So, Jesus is a waterbender?

[–]Russian_Whiskey 0 points1 point ago

So Jesus is Naruto now? And he better bring me those 50 nazi scalps.

[–]fatpukis 0 points1 point ago

hahaha

[–]thebross9 0 points1 point ago

What the hell did I just read?

[–]Keepy 0 points1 point ago

Wrath of the Lamb.

[–]Couspar 0 points1 point ago

Kung Fu action jesus. Look him up

[–]Reaperdude97 0 points1 point ago

ACTION JESUS!

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

I love how the German says Ficken although that word isn't used in that way. It's basically like an English speaking person saying "Fucking" instead of just saying "Fuck".

[–]dangling_participles 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ; climbing up gravity's golden rainbow.

[–]Norse_Ginger 0 points1 point ago

Hitler and Germany were heavily Christian at the time.

Sorry to break it to you, but jesus loved them just as he loves every other biggoted bible humper out there.

Gott mit uns means God with us.

The holy spirit is god, god is jesus, jesus is the holy spirit. And jesus loved the nazis in terms of logic.

Edit: Spell check.

[–]reatter 5 points6 points ago

Gott mir uns means God with us.

I'm a German native speaker, and I have to correct you. It has to be

Gott mit uns.

btw: "Fuck!" CAN NOT be translated as "Ficken!" in the German language. "Scheisse!", which can also be "Shit!" in english, comes close.

[–]Norse_Ginger 1 point2 points ago

Thanks mate. I'll fix that up for you.

Also, I know some german and I too noticed the error in the comic.

[–]LOLatyourdemise -4 points-3 points ago

I came and started farting.

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