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Useful for driving at night, even for non-ent's. (imgur.com)

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[–]meg4pico 19 points20 points ago

For those who have night vision like mine:

http://imgur.com/40aqW

[–]Bendigeidfran 17 points18 points ago

I'm in the UK but this pretty much applies everywhere: be squeaky clean when it comes to driving, especially when you have weed in the car. This is the easiest way to avoid being pulled over. Make sure your brake lights are working, don't speed, make sure you're licensed, insured etc. etc.

A lot of people who get busted are initially just pulled over for a minor driving offense.

[–]paranoiattack151 9 points10 points ago

"don't break the law while breaking the law"

I read that on r/trees a while back and it really applies

[–]Kaboose1442 1 point2 points ago

Thats why i'm always a safe driver. Even though i don't usually carry anything on me its really not worth it in the end if you are ever pulled over. Plus don't smoke in your car if you have pipes, grinders, ect. in your car! Thats an automatic search that you can't say NO to.

[–]humanthepequenino 0 points1 point ago

My version is "don't break two laws at once"

[–]OhMyTruth 13 points14 points ago

This is what cop lights USED TO look like. Now they're expanding. At least in my area, I've seen all of the ones mentioned in the pic plus mustangs, camaros, corvettes, and even a toyota motherfucking camry.

[–]MaeBeWeird 2 points3 points ago

We have a minivan here. Back home they had a little beat up looking pickup truck. Thing could haul ass to chase you down though.

[–]Deershank415 38 points39 points ago

I have a much better tip... just drive safely :p don't analyze the freaking lights in your rear and side view mirrors. Just focus on the road in front of you and be safe.

[–]mason092 21 points22 points ago

Seriously, you shouldn't be driving like a moron until you notice cop headlights and then suddenly drive safely.

[–]Deershank415 6 points7 points ago

Exactly. This guy/girl gets it.

[–]patrimac 7 points8 points ago

came here to say this, not useful tip at all, you would just increase your chances of getting pulled over by not paying attention to the road and possibly getting into a crash.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

Crown vitorias are the ones here. Thanks

[–]meg4pico 4 points5 points ago

Where is here? I live in central California, and police cruisers vary by town. Crown Vic's are definitely most popular, but some towns have switched to Chargers.

[–]AKAMrWobbels 5 points6 points ago

All of the undercovers use chargers around here. No one else drives them here. Undercover cops are way too obvious.

[–]Ialmostthewholepost 8 points9 points ago

Always assume every car is a cop. Good rule to play by. And only break one law at a time.

[–]cortez22 8 points9 points ago

how the fuck am I suppose to remember this, and HIGH?

[–]evolhet 1 point2 points ago

I came here to comment to op but I'll say this to you instead. I was thinking about keeping it as a backround (or wallpaper, if you prefer), for your phone. Then put it up before you toke. Just an idea..

[–]cky12qxz -3 points-2 points ago

study it. not that hard.

[–]TheBlueButton 3 points4 points ago

Im going to see these everywhere now... Thanks...

[–]tromadz 4 points5 points ago

They all look the same to me. Also, screw taxis!

[–]TheBlueButton 1 point2 points ago

SECONDED!

[–]XXLpeanuts 2 points3 points ago

I must be too high or stupid to understand this.....

[–]ShlawsonSays 4 points5 points ago

It's so you can identify if the car behind you is a police car or not. Would be useful knowledge if your paranoia was kicking in ;)

[–]XXLpeanuts 1 point2 points ago

i think i got that, i just dont understand the pictures in relation to the lights...

[–]watershot 0 points1 point ago

Excellent tip

[–]Smotpoker 0 points1 point ago

We have one of These nearby. Gives me a chubby and scares me at the same time.

[–]warriah 0 points1 point ago

Where I live everyone needs to know these lights because a cop will pull you over just to find something wrong, if not they'll waste 20-30min of your time before you can leave.

[–]SteppedOnLegos 0 points1 point ago

You're a pala?!

[–]Karpuan -1 points0 points ago

Don't worry about cars with fog lights, cops never have em

[–]meg4pico 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately that is not true for all police vehicles. All of the police SUV's and Chargers in my area for sure do have fog lamps.

[–]BloodOfTheMexicans -1 points0 points ago

All the cops in my town drive Camaros so no help here

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