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[–]Toyotaobsession 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh fapping material of my childhood.

[–]rejectedstone[S] 0 points1 point ago

So you thought Atreyu is sexy?

[–]bringbackhairypussy 1 point2 points ago

How about you don't run red lights, asshole?

[–]rejectedstone[S] 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes the light turns yellow when I am already in the intersection. It is at precisely that moment I feel like the eyes are about to open, and I step on it, to get through before the laser beams get me.

[–]bringbackhairypussy 0 points1 point ago

Something doesn't add up. How do you see the yellow light when you are already in the intersection? And why are you worried about the light turning red? Shouldn't you have plenty of time if it's just turning yellow when you are already driving through? I think what you're actually doing is pushing your luck with the yellow lights, which is how people lose friends and family members. Please careful the fuck up.

[–]Dcoutofstep 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap that's an awesome movie

[–]5paceman5piff 0 points1 point ago

Which movie is it? I'm totally blanking

[–]Dcoutofstep 1 point2 points ago

Neverending Story

[–]smadesigns 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap, so true.