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[–]koomba26 56 points57 points ago

This is just plane wrong.

[–]PandaKid 23 points24 points ago

Oh good, a pun. This guy wins a standing aviation.

[–]RitalIN-RitalOUT 23 points24 points ago

I foresee this pun thread experiencing a little turbulence.

[–]Melodic_692 21 points22 points ago

The first two puns where funny, that last one crashed and burned though

[–]Midnight_Skye 19 points20 points ago

This pun thread is really...

taking off.

[–]spgtothemax 2 points3 points ago

Jeez, do I have to attendant you and your dumb pun thread?

[–]Midnight_Skye 1 point2 points ago

Hey, we could make a pilot about these puns!

[–]SchruteF4rm 1 point2 points ago

Take that pilot right to the top! In a blaze of glory!

[–]TheyreEatingHer 2 points3 points ago

Maybe we should just wing it?

[–]daframe2r 0 points1 point ago

WITH NO PREPARATION?! That's just plane reckless.

[–]Mustaka -1 points0 points ago

I am 100% sure this pilot would take right off.

[–]Midnight_Skye 0 points1 point ago

Right to the top of the sky?

[–]dylantrevor 5 points6 points ago

What kind of bagels do they sell at the world trade centre?

plane

[–]shake_the_bear 6 points7 points ago

I heard the last phone call made from the towers was to a pizza shop. Two large plains.

[–]zeohyr 3 points4 points ago

*did

FTFY

[–]MeowYouveDoneIt 1 point2 points ago

Knock knock, who's there?

Not the twin towers

These jokes don't fly here in america

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Your right, this is not cool. The person on the building end is at a distinct disadvantage since the airplane pieces are so hard to tell apart from one another. On a related note, if you Google "911 rule 34" page two offers up a picture of chess pieces. TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 10 points11 points ago

the buildings in real life were at a disadvantage as well.

[–]lexicoykoi 10 points11 points ago

if you notice though..most of those buildings are in Asia

[–]HarmonicMinorShred 0 points1 point ago

so it's aiight then ay

[–]lexicoykoi 0 points1 point ago

hey i never said that now

[–]PackieIX 2 points3 points ago

haha suck a dick america.

[–]J4Seriously 10 points11 points ago

Actually pretty cool

[–]Alaskansmoke 2 points3 points ago

its been ten years = funny

[–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 5 points6 points ago

VERY COOL. I want one!

[–]Xskills 1 point2 points ago

actually if think about it, this isn't just tasteless humor, but a representation of a giant abstract ideological battle since it's a game of chess and the white can win. The buildings look more they were from Dubai than the US.

[–]kinguzumaki 1 point2 points ago

Ionno...I'm fairly entertained...

[–]soapgoat 1 point2 points ago

this should be in /r/shutupandtakemymoney

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 2 points3 points ago

Two sets of airplanes would be.

[–]sirunclecid 1 point2 points ago

Are the pawns building 7? Haha

[–]seedofcheif 4 points5 points ago

yea malasia has a terrorist problem too you guys are just asshole assuming he was an american your like "all americans are raciss which by grouping americans makes YOU racist

[–]meepy12345 2 points3 points ago

Im American and I agree this country is on its way to hell.

[–]BoxOfHope 3 points4 points ago

I like how America is still butthurt over one attack on us but doesn't speak out against the abundance of deaths our country has caused. Brilliant.

[–]MichiganRedditor 0 points1 point ago

Ikr? Silly America

[–]Deadlyd0g -1 points0 points ago

Yes death tends to happen in a war. What did you expect airsoft rifles to be fielded?

[–]no_uh -5 points-4 points ago

So what's your definition of caused?

[–]synicalx1 7 points8 points ago

Bombing cities indiscriminately and occupying other countries tends to cause some casualties.

[–]cheblehbleh 2 points3 points ago

And local problems, those lead to civil war.

[–]Hovsky -2 points-1 points ago

Bombing cities indiscriminately

Seriously bro? This isn't WWII. Unless of course, you are talking about WWII. But you'd be hard pressed to consider that an unjust war on the part of the allies.

[–]loveporkchop -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah. Dont be silly. It's the enemies that bomb things "indiscriminantly". Americans bomb things with "precision". For real.

The hard part would be explaining that to many people in Panama, Kuwait, Somalia, Bosnia, Sudan, Afghanistan, Yugoslavia, etc.

[–]Hovsky 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, there's totally no middle ground here. Indiscriminately is far from accurate (pun intended) whereas your definition of precision sounds kind of unrealistic when it comes to war.

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[–]philhealy127[S] 3 points4 points ago

Not one thing you just said should ever be said again by anyone. What are you, 85 years old?

[–]Deadlyd0g 1 point2 points ago

Ah a person who does not understand the vast leap from virtual to reality. Fucking idiot.

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[–]TheWhite2086 0 points1 point ago

What? Now who is putting words in other people's mouth? There is no part of any of that guy's posts that I can see that says that he thinks that a kid playing chess would get the idea to fly a plane into a building from it. Now I could be wrong here, but I think what he is saying is that video games are virtual (much like chess) and don't cause people to go out and shoot others any more than chess with planes would cause kids to try to fly them into buildings.

As for the question about an 8 year old that plays CoD wanting to shoot a gun if he got the opportunity, sure, that is something that might happen, same as if I got asked if I'd like to test drive a Ferrari on a track I would say "hell yes". It is human nature to want to try new things. In the specific case of a child who plays an FPS shooting a gun, it is a test that has been done. AFAIK only one child was used so it isn't the most accurate test in the world so take this with a grain of salt, not all kids would react the same. Under the supervision of his mother and a qualified army instructor he was shown how to hold a rifle, take the safety off and fire a shot at standard target paper with a human shape on it. The gun was the loaded for him and the safety engaged. With instructor helping him and his mother watching, he aimed the gun using sandbags as a support, took the safety off and fired a single shot and put the gun down. When asked if he wanted to take another shot, he mutely shook his head, ran to his mother and burst into tears. Yea, FPS games had really given that kid a love for guns and shooting. Again, that was a single test done with a single kid so no, I'm not going to claim it as absolute proof of anything, it would be silly to take one small bit of anecdotal evidence and hold it up as anything other than an isolated case but that kid will very likely go back to playing CoD or Halo and will also likely never want to shoot a gun again.

[–]TheWhite2086 -1 points0 points ago

Do a little bit of research before you post. There is no evidence that any violent video game has ever had any effect on anyone that caused them to become more violent. That being said, I do agree that this picture in no way crosses any line either

[–]Hovsky 0 points1 point ago

False, there is research that corroborates that, the book Killology seems rather interesting, for example. Nonetheless, that doesn't mean anyone can ''blame'' video games, and saying they put terroristic weaponry in children's hands is way out of line.

[–]TheWhite2086 0 points1 point ago

Proof. Give me one piece of hard evidence that any major act of violence has been caused or influenced by video games. "there is research that corroborates" is not enough. Link me to the research and make sure it isn't the crap 'research' that says "person X had game Y and did act Z therefore game Y caused act Z". I don't want anything that correlates games and violence, I want something that proves that games were a major contributing factor

[–]Hovsky 0 points1 point ago

I don't personally think video games are to blame for violence, so I have no interest in trying to prove it to you. i mentioned killology, look it up yourself? I was merely commenting on

do a little bit of research before you post. there is no evidence etc etc

[–]TheWhite2086 0 points1 point ago

I said there is no evidence, you said there is. I'm not asking you if you personally think that games cause violence, I'm asking you to back up your claim that there is solid evidence. I ignored your suggestion of Killology last time because there was no evidence, it's not that I didn't look at it, it's that it didn't help your claim at all but since you aren't willing to back up your claim that

there is research that corroborates that [violent video games are a factor in violent crime] with any other source, I guess I need to argue against the one that you gave me

Killology... I don't know where to start on that site. I can find no evidence of causation. Some correlation but that doesn't prove anything. I have read the entire article "teaching our kids to kill". First off, the only person he directly quotes in his article is himself and hi co-authors. There is not a single quote that is attributed to anyone other than Grossman & <someone> and in his reference list over half of them are himself. If that was submitted as a university paper it would be an instant fail, there is no science anywhere in the article and no evidence that anyone other than the author agrees with it.

"[Michael Carneal] stole a .22 pistol, fired a few practice shots, and took it to school. He fired eight shots at a high school prayer group, hitting eight kids"

They are trying to claim that playing games made this kid a crack shot by citing 8 shots and 8 hits but they fail to point out the part where he shot into A GROUP of people. He wasn't picking them off one by one, he was firing into a group of people. Getting 100% hit rate when you have a bunch of targets closely packed is nowhere near the level of accuracy that they are claiming not to mention the part where they say nothing about what range he was at. Additionally, only three of the shots were killshots. So, no proof there that games teach accuracy, merely some conjecture and spin.

OK, so game my not teach the skills to kill but they introduce the ideas right?

Where does a 14-year-old boy who never fired a gun before get the skill and the will to kill? Video games and media violence.

A better indicator of the problem is the aggravated assault rate -- the rate at which human beings are attempting to kill one another. And that has gone up from around 60 per 100,000 in 1957, to over 440 per 100,000 by the mid-1990’s

Seems pretty conclusive right? Pity the statistics are picked and chosen to say what he wants them to say. Forced Rape in the US over the same period of time went from 9.6 in 1960 to about 40 in the mid 90's. Aggravated assault increased by about 7 times where rape increased by about 4 times, I can't think of a single game off the top of my head that encourages rape. Flat numbers mean nothing, yes, aggravated assault has increased over that time period, but so has every other crime. In 1960, about 58% of all violent crime was aggravates assault, in the mid 90's it was a whopping 60% meanwhile, murder went from 3% to 1%. Grossman's argument is that murder isn't a good statistic to use because a lot of what would have been murders are now aggravated assault due to better life saving techniques so that means that there are now more aggravated assaults than there would have been 30 years ago and that those assaults are being caused by games and other media. Well, the percentage that murder dropped by is the exact same percentage that assault went up by. OK, so we are better at saving lives, point proven, there is solid statistical data but that doesn't prove anything about the cause of the crimes, if anything, it proves that assault has increased by the same amount as violent crimes overall, for Grossman's argument to hold any water, assault would need to have gone up by more than other crimes.

the explanation for it has to be some new factor that is occurring in all of these countries

there is only one new variable that is present in each of these nations... media violence being presented as “entertainment” for children

Wow, that sounds like a solid argument, can you give me some data to back it up? No, no data? OK, let me have a look for myself, see if I can find any other factor that is common to most countries. Well, population is rising. The difference in income between the top 10% and the bottom 10% is increasing. Average age is increasing. Military spending is going up. So, there are things other than violent media that are increasing at the same time as violent crimes but the only one that is being picked on is the media, hell, the amount of trees in America is increasing but it would be stupid to blame them. I have said it before but I will say it again ** CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION**. Earthquake frequency above 6.9 has increased by about double in the years between 1980 and 2010. In the same period of time, the percent prison population in Australia has just about doubled. Does this mean that the higher percentage of Australians are in jail, the more earthquakes we have? Of course it doesn't, noone would be stupid enough to actually suggest that, why then can we claim that because both violent crime and violent media are increasing, one must be causing the other without some form of evidence? Even if one was causing the other, it is just as likely that the rise in violet crime is causing the rise in violent media. Without evidence of a direct causal link between the two, all we can say is that they are both increasing.

there is only one new variable that is present in each of these nations... media violence being presented as “entertainment” for children

This statement is so wrong, I needed to quote it twice.

the fact that all forms of media violence, whether on TV or in film and video games, have become more and more graphically brutal and sensational.

Violence as entertainment is not new nor is it more graphic than ever before. Roman gladiatoral combat was epicly violent and far more 'graphically brutal' than even the most sophisticated graphics engine today can produce. Before we had TV we had fairy tales which were far more horrific back then than they are today. The Pied Piper drowned all the children in an entire village. Red Riding Hood and her Grandmother get eaten by the wolf, end of story. In Snow White, the prince steals her (seemingly) dead body and she only wakes up because of the motion of his horse and the queen gets forced to dance until she dies in red hot iron shoes. Hansel and Gretal slice open the witches throat in order to escape. In 1939 we got movies like Death Rides the Range (go watch it and tell me it isn't every bit as violent as anything modern). In 1980 we got Cannibal Holocaust which starts off with the warning

The following motion picture contains intense scenes of extreme violence and cruelty. As distributors of this film, we wish to state with absoloute sincerity that by no means do we condone the artistic decisions employed by the makers of this film.

How violent does a film have to be to elicit that warning? In the making of that film seven animals were killed six of them were killed ON SCREEN. Not faked deaths, no special effects or camera tricks, the actual animals that we see die were actually killed. *A coati is killed with a knife. *A turtle is dragged to shore, where it is then decapitated and its limbs, shell, and entrails are removed and it is cooked and eaten *A large spider is killed with a machete. *A snake is killed with a machete. *A squirrel monkey has the top of its skull chopped off with a machete. *A pig is kicked twice and then shot in the head with a shotgun at close range.

TL:DR There are no statistics that show anything other than a mild correlation between video game violence and real violence but there re also correlations between completely unrelated things. Violence in media as entertainment is not new or any more bruatal than throughout human history, these claims by Grossman aren't even arguable like some of the others, they are flat out wrong.

Once again I say, there is no evidence that violent video games (or any other violent media) has any real effect that can be linked to real world violence. There is not one shred of actual proof that any violent crime has been influenced at all by entertainment media of any kind, if you honestly belive that I am wrong, if you really belive that there is any research that proves me wrong, please post it up. I'm not asking you to prove to me that video games are to blame for violence, I am asking you to prove to me that there is any legitimate research to back up the claim.

[–]Hovsky 0 points1 point ago

I should've been more clear. I meant research that thinks it supports it. I thought it was clear that, since I think their position is bullshit, I thus dismiss most of their evidence, and find it insufficient.

I really don't know why you're arguing with someone who agrees with you.

There is not one shred of actual proof that any violent crime has been influenced at all by entertainment media of any kind

Though, to this, since you make it so specific, some kids have actually said after their crime that it was a game, but that doesn't show a larger trend, so don't freak out on me here. Has it helped along a few stray cases? I'd say yes, but ones that were already fucked in the head. Does it on any large or significant scale really contribute to violence? Of course not.

[–]TheWhite2086 0 points1 point ago

I get that you think that their point of view is BS, that is why I am asking you to show me the studies that you have seen and I haven't that contain this proof. The part that I am disagreeing with you over it the existence of evidence, I simply have not seen it. I have seen a few things that claim to have evidence (like the Killology link you provided), my long post was mostly aimed at arguing against that site rather than you, sorry if it came across as me arguing against you instead.

some kids have actually said after their crime that it was a game

Some kids have also claimed to be influenced my music (everything from rap to classical have been cited as influence for violent crime and suicide) but, for the most part, noone really takes those seriously. Perhaps I shouldn't have been so specific when I was talking about the overall effect, it is a valid point that you bring up that some kids have attributed their actions to games, I am fairly sure that those kids were messed up to begin with and would have eventually snapped with or without games, on top of that, some of them were just looking for a scapegoat, something to get them out of trouble (kinda like some insanity pleas) and given that witness testimony is known to be one of the least credible forms of evidence it all adds up to there being no scientific evidence that video games were much of a factor at all. At least in my mind, this is why I am asking for scientific evidence.

Again, I'm sorry if I came across as arguing against you personally rather than the material you suggested that I read and I admit that I may have been a bit too specific in my claim.I blame the fact that the post was written at 3am for me not presenting my meaning as clearly as I might like.

I retract the overly specific part and amend it to "There is no scientific evidence that there is a direct causal link between violent video games and a rise in violent crime".

[–]Hovsky 1 point2 points ago

The part that I am disagreeing with you over it the existence of evidence, I simply have not seen it.

I should've been more clear. I meant research that thinks it supports it

Excellent, now we agree then :P

my long post was mostly aimed at arguing against that site rather than you, sorry if it came across as me arguing against you instead.

Lol. I was like ''what'd I do? Why do you hate me? :(" haha. And yeah, even though I remembered disagreeing with him, I'd forgotten how most of it was just garbage. All I remembered was that I thought it was an entertaining read. Now I recall the main thing I actually liked about that page was his discussion on training tactics/reflexes/etc.

I blame the fact that the post was written at 3am for me not presenting my meaning as clearly as I might like.

Apart from the fact that I wasn't sure why you were angry with me (heh so it seemed) it was actually very well written - 9/10: would refer to your argument in the future.

I retract the overly specific part and amend it to "There is no scientific evidence that there is a direct causal link between violent video games and a rise in violent crime".

We are in agreement. Also, damn near perfect wording there, bru.

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[–]TheWhite2086 0 points1 point ago

Burden of proof is on the person making the claim, in this case, you have made the claim (indirectly) that video game violence is a bad thing. You are the one who need to prove it. For the record, I have searched high and low for anything that gives rational, scientific proof of this and I have never found any article or paper that was anything other than sensationalism, propaganda and conjecture. If I had ever found anything to the contrary I would not have made this post. There is no proof of causation, there may be some correlation but that is meaningless, 100% of all people who have ever committed a violent crime have drunk water in their life, that is not proof that water causes violence

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[–]TheWhite2086 0 points1 point ago

So I keep putting words in your mouth? (I commented on one thing that you didn't directly state). Your statement about 'putting terrorist weapons into their virtual hands' was an indication (to me) that you were of the opinion that violent video games cause. OK, I could have been wrong, turns out I wasn't so I got a bit lucky, if you had turned around and told me that I had got it wrong and that you weren't even remotely thinking about video game violence or that it was just a random, meaningless joke and I would have apologized for making a false accusation and moved on. So, I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions about you and taking your comment out of context, that wasn't right of me.

You say there are studies which prove links to aggression, would you please link me to one that scientifically proves this link? I cannot find one anywhere and I honestly want to know. I will admit that I am fairly bias towards the video games side of the argument but I do not want to be someone who only listens to one side of the argument, I want to know the other side, the side that claims there is proof of causal link between violent video games and violence, and make a decision based on arguments from both sides. Once again, I ask you to show me this proof because I simply cannot find it.

Maybe I should have said that correlation without evidence of causation are meaningless and that correlation is not evidence of causation. I understand that the drinking water comment is on a different level, that was the point of the comment. It was designed to be ridiculous, it was meant to be a little over the top. I can also find meaningless correlations between other unrelated activities as evidence that you need to have proof of causation, not just correlation.

I've seen people punch walls over the loss of a video game.

And I have seen otherwise docile people throw tennis racquets over a missed shot and hurl poker chips and punch tables over a lost hand.Hell, the time I have probably been the most afraid for my life was when I had someone threaten me with a broken coke bottle because I screwed up a throw of a frisbee. If seeing someone get irrationally angry over something small counts as evidence, then I propose, based on personal experience, that tennis, poker and frisbee are all causes for violent crime

putting guns in kids' hands, fake or not, cause habits and habits lead to aggression and the like. Habits include obsession over guns and gun culture.

Because that wan't around before video games? I submit for your consideration, a document written in 1789, The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

If there wasn't a significant gun culture at the time there would have been no reason to write it. That document is solid evidence that guns and gun control were matters of importance over 200 years ago. I'm sorry, but unless you can show me proof that gun culture has significantly increased since the introduction of video gaming then your point is pretty much invalid.

I want to say this again. I honestly want to see the proof that you say is out there. I am not blindly pushing my agenda I am really trying to get an understanding of the other side of the argument. I have tried and I can not find the proof that you say is out there, maybe I am just bad at finding it, it is a possibility that I am just not looking in the right places so please PLEASE if you have the proof, show it to me.

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[–]TheWhite2086 0 points1 point ago

Did he set out to shoot you? Can you positively say that if he had gained access to the gun that he would not have accidentally shot you without games? If anything, this story helps to disprove the FPS=killing simulator argument. If games really were good for training people in how to shoot then he either wouldn't have shot you, or would have done a better job of it. If games caused violent tendencies then instead of playing with a gun and had it go off because he didn't know what he was doing, he would have aimed at you and deliberately shot you.

[–]knighmare 0 points1 point ago

Allright, this is the funniest chess board ever.

[–]glowiestars 0 points1 point ago

I agree

[–]Workel 1 point2 points ago

Want.

[–]bedhead_numbah3 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, it took me a minute to figure out what going on, but this is sooo fucking hilarious!!

Relax, I'm full American. My father was born in England and mother Mexico, I am not a terrorist, I just think America needs to get over this bull shit. Oh no! your going to down vote me and and all of my other posts because I'm speaking the truth! PISS OFF.

[–]LionEyes 0 points1 point ago

Down vote you I did.

[–]blueGOLDeagle 0 points1 point ago

Do you know what else is now cool? This repost

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[–]Uitklapstoel 0 points1 point ago

I kinda saw that one coming.

[–]ichigo2862 0 points1 point ago

too soon?

[–]enzymhelicase 0 points1 point ago

The board should be shifted 90 degrees,The black king must be on the e file and on a white square

[–]Interfaced84 0 points1 point ago

I work with a guy called Phil Healy, true story.

[–]WilWheatonsAbs 0 points1 point ago

Hey, at least this gives the buildings a fighting chance.

[–]Eh_there 0 points1 point ago

Where can I buy!!!

[–]boshee 0 points1 point ago

Very cool.

[–]Evildevil666 0 points1 point ago

I like to boil mudslimes in a pool of gasoline LOL

[–]foodandart 0 points1 point ago

So you just make sure you are a better chess player than the person who gets the black pieces.

[–]Vondruke 0 points1 point ago

I think the stats are slightly in favor of white pieces winning anyway.

[–]memorex11235 0 points1 point ago

So you are telling me that I can destroy planes with buildings now? Well fuck logic I guess.

[–]Evildevil666 -2 points-1 points ago

vvv camelsucking mudslime

[–]chingyduster -1 points0 points ago

Balalalalalalala

[–]Vivilili -2 points-1 points ago

Wow ... :(((