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Just being safe. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]FromaLand 155 points156 points ago

Bangin' ass belly button ring.

[–]Breathing_Balls 42 points43 points ago

I lost my train of thought after bangin' ass. What was the next bit?

[–]whatkindofasshole 17 points18 points ago

Doesn't matter

[–]FLAkz 21 points22 points ago

DM;BA

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 3 points4 points ago

Go on.

[–]red321red321 85 points86 points ago

melisandre doesn't wear one of those

her vagina is dark and full of terrors

[–]Cyber-6 8 points9 points ago

But the penis of light scares them all away.

[–]Maroon11 0 points1 point ago

If this prevented melisandre from ever approaching me, I would get this piercing.

I am a man, and unashamed

[–]Aster666 106 points107 points ago

Wet dream catcher.

[–]JFoggers 24 points25 points ago

Do girls get wet dreams?

[–]imsoup 61 points62 points ago

Yes! They are quite lovely.

[–]Why_U_NO_Upvote 33 points34 points ago

go on

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[–]Breathing_Balls 22 points23 points ago

I wish my end was in it.

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[–]Breathing_Balls 15 points16 points ago

I'm done. A record at 57 seconds.

AFK

Off for a wipe.

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[–]RarneyBubble 2 points3 points ago

I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW BABE. I PROMISE. I JUST GOTTA GET TO WORK RIGHT NOW. BYE

[–]Olukon 1 point2 points ago

Or was it...

sunglasses

...just the tip?

Oh god, that was terrible...

[–]MasonNowa 6 points7 points ago

What's wrong with a man having a belly button ring.

[–]Mister_fister1[S] 0 points1 point ago

Could be my girlfriend

[–]Breathing_Balls -1 points0 points ago

What's wrong with a man having your girlfriend?

[–]hypnot0de 4 points5 points ago

Who's to say it's a girl at all?

[–]OmegaSeven 26 points27 points ago

Anatomy mostly.

[–]shibblywibbly 16 points17 points ago

Like, wow, you just implied non-cis female-to-male-to-female-to-male-backToFemaleAgain transgendered unique snowflakes weren't actually female after their last male to female assignment surgery.

Way to be progressive. You racist.

[–]The_True_Zecret 2 points3 points ago

Pretty sure you mean sexist...I think...

[–]lost2darkness 1 point2 points ago

I think I love you.. you not implying gender of course.

[–]Mister_fister1[S] 0 points1 point ago

Very true...

[–]Drunken_Economist 91 points92 points ago

"In case" is two words.

[–]GeneralWarts 40 points41 points ago

Cause you know.

[–]DarnTheseSocks 18 points19 points ago

Cause you know: comforting frightened vaginas.

[–]Breathing_Balls 10 points11 points ago

Where can I join the "Comforting Frightened Vaginas" support group?

I shall take my role with a stern seriousness.

[–]vertigo1083 5 points6 points ago

I too, would like to join this group. I would dive in, head first.

[–]Ronald_McFondlled 2 points3 points ago

its on facebook. ninja edit: wow there is literally a page called comforting frightened vaginas. wow.

[–]thecreamofthecrop 1 point2 points ago

Can't be too stern, you have to go in a little bit flaccid- there's a happy medium

[–]Xilef540 0 points1 point ago

ComfortingFrightenedVaginas dot tumblr dot com

[–]callupchuck 3 points4 points ago

"Causeyou" is one word.

[–]mr-peabody[!] 8 points9 points ago

Encase your vagina. Gets nightmares.

[–]immatellyouwhat 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if the apple accessory maker Incase had anything to do with that. I find myself spelling it wrong all the time. Excellent cases btw.

[–]thighslikewhat 42 points43 points ago

Creamcatcher

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 12 points13 points ago

My vagina hasn't had nightmares and woken up crying since I stopped reading literotica late at night.

[–]PANDAemic 8 points9 points ago

Are you sure the dreams didn't stop due to a different change in lifestyle? Perhaps reflected in your name?

[–]InappropriatelyGay 4 points5 points ago

I can tell you for sure my vagina doesn't get nightmares!

[–]kowtownow 7 points8 points ago

I feel like that charm is going to get caught on...things

[–]panaflax 17 points18 points ago

Vagina Nightmares was the name of my band in high school

[–]Breathing_Balls 19 points20 points ago

But they had to disband due to periods on menstral tension.

[–]_angel 1 point2 points ago

If I had a band I'd name it Vagina Dentata just to scare the guys.

[–]PR43T0R14N 20 points21 points ago

To ward off the spirits of those who have cum before

[–]BohmaJenkins 12 points13 points ago

Kind of cool for a belly button ring.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

or maybe just cause they like dreamcatchers, you douchecanoe

[–]Regulith 12 points13 points ago

I have mixed feelings about this comment. On one hand it seems unnecessarily hostile, but on the other hand you used the word "douchecanoe".

[–]Littleabby12 32 points33 points ago

I think it's cute, I would wear it.

[–]Fangs78 21 points22 points ago

... says Littleabby....12

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[–]Cuplink 9 points10 points ago

nice....

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[–]tehreklaw 11 points12 points ago

So everyone that is elderly is a gross old man...oh the wisdom of 17 year olds.

[–]surfnaked 8 points9 points ago

Elderly being over 25.

[–]bramannoodles 6 points7 points ago

You don't say?

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[–]PANDAemic 10 points11 points ago

Don't worry, that anger flash from those hormones proves your age.

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[–]PANDAemic 8 points9 points ago

Err, you're the one who called someone fuck face for no good reason I can see. You should also take note I've made no other assertions about teenagers or you outside of the fact that you are a teen, which was the point you wanted to prove...

[–]SumiR 0 points1 point ago

I might just be stupid, but a masters in art at 17?

Congrats!

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[–]bramannoodles 10 points11 points ago

Well, I was going to say you're acting like a child, but I could be wrong. It's hard to be sure with all of this fuck in my face.

[–]blargthe2 9 points10 points ago

Whoa, this thread takes me back to my YouTube days so hard.

[–]Fangs78 0 points1 point ago

no... joke happened.

[–]Java13 2 points3 points ago

Sergio!

[–]BonTonVon 2 points3 points ago

I got one one over my dick after seeing the movie "Teeth". Poor guy was so traumatized

[–]chilibarbados 2 points3 points ago

Maybe someone fell asleep during nom nom's?

[–]a_Light_in_The_Dark 2 points3 points ago

Damn, I thought it was cute. It depends on the occasion, but I don't think it's a stupid idea.

[–]emilyblayney 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was really cute, I looked up 'dream catcher naval ring' and bought one online :$

[–]decodersignal 2 points3 points ago

At least it's better than dream catchers on the rear view mirror of the car.

[–]the_canucks 1 point2 points ago

my thoughts exactly

[–]mrgnome1538 1 point2 points ago

girl in my school just posted a picture like this....

[–]Hookhand 1 point2 points ago

"incase" is not a word.

[–]Dstroyrofwrlds 1 point2 points ago

FACT: Vagina terrors are the #1 cause of obesity in the United States.

[–]mysticrudnin 1 point2 points ago

Well damn, that's what I call my penis.

[–]likeBruceSpringsteen 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]pronebark 1 point2 points ago

Or gives them.

[–]Blinker1990 1 point2 points ago

Dramatic twist: its a man's belly button. Fappers, do you feel bad now?

[–]formerly_LTRLLTRL 1 point2 points ago

The grammar makes me want to vomit. "Cause"..."Incase"..."gets nightmares".

[–]gorbok 1 point2 points ago

"Dreamcatchers work. If your dream is to be gay." - Demetri Martin

[–]kralrick 1 point2 points ago

She must listen to Third Eye Blind's Semi Charmed Life.

[–]ragnaROCKER 1 point2 points ago

that is not a dream catcher.

that is an entirely different kind of catcher.

[–]TimesWasting 1 point2 points ago

Another reason I'm jealous of women. I'd rock this look everyday if I could :(

[–]ILiveInNYC 2 points3 points ago

What does that symbol mean? I've seen it 10 times in the past week. People have it on their wall or have been getting it tattooed. wtf does it mean.

[–]TurgidMeatWand 3 points4 points ago

Just curious what kind of area do you live in? I'm only asking because it seems like dream catchers are more prevalent in small towns, than in suburbs and larger cities.

[–]amonkeyburgundy 2 points3 points ago

I didn't realize there were people who didn't know what dream catchers were! Then I realized that I've never lived in anything but smaller towns/cities in my life.

[–]TurgidMeatWand 1 point2 points ago

It could just some weird observation bias on my part, in that there are less things to take in that would crowd out dream catchers in smaller towns than in larger cities.

[–]amonkeyburgundy 2 points3 points ago

Good point. Maybe also has something to do with less concentration of Native American culture? I lived in a small town most of my life where there were pow-wows every year, where they sold hand-made moccasins, dream catchers, drums, turquoise jewelry and whatnot.

[–]Snatland 7 points8 points ago

More info here.

I think really the main reason you see them everywhere is simply because they are pretty.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

NO THEY ARE TO WARD OFF EVIL SPIRITS EXCLUSIVELY AND THIS GIRL IS DUMB HAHA

[–]order66survivor 2 points3 points ago

And because people are really into cultural appropriation.

[–]tom_mandory -2 points-1 points ago

That's pretty obscure, even for Reddit

[–]SovereignAxe 5 points6 points ago

Not that obscure. Especially if you live anywhere near an Native American reservation.

Or if you've ever heard of or watched the Stephen King novel or movie by the same name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamcatcher_(novel)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamcatcher_(film)

[–]greaseballheaven 0 points1 point ago

Or if you live in the USA at all? Everyone knows what dreamcatchers are.

[–]SovereignAxe 0 points1 point ago

lol well, that's what I thought, but apparently that's not the case.

Unless tom_mandatory isn't from the US.

[–]Da_Snail 1 point2 points ago

European here and everyone I know also knows what a dream catcher is.

[–]SovereignAxe 1 point2 points ago

Then I give up. I guess some people just live under a rock.

[–]greaseballheaven 0 points1 point ago

What?

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[–]ZapActions-dower 12 points13 points ago

Dreamcatchers have been popular for years and years. This isn't something new.

[–]greaseballheaven -1 points0 points ago

They have been, but they are also extremely popular with hipsters right now, at least in America. Three years ago I didn't see armies of people between 14-24 with dreamcatchers dangling from their necks and printed on their shirts

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

You may be confusing hipsters with hippies.

[–]greaseballheaven 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, but you obviously have no idea what you're talking about./s

[–]GenericRush 0 points1 point ago

Teeth.

[–]likeBruceSpringsteen 0 points1 point ago

Yup. My thoughts exactly.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 1 point2 points ago

It keeps the babies away.

[–]blitzkrieg129 0 points1 point ago

Hey man, PTSD will give someone some serious nightmares. And after what that vagina has seen... I'm sure it needs all the help it can get!

[–]DocTex 0 points1 point ago

What if the vagina is the nightmare of someone else? Does it keep it from getting out?

[–]SoulPoleSuperstar 0 points1 point ago

I thought the dream killer/catcher was located inside the female belly.

[–]CommonMan_Mike 0 points1 point ago

I guess Stephen King is a writing a sequel to Dreamcatcher.

[–]Reductive 0 points1 point ago

"Because in case" is not valid english.

[–]Bucky_G0ldstein 0 points1 point ago

vagina dentata

[–]monkeysmadness 0 points1 point ago

*In case

[–]liquidben 0 points1 point ago

You can never be too safe. Those things can be haunted.

[–]gmale9000 0 points1 point ago

Incase?

[–]Se7enLC 0 points1 point ago

They're called "Vaginamares", and they are real.

[–]ienjoyedit 0 points1 point ago

So I see you've met Incase, Alot's less commonly-mentioned cousin.

[–]carlings 0 points1 point ago

Kiss under the mistletoe

[–]chodechugging 0 points1 point ago

Look up the supposed symbolism for Fuseli's nightmare painting, it...sort of relevant.

[–]darkscream 0 points1 point ago

happens once a month, doesnt it?

[–]Beafsteak 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about that, but I will give it shivers!

[–]pinkythug 0 points1 point ago

My Pussy's gone crazy

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

"Incase????

[–]pinkylemonade 0 points1 point ago

is that supposed to be a new form of contraception?

[–]FeloniousD 0 points1 point ago

Relevant user name.

[–]Dark_Waters 0 points1 point ago

Nah, it's for the baby.

[–]aoskunk 0 points1 point ago

i think that would help your vagina remember its dreams.

[–]thelias 0 points1 point ago

hmmm...i bought my girlfriend this same exact belly ring 2 weeks ago....i wonder if i discovered her secret....

[–]Cluster_One 0 points1 point ago

and earrings will be any less ridiculous?

[–]unicornprincess666 0 points1 point ago

Dude! I saw this exact piece on a girl at the pool last week!

[–]justd0nt -4 points-3 points ago

is that a vagina? could of swore that was a belly button...

[–]justonecomment 20 points21 points ago

Dream catchers hang above the bed to prevent nightmares. So it is hanging above the vagina, from the belly button.

[–]sjostygg -1 points0 points ago

Who the fuck upvoted you?

[–]ChaseEatsWorlds 0 points1 point ago

If you were a vagina, you'd probably have nightmares too.

[–]IJIrving 0 points1 point ago

I see so many people with these hanging from their car mirrors.

Gives me a semi rage every time.

[–]RandomLurkerGuy 0 points1 point ago

Do we have to judge everything?

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo -1 points0 points ago

She also has the same ring in her clit in case her butt hole gets nightmares.

[–]sandysagirl -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe it's to stop the nightmares from coming OUT of the vagina..

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

Somebody's been watch Game of Thrones.

[–]fairyxxx -1 points0 points ago

Or... in case the past visits in its dreams

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Maybe it makes it so the herpes don't come back!

[–]Headly11 -1 points0 points ago

bad things happen when vaginas arent happy http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yEz8hh_As84/SFnIwIwzQRI/AAAAAAAAAB4/JN1TmPsB2cg/s320/Picture%2B2.png

[–]ratajewie -1 points0 points ago

I don't like these big belly button rings. Why not just stick with a simple one? It kinda looks whorish.

[–]Keane1522 -2 points-1 points ago

From the size of my penis! ZING

[–]swornhabit1 -1 points0 points ago

It's actually for if your vagina is a nightmare.

[–]MaggieMM -1 points0 points ago

i think it'd be more appropriate if she was pregnant and it was to catch the baby's nightmares. Just sayin'

[–]Draiko -1 points0 points ago

Some vaginas smell like nightmares.

[–]futur1 -1 points0 points ago

Yo girl, you better get a dream-catcher belly button ring, cuz my dick is going to give your vagina nightmares.

[–]Athene_Wins -1 points0 points ago

Her vagina IS the nightmare. Wrap your head around that one.

[–]urthwyrmjim -2 points-1 points ago

Mr. Grey approves.

[–]doot_doot -4 points-3 points ago

Protip: If a girl has a bellybutton piercing of any kind, she is crazy. And reddit, what do we say about girls who are crazy?

[–]LiteralVaginas 1 point2 points ago

bitter 'bout somethin'?

[–]doot_doot -2 points-1 points ago

haha, no. i have dated 3 girls with belly button rings in the past and they've all been insane. because science: all girls with belly button piercings are crazy.

[–]japatty 2 points3 points ago

All girls who would date you are crazy.

[–]doot_doot -2 points-1 points ago

you know, i thought the same thing for a while. turns out that's not the case. but damn it if they didn't do their best to convince me.

[–]japatty 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, and I'm sure you never did a single thing wrong in any of those relationships.

[–]doot_doot -1 points0 points ago

You're right. I'm a peach.

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[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

If she's wearing that, 
I'm sure her vagina has 
seen some scary stuff.

[–]ISuckAtHaiku 0 points1 point ago

You are a robot
and better at this than me.
Fuck. Any tips? leaves

[–]inkrat 0 points1 point ago

A tip just for you

Each line is a formed sentence

He's doing it wrong

[–]ISuckAtHaiku 0 points1 point ago

thank you for the help
I will suck slightly less now
cool breezes bring peace

[–]brickstick -2 points-1 points ago

Because even your bellybutton should appropriate someone else's culture.

[–]Icanhazcarrot -2 points-1 points ago

Her vagina is probably the nightmare.

Edit: I accidentally a word

[–]sammie2000 -3 points-2 points ago

Toooo funny

[–]I_queefed_a_pickle -3 points-2 points ago

I'm sure a vaginas nightmare would be taking a black cock...except this girl who probably already has

[–]xbigwayne 0 points1 point ago

you may be on to something

[–]BallsackTBaghard -3 points-2 points ago

That's a man's stomach, OP.

[–]Shmokedebud -2 points-1 points ago

Cum Catcher

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