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How I feel trying to find trees without my Boyfrient for the first time... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]spinlock 49 points50 points ago

When I'm in a new city I ask people who look like they're down if they know where highway 420 is.

[–]WUTBM 56 points57 points ago

Ontario, Canada

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

As a resident of Toronto, we also have a highway 404. I always giggle to myself when I say, "highway not found?"

[–]UKMuffins 4 points5 points ago

I do the same thing!! :)

[–]victoryroad3 5 points6 points ago

I'm really glad I'm not the only one...

[–]anonymoustom 7 points8 points ago

You're awesome!

[–]kfar11 1 point2 points ago

nobody has commented on the Canada link yet..?

[–]exoizzy 7 points8 points ago

Ima have to try this some time...

[–]IronLung420 2 points3 points ago

As am I

[–]Dafuq_is_this_shit 5 points6 points ago

Good idea, uptoke.

[–]amnesiac854 4 points5 points ago

My frient was looking for acid at a concert and he just kept screaming, "Have you seen my friend Scott Mydoses?!?"

I was making fun of him right up until it worked flawlessly

[–]PapauNewGuinea 1 point2 points ago

Get to know a bartender and then ask him.

[–]Justinian2011 1 point2 points ago

Duuude, this is must try for me now hahaha.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...gay dudes...They always know where the good herb is. And thats advice from my dealer, who is gay. I work in diff cities alot and can't take my stash on planes (obviously). But I've tried it 6 times and it worked every time.

[–]aplgirl 22 points23 points ago

gay dudes are the best dudes

[–]dalekai 12 points13 points ago

Man, my gay dealer friend never returns my calls. : [

[–]blzd4dyz 14 points15 points ago

He's not your friend, guy.

[–]cool_vespa 12 points13 points ago

He's not your guy, buddy.

[–]AnothaRandomGoodSoul 8 points9 points ago

He's not your buddy, bro.

[–]Dan_juddie 9 points10 points ago

He's not your bro, mate.

[–]aplgirl 9 points10 points ago

He's not your mate, chum.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

He's not your chum, ole chap.

[–]UKMuffins 10 points11 points ago

He's not your ole chap, good sir.

[–]blzd4dyz 5 points6 points ago

Sounds like a solid strategy, but that leads to another question: How do I go about finding gay dudes, other than wearing fishnets and waiting to be hit on?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

haha, indeed, a good point. That was my delima at first, But they are relatively easy to spot because they want to make themselves known to other gay fellas. I just go to the first bar with an umm-tis umm-tis umm-tis beat blaring and lo and behold, theres your hookup!

[–]hurlbrrw 3 points4 points ago

It didn't make sense until I beat-box'd it (poorly) [5]

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Ya, you might wanna just stick to fishnets and make yourself available. Lol

[–]PapauNewGuinea 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was trying to beat around the bush and decided to finally just say beat blaring instead of whatever he would have said instead : /

[–]aplgirl 1 point2 points ago

If you are in college, go to a college GSA. My alma had, like, 10 different groups chock full of gays. You won't be forced to present a gay ID card at them; allies are always welcome.

[–]frumpi 1 point2 points ago

i can attest to this. gay dudes got the bud.

[–]marlaquinn 0 points1 point ago

This is true, and every other drug you may need.

[–]cheesehump 0 points1 point ago

Have a gay friend... can confirm.

[–]MattySiegs 31 points32 points ago

Go to a tattoo parlour

[–]VideriQuamEsse 17 points18 points ago

All drug dealers have tattoos, right?

[–]anibal1223 13 points14 points ago

So tattoo parlors must be full of drug dealers!

[–]littlewingz 4 points5 points ago

That chick wass so hott :D

[–]blzd4dyz 29 points30 points ago

Just ask em if they're down to "shmerkaberl."

[–]AZ929 11 points12 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/iiOn0.gif

[–]Pfabbio 8 points9 points ago

We call it grass now

[–]Flintydeer[S] 1 point2 points ago

That just might work! But I don't really know how to ask around xD

[–]UKMuffins 12 points13 points ago

Sometimes I wish I was back in highschool. Finding trees was so easy then...

[–]greenbluur 1 point2 points ago

:( Totally with ya there.

[–]I_may_be_crazy 15 points16 points ago

1) Find a stoner.

2) Say "Where the weed at?"

3) Offer to smoke them out if they help you find it.

4) Get stoned.

[–]nounderscores 5 points6 points ago

No lie, "where the weed at?" has worked for me more than once...one time I was just walking by an apartment complex with a lot of people outside...it's surprisingly effective.

[–]TravTrain 46 points47 points ago

Being a medicinal and biological chemistry major, I love that meme. Uptoke

[–]trikillr42 31 points32 points ago

For a second I thought you were Lies_About_Expertise lol

[–]imnotanexperiment 1 point2 points ago

Chem maj. here I feel the same way! Uptokes!

[–]sirusvilla 23 points24 points ago

Best thing you can do is just talk to any of your friends/acquaintances who you think might smoke trees and see if any of them has a dealer. It seems like a weird question to ask, but but if they are an Ent, they will understand. Alternatively, if you ever hear a friend mention picking up some trees, ask if you can come along and pick some up.

[–]TreePeop1e 8 points9 points ago

I feel like my girlfrient would be the same way without me there

[–]sparklymidnight 7 points8 points ago

I dread the day that I will have to do this too. I usually just give him money and he gets it for both of us

[–]HeroineOwl 6 points7 points ago

My boyfrient was once my dealer... Now, I would be lost without him.

[–]Polite_Toad 5 points6 points ago

It sucks, just moved to Pittsburgh and I don't know many people, let alone any people who smoke bud.

I wish there was like a craigslist for dealers.

[–]midwestpaintball 3 points4 points ago

Gahah are you dating me for my connects?

[–]Dafuq_is_this_shit 2 points3 points ago

Make friends with connections. They'll hook you up.

[–]donnieT 2 points3 points ago

If I could make friends with connections, I wouldn't have a problem getting to know a dealer in the first place... How do I make friends with connections?

[–]Dafuq_is_this_shit 1 point2 points ago

Ask your friends that you already have if they know anybody, or if you're ever at a party or something ask around there. Good luck! [7]

[–]SirDelirium 3 points4 points ago

Sometimes your friends don't smoke. I went out with 10 people for froyo last night. Only 1 wanted to smoke with me.

[–]Dafuq_is_this_shit 0 points1 point ago

Can that one person hook you up? Or set you up with a dealer? [6]

[–]SirDelirium 2 points3 points ago

No. In fact it's the opposite. I have to help them.

[–]dalekai 6 points7 points ago

What's worse is when you outright ask "friends" you know who smoke for contacts and they're really vague. "You know man, you can usually find it around places if you ask..." "Well I'm asking you." "See, I just know my guy won't sell to you because they don't know who you are..." "Can I give you the money then?" "Well I have to go to the dentist like...every day this week, so...Sorry man! You know I would if I could..."

[–]SirDelirium 1 point2 points ago

I straight up have to tell people no, I cannot or will not help them. My situation with my dealer is really weird right now. He's friends with a guy who's got a med card. We only buy by the ounce, so if a friend wants in, they have to jump in on part of that. It's harder because there's moving pieces and shit. I'm looking for a new way to buy but right now I honestly don't want to even try to hook someone up.

I understand now how weird and hard it can be so I try to be understanding with people like that.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

This is adorable.

[–]izlude7027 20 points21 points ago

It must be so hard as a female to find people who will give or sell your trees.

[–]waythingschange 56 points57 points ago

I don't know about anyone else, but no one has ever offered me free weed because I have a vagina.

[–]DjExeth 42 points43 points ago

You have a vagina!? Here! Have some weed!

[–]aplgirl 20 points21 points ago

if I can find more vaginas, will that get me more weed?

because I have a lot of lesbian friends, and did you know that one lesbian couple often has twice as many vaginas as a straight couple?

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[–]aplgirl 1 point2 points ago

It makes sense. :) Most of my queer friends tend to smoke each other down all the time; I've yet to hear them complain of moochers, but it probably happens.

I was attemptin' to be flip. :D Upvotes for you, though!

[–]izlude7027 12 points13 points ago

People are usually more willing to invite girls to smoke out, especially at parties.

[–]LMKurosu 10 points11 points ago

Im more likely to just roll up and then be like, Who wants to hit this?

[–]waythingschange 7 points8 points ago

I don't usually go to large parties, maybe that's why.

[–]bluem00n45 9 points10 points ago

thats true but doesn't really help if they're tryna pick up for the first time

[–]molleh 1 point2 points ago

Nooooot in my experience :( I'm usually the one smoking others out

[–]Justinian2011 0 points1 point ago

This be true..

[–]Wake_Up_Crono 2 points3 points ago

Dang, so no medical weed where you're at?

[–]RedditChicken_Chaser 4 points5 points ago

Probabilities say no :(

[–]SkullyKitt 1 point2 points ago

This is hilarious to me because if we moved to a new area my SO would likely have no idea where to start looking.

[–]edr419 1 point2 points ago

My boyfrient is gone too! I've felt like that all summer. Good luck!

[–]MellieIsJelly 1 point2 points ago

Oh dear lord. Exactly. And I never have any success. If my boyfrient ever leaves me, I won't ever have trees again ;_;

[–]brentose 2 points3 points ago

You don't have to deal with the dealers. Let your boyfriend deal with the dealers. It only gets inconvenient... when you want to get high alone.

[–]cobrakaijim 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, amazing!

[–]Flintydeer[S] 1 point2 points ago

Or when your apart for the summer:(

[–]blzd4dyz 1 point2 points ago

Try going to a hip hop or reggae concert. Go outside between sets and follow your nose.

[–]Hot_Beef_Injection 4 points5 points ago

That seems like quite an ordeal just to get some bud

[–]blzd4dyz 1 point2 points ago

Unless you're a fan of hip hop or reggae. Then it's a win-win!

[–]pjwalen 1 point2 points ago

I am ashamed no one has mentioned this site yet.... http://www.webehigh.com/

[–]Flintydeer[S] 1 point2 points ago

This is actually a really awesome site! Thanks!

[–]Herk681 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha! I'm sorry babe :( I'm saving you some remember? :) so it'll work out... In time xD haha

[–]Flintydeer[S] 2 points3 points ago

Hahahha yeah I know:) It'll be amazing when we're back together! :D

[–]Herk681 1 point2 points ago

We're always together ;)

[–]JerroK513 0 points1 point ago

I'm actually in a similar situation, my ex-gf knew where all the trees were, and along with her I tossed out all of my connections.

[–]ElectricNoodle 0 points1 point ago

I found my dealer online! haha passed a few emails back and forth, now i can pick up any day of the week :D honestly, if you look anywhere... you will find dealers!

[–]rlovesbooks 0 points1 point ago

Add that to a SAP meme and that would be me in my new city with no friENTS.

[–]Sectornein 0 points1 point ago

This dog is the best

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Ask your boyfriend to set you up with his dealer..... he can introduce you and its like a friend of a friend thing

[–]cctiger55 0 points1 point ago

I'm so curious about weed and I don't know what to do. Does anybody have any advice?

[–]cortexstack 0 points1 point ago

Roll it up. Light it up. Smoke it up.

Inhale, exhale.

[–]iblaze420 0 points1 point ago

I feel the same, my boyfriend has been getting it for me for years. Id be so lost

[–]chalkyblock 0 points1 point ago

It really isn't that hard to find someone that will sell you trees, especially if you're a girl. Good luck and be safe!

[–]soisawc -1 points0 points ago

ill find your weed :D

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