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[–]glove88 1167 points1168 points ago

That kid was creepy looking, he will watch you sleep

[–]Iwonderifthisistaken 1181 points1182 points ago

[–]HereForKarma 76 points77 points ago

[–]sean85 8 points9 points ago

Isn't that the raccoon gif?

[–]-naut 3 points4 points ago

[–]illegal_deagle 2 points3 points ago

X-Files? I think I recall this creature from my 6-year-old nightmares.

[–]rahulthewall 106 points107 points ago

This will haunt me for countless nights so have an upvote.

[–]potted 98 points99 points ago

[–]henfruit 6 points7 points ago

I kept waiting for it to move. :(

[–]rahulthewall 4 points5 points ago

Oh wow, that is good.

[–]whoopygoldberg 26 points27 points ago

Reminds me of Silent Hill.

[–]youbetgiraffe 1 point2 points ago

He reminds me of the monster from Young Frankenstein. Also at the beginning of this video he says " watch me I go too fast" maybe you all missed it.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 15 points16 points ago

Baby Voldemort?

[–]vheissu417 125 points126 points ago

speechless, but have an upvote.

[–]amolad 28 points29 points ago

Very creepy, but I STILL can't believe that made me laugh out loud. Doing a parody of the sister, and baby doesn't even know it....

[–]ronaldraygun91 7 points8 points ago

Same here. I'm sitting on a park bench laughing like a crazy hobo

[–]Captain_Kuhl 1 point2 points ago

Crazy hobo, here. Can you quiet down? It's getting hard to hear myself talking to myself.

[–]ridik_ulass 0 points1 point ago

for some reason my replys to the above poster keep dissapearing, buy I keep tying to post this possible Improvment

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

[–]brussels4breakfast 2 points3 points ago

I would like to see this now that he's all grown up.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

[–]brussels4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

Oh man. This guy is a combo of David Cross, Jim Carrey and Napoleon Dynomite! LOL.

[–]ridik_ulass 27 points28 points ago

I dare say I made an improvment

I'm sure I posted this already but my post is gone and not in my comments so I don't know what to say.

[–]Vimsefreet 5 points6 points ago

[–]listn2moremetal 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly everything's ok.

[–]BootWizard 10 points11 points ago

OH GOD WHY T.T...i'm never sleeping again

[–]niamhish 1 point2 points ago

The same thing was happening to me a while ago. Your first post is a few comments below here now.

[–]NekkidSnaku 1 point2 points ago

ytmnd

[–]prettymuchanasshole 15 points16 points ago

Someone outta throw that little ghoul into traffic.

[–]HOBOBEAR 9 points10 points ago

Where's an exorcist when you need one?

[–]The_Caring_Banker 1 point2 points ago

well shit.

[–]silent_soliloquy 1 point2 points ago

must.. have ... the precioussssssssssssss

[–]bohemianmichfestie 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, thank you for this.

[–]Dahbbes 1 point2 points ago

It looks like he is evolving into Satan or something. @_@

[–]Shujenkins 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Buffalo Bill.

[–]tehdrizzle 6 points7 points ago

[–]FellateFoxes 20 points21 points ago

Why don't you guys ever crop the edge after stabilizing??

[–]initialsdrummer 2 points3 points ago

Now the white edges just make it creepier

[–]reddit_connoisseur 28 points29 points ago

Appears to be a 45 year old balding man

[–]unwanted_puppy 10 points11 points ago

it's Benjamin Button!

[–]npolowy 1 point2 points ago

Baby Phil Collins.

[–]Impundulu 117 points118 points ago

Those soulless eyes, the blood stained lips, that evil grin...

[–]ambiguousposter 37 points38 points ago

Looks like a baby Heath Ledger as the Joker.

[–]Warehouse13 13 points14 points ago

Glad to see he was finally reincarnated

[–]glove88 6 points7 points ago

"I'm going to wait till you go to sleep, then the fun begins."

[–]reali-tglitch 5 points6 points ago

That's what I said to the older one.

Hold on, brb. Someone is now knocking at my door, yelling something about "a sick pervert". Better go check.

[–]macaronisalad 1 point2 points ago

...doing the truffle shuffle.

[–]Niallo92 15 points16 points ago

Looks like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and the Monster from Creep

[–]trampus1 28 points29 points ago

Does his hand really look like a dolphin in the movie?

[–]Niallo92 9 points10 points ago

It's the premise of the movie. He floods the London Underground Train Network and uses his hand to terrorise and kill commuters.

Edit: I'M SO SORRY, -SPOILERS-.

[–]this_is_satire 6 points7 points ago

wat

[–]davedachef 1 point2 points ago

[–]xenoph2 18 points19 points ago

He moves like he was being electocuted.

[–]iamnotaneffinfanboy 5 points6 points ago

Looks like a baby Christopher Walken

[–]EtTuElmo 6 points7 points ago

Voldemort as a child

[–]FromaLand 5 points6 points ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is a scene from Paranormal Activity 4.

[–]OODanK 1 point2 points ago

If you can sleep after watching that!

[–]yourfacelikesme 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps a young uncle fester?

[–]Juttore 4 points5 points ago

this child, he has a receding hairline, he resembles a young Mr. Burns...

[–]henfruit 1 point2 points ago

Like Lebron James?

[–]AlphaRedditor 304 points305 points ago

Can't hula hoop, going bald. That's a tough life ahead.

[–]strallweat[S] 266 points267 points ago

I bet he poops himself too.

[–]red321red321 55 points56 points ago

he's overly emotional as well and clings on to women when he wants something. girls don't like criers and clingers.

[–]CrossedQuills 17 points18 points ago

To be fair, he gets all the titties.

[–]notanon 9 points10 points ago

Until the husband walks in and he shits himself.

[–]strallweat[S] 7 points8 points ago

I bet he's a breast man too.

[–]rizzon 1 point2 points ago

girls don't like criers and clingers.

Well, I've been going about this all wrong

[–]jjremy 8 points9 points ago

[–]TheShader 4 points5 points ago

He's not bald, just very blond.

[–]timrbrady 18 points19 points ago

That made it worse.

[–]beegeepee 13 points14 points ago

I can't believe the full video was actually creepier. When he opens his mouth to smile i felt my soul get sucked out of me.

[–]skinfusionz 4 points5 points ago

Jesus fucking, directed by Rob zombie, CHRIST!

[–]MidnightTurdBurglar 3 points4 points ago

Good God. What is that sound at 0:07?

[–]Karl_Marx_ 2 points3 points ago

It's like he morphs into a demon.

[–]Jauny78 2 points3 points ago

oh god why

[–]alexcroox 1 point2 points ago

That top comment had me in stitches!

"is this benjamin button?"

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

Tom Riddle's funniest home videos

[–]JamesTrivettesHat 91 points92 points ago

Everyone expected humor. What they got was horror.

[–]Rejexted 29 points30 points ago

That kid has a creepy fucking face

[–]ignacious 186 points187 points ago

That was the single most horrifying thing I've ever seen.

[–]Volcor 34 points35 points ago

It must be nice leading a life where seeing a baby fail at hula hooping is the most horrifying thing you've ever seen.

[–]Tartantyco 131 points132 points ago

Did you see that fucking baby, man? Did you see that fucking baby?

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

When he escapes his crib, he stands by your bed as you sleep, doing this.

[–]killroy901 20 points21 points ago

Watch that gif for more than 15 secs and tell me that this baby doesn't scare the fuck out of you.

[–]broden 15 points16 points ago

I can't stop laughing at him though. He thinks he's Hula-Pro.

[–]Stickwall 2 points3 points ago

I'm right there with you. I can't stop laughing when I watch it.

[–]Volcor 2 points3 points ago

Do you think I have an attention span of 15 seconds to waste, there are still blue links to be clicked!

[–]brussels4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

I laughed out loud at your comment. Have an upvote.

[–]Vromrig 4 points5 points ago

Must be nice having so little shame you can be a pretentious cunt nugget.

[–]Hansarn 1 point2 points ago

Don't.. mention cunt nuggets.. Not after the jolly rancher story..

[–]Nizzler 34 points35 points ago

Nothing cuter than a hula-hooping baby Beetlejuice

[–]JamesTrivettesHat 5 points6 points ago

[–]Dreamzor 14 points15 points ago

Season 19 of AFV: America's funniest home video's. That video actually won like 10,000$. Actually watch that episode with my daughter on netflix like 2 days ago. Edit: I guess this info was already posted but didn't see it due to it being below threshold.

[–]slycomet 3 points4 points ago

But it's not funny?

[–]Takei_for_you 7 points8 points ago

They never pick the really funny ones, because someone gets injured in those. They have to choose the few almost funny ones where nobody gets injured, probably for legal purposes (don't wanna encourage someone to hurt themselves for $10k, right?).

[–]BlastyBlastoise 27 points28 points ago

He looks like one of those kid monsters from Galaxy Quest.

[–]CosmicPube 14 points15 points ago

Shit let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!

[–]shootinputin 16 points17 points ago

[–]fuggerdug 10 points11 points ago

Male pattern baldness is a bitch when you are two.

[–]Mobotto 53 points54 points ago

I think its the fact that the kid is so creepy looking, failing so hard and not even realising it is what makes it so hilarious.

[–]YoMomSaidHi 40 points41 points ago

You watch a movie on that kids forehead

[–]saadakhtar 23 points24 points ago

Hey man! Put a full stop, or a question mark so I know whats expected of me.

[–]Fuzzy_Butthole 3 points4 points ago

fivehead

[–]Chiefpoopie 10 points11 points ago

Is anyone strangely creeped out by the way that kid looks...?

[–]queenlikememo 3 points4 points ago

yep. there's something off about his face.

[–]RanchCornNutsYes 109 points110 points ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]pen_name 1 point2 points ago

You're talking about a baby!

[–]LactoseGalaxy 9 points10 points ago

Diabolic child with Satan's shake.

[–]SalMinella 1 point2 points ago

Satan's shake brings all the sinners to the yard.

I hate myself.

[–]randomredditor86 6 points7 points ago

that little kid is creppy as shit!

[–]mybossthinksimworkng 10 points11 points ago

Firemarshal Bill as a child.

[–]andrewsmith1986 73 points74 points ago

Kids are fucking adorable.

Babies should be kept in a box though.

[–]jguacmann1 9 points10 points ago

Next to the christmas ornaments in the basement.

[–]xSpaz 15 points16 points ago

Behind the christmas ornaments in the basement.

[–]new-socks 6 points7 points ago

So does he become like a demon halfway through the gif or what?

[–]PR43T0R14N 3 points4 points ago

a visual representation of reddit and memebase

[–]ralshaburger 4 points5 points ago

He looks like Woody Harrelson in "Kingpin".

[–]tiffanydisasterxoxo 3 points4 points ago

That kid is actually kind of creepy looking.

[–]MrKirthar 3 points4 points ago

This kid immediately reminded me of Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th.

This could be a scene in a prequel. "Friday the 13th: The First Steps"

[–]Eriklogic 5 points6 points ago

so creepy

[–]inormallyjustlurkbut 6 points7 points ago

No one else thought Vigo?

[–]LordBaggington 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, creepy child

[–]SmellsLikePoor 2 points3 points ago

I don't know how, but this gif has made this kid look insanely creepy. The original AFV video doesn't look anything like this.

[–]thinkasecondtime 2 points3 points ago

[–]hundredhands 2 points3 points ago

Poor Billy Corgan

[–]morgys 2 points3 points ago

That kid also won his parents $10,000 when it won that episode of America's Funniest Home Videos. But seriously, really creepy!

[–]GeN_SecksBobOmb 2 points3 points ago

I kinda dig the standing jig he does with his arms. Still, have to agree with everyone, it's a creepy lookin' kid.

[–]Soccervilla 2 points3 points ago

This little kid is a devil. Goodbye sleep.

[–]GingerTiff33 1 point2 points ago

That kid looks like a clown when he starts spinning... wtf.

[–]fashioninthe90s 2 points3 points ago

I know it's the contrast setting but that kid is terrifying.

[–]Unfri3ndly 2 points3 points ago

I dont know if someone wrote that but this kid face when he/she tries to spin creeps me out /.....

[–]Draggedaround 2 points3 points ago

He looks like a demon.

[–]Mixcoatl03 2 points3 points ago

Billy Crystal At age 3?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

That's horrific.

[–]Cashgroove 2 points3 points ago

He's a deranged looking little human!

[–]totalbollocks 2 points3 points ago

Looks like baby Joker doing the truffle shuffle

[–]anal-razor 2 points3 points ago

kid looks like voldemort

[–]Daaant 5 points6 points ago

My first though, "He's gonna totally school her on hula-hooping"

I was disappointed.

[–]StopIMAHipster 5 points6 points ago

It's the spawn of satan

[–]Multikulti_cult 1 point2 points ago

freaky

[–]Calitalian 1 point2 points ago

Fuck forehead, thats a fivehead.

[–]adubjose 1 point2 points ago

The kid looks a little reminiscent of the Saw character.. Jigsaw?

[–]xNumchuckx 1 point2 points ago

goddamn he is freeky

[–]chiefDCLXVI 1 point2 points ago

Is he balding?

[–]sthrift 1 point2 points ago

The lighting in this makes that kid look like a creepy alien.

[–]jawnofthedead 1 point2 points ago

Is that Bat Boy?

[–]dwellercmd 1 point2 points ago

That small man is balding.

[–]NevaWood 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Dwight from the Office and Matthew Lillard had a baby.

[–]Saintblue 1 point2 points ago

fuck this kid is ugly

[–]Wulfguy 1 point2 points ago

I think he's possessed.

[–]jb9 1 point2 points ago

why does that kid look like John Malkovich Legosi. Creepy isn't the word, not strong enough.

[–]Thy_Internet 1 point2 points ago

HARLEQUIN BABY KILLITWITHFIREEEAGHHH

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

The goblin child coupled with these comments has resulted in the hardest I have laughed in a while

[–]RichSnitch 2 points3 points ago

The video itself isn't funny, but the comments about that creepy kid make this post /r/funny worthy.

[–]krispyKRAKEN 1 point2 points ago

Voldemort was such a cute toddler.

[–]WeBakedPotato 1 point2 points ago

is it me or is that kids face scary?

[–]ronaldraygun91 1 point2 points ago

On my phone, he looks kind of possessed right at the end. Maybe it's just me

[–]ZenStoner 1 point2 points ago

that's one ugly fuckin kid

[–]brussels4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

I saw this on television a long time ago. Thanks for posting it because it was funny as hell then and it's funny as hell now. The only thing I don't like is the look on that kid's face. shudder.

[–]nefffffffffff 1 point2 points ago

something spooky about this

[–]crystalblue7511 0 points1 point ago

I bet that was the Joker when he was little.

[–]Teusaurus 3 points4 points ago

[–]one-eleven 1 point2 points ago

That was pretty damn adorable

[–]cormic 2 points3 points ago

I could watch that all day!

[–]HeyItsTman 1 point2 points ago

pedobear can too

[–]MrIKBrunel 2 points3 points ago

Was he... was he... mocking her?

[–]HeyItsTman 1 point2 points ago

he just stole her soul.

[–]IanVogerJ 0 points1 point ago

Hey Look! It's Adam Sessler!

[–]GaMeRnOrT 0 points1 point ago

Demons.

[–]mlima1 0 points1 point ago

I laughed pretty hard

[–]TrueAndFalse 0 points1 point ago

He's like a baby reincarnation of Jason from Friday the 13th.

[–]itsgonnabethateasy 0 points1 point ago

this really scared me

[–]wolff540 0 points1 point ago

thought to my self, "i wonder if im the only one who finds this baby creepy as fuck". and then i went to the comments.

[–]Bplease 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to have night terrors now.

[–]Ab_Irato 0 points1 point ago

And he comes from a very long line of proficient hula-hoopers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That's exactly what it's like when my alpha male buddy leaves the room, and all of a sudden everybody's looking at me for what to do next. "Oh yeah, totally got this guys."

[–]dalittle 0 points1 point ago

IDK. If that kid was going for karma he totally won.

[–]Wheniod 0 points1 point ago

Benjamin button??

[–]angrybane 0 points1 point ago

Future Leprechaun in the Hood

[–]chillsmith 0 points1 point ago

i feel bad for saying this but thats one ugly ass kid

[–]grlx 0 points1 point ago

what do they look like now? that gif looks like its 20 years old

[–]RicardoTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

Is he wearing lipstick? O_O

[–]bigcitydreams1018 0 points1 point ago

When he's trying to hula hoop, he looks like Voldemort.

[–]ararphile 0 points1 point ago

Imagine being the kid's parent and reading the comments; not that I give a shit.

[–]taurus_indigo 0 points1 point ago

This was the winning video from an episode of Funniest Home Videos back in the 90's.

[–]I_WAPE_WABBITS 0 points1 point ago

It's the fluke from the X-files as a baby http://i.imgur.com/XdgHq.jpg

[–]DrunkBeavis 0 points1 point ago

It comes across a lot less creepy in the actual video from AFV.

[–]478nist 0 points1 point ago

That is freaking adorable!!! Ovaries....exploded.

[–]hilerfleshlight 0 points1 point ago

I think I'm the only one that found this absolutely adorable. I'm still laughing. Does that mean I have no soul for finding evil babies cute?

[–]Vandalay1ndustries 0 points1 point ago

My 2 year old daughter calls it an "Uva Loop", just thought I'd share.

[–]occupy_elm_st 0 points1 point ago

Is this a home video from Benjamin Button's childhood?

[–]50_mike_mike 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this

[–]McGlick502 0 points1 point ago

Terrifying!

[–]emkat 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit that's an ugly kid

[–]arthur_montague 0 points1 point ago

You would think a demon spawn would have the power to at least control a hula hoop.

[–]D1M1R 0 points1 point ago

His face was frightening to look at.

[–]ez13 0 points1 point ago

That's the way I use that thing :D with a less creepy way of course..