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[–]barrelofmonkeys 3 points4 points ago

to infinity and beyond!

[–]rob777 1 point2 points ago

I'd like to see Bo Peep suck on that Woody.

[–]orus 0 points1 point ago

Suck him dry!

[–]SmartinW 0 points1 point ago

He can't do it himself, the helmet would block it

[–]TuskanBananas 0 points1 point ago

Hey Josh... Go get me a hot dog.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 0 points1 point ago

[–]yasisterstwat 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheAckIsBack 0 points1 point ago

I can hear that being said in Tim Allen's voice in my head unusually clearly.

[–]sandals10 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]DFuhbree 0 points1 point ago

[–]Chester_Copperpot_ 0 points1 point ago

translation: repost

[–]KantusOne 0 points1 point ago

Oh op your title makes it reasonable for you to repost again

[–]SEGnosis -1 points0 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Oh, Buzz... 6coms 12pts 3mos funny
Buzz Lightyear doesn't respect women 0coms 5pts 1mo pics
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command commands you. 1com 10pts 1yr funny
To think that I use to drink from one of these 1com 40pts 4mos funny
Buzz Lightyear is all for Kids... 6coms 9pts 1mo WTF
Thirsty? 2coms 11pts 1yr funny
It ain't gonna... 3coms 45pts 1yr funny
Buzz Lightyear is a pimp 5coms 15pts 11mos pics
When me and the GF are alone... 0coms -4pts 1mo funny
How Imgur makes me feel 0coms 3pts 19dys funny
it ain't gonna suck itself 14coms 241pts 1mo funny
Drink up! 2coms 33pts 2mos WTF

source: karmadecay

Fuck off with your excuse for a title.