Pool Rules

DocTex · 3 months

Was this happening so often they needed a sign?

AlphaRedditor · 3 months

Let them try and stop me.

atcaskstrength · 3 months

Unless you're a fish, in which case please go right ahead.

dantenuevo · 3 months

Nobody tells me what to do...

henkrs1 · 3 months

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO

i_punch_hipsters · 3 months

Waiting on the "pool story, bro" guy...

DrWafflesGT · 3 months

This does not belong in /r/WTF. This belongs in /r/funny. I hate it how all of you idiots upvote this, it's not WTF worthy. We need to bring WTF back to it's roots of horrible things.

abstrusejoker · 3 months

Life Pro Tip

Doctor120 · 3 months

I guess Aquaman must have shit in the pool.

nonesounworthy · 3 months

all i have to say is this, pools closed

edmontonpaul · 3 months

They should really mount that sign under the water for it to be effective.

BebytheBeast · 3 months

Since when was this 'wtf' material?

newguy25 · 3 months

Fascists! You can't tell me what to do!

botulizard · 3 months

Pool's closed.

jrwperformance · 3 months

Kevin Costner need not follow this rule.

[deleted] · 3 months

You don't say.

mojokabobo · 3 months

This makes Aquaman sad.

Xarow · 3 months

You don't say

ThatGuyThisTime · 3 months

Needs some of this.

Perbiphaliac · 3 months

YOU DON'T SAY?

Ziggaliggadingdong · 3 months

This is when they need a YOU DON'T SAY sign laying around.

LeTerminator1 · 3 months

You don't say?"Don't breathe under water"...

lol_nooo___okmaybe · 3 months

well fine... I'll just take my Scuba gear elsewhere then

804R · 3 months

Actually, this has a perfectly reasonable explanation: "[Breathing] under (...) water" does not necessarily mean "breathe water" (duh). The sign merely prohibits snorkeling and assisted diving etc.

Uncle_Sammy · 3 months

When did /r/WTF turn into /r/funny?

sirbruce · 3 months

I'm so tired of this rampant discrimination. First blacks weren't allowed in the pool; now we don't allow mermaids? I thought we were past this.

Sergeant_Twinkie · 3 months

Watch me.

Soley · 3 months

Fuck the police!

craftyjaguar · 3 months

This is not WTF in any way, shape, or form. Please stop upvoting trash

KARMERFARMA · 3 months

Especially the yellow water

Pratty77 · 3 months

What is dead may never die...

eldergias · 3 months

The population of Earth needs a severe weeding out. Lets start with the people who need to be informed that they shouldn't try to breathe under water and go from there.

Tasslehoff-Burrfoot · 3 months

Well there goes my evening plans..

AteTheTuna · 3 months

Looks like Atlantis is also suffering from pollution.

proudcanadianeh · 3 months

Makes sense. I dont remember where it was, but for some reason there was an almost constant stream of bubbles coming up to the surface. So, of course, kids would swim over them and try to breath them in. (Fill you mouth full of air then inhale a little.

I vaguely recall that I failed miserably at this.

pootergoo · 3 months

Where is this pool? I must poop in this pool...

WiteLite · 3 months

Relevant.

Phokus · 3 months

Aquaman: "Racists!"

ToxWatrs · 3 months

Unless Aqua man.

ejc925 · 3 months

I DO WHAT I WANT!!!

theuglyamerican · 3 months

Sorry, Aquaman. Looks like you can't swim here either...

DisturbedForever92 · 3 months

I think they meant, ''Do not breed under the water''.

SevenSweatySumos · 3 months

Well there's you're problem!

gusmom · 3 months

i just laughed out loud in my open plan office

Kriieod · 3 months

I opened the image expecting a scratched off "l" like at my apartment. I giggle a little every time I read "Poo Rules".

patatopatato · 3 months

... but it's okay to breathe above the water.. right??

Badobservations · 3 months

OMG REALLY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

*sarcasm

Popple3 · 3 months

You mean I wasted my money on this gill transplant?

Mattyfaz · 3 months

Aww man they ruin all the fun

knutknudson01 · 3 months

WTF? We live in a world of idiots! Or aliens!

Skyrowind · 3 months

This belongs in r/funny, not r/wtf.

ktbugrox · 3 months

Ya don't say...

Assaultman67 · 3 months

Because Fuck you aquaman!

signs out

antanith · 3 months

Fuck da police. I'm mother fuckin' Aquaman.

scottyd1127 · 3 months

What if your a fish

AlwaysBeBatman · 3 months

Pool's closed!

funnyhyphen123 · 3 months

RE: do not breath under the water

 - only if you are a mermaid
    (we don't want to let the mortals know...)

schroderrr · 3 months

They misspelled "Can".

pennylo305 · 3 months

I'm sorry, but this wasn't clear enough for me. Do not breathe in? Or do not breathe out?...

[deleted] · 3 months

POOLS CLOSED

[deleted] · 3 months

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

TFiPW · 3 months

What if i'm a first world anarchist?

J5892 · 3 months

Take THAT, Aquaman!

pund3r · 3 months

natural selection is being phased out.

Narkkhan · 3 months

Why would you breath? lack of oxygen, death and Pissy water I think ill hold my breath thanks

MickiFreeIsNotAGirl · 3 months

I had the strangest dream that I could breathe underwater.
Thank god for this sign, or else I might forget I really can't.

kksf9092 · 3 months

Oh, that's where I have been going wrong?

Thataintnothing · 3 months

it is for 'muricans

xiandrii · 3 months

NO! YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!

kcwsports · 3 months

Lol doesnt matter still peed

pileofdeadninjas · 3 months

it's clearly not a real sign, humor and whatnot...

eXXaXion · 3 months

This is actually a smart sign. I mean you can do the motion of breathing under water. Except your lungs will fill with water instead of air and you'll probably die.

Sirspen · 3 months

I was camping once at a place with a pool. Someone scratched off the "L" at the end of "pool" every time it was mentioned. The sign had a heading of "poo rules" and contained "No jumping or diving in the poo" "Children under the age of whatever age it was must wear swim diapers while in the poo" etc.

EDIT: I accidentally half of a sentence

Cummijos · 3 months

There will now be less floating bodies because of this sign

Gypsytea · 3 months

Remember that old joke..."how do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff sticker under water."

A blond must've made that sign

Pocketcheeze · 3 months

Aqua Man does not approve of this sign

bigbangbilly · 3 months

In NYC jumping off a building gets you the death penalty.

martylane · 3 months

The penalty for violating Pool Rules is death.

Hachya · 3 months

This does not surprise me. Shit, there's still people who don't know the difference between left and right click.

BronnTheManBride · 3 months

Blatant discrimination against Aqauman and his people.

ScubaJohn · 3 months

Fine.... I'll just go somewhere else...

brian1975 · 3 months

No eating candy bars in the pool.

PJBottoms · 3 months

You're not the boss of me.

ElagabalusCaesar · 3 months

JC Denton laughs at your human limits

[deleted] · 3 months

You will drown

OneDoesntSimply · 3 months

Not even close to being WTF

DarkyZX · 3 months

Poor Aquaman

blackLe · 3 months

downvote for r/wtf not r/funny

flaming_penguin · 3 months

but... I'm a mermaid

SynthD · 3 months

I'm not called Jay, so that law about Jay walking isn't something I can break, but THIS!

Now to find that slimy onion Harry ate, I sure as hell don't want to be half shark like that creepy german.

Beetrain · 3 months

Pool sign.

the_alpacalips · 3 months

You are the cancer that is plaguing /r/wtf right now. By "cancer" I mean that you cannot get upvotes in /r/funny so you post it here.

beatskin · 3 months

Pool story, bro.

Awaiting delicious karma theft

LilAmanda23 · 3 months

This should go more under the idiot section O_o

lowdog · 3 months

I'm a lifeguard in Chico CA and the people that come to my pool are so stupid they would break this rule just because it's a rule.

Mycakedayis1111 · 3 months

Poor Aquaman that's like his one thing.

Lyianx · 3 months

Is it weird that my first thought when i saw this sign was this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYz6qMbWpAw

DannyXopher · 3 months

What is this, Nazi Germany?

Snak_The_Ripper · 3 months

I tried this when I was eight...

kliqit · 3 months

Its a good thing they have this. i might have gotten confused.

squishus · 3 months

I really want to buy that. Any help with finding it?

legacy62 · 3 months

there is a sign like this in my town and i've never herd of a kid drowning in the pool so why do they need it is it like a soft helmet sara pool?

Insanitys_shadow · 3 months

Challenge accepted

tearr · 3 months

Someone should have told rodney king.

Snapperlicious · 3 months

I present to you the song, Pool Rules

Brian_Jacques · 3 months

what are you a bunch of pool lawyers?

Smadoo · 3 months

Truly a rule to live by.

paradoxperspective · 3 months

Snorkel: FUCK DA POLICE!

Chuckaluffagus · 3 months

Aliens.

TARDISninja · 3 months

But what if you're a waterbender or airbender?

Will Amon pull you out o the pool and rip the bending out of you?

Midnight_Skye · 3 months

Shh, take the sign down and don't tell anybody. Natural selection will take care of the rest.

jopope · 3 months

I wish they had this sign at the pool today. It would have been nice to have known. :(

jennstarr12 · 3 months

Damn that was close.

WTF

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