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[–]LowSociety 444 points445 points ago

"Slut" is Swedish for "end", which sometimes makes it kind of hard for us Swedes. A couple of years ago I created a picture in Photoshop and subsequently named it "slut.jpg". I stored the file in a folder that was shared through a file-sharing software called DC++; people downloaded that shit like crazy. I thought people just appreciated the image I made :(

[–]phwar13 176 points177 points ago

I learned this when SLUT appeared at the end of a movie once. Teacher still had to tell the class to stop laughing.

[–]offspringofdeath 157 points158 points ago

Reminds me of learning about the clock in Spanish. Hour in Spanish is "hora" which so happens to mean whore in Swedish... Cue elementary school kids giggling nervously...

[–]red321red321 65 points66 points ago

as one of those giggling urchins i can confirm this

[–]mmm_burrito 42 points43 points ago

You learned Spanish as a child and you Reddit in fluent English. How many damn languages do you Swedes learn?

Edit: The answer is apparently three. Over and over, the answer is three.

[–]Setacics 84 points85 points ago

Nordic Countries. Fuck Yeah!

[–]Jholl163 18 points19 points ago

everything is better in Scandinavia !!

[–]concentration_cramps 31 points32 points ago

Weather

Checkmate

[–]Apotekarne 25 points26 points ago

Well played

[–]LeFritte96 8 points9 points ago

As a swede, I approve of this thread. But you are right about the weather.

[–]NotSoRandomNorwegian 1 point2 points ago

Finaly my username is relevant :D

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    [–]mptr 19 points20 points ago

    We take Swedish, English and another modern language, mostly Spanish, French or German. While the third language is optional, it is encouraged to take as it will literally raise your gpa (at gymnasial level). Swedish and English, however, are obligatory for graduation.

    [–]Janse 32 points33 points ago

    In Sweden everyone learn English from third grade, and take as much lessons in that as Swedish. Which is why every swede, even young, speak fluent English.

    At 6-9th grade we choose a third language, usually a choice between Spanish/German/French, but in some schools the choice is larger, such as tossing in a Asian language.

    [–]kirbylore 28 points29 points ago

    every swede - fluent english

    As an American werewolf in Sweden I can confirm that this is not true. But you folk sure do love talking it!

    [–]liferaft 19 points20 points ago

    Agreed - I was going to say this, as a swede.

    Very few swedes are fluent in english that I have met - mostly english teachers and people who have actually lived in english-speaking countries for a few years, but most are very good and have a pretty large vocabulary compared to other non-native english speakers.

    But a large vocabulary is not equal to fluency.

    There's a difference between being fluent in writing and speaking, as well - the latter being a problem for most swedes, as we sound like the swedish chef when we try.

    [–]Lidodido 13 points14 points ago

    Yeah, this is so true. Although it depends a lot on if you're ready for it or not. I remember when traveling to Poland with our school, most of us spoke English as if we had done it all our lives. Right from the start, it sounded really fluent. When a customer comes in at work (happens maybe once/twice a month) and speaks english right when my mind has been set to saying "Hallå, nåt jag kan hjälpa med?" and I all of a sudden have to say "Hello, is there anything I can help you with?" it just turns into "Hellew, is durr sumting juu arr heulp wiet herpaderp?"

    I made a call to Microsoft about our partnership a few weeks ago, and ended up speaking with an Irish callcenter. A guy with a fairly neutral accent was on the line the first time and it all went really really well, I even made some smalltalk. The second time however, there was a guy with a strong irish accent and I struggled to understand some things and that just completely threw me off. Ended up saying "Yeääs" and "nåow" and "Däts rajt" to everything like some moron.

    But yeah, you're absolutely right. It's a matter of being used to speaking english, and our education spends a bit too much time in the books and just not enough time speaking.

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      [–]UncleBones 7 points8 points ago

      Some of the pronunciation quirks Swedes have when speaking English seem to come from never being taught by a native speaker, for example rarely knowing there are voiced s-sounds in English and pronouncing all V's as W's.

      You'll have to agree that comprehension of spoken English is pretty good here though. I've attributed that to our collective realization that noone without a mental handicap needs watch dubbed movies after learning to read. That's right, southern Europe. You're fucking dumb.

      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

      As a Dane, I can testify that Swedes will fuck up any language by singing it like a drunk lady :)

      [–]iKill_eu 18 points19 points ago

      As a dane I can confirm this, and also note that Danes sound like they're talking with a potato in their mouth.

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

      Loud and proud!

      [–]sWEEDen 2 points3 points ago

      We Swedes think you talk like you have a spoonful of porridge in your mouths.

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          [–]spantastic 36 points37 points ago

          Which is why every swede, even young, speak fluent English.

          I'm sorry but it's not true that the reason why swedes have high proficiency in english would be because of language classes in school. Those classes might teach valuable grammar and basics, but the high subsequent proficiency is primarily only achieved through the fact that the english language greatly permeates the swedish society and culture on different levels. You are very much exposed to it from a young age, in particular through television. So please, pretty please, do not solely accredit the school system.

          [–]case-o-nuts 19 points20 points ago

          You get a feedback loop. Because it permeates culture, people want to understand it. And because they can understand it, there's less of a barrier to letting it into culture, so it permeates culture.

          [–]Arknell 1 point2 points ago

          Well sure, our english is also very much strengthened by the fact that we subtitle our imported shows and movies, teaching kids both to read and to appreciate english vernacular AT THE SAME TIME. We don't dub it over and totally ruin the most important tool an actor has. I have so much scorn for Italy/Germany/France/Spain in that regard. Butchers.

          [–]betterthanthee 1 point2 points ago

          that's why people in those countries usually can't speak English for shit

          [–]vrs 1 point2 points ago

          Let's bring this discussion back to its roots. Remember World War 2? Half of Europe got bombed to rubble? Yeah, that's the one. Basically we can attribute Scandinavians' English proficiency to the Marshall Plan. The Marshall Plan was put into effect to help Europe get back on it's feet. The plan was basically that the U.S. would fork over loads of cash to europe in exchange for a bunch of favors, contracts, and trade agreements. The stockpiles of surplus films that were able to enter europe tariff-free as a result destroyed the German and French film industries' chances of ever recovering. Films from those countries used to actually be popular. Combine that with the Scandinavian tradition of texting rather than dubbing (possibly stemming from silent film) and hey presto, we have English speakers.

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            [–]Sawgon 8 points9 points ago

            Which is why every swede, even young, speak fluent English.

            Dude, no. Swedes do not speak English fluently. They understand a lot of words but their grammar is horrible. They pronounce things horribly. I do not understand how getting a G (C for Americans) is fluent. I've met a lot of those and this was when we were between 15 - 18.

            Source: Jag har bott i Sverige hela mitt liv. Backarå, Skogsturken etc.

            [–]Arcoss 5 points6 points ago

            Our English lessons started in first grade.

            [–]Anarke13 1 point2 points ago

            We do not speak fleunt english in Sweden... we think we do, but we don't.

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              [–]meeelting 4 points5 points ago

              Well, lets see here...

              Swedish from 1st grade, English from 3rd grade, German in 7th to 9th grade, Latin (10th, used to be really into the Roman Empire), Spanish in (10th-12th), I don't think C++ counts.

              Can't really speak German or Spanish anymore but I understand it fairly well. First time I was in the US everyone thought I was from Wisconsin until I told them where I was from.

              I think kids these days learn Chinese from 3rd grade, and English from the 1st.

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                [–]DonFix 22 points23 points ago

                Which is why I as a swede giggled when I took this picture in spain.

                [–]pikzel 5 points6 points ago

                Now that's a cheap hora!

                [–]CarlSagan79 16 points17 points ago

                Having recently moved to the United States in fifth grade, I found myself enrolled in a Spanish class.

                The teacher was going over the colors, red, rojo, white, blanco, black, negro.

                Not having ever been around Black people I blurted out, "So that's why they call them niggers!"

                The teacher went ballistic and the best thing I could think to do was hide under my desk. Good times.

                [–]Kazaril 4 points5 points ago

                I saw 3000 Russian army soldiers shout it in unison over and over again. Not sure what it means in Russian, but I found it pretty funny.

                [–]roddan93 6 points7 points ago

                I think it means hora means hurray in russian

                [–]yhelothere 1 point2 points ago

                giggling 28 years old approves

                [–]imfm 1 point2 points ago

                It took me ages to stop snickering every time a friend who was trying to teach me some Swedish wrote "slut" because I was still mentally pronouncing it like the English word. I may actually be a grown woman, but my sense of humour never got that memo.

                [–]Dethread 1 point2 points ago

                http://i.imgur.com/qPJk7.jpg

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                  [–]TheMediumPanda 46 points47 points ago

                  In Denmark we had Queen Elisabeth II coming over for a tour of Copenhagen some decades back. 2 days before her arrival, a staff member at the Royal Danish Railroads suddenly realised something: At that time, the light up sign for "Moving / In motion" was 'I fart', which clearly doesn't go well with a Royal native English speaker so all elevators she would use got a strip of tape richer.

                  [–]lemon_cello 21 points22 points ago

                  I was too swedish to understand the joke at first.

                  [–]GraveDigger1337 9 points10 points ago

                  took me a good minute as well to realise what the joke was

                  [–]Breathing_Balls 120 points121 points ago

                  makes it kind of hard

                  snicker

                  [–]Anikdote 12 points13 points ago

                  I'm fucking calling shenanigans!

                  How the fuck do balls breathe when they have a bag over their head? HUH? I want a goddamn explanation.

                  [–]Breathing_Balls 51 points52 points ago

                  http://www.imgur.com/DZhpj.jpg NSFW

                  [–]Skaft 59 points60 points ago

                  I didnt expect that

                  [–]red321red321 21 points22 points ago

                  reddit

                  expect the unexpected

                  [–]littlesanta 19 points20 points ago

                  But nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

                  [–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

                  ...or expect the expected.

                  [–]turtlekitty30 2 points3 points ago

                  I don't know what I expected

                  [–]GeneralWarts 1 point2 points ago

                  She's cute.

                  [–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

                  Yeah, but what about me, me, and me? :(

                  [–]hotet 1 point2 points ago

                  Breathing_Balls, redditor for 3 months, impressive.

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                    [–]doctaballz 4 points5 points ago

                    Majority of fabric is not air tight and thus allowing balls to "breathe" due to the fabrics composition. Source: I'm a mofuckin docta

                    [–]Anikdote 4 points5 points ago

                    First of all Doc. My scrotum is not made of fabric.

                    Second, are you trying to say my sack is gas permeable? If so I'm inflating that mother fucker TONIGHT!

                    [–]doctaballz 1 point2 points ago

                    My apologies I was referring to clothing to cover up the genitalia. Also to answer your question...no, just no.

                    [–]GeneralWarts 4 points5 points ago

                    You're going to regret asking him that.

                    [–]Anikdote 3 points4 points ago

                    I'm frankly more concerned that you have any information on the subject.

                    [–]Bucketshazz 42 points43 points ago

                    And Danish, too!

                    [–]ur_internet_friend 41 points42 points ago

                    Our favourite Danish words are without a doubt bögballe. Maybe you know it, but in Swedish it means "gay dick".

                    1

                    2 Gay dick sewage service, really Denmark?

                    [–]Thebaconbull 2 points3 points ago

                    Well it's a name and not a Danish word as such. It doesn't make sence as a word. Bøg= beech tree, balle=bundle/butt cheek. So the word would be a beech wood butt cheek or a bundle of beech.

                    [–]kgram 3 points4 points ago

                    Well, that's the name of a city. That's different, our cities are called all kinds of shit. I know a guy from Tarm, meaning intestine. How anyone could ever think of such a name is beyond me.

                    [–]uhmhi 3 points4 points ago

                    Yup, also not too far from Tarm is the lovely town of Lem (Penis) and Sæd (Sperm).

                    [–]RedSnt 1 point2 points ago

                    Heard of a city on Bornholm called Kællingeby? It isn't named on google maps for some reason, but on other maps it is.

                    Kælling comes from the word kærling meaning "dearest", but kælling has through the times changed meaning to "bitch". So the city name translated it "bitch city" (village is probably closer as there are very few houses there).

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                      [–]TheMediumPanda 7 points8 points ago

                      Yeah but we'd use 'Endestation' in Danish which of course isn't much better for the 4-10 year olds since 'ende' also means backside/bottom/ass in Danish.

                      [–]DarthSatoris 2 points3 points ago

                      Danish YEAH!!!

                      [–]Bucketshazz 1 point2 points ago

                      Pony? I have no idea what you're talking about!

                      [–]DarthSatoris 1 point2 points ago

                      Yeah, you're probably right, I was talking nonsense.

                      [–]Heiselberg 10 points11 points ago

                      Damn swedes. Always trying to steal our thunder.

                      Also; rød grød med fløde.

                      [–]TheDarwinator 22 points23 points ago

                      http://satwcomic.com/language-lesson

                      [–]OgGorrilaKing 10 points11 points ago

                      I love the fact the Mexico is behind boxes of cornflakes in the last panel.

                      [–]fishy1102 5 points6 points ago

                      I LOVE the wall of cornflakes between america and mexico.

                      [–]KoreanTerran 15 points16 points ago

                      You guys have planets as letters in your alphabet?

                      sweet

                      [–]Pixelsandshit 6 points7 points ago

                      Dude! My perception of that letter is now forever altered.

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                        [–]Stolen_Username 4 points5 points ago

                        As a swede, I worked in Denmark for a few months.

                        Why, oh why, did every single danish person I met through work want me to say that?!

                        [–]stillalone 2 points3 points ago

                        Ok, I had to look it up and this is where I got: http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/2006/09/the_office_or_l.html

                        It's a test to see if you're Danish?

                        [–]BringerOfPaine 3 points4 points ago

                        Yes. It is very hard for foreigners to say. Even people who have been here like 20 years will sound a little different when saying it.

                        Not to see if your danish per se, but to see how good you are at danish.

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                          [–]kingguru 3 points4 points ago

                          Danish grammar Nazi here. It's actually rødgrød in one word. :-)

                          [–]Alvari1337 1 point2 points ago

                          I would still go for "Rød grød møder fløde", as i could image it to be even worse. Wouldn't make much sence though xD

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                              [–]RetardedSquirrel 19 points20 points ago

                              This also made it really annoying to write Swedish in chats which censor text: 

                              ****, ****a vara k*** (suck, sluta vara kass).

                              Edit: reddit markup hates me.

                              Edit 2: thanks Italian_Barrel_Roll!

                              [–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 4 points5 points ago

                              ****, ***a vara k***

                              Use four spaces before a line to strip out formatting.

                              [–]mmm_burrito 1 point2 points ago

                              Backslashes preceding operators will also escape markup formatting.

                              There's a 50/50 chance I used appropriate terminology in that sentence.

                              [–]pen_name 1 point2 points ago

                              Huh, I don't have very many tags set on Reddit but yours is "Sarcasm Orchard".

                              [–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 1 point2 points ago

                              That comment made my day :)

                              I think you're referring to this comment I made yesterday... had you waited any longer I wouldn't have remembered why you said that either.

                              [–]gloon 27 points28 points ago

                              I'm sure many of them appreciated your image.

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                              [–]wewd 3 points4 points ago

                              With all the farting going on, I can see why the snorkels are necessary.

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                                [–]XRotNRollX 7 points8 points ago

                                well, that makes the Skitsystem song "Slutstation Babylon" less fun

                                [–]LowSociety 4 points5 points ago

                                Well, "skitsystem" means "shitty system."

                                [–]shaddix 4 points5 points ago

                                You listen to Skitsystem?! :D

                                [–]PsychicDriver 7 points8 points ago

                                This is the only Swedish word I know, which I learned from watching VIASAT hockey streams. They would caption scores like so:

                                Oilers: 9 / Blackhawks: 2 - SLUT

                                [–]PerfectCarve 4 points5 points ago

                                New found appreciation for Swedish language.

                                [–]dilkoman 4 points5 points ago

                                And "fart" means " speed"

                                [–]GraveDigger1337 2 points3 points ago

                                sex = six in english at same time as sex = sex in english,

                                What's the time?

                                sex.

                                [–]silverslayer33 5 points6 points ago

                                As an American trying to learn Swedish, I no longer think of "slut" in the English manner because if I just think of it as in "end," mild hilarity ensues because of the nonsense sentences it makes. "Damn, she's such an end." "There are so many ends in our school." "Why won't that end stop trying to fuck me? She knows I have a girlfriend. Stupid ends..."

                                Ninja edit: This is also relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpHniCEHY7I

                                [–]Josso 1 point2 points ago

                                And now I'm imagining your sentences as ents. You know, the trees from LoTR. :p

                                [–]Kiacha 2 points3 points ago

                                So you see, EVERYBODY is getting off at that station.

                                [–]TheWinslow 1 point2 points ago

                                Slut Rea! People in my high school choir thought that phrase was hilarious when we travelled to Sweden. Slut rea means there is a sale of some kind at a store...we saw it a lot.

                                Edit: ah, it means final sale (thanks J_Strauss).

                                [–]J_Strauss 2 points3 points ago

                                Yep. "Final Sale". Like, at the end of Christmas season and such.

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                                  [–]Stunod7 1 point2 points ago

                                  DC++ was the BOMB back in the day.

                                  [–]_liminal 1 point2 points ago

                                  between this thread and this one, I felt like I learned a lot about Europe today.

                                  [–]KillerDvD 1 point2 points ago

                                  Slut is also End in Danish ;)

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                                    [–]danzipen 83 points84 points ago

                                    large size bag of chips in Finland

                                    [–]Rob1150 10 points11 points ago

                                    I wonder what flavor those are...

                                    [–]OgGorrilaKing 14 points15 points ago

                                    Insert fish joke here

                                    [–]talitus 5 points6 points ago

                                    Salty milk and coins.

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                                    [–]kirun 1 point2 points ago

                                    For those that don't mind appearing on some kind of list

                                    [–]stillalone 2 points3 points ago

                                    salmon?

                                    [–]danzipen 1 point2 points ago

                                    slut-flavor..? probably grill flavor.

                                    [–]4_word_replies_only 1 point2 points ago

                                    Just the right taste.

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                                      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

                                      350g is standard size in America.

                                      [–]danzipen 1 point2 points ago

                                      i'd guess that 200g would be standard size in Finland... could even be something as high as 300g, the "megapussi" is just marketing...

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                                        [–]KimJongIlSunglasses 1 point2 points ago

                                        Fish n chips.

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                                          [–]AlphaRedditor 161 points162 points ago

                                          "Oh hey, look, we're near your mom's place."

                                          [–]RetardedSquirrel 54 points55 points ago

                                          My mom actually used to live at one... :'(

                                          [–]TheMediumPanda 38 points39 points ago

                                          WE ALL KNEW ALREADY DUDE!

                                          [–]KrazyMonsta 1 point2 points ago

                                          I apologize for your loss.

                                          [–]phraggel 9 points10 points ago

                                          Make sure to stop by Bro on the way...

                                          [–]IJudgePeopleHarshly 83 points84 points ago

                                          I've noticed many people have gotten off at that station.

                                          [–]rabbitlion 48 points49 points ago

                                          In fact, not a single person stayed on the train.

                                          [–]BLVD 6 points7 points ago

                                          Then who took the picture?

                                          [–]shelltity 9 points10 points ago

                                          who was phone?

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                                            [–]jakemyers7 11 points12 points ago

                                            Some people get off alil to early

                                            [–]Jmz25 1 point2 points ago

                                            On a completely different note, that is a damn nice bus.

                                            [–]Seekzor 11 points12 points ago

                                            It's a train

                                            [–]morkskogen 17 points18 points ago

                                            The best kind of bus in my opinion.

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                                              [–]blown_to_pieces 20 points21 points ago

                                              There is a Danish city called Middelfart... just thought i would throw that in here :)

                                              [–]Jakabov 21 points22 points ago

                                              And a Danish island called Lolland!

                                              [–]sleepwithafryingpan 8 points9 points ago

                                              i like the neighborhood in gotebörg, sverige called angered. i made an angry face the whole time i was on the tram.

                                              [–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

                                              I like how you mixed up ö and o in Göteborg :)

                                              [–]sleepwithafryingpan 9 points10 points ago

                                              för fan!

                                              [–]busek0 1 point2 points ago

                                              to be fair they pronounce it göttebörg :)

                                              [–]skubap 1 point2 points ago

                                              The fact that I didn't notice it until I read your comment and that my mind then read it to me in göteborgska made it about 13 times more hilarious.

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                                                [–]xxon 2 points3 points ago

                                                This danish company name "means" Gaydick sewer service in swedish.

                                                [–]lastwind 17 points18 points ago

                                                Damn that's a nice train. So clean and bright and hi-techy looking. We don't got those where I live.

                                                Even if we were to get one, it would look pretty shit after a month. sigh

                                                [–]SlashCamp 7 points8 points ago

                                                You get sick of them after a while. However, you start appreciating them as soon as you go abroad. Funny how that works.

                                                [–]Tjonke 1 point2 points ago

                                                Yeah too bad the seats are really HARD. It feels like sitting on a stonebench while traveling on those trains. Miss the old trains in that regard, atleast you didn't have to go see a chiropractor after each 30+min trip aboard those.

                                                [–]anonyswe 1 point2 points ago

                                                I think I'm one of few people who find the seats comfortable. I've even slept on the train from 5AM (catching the first train after being out all night) until 11AM. I don't know how many times i got to the Slutstation, both Bålsta and Nynäshamn. Btw, I actually woke up at the station I was supposed to get off at, so I thought I had just had a brief nap until I checked the time. :D

                                                Anyway, I didn't have any problems sleeping for 6 hours on the train at all. But I'm probably in a minority.

                                                [–]SlashCamp 1 point2 points ago

                                                Yeah, I don't have any problems with the seats. The trains are really nice actually.

                                                [–]RagnarDanneskjoeld 42 points43 points ago

                                                Relevant

                                                [–]finnehenry 38 points39 points ago

                                                Slutstation in Swedish = Last station /end of the line

                                                [–]Dstroyrofwrlds 19 points20 points ago

                                                *also relevant to English.

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                                                  [–]Olukon 9 points10 points ago

                                                  Next stop: Whore Island!

                                                  [–]apmechev 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Wait that's not.... a real place?

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                                                    [–]Gonzmachine 16 points17 points ago

                                                    Slut? http://imgur.com/9yHRg

                                                    [–]luntti 12 points13 points ago

                                                    Almost there..

                                                    [–]randyspears 6 points7 points ago

                                                    Goddam you've got some nice looking trains in Scandinavia.

                                                    [–]ExceedingJohn 30 points31 points ago

                                                    LoL, I'm Swedish so I didn't get the joke...

                                                    "Avstigning för samtliga."

                                                    [–]MyTonsilsAreFamous 10 points11 points ago

                                                    Sverige, Norge eller Danmark?

                                                    [–]Seekzor 27 points28 points ago

                                                    Stockholm

                                                    [–]Ajishly 10 points11 points ago

                                                    In Norway we say SISTE STASJONNNNNNN however I have only gone to the end of the line once, so I may be incorrect.

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                                                      [–]Breathing_Balls 4 points5 points ago

                                                      Slut Station sounds like one of those erotic TV channels that I have never, ever seen. Ever.

                                                      [–]zegutgaj 3 points4 points ago

                                                      Maybe this is what Tyrion is searching for...

                                                      [–]Zacke0987 4 points5 points ago

                                                      Maybe that's where whores go?

                                                      [–]Novelt_Acct 3 points4 points ago

                                                      EVERYONE gets off at the slutstation

                                                      [–]MooseHoliday[!] 2 points3 points ago

                                                      You have to get off at that stop. "end station"

                                                      [–]GameDrain 2 points3 points ago

                                                      what about Cockfoster's?

                                                      [–]AlmightyThorian 2 points3 points ago

                                                      Patriotic upvote from a swede!

                                                      [–]gambit87 2 points3 points ago

                                                      I think alot of people have "gotten off" at that stop.

                                                      [–]BucketofBabies 2 points3 points ago

                                                      How'd your mom get a train stop named after her?

                                                      [–]atcaskstrength 4 points5 points ago

                                                      It looks like everyone got off to get off.

                                                      [–]Moofstar 4 points5 points ago

                                                      A couple of Danish classics: Slutspurt and Turistfart.

                                                      [–]MetapodUseHarden 4 points5 points ago

                                                      Sounds like a stop the drunk train passes

                                                      [–]Wacocaine 5 points6 points ago

                                                      You think your better than me?

                                                      [–]trixter21992251 8 points9 points ago

                                                      Scandinavia ftw

                                                      [–]TrisiBB 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Pun intended

                                                      [–]flounder19 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Is the the one with the double wide tunnel?

                                                      [–]sirprizes 1 point2 points ago

                                                      This should definitely beginning of some porn. If it isnt already.

                                                      [–]roslyng 1 point2 points ago

                                                      No one ever goes further...

                                                      [–]Mac223 1 point2 points ago

                                                      The funniest thing is that I read that in english, even though I'm norwegian.

                                                      [–]PokemanFTW 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Driver: "Damn Americans.. Every time."

                                                      [–]GrammarBeImportant 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Brussels has a stop called Kunst-Wet. Many jokes were had.

                                                      [–]suspiciously_calm 1 point2 points ago

                                                      I'm getting off at this stop

                                                      I see what you did there.

                                                      [–]thegreasythumb 1 point2 points ago

                                                      "Getting off" - I see what you did there.

                                                      [–]moonyew 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Careful, you may catch something other then the next train home.

                                                      [–]Zalax 1 point2 points ago

                                                      "Slut" is also Danish word for "end"

                                                      "Ende" does also mean "end"

                                                      Could be danish, but i probably Swedish.

                                                      [–]Murman 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Thought the same as an Irish man on a Swedish train.

                                                      [–]splenny 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Sat to long to figure out why this was number 2 on the front page.. It wasnt til I red the comments i found out the funny part. Its hard to be swedish sometimes..

                                                      [–]MisterReporter 1 point2 points ago

                                                      I remember taking the subway in Stockholm, and seeing how there is reception in the subway. People were talking on their phones and surfing the net and stuff. It was glorious.

                                                      [–]bmalen 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Here in Seattle we have a train that we can take called the SLUT. The South Lake Union Trolley. This reminded me of it, however not all of the letters were capitalized so I'm thinking the Swedish word is the correct answer as to what this is.

                                                      [–]simmejanne 1 point2 points ago

                                                      I'm swedish and I read "slutstation" like "last station" or "end station" (whatever the name is in other contries) now I get it, you guys read "slut station" haha

                                                      [–]c_brownie 1 point2 points ago

                                                      those are some clean ass-trains

                                                      [–]doot_doot 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Pronounced "sloot" in Swedish. Means end.

                                                      [–]rfsmith 1 point2 points ago

                                                      this makes me miss sweden a lot :(

                                                      [–]MisterPif 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Came here cause to upvote cause im swedish!

                                                      [–]maeelstrom 1 point2 points ago

                                                      ...getting off....I see what you did there....

                                                      [–]Svenchen1429 1 point2 points ago

                                                      should've known it was somewhere in Scandinavia... that tram is sooo clean

                                                      [–]justnom 1 point2 points ago

                                                      As a Seattleite, I thought of the South Lake Union Train station. We do have "I rode the SLUT" shirts and stickers...

                                                      [–]este_hombre 1 point2 points ago

                                                      The best part is if you want to get off, you don't even have to leave the train.

                                                      [–]stengoat 1 point2 points ago

                                                      woooooo Sweden rules maaan beer and Vikings and video games and WOMEN FUCK YEAH

                                                      [–]angrehorse 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Im going to start claiming im Swedish now.

                                                      [–]pikzel 1 point2 points ago

                                                      This one seems to be popular to foreign visitors as well: http://imgur.com/JhBzp

                                                      [–]solidtape 1 point2 points ago

                                                      as a scot living in sweden for almos a year, i always found this funny and not many of my friends knew why XD

                                                      [–]SimmeG99 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Har aldrig tänk på de innan.....

                                                      [–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

                                                      NEXT STOP PLAYSTATION!

                                                      [–]theowest 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Nope. It's the last station.

                                                      [–]p00lshark 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Is this in Seattle? SLUT South Lake Union Trolley?

                                                      [–]Mettkatrel 1 point2 points ago

                                                      I'm a Swede and I didn't get it until I read the comments.

                                                      [–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 1 point2 points ago

                                                      SRS isn't going to like this one bit. NOT ONE BIT.

                                                      http://i.imgur.com/5Yviq.jpg

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