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This happens once per month (So sad) (imgur.com)

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[–]MAJORpaiynne 13 points14 points ago

I thought this was going to be a period joke

[–]koolkows 3 points4 points ago

Finally got my white couch clean... AAAAND its gone.

[–]scumbag-reddit 1 point2 points ago

Girlfriend finally done with period. AAAANNNNDDDD it's back.

[–]Mattycore 0 points1 point ago

I know exactly how you feel man. I'm like yay time for sex! What?! Period already?!...dammit...

[–]jack_in_the_mox 0 points1 point ago

It could have been, just sub the bills with spending it on her to help her day. Though, granted, if my hormones fluxed like that I'm pretty sure I'd murder someone repeatedly.

[–]littlesanta 8 points9 points ago

Also happens on steam sales

[–]daveyb86 8 points9 points ago

But THIS month will be different, oh yes. I'll spend as little money as possible, I won't be wasteful, I won't tip a person just for making me a coffee. This month, I'll have a surplus by the end and I'll be back on track.

One week later: ah shit, I'm broke until payday.

[–]alexunderwater 2 points3 points ago

Uhh... stop buying coffee at coffee shops for one.

[–]btlyger 0 points1 point ago

Tip for making coffee? I really hope your joking..

[–]Another_Desk_Jockey 0 points1 point ago

Only if she's hot.

[–]cluelesspuma 2 points3 points ago

Then it's just the tip.

[–]paidijones 1 point2 points ago

At least it is not Ulster Bank, Nat West or RBS where everyones money is gone at the moment from a bank computer failure.

[–]NewdTayne 1 point2 points ago

Amen brother!

[–]LOTF 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if there will ever be a meme about stupid memes?? (Not the macro featured in this post)

[–]Mattycore 0 points1 point ago

This happens to me twice a month. I haven't actually has any money in so long. It just all goes to bills and mortgage.

[–]contextsdontmatter 0 points1 point ago

either you're working minimum wage job or you're living beyond your means. :P either way i feel you bro

[–]23_ 0 points1 point ago

lyk dis if u cri evrytim

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