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[–]Withnail20 277 points278 points ago

Except the inside would be about 1000 degrees and burn your whole mouth.

[–]Diels_Alder 67 points68 points ago

What's inside there? Sauce? Cheese? Toppings?

[–]Mastercutlet 267 points268 points ago

yes

[–]chromesitar 20 points21 points ago

The preferred answer to every multiple answer question.

[–]Battletooth 14 points15 points ago

Unless you're asking the doctor what you've been diagnosed with.

[–]Phoboshobo 23 points24 points ago

"You have been diagnosed with Sauce, Cheese, and Toppings"

[–]chromesitar 7 points8 points ago

"The prognosis is grim. There is a 90 percent chance you will be eaten immediately. If not, you will be placed in a styrofoam container to be eaten within 24 to 48 hours."

[–]Shniggles 12 points13 points ago

"Doctor, what have I been diagnosed with?"

"Yes."

[–]RaizaMane 86 points87 points ago

I don't think they'd be call toppings anymore, since they're in the cone. Maybe middlings. Or in-betweenings.

[–]Kuskesmed 83 points84 points ago

Filling?

[–]jmickey 12 points13 points ago

'Tweenings!

[–]Smoothtroopah 1 point2 points ago

Actually. That's a great name for it. Im starting a business right now with pizza cones. Slogan could be "Choose your 'Tweenings!"!

[–]egomanimac 3 points4 points ago

stuffing.

[–]shpongolian 6 points7 points ago

"What's in it?"

"Stuff."

"We'll call it Stuffing!"

[–]monkeygame7 4 points5 points ago

...fillings?

[–]sitswhilepees 1 point2 points ago

or cone junk

[–]critzelsworth 1 point2 points ago

Innards?

[–]Soviet_Waffle 10 points11 points ago

Yep, they sell them here. They look great, smell great, taste kind of average for a pizza and are molten hot inside.

[–]YaoPau 3 points4 points ago

Cook the cone with a rod going through most of the middle, pull it out when done, then let the customer choose the sauce to fill the opening with... I might do this right now.

[–]crazymusicman 2 points3 points ago

do that. do that. ... fuck it, im going to do that too.

[–]dial_m_for_me 1 point2 points ago

Actually not that hot, I had one few days ago, but it's still shit compared to pizza, that cone seem to be made of plastic mixed with cardboard.

[–]Aethari 1 point2 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking. I imagined biting into one of these and getting 3rd-degree burns over all of my face, mouth, and throat.

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[–]JavaLSU 33 points34 points ago

Today I found out what my special purpose is for.

[–]exitpursuedbybear 24 points25 points ago

I'm picking out a thermos for you, no ordinary thermos would do...

[–]HorribleSquirts 44 points45 points ago

Waiter, bring us some fresh wine!

[–]N8CCRG 35 points36 points ago

There are snails on her plate. Now get them out of here before she sees them. You would think at a fancy restaurant like this at these prices you would be able to keep the snails off the food. There are so many snails in there you can't even SEE the food.

Transcribed because I know nobody here was listening during that scene. Watching Bernadette Peters' cleavage instead.

[–]iDEoLA 19 points20 points ago

I clicked on this thread for the pure hope that it would have devolved into a "The Jerk" quote fest. I am not disappointed.

[–]Name_change_here 1 point2 points ago

The first day was .... Oh u get the picture.

[–]bigbenecu 18 points19 points ago

[–]S15hawny 1 point2 points ago

upvoting because you found source.

[–]science_diction 14 points15 points ago

Somebody is really angry about these cans!

[–]Zonicspeed 87 points88 points ago

Ice soap, anyone?

[–]saladtossing 59 points60 points ago

I thought we put the ice soap/midnight chili days behind us...

Edit: 2 am chili damnit!

[–]Hoobleton 32 points33 points ago

You're 2 hours early there, champ.

[–]champ35640 1 point2 points ago

And I'm 2 hours late

[–]clouds31 7 points8 points ago

Don't you mean waffles?

[–]naked_guy_says 4 points5 points ago

Hahahaha, I remember carrots!

[–]bflizzle 1 point2 points ago

Remind me of the midnight chili :)

[–]saladtossing 3 points4 points ago

[–]navin_johnson 6 points7 points ago

You took the words right out of my mouth!

[–]exitpursuedbybear 1 point2 points ago

THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE!!! THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE!!!!

[–]AngryRedHerring 6 points7 points ago

Put the old Cup-o'-Pizza guy right out of business.

[–]foil-time 1 point2 points ago

Those look like daisy stems.

[–]cyril0 16 points17 points ago

Just curious, do people really have a hard time eating regular pizza slices? I fail to see what problem this innovation is solving. Not trying to be a dick but I don't see the point, plus wouldn't production of this mean be much harder than simply making a giant pizza and splitting it up. Not a bid deal but my 2cents.

[–]Fancy_Lad 13 points14 points ago

Novelty is the key word here. Anything to tip a customer towards a buy.

[–]lonjaxson 10 points11 points ago

Looks like state fair food. Much of what they sell at fairs is designed to be easy to eat while walking around.

[–]imadirtydoctor 1 point2 points ago

THE DEADLY CONE OF CORONARY HEART DISEASE

[–]StewieBanana 221 points222 points ago

That's a great idea. You could call them "Hot Pockets" or something.

[–]ableom 31 points32 points ago

I think these are supposed to be made to order and with actual "fresh" ingredients- at least when I saw a food truck with them.

[–]kareltjeftw 7 points8 points ago

I saw them when i was on holiday in Lloret de Mar in Spain, and they looked like they were 3 days old and never left the ovenlike thing.

[–]Hi_Im_Jason 3 points4 points ago

So cone-shaped calzones then?

[–]AGGGman 5 points6 points ago

What about calzones? Aren't they pretty much hot pockets made on the spot?

[–]PrincessDickFart 1 point2 points ago

Da fuq?

Food truck+Fresh=non existent.

Or spain must have wonderful food trucks

[–]ableom 1 point2 points ago

They are specialty food trucks, and I live in Florida. Every Sunday there is a big meetup of them and they are usually small start up restaurants.

Not your typical food truck.

[–]residue69 1 point2 points ago

Or maybe cock pockets.

[–]Ody523 28 points29 points ago

They had a Pizza Cone store in NYC a couple of years ago. It quickly closed down despite the strong curiosity and novelty draw.

[–]halloni 9 points10 points ago

Really?

Well I've only tasted these at a festival here in Scandinavia but they were fucking delicious, and cheap too!

They had great success... there is however one downside.. they will burn your mouth to a crisp because you are too hungry to wait.

[–]CaptO 11 points12 points ago

The one in NYC was hideously expensive.

[–]Piratedan200 27 points28 points ago

This applies to everything in NYC ever.

[–]Erynsen 15 points16 points ago

actually the big thing here (NYC) now is $1 pizza slices. 39th and 6th avenue has a pizza war, 75c a slice.

[–]fah_cue 11 points12 points ago

i tried both those 75 cents slice places and was disgusted. The $1 slice place 1 block up (Joey Pepperoni) is totally worth the extra 25 cents. FYI.

[–]RainbowLollipop 2 points3 points ago

Not if you're a homeless

[–]RadiantSun 10 points11 points ago

Homeless people can taste too!

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 4 points5 points ago

If you are homeless you are eating out of the dumpster behind the 75c pizza place and saving your money for booze.

[–]W00DERS0N 1 point2 points ago

34th and 3rd, there is actually a prety decent one. $2.75 for two slices and a soda. Not altogether horrible, especially at 3 am.

[–]whoopthartis 2 points3 points ago

My family supplied the cones to that store. They were freshly made by me (it SUCKED making those fucking shits BY HAND) and all the ingredients were fresh. Until the owner decided to cut us out and get it "factory" made. Shortly after they closed down! I hate these damn things with a passion now!

[–]neckbeard_assassin 18 points19 points ago

Wouldn't this turn the bottom into a grease spout?

[–]mattfbasler 5 points6 points ago

You just hold it over your fries for flavor.

[–]Grogan1992 1 point2 points ago

With thinking like that we need to get you into government.

[–]mvdk 2 points3 points ago

yeah...its gross.

[–]magnoliafly 78 points79 points ago

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[–]magnet513 12 points13 points ago

it was also submtted to /r/trees like 12 hours ago or something

[–]The_Schwenk 6 points7 points ago

Commencing downvote

[–]dawacocktail 11 points12 points ago

Mmmm, burnt roof-of-mouth

[–]SatinHandyWipe 9 points10 points ago

The jerk.

[–]NoYouCantDontEvenTry 5 points6 points ago

You know you're getting old when you have to scroll this far to see a The Jerk reference

[–]zirbil 2 points3 points ago

Pizza in a Cup

[–]gbgftw 70 points71 points ago

Nope. The good side of the pizza is the upper side. This setup reduces the upper side by like 90%, resulting in an unacceptable top-bottom ratio IMHO.

[–]c_mulk 1 point2 points ago

But imagine the cheese lump in the middle of all that crust. Eat all the crust away first and voilà!

[–]j1mmie 1 point2 points ago

Your mom has an unacceptable top-bottom ratio.

[–]Harry_Bladder[S] -2 points-1 points ago

I'm pretty sure there is sauce and cheese stuffed inside that crust all the way through. If not, I still love the crusts!

[–]TheBlankeyBandit 45 points46 points ago

but then wouldn't the middle be like molten cheese? that sounds painful...

[–]coolsubmission 15 points16 points ago

but then wouldn't the middle be like molten cheese? that sounds painful delicious...

FTFY

[–]Fictional_Lincoln 1 point2 points ago

but then wouldn't the middle be like molten cheese? that sounds painfully delicious...

FTFY

FTFY

[–]johnnytightlips2 5 points6 points ago

But it isn't cooked or browned. The joy of cheese on a pizza is having it brown; this way it's just warm.

[–]gbgftw 4 points5 points ago

Yes, but the good part of the upper side is not just the crust. Sure, there are stuffed pizzas as well and some people like them, but it's not the same.

[–]Funguss 5 points6 points ago

False. There is a guy in town selling them. You wait around for longer than it would take to cook a pizza. The problem of getting them cooked in the center means it takes way longer and overcooks the outside. They are nuclear hot on the outside and often cold on the inside. Its just different, not better. Just roll up a slice and you get the same effect.

[–]Akottens 5 points6 points ago

My mall has these, and let me tell you, I love pizza, even having worked at an Italian pizzeria. However be forewarned, these pizza cones are not good and are a major disappointment, while an interesting idea.

[–]anofficerofthelawl 107 points108 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks of this as completely disgusting? I fuckin love Pizza but...ew!

[–]ChimpanAToChimpanzee 131 points132 points ago

The cheese-to-bread ratio is way off.

[–]nesquiksand 69 points70 points ago

not to mention the sauce

[–]poopergies01 21 points22 points ago

Bingo

[–]Meatyfrog 16 points17 points ago

The thought that is running through my head is what happens when you bite into it and get a sauce explosion over your face and get 2nd degree burns.

[–]LindsAW 6 points7 points ago

I've actually had one of these, it's a company called kono pizza, I think they're based in Quebec. Anyway, this was a dumb idea because it ruined everything about pizza and honestly doesn't taste that great... I'm never going to buy one again.

[–]FlutGOS 2 points3 points ago

You are. The upvotes are just for pity.

[–]GeneralWarts 12 points13 points ago

Basically a calzone right?

Either way, I can't wait to try it. Wisconsin State Fair I'm talking to you!

[–]jayesanctus 1 point2 points ago

Wisconsin State Fair

This does seem like it would be right in Wisconsin's wheel house.

[–]killiangray 1 point2 points ago

cheese wheel house

[–]StormVader 7 points8 points ago

This is a repost! If you need proof here it is: http://imgur.com/a/BlVPV

[–]Aitioma 3 points4 points ago

Nah, that idea looks soggy/smushy.

[–]anonymousketeer 3 points4 points ago

This pizza in a cup place put that last pizza in a cup place out of business.

[–]flounder19 2 points3 points ago

I could totally go for a P'Zone right now

[–]RedPandaMediaGroup 2 points3 points ago

I've had one. It was eh.

[–]Atmosck 2 points3 points ago

No, it's not. This looks disgusting.

[–]mfwic 1 point2 points ago

I had something like this at the train station in Frankfurt-Oder, Germany. It was a Turkish pizza stand. Absolutely delicious.

[–]Carbon_Dirt 1 point2 points ago

Y'know, they came out with these neat things called Hot Pockets...

[–]MitchyMcFly 1 point2 points ago

Will it burn my mouth? It will destroy your mouth.

[–]evspence 1 point2 points ago

i'm hungover. thank you for just making me throw up.

[–]TheGreenBastards 1 point2 points ago

Nope. New York-style is still the best: fold the pizza in half.

People always have an "...ohhhh," moment whenever I fold my pizza. Seems common sense, but then again, I don't know dick about computers, so there.

[–]misterfitch 1 point2 points ago

[–]smoger 1 point2 points ago

until you bite it and molten sauce comes pouring out

[–]munge_me_not 1 point2 points ago

I heard they are kinda disgusting and that the middle is hot as fuck while the outside is kinda doughy. K! Pizzacone is closed now. It was hated.

[–]Subs2 1 point2 points ago

kinda looks horrendous to me. A bit like a heart attack in cone form.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

DAE think that looks fucking disgusting?

[–]skellington0101 1 point2 points ago

These things are delicious... love getting them at outdoor concerts here in mtl

[–]apache_alfredo 1 point2 points ago

False. The inner core of the pizza cone is molten and hence this is impossible to eat.

[–]DatAintFalco 1 point2 points ago

You know how Drumstick cones have that chunk of chocolate at the bottom? This would be a pit of grease.

[–]buttnectar 1 point2 points ago

we had one of these stores on college hill in providence... it did not do well.

[–]Chem125 1 point2 points ago

Providence?

[–]ItsBecauseIm____ 1 point2 points ago

Re-post from ages ago.

[–]snutr 1 point2 points ago

We call this "inconvenient calzone".

[–]henrybear 1 point2 points ago

No, it's not a good idea. This is actually a horrible idea. Anyone who has ever tried it knows it's the worst idea ever.

Why the fuck would you take something as simple and refined as the pizza, and turn it into this turd cone? Everything inside is burning hot, and the crust is rock solid.

Sometimes...stupid people have ideas that just shouldn't be executed until their mental state is checked on by a psychiatrist.

[–]bdemented 1 point2 points ago

Personally I thought the wheel was a pretty sweet idea as well.

[–]rovus 1 point2 points ago

Tried one yesterday, it was shit. The dough was too thick and pie-like, the insides were odd flavoured and it didn't cook properly with the directions.

2/10 would not pizza-cone again.

[–]maromarius 1 point2 points ago

I have one next to my university in Montreal, and its always empty

[–]GanoesParan 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, call me old fashioned, but I would prefer a slice 10 out of 10 times.

[–]vxx 4 points5 points ago

This is just mean. I am very hungry and want to eat that right now.

Too bad I have to wait a little bit till lunch time.

[–]lejugg 1 point2 points ago

Kone Pizza on StCatherine Montreal?

[–]01000001010011100100 1 point2 points ago

upboats for location. Their dessert kones are also pretty good!

[–]DudeFoods 1 point2 points ago

I made something pretty similar recently by putting pizza dough in my waffle cone maker and then just mixing up some Italian sausage, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce and putting it in the cone.

I have a blog post about it up at http://dudefoods.com/pizza-cone/ for anyone who is interested.

[–]BigMax55 0 points1 point ago

[–]Darwinnotgod 0 points1 point ago

dude where did you get that?

[–]DarrenEdwards 0 points1 point ago

I can never get them straight, is it Lava on top of the cone or is it magma? I see nothing but tears from biting into these.

[–]Gyrolin 0 points1 point ago

I hear these are hot lava

[–]InnerShinigami 0 points1 point ago

We had one in Rhode Island, closed down pretty quick as well. The problem was after a time they raised their prices. Small pizza cones for 2.99 each was a rip off. Drew people in with $1 cones then, blam.

[–]NotSureIfLeftHanded 0 points1 point ago

eww.

[–]Gamer_ely 0 points1 point ago

face burns.... everywhere

[–]exhuma 0 points1 point ago

I got curious, so I googled for "pizza cones", and look what I found:

http://www.instructables.com/id/pizza-cones/

[–]bagadees 0 points1 point ago

lava cone!

[–]chaz_chazerton 0 points1 point ago

This thing looks like it would burn my mouth so hard.

[–]chaz_chazerton 0 points1 point ago

This thing looks like it would burn my mouth so hard.

[–]DannyBoi1Derz 0 points1 point ago

I would eat that. Then again, its 11:36 and I haven't gone to lunch yet.

[–]DamnSpamFilter 0 points1 point ago

Got back from Japan a week ago, actually saw these in Tokyo, didn't try one because i used to be fat and i dont want to be fat again

[–]SylvesterCologne 0 points1 point ago

No, no it is not. Oh Europe...

[–]AlphaHotel_94 0 points1 point ago

The outer crust may cool, but be wary, for it's cheesy innards are molten. I burned my mouth terribly trying to eat one of these.

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

it sucks

[–]jcarberry 0 points1 point ago

They had one near where I live, but it closed rather quickly, despite running sales all the time.

[–]major_ursa 0 points1 point ago

This is disgusting.

[–]ryder77 0 points1 point ago

Is this just now getting to other countries?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That looks disgusting.

[–]RiiceCakes 0 points1 point ago

Had one on a trip to italy. They taste pretty bad. xD

[–]manw1ch 0 points1 point ago

The inside of that would be a million degrees.

[–]AaronElston 0 points1 point ago

Why mess with perfection? Pizza is perfect the way it is. That's why everybody in the world LOVES it. It's like when they tried to out-do ice-cream with dippin' dots. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Pizza, ice-cream, #1.

[–]I_Key_Cars 0 points1 point ago

Only an idiot would fuck with Pizza.

[–]iluvgoodburger 0 points1 point ago

Ew. Check yourself and then respect yourself.

[–]pussErox 0 points1 point ago

nope.. the greatest idea ever is the search feature

[–]e-kul 0 points1 point ago

When I found this on google I posted it to reddit too!

[–]djspawn00 0 points1 point ago

There was a pizzacone spot on 32nd and 5th... it wasn't as good as it looked and the place went out of business.

[–]fran13r 0 points1 point ago

Actually i have tried it, it fucking sucks, a regular pizza is WAY better IMO.

[–]sayaaahhh 0 points1 point ago

This gives me a foodboner.

[–]Lolzurock 0 points1 point ago

Oh ew...I'm American and I find that too much. Looks gross tbh.

P.S. I'm also from NY so maybe I'm a pizza prude

[–]nojusticenpeace 0 points1 point ago

The only place I had these was in Disneyland Kong Kong, and they were horrible

[–]DjDillypoo 0 points1 point ago

Mind blown

[–]rockywithagun 0 points1 point ago

Proud to say I've done this with glorious results.

[–]drbeene 0 points1 point ago

This looks like a molten ball of mouth blisters. Have you ever had a blister on the roof of your mouth, of course you have. We all have, because we're all idiots who think this looks like a legit idea. It will ruin your shit, guys.

[–]zamboniman46 0 points1 point ago

WANT

[–]drop0ut 0 points1 point ago

No it's not. There was a place like that in NYC that crashed and burned. It tasted bad, and in the end they felt bad.

[–]TheMacMan 0 points1 point ago

Had those at the MN State Fair a couple years back. Much easier to eat a normal slice of pizza.

[–]gwynnbleidd129 0 points1 point ago

we've had these so called "pizza cones" in Wiesbaden (Germany) for quite some time now :D truly great idea!

http://goo.gl/Tg9mb

[–]x3nopon 0 points1 point ago

New York has always had pepperoni rolls. Which are just pizza dough, cheese and pepperoni. Basically the same thing as these. Best part is they used to be even cheaper than a slice of pizza, but damn were they greasy.

[–]ProjectileHerpes 0 points1 point ago

So, more dough/carbs, less cheese/ingredients.

Yet its a good idea because you can hold it in one hand...

No thank you.

[–]dchaffin 0 points1 point ago

[–]pizzadogg 0 points1 point ago

I can vouch for these.

how it works is that there is an initial layer of cheese and pepperoni followed by sauce. Lower down in the cone is another layer of cheese, pepperoni with a collection of sauce at the tip of the cone.

Also, not as difficult to eat as you would think.

The only thing that bummed me out was the novelty price they slapped on it.

[–]Biaga 0 points1 point ago

I live near a place that does that, and they are not near as good as you think.

[–]DanBrwn 0 points1 point ago

You can buy Pizza Cones in NYC for like $2.50

[–]SandNinjuh 0 points1 point ago

I am really fucking hungry now.

[–]ihateleon 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it would be too messy

[–]richunclesam 0 points1 point ago

You should crosspost this to /r/loseit ...

[–]Avista 0 points1 point ago

How so? What is even remotely good about it, let alone "the best idea leik evar"? It's disgusting and messy.

[–]Cow_Lover 0 points1 point ago

Now do it with a taco

[–]UlisesGirl 0 points1 point ago

The thought of so much cheese actually makes me a little ill...

Good idea though!

[–]togthr 0 points1 point ago

Except for the Diarrhea

[–]xantwonx 0 points1 point ago

Yuck, I literally gagged. Three of those would give you 80% artery blockage.

[–]the_peter_parkour 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah, a heart attack in a cone! How could this not be a genius idea?

[–]Coolkidd903 0 points1 point ago

I must have this

[–]paranoiajack 0 points1 point ago

What, you're too good to buy a calzone?

[–]Fuqwon 0 points1 point ago

This is pretty brilliant as regular pizza isn't at all potable and almost impossible to eat.

[–]Lillipout 0 points1 point ago

One hot cone of lava, please.

[–]hellsonlyrose 0 points1 point ago

I can feel the burning on my upper gums already :/

[–]kw123 0 points1 point ago

Italian will be very mad

[–]GiggityGiggidy 0 points1 point ago

Just what I needed, much more tomato stains on my clothes!

[–]gunstar69 0 points1 point ago

No its not, I tried this and it just tastes like lasagne.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Gonna buy an ice cream truck. Gonna make these things. Gonna paint that truck in bad ass kid-friendly 90's colors. Gonna crank the sound system. All day long? Playing Cappelli and Company's "So You Want to Make a Pizza!" And make kids chase me for a quarter mile or so, that way they get a little cardio in before dinner.

[–]timerout 0 points1 point ago

had one in my town, it sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They never cook all the way through, unless you ask for it well done and then they (pizza guys) look at you funny

[–]equipsoldier 0 points1 point ago

Taking coning to the next level

[–]phatboi 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if awesome or disgusting

[–]zackhample 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would eat