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[–]Bryguy9312 135 points136 points ago

I always think it's funny that the gorilla doesn't wait to see if it hits, he just books it out of there like they won't know he threw it if they don't see him do it.

edit: god damn it.

[–]dedfrog 64 points65 points ago

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

nothing

[–]snammel 9 points10 points ago

is there a youtube video of this?

[–]dedfrog 2 points3 points ago

I would love to know that.

[–]GiggityGiggidy 4 points5 points ago

That is the funniest gif I've ever seen. Coming from a person whose grandmother breeds pugs.

[–]Wolfman87 1 point2 points ago

I agree, hilarious. Coming from a person who's aunt breeds cats.

[–]Require_More_Mineral 0 points1 point ago

The progenator!

[–]theGUYishere24 -1 points0 points ago

Ahh, my favorite GIF strikes again.

[–]FranzWilhelmIII -4 points-3 points ago

What makes you think it's yours?

[–]theGUYishere24 0 points1 point ago

wait, what?

[–]FranzWilhelmIII 0 points1 point ago

I jest I jest

[–]jarejay 22 points23 points ago

I think you accidentally a word

[–]beergoggles69 69 points70 points ago

"He just books it out of there like they won't he threw it if they don't see him do it." - Bryguy9312

[–]BluntMastermind 23 points24 points ago

Put it on his tombstone!

[–]jarejay 7 points8 points ago

Thanks for clearing that up for anyone who didn't catch it before he fixed it

[–]ThunderGyra -2 points-1 points ago

I think you accidentally added a word by accident

ftfy

[–]CleanBill 4 points5 points ago

That's exactly how dogfights go, the pilot is actually instructed not to wait to see if the rocket hits or not once launched

[–]Clayburn 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure he's taking cover for the imminent explosion.

[–]iampepper 49 points50 points ago

There was a gorilla in our local zoo who spits on people. He's dead now but he was quite popular when I was younger.

[–]MuffinatorXIII 81 points82 points ago

good to know

[–]igotanewwatch 31 points32 points ago

my grampa once put a whole loaf of bread in a hippo's mouth at the zoo. they're both dead now.

[–]deaft 9 points10 points ago

death certificates please

[–]PinchiWonkaGrandpa 4 points5 points ago

RIP bread

[–]wrightaboutit 10 points11 points ago

My kid used to love gorillas, so I took him to the zoo. The gorilla was mentally ill and would vomit all over the platform right in front of the window, then he'd slurp it all up and repeat. My kid didn't talk about gorillas after that.

[–]mahm 4 points5 points ago

Animals being driven to insanity is why I don't go to zoos, it makes me sad :(

[–]Xanthan81 6 points7 points ago

Hmmm... Where were you located at the time of death, Mr. iampepper?!?

[–]iampepper 4 points5 points ago

He died of old age. He was quite the attraction at the zoo. Come to think about it he was probably just an old grumpy gorilla. Saw the news on TV...I swear I had nothing to do with it! It was actually quite funny to see him spit on people.

[–]Xanthan81 5 points6 points ago

Then why was a note found pinned to his chest that read, "SPIT ON ME? SPIT ON ME?!? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPIT ON ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE! Signed, iampepper"? Hmmmmm?

[–]iampepper 7 points8 points ago

I plead not guilty.

It just hit me now how I worded "He's dead now" like I was the one who killed the gorilla. My English is bad and I now feel bad...haha.

[–]Xanthan81 0 points1 point ago

No harm done. I was just bustin' your chops. :-)

[–]Disasstah 1 point2 points ago

I do it and people hate me. A gorilla does it and he's loved!

[–]BoSknight 35 points36 points ago

Black Ops 2 game play.

[–]Smsmith -2 points-1 points ago

wat

[–]upvotedyouanyway 3 points4 points ago

Cause it's gonna be shit.

[–]Maple_D 95 points96 points ago

[–]SkrozSplitski 55 points56 points ago

I wonder how long it will take for Reddit to butcher this jimmies rustled thing and post it in every other thread until I start hating it as much as le rage comics.

[–]greg__ 71 points72 points ago

[–]BluntMastermind 32 points33 points ago

[–]Raminto 25 points26 points ago

[–]BluntMastermind 54 points55 points ago

[–]A_British_Gentleman 8 points9 points ago

Okay, I admit it. That one made me laugh.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

And I used to be so entertained by f7u12... one "le" just drives me fucking bananas now.

[–]Nickolo3 6 points7 points ago

There is no need to be upset.

[–]Journalisto 1 point2 points ago

Rage works in mysterious ways.

[–]elbruce 10 points11 points ago

[–]bornazombie 1 point2 points ago

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

They already have.

[–]UnholyDemigod 5 points6 points ago

Seeing a gorilla walk upright like a human swinging its arms is hilarious.

[–]I_Am_Indifferent 0 points1 point ago

That's the jo... er, whatever.

[–]L4HA 0 points1 point ago

THIS made me guffaw! Thanks!

[–]UseYourIllusionII 13 points14 points ago

"FUCK YOU GUYS....ohshitohshitohshitohshit!"

[–]Ooblah21 6 points7 points ago

Dat ass.

[–]TheSevenKhumquats 4 points5 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/s3d6e/gorillas_can_be_such_assholes/

Not my post, but at least give him so credit if you're going to repost it, poor guy doesn't even have any upvotes..

[–]Cojonimo 2 points3 points ago

Well, a good post on reddit, also needs a good headline it seems.

[–]deaft 0 points1 point ago

yeah he didn't have a pun in the title. looks like at this point that's a difference of 1215 upvotes.

[–]mybossthinksimworkng 11 points12 points ago

All I see is a goddamned racist gorilla.

[–]hansschnier 23 points24 points ago

It's fine, he just likes to fuck with people.

[–]sarais 2 points3 points ago

He pulls him like a rag doll!

[–]willis77 3 points4 points ago

I know someone who worked with a silverback in a vet clinic. In his cage he had a spring from a playground toy cemented to the wall. The gorilla would grab the spring with one arm and beat his chest while extending it. If you've every felt how stiff those springs are, you can see why they would be able to grab a guy like a rag doll.

[–]Ecl1pse 0 points1 point ago

The dude probably just gave up on life when the gorilla grabbed his foot. Then he was like 'Whelp, that was close, just gonna shuffle back over there towards to folks with cameras'

[–]snammel 2 points3 points ago

Speciesist?

[–]SomeDudeFromJersey 9 points10 points ago

Kinda apt description. Hit and run tactics.

[–]The_Sunda_Slow_Loris 2 points3 points ago

ALL I CAN THINK OF IS HOW GOOD THIS GORILLA WOULD BE AT DODGE BALL!

[–]NiNjAB0Y 1 point2 points ago

FUCK THA POLICE hahaha

[–]Cheesemoose326 6 points7 points ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[–]Goddamn_Wouter 21 points22 points ago

not posting the song.

[–]Cheesemoose326 2 points3 points ago

I wish I could give you more than one upvote. God damn that's awesome.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

beautiful, absolutely beautiful

[–]xWeasel -2 points-1 points ago

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

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[–]Cereal_Grapist 8 points9 points ago

Lol you don't know the joke.

[–]Cheesemoose326 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Cheesemoose326 8 points9 points ago

I am trained in gorilla warfare and..." Gorilla warfare and.. gorilla warfare and.. gorilla..gorilla...

That was kind of the joke...

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[–]Dead_Rooster 9 points10 points ago

It would have been if you'd understood from the start like the rest of us.

[–]nbenzi 4 points5 points ago

for future reference, the "what did you say to me you little bitch..." is a very very old copypasta (it probably originated on 4chan) that frequently gets reposted for the lols that ensue when aggravated and affronted redditors get their jimmies rustled.

[–]TheImproviser 1 point2 points ago

If you were a quarter as intelligent as you're making yourself out to be, you'd understand that everyone understands the joke. Everyone but yourself.

[–]gis8 3 points4 points ago

Jimmies = rustled

[–]Cowzer 1 point2 points ago

I laughed wayyyy more than this gif deserves.

[–]Galacticabyss 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit!

[–]redboat 0 points1 point ago

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

[–]Jumala 0 points1 point ago

Major league sidearm there...

[–]guitarhero23 0 points1 point ago

Can they make a game of this instead of a new Call of Duty?

[–]ArchangelPT 0 points1 point ago

EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]tylergray101 0 points1 point ago

Gorillas don't give a fuck.

[–]TheSprinkleyOne 0 points1 point ago

So like us.

[–]BigDaveyD 0 points1 point ago

This made my day!

[–]Deadeye388 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but laugh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I want to be a gorilla

[–]DarvelMk 0 points1 point ago

Fire and maneuver...

[–]SirOinksalot 0 points1 point ago

This kind of monkey business deserves its own subreddit. Let's make this happen - /r/monkeybusiness

[–]voodoobunny77 0 points1 point ago

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[–]WHATBACON 0 points1 point ago

"This is gonna be great haha. fling oh crap too far I'm bookin it!

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[–]feeblemuffin -1 points0 points ago

please stop reposting.

[–]Pumpkin_Pie -1 points0 points ago

TIL: Gorillas are funny, I want to come back in my next life as one

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[–]snoharm 1 point2 points ago

HAHA BECAUSE GORILLA!

[–]snammel 0 points1 point ago

WHAT HE DID SAAAAYY?

[–]Redowner -2 points-1 points ago

More fun than modern warfare XD