About seven or eight years ago I was out hiking ya' see. All I had on my person was a backpack filled with a towl, two large bottles of water, and a few bucks. I was very under-prepared, and unfortunately I had already of been hiking for over a few hours, and at the end of my hike there was supposed to be a beautiful waterfall, so I didn't want to turn around and have to start my trek all over again. It was a long hike, and by the time I made it to the base of the waterfall I had drank up all of my water. While resting and catching my breath all alone on the bank of this small lagoon which the waterfall fed into, this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water. I so absolutely terrified, I jumped up and noticed its big red eyes. Terrified I yelled at it, "WHAT DO YOU WANT MONSTER?" And you know what it said? "About treee fiddy".

I reached into my bag to grab the ten dollars in my backpack and when all of a sudden this monster slapped my hand down. I got into one little fight and mom got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air". I told her to fuck off, so I ran out of the house and whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said "fresh" it had dice in the mirror! If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I said nah forget it, "Yo holmes I need to go anywhere!" He looked back at me with his stereotypical yellow cab driver hat, he was a Jersey boy. He had the gold chains and all. "Anywhere you say?" to which I replied "yes anywhere". It was after I got into the cab Well it was about that time that I notice that cab driver was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era. I threw my cash at him, all ten dollars. And I haven't encountered the monster since. Best 10$'s I've ever spent.

2tldr; best 10$'s I've ever spent.