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No screenshotsPunishment [x-post from /r/4chan] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]0011110000110011 68 points69 points ago

So many people use the snake video but most people disconnect before they finish it.

[–]AntonJokinen 906 points907 points ago

Horrible. Terrible. Disgusting. Inhumane. All they had to do was show their boobs and they could have saved the chick. Selfish and disgusting people.

[–]Gutherin 201 points202 points ago

Snakes gotta eat, he woulda done it anyway

[–]sentopi955 133 points134 points ago

guys, don't worry! He is just using a GIF loop

[–]rahmspinat 65 points66 points ago

Yeah, even the very first time it was a gif. Poor snake was betrayed.

[–]yangx 21 points22 points ago

Oh ok, I was wondering when the snake was going to be full.

[–]Jnoggynog 13 points14 points ago

Naw its more like

Snakes gotta eat,

I gotta jizz.

[–]t7598 53 points54 points ago

Those girls are obviously underage. WTF, reddit?

[–]TesticleToe 73 points74 points ago

Debatable. When I see college freshmen nowadays I always assume it's some kind of high school visit day or some shit.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points ago

Can confirm. Went back to college, had to restrain myself from bending over with my hands on my thighs and inquire "Where's your mommy?" of the freshmen.

[–]Chizomsk 28 points29 points ago

In my mind, you're doing a kind of ass ventriloquism.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Like this?

[–]White_Hamster 9 points10 points ago

4 minutes to find a relevant ass ventriloquism video? We're livin the dream

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Well it's Ace Ventura, so pretty famous. I'm assuming Chizomsk was probably actually referring to it in the first place.

[–]S-D-J 2 points3 points ago

I looked at this link and thought "God help you if this doesn't bring me to Ace Ventura." Congrats!

[–]Chizomsk 1 point2 points ago

Exactly that.

[–]alphawolf29 6 points7 points ago

Yep, I can't tell the age of people at all.

[–]StraY_WolF 4 points5 points ago

Age do that to you.

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    [–]noshanks 4 points5 points ago

    like they were going to show there boobs anyway, he was just trying to scare them.

    [–]Jgarciamusichitsface 0 points1 point ago

    you must be new here

    [–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

    That snake has never been on reddit.

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      [–]BritishEnglishPolice 2 points3 points ago

      I can't tell if you're serious or not...

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        [–]Daidra 72 points73 points ago

        If they really didn't want to see it happen they'd have closed it out sooner.

        [–]KickTheBaby 20 points21 points ago

        Admit it, you couldn't look away either

        [–]Daidra 10 points11 points ago

        Well it's a gif, so it's happened in the past. If this were to be happening in front of me in real time I'd want nothing to do with it.

        [–]Motherfrogger 8 points9 points ago

        Honestly, I'd be more interested if it was happening now

        [–]Daidra 3 points4 points ago

        You're awful.

        [–]Motherfrogger 7 points8 points ago

        Why does something that happened in the past make it any better?

        [–]Daidra 5 points6 points ago

        I was joking about the "awful" bit. Little adorable creatures get eaten alive all the damn time on this planet. Nature is harsh like that.

        [–]Motherfrogger 3 points4 points ago

        Okay sorry dude :)

        [–]ThisIsDystopia 0 points1 point ago

        It's awful to watch someone feed their pet? Snakes are amazing pets, I personally feed mine frozen humanely killed mice for his own safety. Live animals can peck/scratch/bite your snake.

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          [–]captshady 41 points42 points ago

          When this originally came out, there were a bunch of tit pics from girls that complied.

          [–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

          So...where are these ones? ಠ_ಠ

          [–]give_it_to_me 38 points39 points ago

          Had to go the whole way over to google image search to find them:

          1 2 3 4* 5

          Note: All these links were gathered directly through google image search and if any are found to be CP I will remove them immediately.

          Edit*: Due to comments number 4 was replaced with the censored version

          [–]Reauxg 26 points27 points ago

          Those girls... are heroes, saving nature by exposing themselves. One flash at a time.

          [–]rawdoggingisawesome 3 points4 points ago

          Those girls are the heroes the chicks need, but dont deserve right now

          [–]badmonkey0001 3 points4 points ago

          Because those chicks are the chicks that the chicks deserve, but not the chicks the chicks need right now.

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            [–]UnholyDemigod 8 points9 points ago

            Number 4 looks underage. Not sure about the rest though.

            [–]give_it_to_me 0 points1 point ago

            Even if not, better safe than sorry, link updated to censored version.

            [–]TrollingThunder -2 points-1 points ago

            Her mouth doesn't look 18 years old?

            [–]captshady 0 points1 point ago

            What terms did you search on? Your google-fu is impressive.

            [–]give_it_to_me 0 points1 point ago

            Basically just terms like: chatroullete omegle boobs snake bird. Just changed them up some and then the one site had multiple links once I went to it.

            I am sure there are a lot more and probably worse ones, that's why I stuck with google.

            [–]Osmodius -1 points0 points ago

            They look like they enjoy it too much. I've a feeling if you put any kind of effort into asking for boobs they would comply.

            [–]captshady -1 points0 points ago

            I wish I knew!

            [–]JiggleFisher 7 points8 points ago

            http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/160/195/OP-Will-deliver-soon.jpg?1318992465

            [–]JiggleFisher 2 points3 points ago

            Wow. OP replied right when I posted. Thank you OP.

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                [–]SimilarImage 187 points188 points ago

                Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
                1 month Sephiroth7 Boobs!.. or i move him closer [SFW] /r/gifs 66 250
                4 months rufi885 Boobs or I move him closer here 52 110
                4 months Stephen_W_Hawking Anyone want to watch a snake eat some chick? here 195 555

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                [–]dahud 4 points5 points ago

                4 months since this image was last on r/WTF. I hereby rule this to be a permissible repost.

                [–]Sk3ith 20 points21 points ago

                Why is there an r/4chan? Why wouldn't you just go to 4chan?

                [–]White_Hamster 51 points52 points ago

                Substantially less CP

                [–]Sk3ith 2 points3 points ago

                Hmmmmmmmmmm. Fair enough.

                [–]MeshesAreConfusing 2 points3 points ago

                CP?

                [–]White_Hamster 17 points18 points ago

                Cheese Pizza

                [–]MeshesAreConfusing 0 points1 point ago

                Then why do people even go to /r/4chan? Cheese pizza is awesome.

                [–]Ataya970 0 points1 point ago

                Child Pornography

                [–]Itisme129 4 points5 points ago

                That's disgusting. 4chan would never do such a thing. CP stands for Captain Picard. Now get your mind out of the gutter.

                [–]idefix24 1 point2 points ago

                It's a little like /r/bestof
                You get the highlights of the day without having to wade through all the shit on /b/

                [–]I-prod-spiders 2 points3 points ago

                I think it's for the redditors who believe /b/ is synonymous with 4chan and are too terrified to venture onto it and/or the /b/ users who are stupid and want to try and show off how cool they are here.

                [–]pinkcadillac28 0 points1 point ago

                what does /b/ mean?

                [–]I-prod-spiders 1 point2 points ago

                /b/ is a section of 4chan where all the kids who've seen 4chan mentioned on reddit/9gag/ebaums/tv go to show how cool they are by acting like 13 year olds.

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                [–]I-prod-spiders 0 points1 point ago

                Heh, no problem dude.

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                  [–]Randon_Ratings 15 points16 points ago

                  I find myself torn on my feelings about this gif. Part of me is like that snake needed to eat, but the other part is says that the bird was too cute to get eaten.

                  5/10

                  [–]stewie310 6 points7 points ago

                  Am I the only one who didn't see the snake until it was mere inches away?

                  [–]Youre_not_the_only1 7 points8 points ago

                  [–]neesters 4 points5 points ago

                  My favorite part is that they look about 13.

                  [–]White_Hamster 7 points8 points ago

                  Is it now?

                  [–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 1 point2 points ago

                  chrishansen.jpg

                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

                  I understand that snakes will hunt and kill even if it's an adorable animal such as this, but he's sick for recording it and basing the chicks life on whether the girls show their tits or not.

                  [–]Magalaquoff 1 point2 points ago

                  If it makes you feel better, he would have fed the bird to the snake anyway; it's not like snakes eat tofu. (Not actually sure why that would make you feel better.)

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                  I know. It's just sick to video tape it and show it to everyone. I've seen it before, it's still sad.

                  [–]Magalaquoff 2 points3 points ago

                  That's true. I think of feeding them as a necessary task, and exposing other people to it is unnecessary, and mean.

                  [–]Ataya970 0 points1 point ago

                  It's a gif that people use all the time, calm down

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                  When was I not calm? I stated that it was sick to record the snake eating the bird. I've seen this gif before. Maybe you shouldn't make assumptions when you misunderstand.

                  [–]Ataya970 -1 points0 points ago

                  A snake eating a bird is no different than it eating a rat. There's no need to get your panties in a bunch

                  [–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

                  Did you not read my previous comments?

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                    [–]it_wasnt_me_ 3 points4 points ago

                    Boobies save lives!!

                    [–]Bwomper 5 points6 points ago

                    So, since it's "nature" for the snake to eat, it's totally cool for him to blackmail girls into showing their tits?

                    That logical conclusion certainly doesn't make someone a total scumbag. No sir.

                    [–]death_and_reposts 3 points4 points ago

                    There is nothing really cruel about this, gif. The snake would have had to eat anyway, and the girls would have to face that the snake eats stuff.

                    [–]hopelessfail 36 points37 points ago

                    Oh my god, at first I thought the guy was going to smash it with a hammer. I'm happy there was a snake....

                    [–]Moniker_30 3 points4 points ago

                    Yeah, same here. I thought there was gonna be hammer and lots of blood and flying feathers involved. At first, I didn't notice the GIANT SNAKE in the background. (I really didn't.)

                    [–]White_Hamster 12 points13 points ago

                    ಠ_ಠ

                    [–]rayraythespy 7 points8 points ago

                    Well at least it died as a meal instead of being smashed into a table. Thats some circle of life shit right there.

                    [–]kinguzumaki 2 points3 points ago

                    It's so weird that our minds were in the same offbeat place...

                    [–]oogies 1 point2 points ago

                    wait..where did a hammer get into this?

                    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

                    Actually, the guy the gif loop is from is a notorious animal abuser who jacked off to watching his large snakes kill and eat prey that was too small (he got to watch them swallow it live) or far too large for them. He was not only abusing the prey but the snakes.

                    Fucker goes by "jonah" or Jonahvore online.

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                      [–]KellyCommaRoy 5 points6 points ago

                      One of the saddest videos I've ever seen; F- would not watch again.

                      (The full video of the snake, that is, including being able to hear the bird still peeping from inside its body.)

                      [–]flumpis 10 points11 points ago

                      Link?

                      [–]KellyCommaRoy 7 points8 points ago

                      This is the one I really remember. Same basic concept. Sorry that it's embedded and not YouTube.

                      [–]Lockski 4 points5 points ago

                      what's with the cows in the corner!?

                      [–]cevo 16 points17 points ago

                      I guess the snake should starve and die then?

                      [–]whosaysbah 83 points84 points ago

                      Most snake owners know that there are plenty of humane ways to feed your snake. A burmese of that size (at least i think it's a burmese, not 100% sure) should be eating rats. Since rats can pose a risk to the health of the snake (they often fight back), a lot of snake owners buy frozen food to avoid injury to their snakes.

                      From the point of view of a former snake owner, this was done purely for entertainment.. which is sick really.

                      [–]Wilogana 14 points15 points ago

                      I can shed some more light on just how perverted the snake's owner in question is.

                      I recognize the video, I remember seeing it on a youtube user's channel who has since deleted his account: JonahVore.

                      Vore, if you don't know, is a sexual fetish that involves the idea of being eaten whole and such.

                      Dude isn't being inhumane because he doesn't know better. He gets off on it. His whole purpose of owning snakes is to satisfy his fetish. Sick is exactly right.

                      This is his site, though I don't recommend a visit. Most likely NSFW. http://www.vore.net/JonahsVore/

                      [–]zeohyr 10 points11 points ago

                      So eating a rat is more humane than eating a bird? And letting someone else kill the rat is more humane than letting the snake kill the rat?

                      Also part of the allure of owning a pet is watching it eat stuff.

                      [–]whosaysbah 17 points18 points ago

                      I never stated that eating a rat is more humane than eating a bird. I was commenting in the fact that a chick is hardly a sufficient meal for a snake of that size. Also, snakes are hardly efficient killers: they rely on constriction and suffocation. Most large-scale distributors of frozen rodents gas them with CO2, which I (personally) think is a bit more humane.

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                        [–]You_Fucking_Idiots 0 points1 point ago

                        Candyass pussy. Get over it.

                        IT'S FUCKING NATURE!

                        [–]MindlessDream 2 points3 points ago

                        Snakes could be Anywhere from $30-$3000, why would you want to risk a dead that can live over 25 years?

                        [–]Ataya970 2 points3 points ago

                        You feed them frozen rats. I got a Ball Python from my cousin and he said it only ate live rats because he was picky. My dad bought the rat, not wanting to kill it in the first place, and put in in a paper bag and slammed it on the table to stun it. It broke out of the bag and ran under the couch. He dug it out, slammed it on the wall and threw it into the cage while sobbing he would never do it again. Monty (the snake) ate frozen rats from then on but only ate white ones. He never ever ate black ones

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                            [–]Otaku_Tom 2 points3 points ago

                            They should have showed their boobs.

                            [–]Rapistsmurf 3 points4 points ago

                            animal haters

                            [–]scribbling_des 1 point2 points ago

                            I'm pretty sure I saw this years ago in video form.

                            [–]Cyrino420 0 points1 point ago

                            I LOL'd. I'm a terrible person.

                            [–]You_Fucking_Idiots 9 points10 points ago

                            We shall storm the gates of Hell together--because I laughed my ass off, too. Still smiling, in fact.

                            [–]Lockski 1 point2 points ago

                            All those other fucking idiots will be going to heaven. HA! Hell is where all the strippers go.

                            [–]darklooshkin 1 point2 points ago

                            We get all the mad scientists and amoral engineers too. Oh, and the sassy ladies, the philosophers, the thinkers...

                            [–][deleted] ago

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                            [–]axeman157 1 point2 points ago

                            Just saying, what happened in this video was pretty natural. Things eat other things, he just made it easier for the snake. If the guy smashed the chick with a hammer, then that's something to blubber about losing your apparently shallow faith in humanity due to one man.

                            [–]White_Hamster 4 points5 points ago

                            Why are two comments about killing chicks with hammers? I don't know sometimes reddit. I just ... I don't know

                            [–]axeman157 1 point2 points ago

                            Makes sense to me. I've never killed a chick, but it would make sense to use a large heavy thing on a small thing. I'm not not fucked up, just pragmatic.

                            [–]NoAttentionAtWrk 1 point2 points ago

                            recording that and using that in such a way isnt natural

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                              [–]Dooivi 0 points1 point ago

                              For feeding their snake?

                              Right.

                              [–]psion0027 5 points6 points ago

                              I hope/think he's talking about them not showing boobs.

                              [edit]thanks CATSCEO2 for pointing that out

                              [–]CATSCEO2 1 point2 points ago

                              You misplaced your slash there.

                              [–]psion0027 1 point2 points ago

                              lol woops

                              [–]mustachefuzzy 1 point2 points ago

                              awwww! i feel so bad

                              [–]AuburnSkies 2 points3 points ago

                              Downvote me all you want, but that was the fucking funniest thing ever.

                              [–]Cptnwalrus 1 point2 points ago

                              Honestly? You guys are all arguing that "this is the way it happens in nature anyway"?

                              Alright, let's just start feeding our pets like they would be fed in the wild. Brb, going to go get some wild bunnies for my dog.

                              [–]Popcom 13 points14 points ago

                              Ok go ahead. Are you so stupid as to think a snake will eat a bag of what? snake food?

                              [–]frazier6567 -5 points-4 points ago

                              I laughed so hard at this

                              [–]leapsntwirls 0 points1 point ago

                              No one seems to be bothered by the sexism in this. Again.

                              [–]PrincessDickFart 1 point2 points ago

                              Honestly this stuff doesnt faze me. The scence in animal planet where the lioness chases down the baby gazelle, nope. Dont care. Its the circle of life. Yet if I ever seen to humans harming an animal for no reason, I would lose my sanity, and go apeshit. But hey, snakes gotta eat too

                              [–]lantech -2 points-1 points ago

                              faze not phase

                              [–]Mapekus 0 points1 point ago

                              I NEED this gif. It would be amazing to troll omegle with this. Someone delivar!

                              [–]zetmof91 0 points1 point ago

                              that is bad ass how it creeps forwards.

                              [–]Aarmello11 0 points1 point ago

                              Is it just me or does the one on the right pick her nose?

                              [–]thatwhitekid247 0 points1 point ago

                              i would like this gif please.

                              [–]GizmoTheLion 0 points1 point ago

                              As an animal lover....I felt sad....

                              [–]Anangrychip 0 points1 point ago

                              Yea its a gif loop, i use it on chat roulette lol

                              [–]r_hibbs 0 points1 point ago

                              a .gif as old as time

                              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                              Omfg I can't stop laughing!

                              [–]Rayce93 0 points1 point ago

                              hehehehehe.

                              [–]spyzip -1 points0 points ago

                              Thanks for ruining my day.

                              [–]KingKazuma 4 points5 points ago

                              Ruining your day? Just animals eating each other, man. Ever watch lions kill gazelles on Animal Planet?

                              [–]deus-exmachina 7 points8 points ago

                              The depressing part isn't the bird, it's the lack of breast exposure.

                              [–]Davek804 -1 points0 points ago

                              In this case, though, a person was in control of the situation and facilitating the action based on a desired outcome/response from a third party. Shit's not nature; shit's a person sacrificing an animal to make a gif to post on 4chan... not even for karma.

                              I ain't got no prob watching a lion fuck up a zebra's shit. Ain't nothin but a thang. But this isn't nature.

                              [–]spyzip -1 points0 points ago

                              Yeah but I think there is a difference between natural things and humans shoving cute animals into vicious animals faces.

                              [–]WingedDefeat -3 points-2 points ago

                              No.

                              [–]BagOnuts -5 points-4 points ago

                              When will women learn- showing boobs is always the better option.

                              [–]CrypticPhantasma 0 points1 point ago

                              If that wasn't a feed bird, that was a really awful thing to do. If it was, then I don't give a shit.

                              [–]PropagandaMan -1 points0 points ago

                              I love the suspension throughout. I thought, oh man, he's not really going to give a chick to a snake? and shit happens.

                              [–]nosoyunchico -1 points0 points ago

                              Didn't watch... couldn't. Did he end up killing it?

                              [–]flyer244 2 points3 points ago

                              Yes.

                              [–]nosoyunchico -1 points0 points ago

                              Upvote for the honesty... I guess :((.

                              [–]robotlord1 -1 points0 points ago

                              That bastard! Motherfucker should burn.

                              [–]preacherk -3 points-2 points ago

                              Pedo.

                              [–]SuperBeefyTaco -4 points-3 points ago

                              people that own snakes are sick and probably potential serial killers.

                              [–]Ataya970 4 points5 points ago

                              People that comment with no logic of the topic are most likely retarded

                              [–]BaneOfSRS -2 points-1 points ago

                              Is it bad that I've done the exact same thing with the exact same video when chatroulette first started?

                              [–]Postmanpat854 -2 points-1 points ago

                              Nope, I did it too.

                              [–]CelerMortis -4 points-3 points ago

                              I don't understand why people get offended when predators eat live food as you chomp down on burgers.

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