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[–]PatchesKS 19 points20 points ago

Actually, fun fact: he's been arrested by the feds. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/death-to-all-juice

[–]TheOneFreeEngineer 4 points5 points ago

I am disappointed, I always thought he was making a joke until i read that :( he was serious

[–]downtown_vancouver 0 points1 point ago

Definitely Poe then -- i was sure it was shopped

[–]bigblueoni 15 points16 points ago

Zionist juice makes a good smoothie

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

I can just imagine him asking someone "how do you spell jews" in a bad accent.

[–]keeblur 8 points9 points ago

OJ Simpson?

[–]producer35 0 points1 point ago

Apparently the fellow holding the poster is still mad about the results of the trial.

[–]Xuttuh 8 points9 points ago

Gregory's wife: What's so special about the juice's?

Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of fruit products.

[–]jeepnjeff7 19 points20 points ago

Come on guys, be nice; he's only trying to showcase the intelligence of the Muslim faith.

[–]EscherTheLizard 2 points3 points ago

Edit: "intelligence of faith"

[–]balleriffic 2 points3 points ago

Hell yea! FUCK JUICE!

[–]leorolim 3 points4 points ago

Unless mixed with vodka!

[–]meorah 0 points1 point ago

every sperm is sacred.

[–]Smgth 2 points3 points ago

Death to high pulp (zionist) orange juice, cuz man, that stuff SUCKS!

[–]Sydex 6 points7 points ago

That is exactly how I feel when I drink orange juice after brushing my teeth.

[–]Renkie -5 points-4 points ago

Beatingdeadhorse.jpg

[–]Brewe 3 points4 points ago

Juice be all like "Life hands you lemons? Make jews.".

[–]non00b 1 point2 points ago

damn you! I love juice! Especially to wash down my bacon

[–]mcrugin88 1 point2 points ago

What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue?

[–]VicPayback 1 point2 points ago

FYI, that guy is now facing life in prison for trying to go to Somalia to join a terrorist cell. Here is a story about him

[–]blink0r 1 point2 points ago

Death to all reposts!

[–]KamiKagutsuchi 1 point2 points ago

But.. I love juice =(

[–]d22nt_ban_me_again 1 point2 points ago

Raghead can't spell joos.

[–]junction182736 1 point2 points ago

Especially tomato juice. I hate tomato juice.

[–]iamnotparanoid 1 point2 points ago

He just really likes soda pop.

[–]gijane480 1 point2 points ago

[–]downtown_vancouver 0 points1 point ago

first actual LOL in a while, thanks

[–]BenCelotil 1 point2 points ago

But I love Banana and Mango. This means war.

Arm the fish!

[–]epicyon 1 point2 points ago

Ahahaha, am I being too optimistic in thinking his sign is intentionally retarded just for the lolz?

[–]mymyreally 4 points5 points ago

Don't jew guys start another pun thread now, ya hear

[–]Croxxie 6 points7 points ago

Yid think we could come up with better jokes.

[–]noPortlandNooo 5 points6 points ago

Yahweh below the standards with that one.

[–]StainMcGorver 8 points9 points ago

This Israeli stupid, why am I even taking part in it?

[–]ABoyandhisFrog 3 points4 points ago

Allah you guys better stop it before I get angry and Islam you

[–]chateauPyrex 3 points4 points ago

Yamakan me laugh over here!

[–]Croxxie 1 point2 points ago

We better stop before we get Torah new one.

[–]ABoyandhisFrog 0 points1 point ago

Yo Mullahs so fat he has more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

[–]Croxxie 0 points1 point ago

Stop me before I Babylon...

[–]TheeTrope 0 points1 point ago

Jewn is no time to pun.

[–]Southgrove 2 points3 points ago

Oh jew...

[–]WarmAppleTart 7 points8 points ago

au jus?

[–]sirmanleypower 2 points3 points ago

First they came for the juice, but I didn't speak up because I wasn't a juice...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That picture came from Geenstijl. Please credit

[–]Renkie 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly downvotes. Lemme get you out of the -.

[–]dogandcatinlove 0 points1 point ago

I hate juice, especially apple juice. Shit's nasty!

[–]leorolim 0 points1 point ago

Fuck this shit!

I invoke Poe's Law!

[–]prox_ 0 points1 point ago

The other guy who tries to grab the sign: "Hey Brother, Ahmad back there told me to ask you if tomato juice can be left out of this hassle. He offers three camels and a donkey. What do you say?"

[–]MBStewart 0 points1 point ago

A Jewish couple were down in Mexico and want to know if there are any Jews that live in Mexico. They ask their waiter who tells them no, he says they have orange jews, apple jews but no mexican jews. he he.

[–]jrrock 0 points1 point ago

Buster Bluth would never let this happen.

[–]Flawkes 0 points1 point ago

Damn them juices! Damn them all to hell >:O

[–]bob-the-dragon 0 points1 point ago

Dammit man, I love juice

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

Here in China you can buy 'Jews Ear Juice' in any well-assorted supermarket. It's a kind of spongy mushroom.

[–]ACTUALLY_A_COCK 0 points1 point ago

[–]JLWDGCSU 0 points1 point ago

How do they even know about the O.J. trial?

[–]weak_read 0 points1 point ago

He was no match for the homonym.

[–]MadcowPSA 7 points8 points ago

In Islamic countries, homonyms are met with the death penalty.

[–]razeal113 0 points1 point ago

NO ONE THREATENS MY JUICE :P

[–]mack2028 0 points1 point ago

I actually laughed out loud.

[–]DrDew00 1 point2 points ago

IALOL!

[–]makemejelly49 0 points1 point ago

Better hide your Tropicana, folks.

[–]cronus85 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of this Hipster Hitler comic.

http://hipsterhitler.com/comics/juice/