She had the wrong number.

TeddyBoozevelt · 2 months

Highly relevant: craigslist ad

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-J3DEY2tlbqw/T9FEli7mrVI/AAAAAAAA6OM/jz78T6J9918/s1600/Twy1S.png

This was on reddit a couple months ago:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rvufj/to_the_girl_who_took_a_gamble_on_a_fart_and_lost/

Graptoi · 2 months

omg nooooooooooo

Lilcheeks · 2 months

Girls spend so much time trying to convince us that they don't poop, and then they drop a steaming deuce in your car.

Stratten · 2 months

This is why I carry three seashells in my car at all times.

ChalgakillerBG · 2 months

Fake, 3 bars on AT&T

garrettg19 · 2 months

For some reason I read "omg nooooo" in Aziz Ansari's voice.

scruffy01 · 2 months

Faker than Pete Burn's tits.

Lies_About_Expertise · 2 months

I've worked in upholstery cleaning for around 23 years now, and more than half of my work comes from someone either shitting or vomiting on their upholstery. A few weeks ago I had a girl come in who both shit on and vomited in her car in the same night. I charged her double my normal rate because she didn't even bother to attempt to clean it up. It's a fun job, I couldn't ever imagine doing anything else.

TehHolyFace · 2 months

This would be my reaction

blore40 · 2 months

And you lost an opportunity for a free car detailing.

CHALLNGEACCPTD · 2 months

I've actually been in a car when someone took a dump. It was a girl and she had to go real bad. Told our friend to stop, but it was too late. She had on a thong and the poo was split in half. It was so very awkward/funny/gross. I felt sorry for her :/

Suggested · 2 months

i read omg noooo in kevin hart's voice

minkcv · 2 months

I thought of that drunk girl from the beach video who said Neeeeeoooowwuh.

lenartlenart · 2 months

PSYCH!

IVIalefactoR · 2 months

Hey, shit happens.

aidaman · 2 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RXfVSQYh84&feature=player_detailpage#t=5s

[deleted] · 2 months

soon, all of the world knew Ashlee and that she had shat in kevin's car.

jack104 · 2 months

Occasionally I wish I could party hard enough to warrant shitting in someones car.

Raej · 2 months

If you guys like these, there is a fairly unknown subreddit - r/wrongnumber

vertekal · 2 months

I'm totally going to text that to random numbers

Disastro · 2 months

There was a Craigslist post bout this

mbertels · 2 months

Two E's, so you know it's classee.

Dx2x · 2 months

Fake. And gay.

benhop · 2 months

What makes this story better for me is that one of my ex-girlfriends is named Ashlee.

coffedrank · 2 months

she wants to fuck

Igneosaur · 2 months

Wow this is definitely real!

Diprose · 2 months

Fake as fuck.

[deleted] · 2 months

FAKE

shlongadong · 2 months

Haha. EXCEPT IT NEVER HAPPENED YOU KARMA WHORE

PR43T0R14N · 2 months

well poop in my ear and call me a shit head that's awkward

Green_Mouth · 2 months

Does anyone ever really believe these dumb iphone convos?

commom_username · 2 months

she had number 2

deakolt · 2 months

Poor girl simply gambled on a fart and lost

paranoidkarmafreak · 2 months

fake orgasms, not iphone txts

-BRAZZERS

jackchainsaw · 2 months

Yeah she meant to text 555-FAKE

FrostFire626 · 2 months

The last text is an unrealistic response. A poor fake.

m4n715 · 2 months

If this was you, which it wasn't, but if it was then you fail harder than anyone else ever has. You had such a golden opportunity for trolling and you pissed it away.

buttholez69 · 2 months

Why the fuck can't I ever get texts like this I'd fuck with her so bad

RonWisely · 2 months

Number 2?

Poopbabies · 2 months

Aw man. I thought This would be about that old guy in the Amanda show.

[deleted] · 2 months

You had the wrong number...for comedy

Granite_State · 2 months

but she had the right number for karma...

1l1k3bac0n · 2 months

noooooo

jamintime · 2 months

Ahhhh, why'd you put the punchline in the title?

IS_THIS_STORY_REAL · 2 months

JesterAzazel · 2 months

"It's ok, the smell turned me on." That's how you respond to a wrong number. You say something fucked up.

abelcc · 2 months

Go to /r/TIFU more, I bet she's a redditor.

ShirleyFunke482 · 2 months

Whenever I see stuff like this on the front page, I have flashes of Digg v4

Dubteeff · 2 months

As fake as this is I laughed at "Noooooo"

Moggy11 · 2 months

Looks like she had a sunglasses bum time YYEEEAAAHHHH!

TunaThePanda · 2 months

Immediately heard this in my head....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIfxBthfFkg

noccusJohnstein · 2 months

And people call me an alcoholic...

Callumlfc69 · 2 months

fake and gay

abledanger · 2 months

Ashlee's a dirty girl.

qbasa · 2 months

What a shitty situation.

apullin · 2 months

I'd be totally fine with this. Well, as long as Ashlee was attractive. Heck, I'd expect that I'd have to pay her.

slapdashbr · 2 months

so much trolling potential wasted

kirizzel · 2 months

Haha, relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BrkmIqUXck&t=1m6s

Euqah · 2 months

"Omg nooooo". :D

ReaganSmashK · 2 months

Why would anyone be embarrassed by some stranger that they never have, will, or ever see in person, nor ever talk to again, knowing that they shit in someone's car?

DieFappy · 2 months

aint_that_some_shit.jpg

Gnarnar · 2 months

There is only 1 way you can repay for doing something like that. It involves a trip to car wash and bedroom.

Pelokt · 2 months

the response proves its a fake. unfortunately. well, not unfortunately for the owner of the car, but you know what i mean.

SuggestsVeggies · 2 months

Maybe if she had eaten something with a little less protein and a little fiber. Like spinach or broccoli.

Crazy_Joe · 2 months

Sounds like he got the shitty end of the deal.

stevie_wunder · 2 months

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Poop_Is_Edible · 2 months

Highly relevent.

kacperp · 2 months

I really like how casual she is with apologies. I would be sickingly embareassed and would never look at that person. I would never talk to anyone who knows this person. And she's like "Sorry dude. You know... Fuckin Tacos". It's not like she dropped an ice cream for fuck sake.

And this is very good of her that she asked if she should pay for any damages she might have done, but the tone of this text is just so odd.

callupchuck · 2 months

Should've responded with facetime.

SheeK · 2 months

why the fuck would it matter if its the wrong number...its not like if you know the damn person. BULLL SHIIIT

Gank_Spank_Sploog · 2 months

I pooped my bed... I had to buy a new one..

somethingelsetosay · 2 months

PSYCHE! That's the wrong NUMBA!

MANCREEP · 2 months

I used to shit in a walmart bag and leave it in my stepdads trunk(he never puts anything in it). I would do it once or twice a day, for about a week. He never said anything to me, but I noticed he would switch vehicles, with me and my mom alot. He eventually started driving mine pretty much fulltime. So I cleaned out his trunk, threw all the bags away, laid down some serious fabreeze(2 bottles), and starting shitting in bags and leaving them in my trunk.

BuckleUpKids · 2 months

OH cmon!! You could have played along with that for much longer than a simple "you've got the wrong number."

SignLogic · 2 months

LOL Wrong number? I would of kept that going for hours before I let gave that info up!

feelbetternow · 2 months

If you were into girls who liked to shit in cars, this might've been the best wrong number ever.

Daytman · 2 months

Why did you ruin what was funny about the text in the title?

jimminybillybob123 · 2 months

Should've facetimed her with kevins face on

jofo · 2 months

I got a "wrong number" once in Words with Friends. I got a request from someone I didn't know so I asked who it was. They said it's your mom (turns out our usernames were or probably were similar). I said I'm pretty sure you're not my mom. She tried to pull the "provide personal information" gambit on me ("you had a colonoscopy last week"). I said "not me. call your son and ask if he has a game with you that started with "meat" (or whatever the word was, I'm hungry right now). She finally wised up but didn't want to keep playing me.

Hyphnip · 2 months

Best thing about this? I have a friend named Adhlee (who spells it that way, not Ashley) who is dating someone named Kevin. Now I get to bug her about shitting in his car.

aesamattki · 2 months

Do we all realize that there are iPhone screenshot generators online and that I would bet one hundred dollars that this is fake?

metalstamp · 2 months

She had the number 2 by accident.

SerialCow · 2 months

I knew a girl named Ashlee in elementary and middle school. She wasn't very nice. I kind of hope she had to suffer this embarrassment.

godsidekurt · 2 months

So easy to fake these...makes them less funny to me

memadbro · 2 months

We're supposed to believe this isn't completely fake?

Azumikkel · 2 months

Oh, she had the wrong number btw.

TheJoel2012 · 2 months

I hope you all realize how fake this is. No girl would say that.

tha_ape · 2 months

Next time request FaceTime first before responding and screen cap

funny

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