I don't think I'd wear this dress.....

fintorro · 3 months

Thank you for alerting me to this website. I've just found my new favorite pie chart of all time

Frago242 · 3 months

*Only one child was severely traumatized in the making of this commercial.

AlphaRedditor · 3 months

I hate to pose this question, but when are hundreds of sex-scented hands ever touching you in a "friendly" manner?

nolanator · 3 months

It's out of season anyway.

so_clever · 3 months

Is this supposed to be some sort of shot at Final Fantasy?

TilerDurden · 3 months

Define "sex scented"

Kateliz · 3 months

I think this is the original.

r2_double_D2 · 3 months

I'd wear the fuck out of that dress. Maybe wash it first though to take care of the smell.

Turious · 3 months

I grew up in a very "non-practicing" religious house so I was allowed to do all the normal kid things. Folks that would pray for you and talk about God sometimes, but not go to church or really throw religion around.

I had a buddy in high school, around the time Final Fantasy 10 was new, and I took FFX to his house so he could see and play it. His mom was a strange lady, deeply religious towards her kids and what they could/could not, but really didn't practice her faith in any other way.

We played FFX in his living room for a while, were having a good time. I was explaining the skills in the game and mentioned the word "magic." His mom came across the room and exploded on me for bringing the devil into the house and pretty much kicked me out.

I had never in my life experienced something like that. I haven't really experienced anything quite like that since, and it'll always stand out as such a strange event in my mind.

tl;dr Friend's mom called Final Fantasy the devil and considered me a horrible influence on her son.

Unrelated note: I'd wear that dress and I'm a guy.

CrossbowDan · 3 months

There is an enemy named "Unknown 3" found in a submarine in FF7 that uses a move called "Creepy Touch." It gives you sadness... Maybe that's what they're talking about.

Here's a link to find the move: http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Final_Fantasy_VII_Enemy_Abilities#Creepy_Touch

adumbfetus · 3 months

Just to make sure this is clear, Christwire is not a Christian group, thank you.

CatrickStrayze · 3 months

"sex scented"

What does that smells like, buttholes and peppermint?

Mantis05 · 3 months

Can you believe that I wore this dress once, and that Trudy Beekman wore the same thing? I was so embarrassed!

Mkewl · 3 months

I'm a christian and I didn't even know this existed. I LOVE FF!

Shoeboxes0 · 3 months

Christwire is a parody site, like the onion.

mackshwell · 3 months

Jesus, this was made by christwire, a satirical news group comparable to the onion, but only targeting Christians. They put the words on the picture above over an anti abuse ad. The people who made the anti-abuse ads are sick fucks who violated that poor girl as badly as anybody their organization is against.

Mustangbex · 3 months

$5 says we see Nikki Minaj wear it to an awards show.

jackk225 · 3 months

The saddest thing is that people don't know christwire is a joke site lol

gnarlywalrus · 3 months

this is the original image, if anyone's interested: http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2011/08/08/reactions-to-child-sexual-abuse-trigger-warning/

eXclurel · 3 months

How about letting your daughter go to a photoshoot half naked?

PeterMus · 3 months

ChristWire is a satire site for the unaware.

HumanistGeek · 3 months

http://www.christwire.org is satirical.

[deleted] · 3 months

CAFF is one of those satire groups from Christ Wire. Hilarious. People always get worked up over them when they are meant to do nothing more than show the hardcore zealots within the Christian Right.

Laugh, people.

Bryce29 · 3 months

christwire is a parody website.

MrMadcap · 3 months

"So join our church instead, and it'll be just two. Four, at the most. We promise."

ninfan200 · 3 months

it took me a while to realise that christwire is a parody site

nahchocheez · 3 months

Lady Gaga will be wearing this at the next award ceremony she is invited to.

TigerBomber · 3 months

i'm not sure i understand this ad

Saintblue · 3 months

why catholics are against FF ?

minorwhite · 3 months

I need me some sex scented hands! That looks like fun!

minorwhite · 3 months

This whole christwire website is so off the hook it has got to be written by trolls. Holy crap! It is so funny!

VastDeferens · 3 months

You should seriously make an exception for FF3 and FF7. Monumental games. I liked FFX too.

flipster101 · 3 months

Oh god the horror of photoshopping that.

SuperStingray · 3 months

Dare I ask what "sex scent" is?

springerfinger · 3 months

On the site under the "SCIENCE" tab I was hoping to see something like "Nice try, sinner."

I'm actually grateful for this site for not only showing me these awesome realistic Pokemon re-imaginings, but adding hilarious titles to all of them.

r_k_ologist · 3 months

That whining noise you hear is Jonathan Swift rapidly spinning in his grave because of the bottom half of this comment thread.

bronkula · 3 months

This... this is Poe 's law. This right here.

SeriousDude · 3 months

oh good old christwire

hwkns · 3 months

Christwire; when they are good they are very good.

idunham · 3 months

That is exactly why i played final fantasty. to have the hundreds of sex scented hands touch me all over.

TheMightySpork · 3 months

I never knew I enjoyed being violated as a child before.

SuperEgo_Bitch · 3 months

Even though the website is satirical, this picture of a little girl, with hands all over her body and cupping her chest, makes me super uncomfortable.

[deleted] · 3 months

GAHHH for fucks sake people it is a parody site! All of the whining down in the depths of the comment section is really starting to annoy me! Maybe if OP mentioned this was fucking satire! But no he/she didn't. So now we have a bunch of misinformed people running to their friends saying "OH EM GEE, I was on le Reddit and I learned that those crazy Christians are against Final Fantasy" "Those le Christians are so dumb and stoopid HURR FUCKING DURR"

Edit: I am sorry if I am coming off like a complete wank but I am just not a very good place tonight... So OP could you please let people know this is a parody site, not an actual Christian organisation.

ImFerocious · 3 months

There is an organization against Final Fantasy? How asinine.

JStrach · 3 months

bitch what the fuck you say about final fantasy?!

Jedimastert · 3 months

To get this, they had to strip down a child and make her very uncomfortable.

WTF

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