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[–]Iamalsoadeer 38 points39 points ago

Used to have this job, but i had this sign...

http://media.oregonlive.com/clark_county/photo/9196817-large.jpg

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Good god that's an awful job.

There was a paintball place near where I live and they made a kid wave a sign in full camo gear.

But other then that, you have the worst job

[–]dmcnelly 21 points22 points ago

Actually, I did that for an entire summer, and it was pretty much the easiest job in the damn world. Show up, put iPod on for four hours, dance like an idiot, lunch break, dance like idiot for four more hours, go home.

It was a hell of a lot better than being stuck in the goddamn store. I was the best damn shakerboarder that Little Caesars store #7002 ever saw.

[–]cycopl 9 points10 points ago

Seems fun. I am a metalhead that works a full-time IT job, and I kinda want to do this on weekends just for shits and giggles. Who am I kidding, I'd probably hate it.

[–]sgtpppr 3 points4 points ago

It'd be fun for 15 minutes. It's the other 7 hours and 45 minutes that suck.

[–]Vailenx 5 points6 points ago

They had you work 8 hours? I work two four hour days on the weekend just for the extra cash. I can't imagine going out there for 16 hours on the weekends.. my arms would feel numb :P

[–]dmcnelly 2 points3 points ago

I usually did three or four days a week, M-W-F one week, S-T-T-S the next. It was pretty alright for a fresh-out-of-high-school kid.

Paid for gas and stacks of records.

[–]Vailenx 2 points3 points ago

Wish I had your sign. The one I use is taller than me (I'm 6ft).

[–]supergalactic 1 point2 points ago

Vinyl? You're a rare breed. I like you.

[–]dmcnelly 1 point2 points ago

Fuck yeah vinyl!

[–]NCWV 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know they even made records anymore...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Wait, you were the one at #7002???

Seriously tho. People looking at you, no one to talk to? No thanks.

[–]dmcnelly 1 point2 points ago

It was fine with me. I'd get the occasional honk/wave, but for the most part, I was rocking out to either 1999 or the Purple Rain soundtrack because fuck yeah Prince.

[–]Iamalsoadeer 1 point2 points ago

I left mcdonalds for that job and would do so 1000 times again, really great job, only work while the suns out, get paid to play air guitar and jam out to tunes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

ya.... But for 8 hours and people are staring at ya?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That's what I look like normally. :(

[–]Iamalsoadeer 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but for a guy who when he is bored makes signs and stands on the side of the street, its like a dream job. And its not the same people for more than a few seconds, not like you have an audience if you do something embarrassing everyone who saw is gone in a minute.

[–]DundieAllstar 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention it's fantastic exercise. We had an overweight guy dance every day with the sign near our Little Caesars and now he's thin. And he got paid to do it.

[–]Iamalsoadeer 1 point2 points ago

I didn't dance i played air guitar, but im skinny as fuck sooo

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

Personally I would die for a job that would give me ten dollars an hour to stand around and never have to do anything or talk to anybody.

[–]daschande 0 points1 point ago

$10 an hour? That's quite a bit more than the people who make the food get paid. I'd be shocked if they were paid above minimum wage.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

really eh?

Guess I like to talk to people

[–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

And that's what separates us introverts from you extraverts.

[–]floridamike 1 point2 points ago

what is the pay? I'm curious....

[–]Iamalsoadeer 5 points6 points ago

min. wage of course. You get paid to do something two sticks and some staples could do for free. (hold a sign)

[–]Mamy2237 3 points4 points ago

Is that you?

[–]Iamalsoadeer 2 points3 points ago

no, i actually thought it was me I look rather similar. freaked me out when i saw it.

[–]Kwanzaa-Bot 0 points1 point ago

Ryan Kwanten uses Reddit?!

[–]Iamalsoadeer 0 points1 point ago

yes that is a picture of me Ryan Kswastika

[–]injekted 308 points309 points ago

[–]Lockski 9 points10 points ago

I like how that has been up on the top links of this site for months and you just reap the karma now. Seriously though, it is good you advertise this site.

/r/gifsound

[–]Milkslinger 2 points3 points ago

Isn't this just ytmnd?

[–]LeGrange -1 points0 points ago

oh shit. I think I've just found my new favorite subreddit.

[–]anonym0ose[S] 19 points20 points ago

take all my upvotes. please.

[–]foggart 3 points4 points ago

All one of them!

[–]N8CCRG 4 points5 points ago

Damnit. End of the day; I was about to leave work... finally come across something that makes me LOL.

[–]BlackHilter 0 points1 point ago

Best thing since sliced bread

[–]SkateboardG 0 points1 point ago

SOAD!

[–]mrmolecularbiology 0 points1 point ago

You win.

[–]Testicle_Festival 0 points1 point ago

I can literally hear him hammering on his air guitar through the gif.

[–]bobbybrahhh -3 points-2 points ago

Just...just...take my upvotes.

[–]StreetMailbox -1 points0 points ago

How in the fuck is this on beat?

[–]BasmanianDevil -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for SOAD

[–]MateriaLLo -2 points-1 points ago

That's it, enough internet for today.

[–]thehighercritic -2 points-1 points ago

god damn. when they hit that mellow bridge. just god damn.

[–]i_of_the_squawk 65 points66 points ago

[–]shoffing -1 points0 points ago

I remember checking out that review one day at least a year ago and it had something like 32526 out of 38634 people found this review helpful.

[–]letsdochemistry -2 points-1 points ago

I think Suburban Thug wrote that review.

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[–]ThatsNotHerToeDude 6 points7 points ago

Metal Caesar on Oside Blvd!! I miss him!

[–]Lostfiniel 1 point2 points ago

I lived in Oceanside two years ago and he was still there.

[–]MD_Lurker 0 points1 point ago

Used to go by here all the time when stationed at Camp Pendleton. Don't remember the metal dude, but there was almost always someone spinning the Little Caesar's sign.

[–]shave_daddy 0 points1 point ago

there was a guy in memphis who used to do the same thing. skinny little metal kid headbanging all the time on the street corner.

[–]fatfingers21 6 points7 points ago

He has been playing that thing for awhile. See where all paint is gone where his hands are. Good God.

[–]ATownStomp 1 point2 points ago

Keen observation!

[–]KyroDCK 4 points5 points ago

[–]holyshitjared 6 points7 points ago

[–]nannerfox 6 points7 points ago

I don't care what the world would think of me. I would eat the shit out of that middle piece just to piss everyone else off in the room.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 1 point2 points ago

You monster.

[–]Crashmo 0 points1 point ago

That middle piece looks amazingly delicious.

[–]903530986709239856 0 points1 point ago

so dark and edgy :) epik :))

[–]4danno 4 points5 points ago

That level of shredding melts all the mozzarella.

[–]Killer_Zebra_ 4 points5 points ago

Pizza Sells.....But Who's Buying?

[–]Consternation 4 points5 points ago

How do I like my pizza? Metal as fuck!

[–]lm1412 -1 points0 points ago

Definitely not San Diego. New Braunfels, TX.

[–]SimilarImage 13 points14 points ago

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[–]prettyraddude 1 point2 points ago

This one has the best title though

[–]Kimgoesrawrrr 0 points1 point ago

Since this hasn't been reposted in 2 months (except for the one a few days ago that got -2 points, so nobody saw it anyways), I feel that it's okay. When something was posted one day or even a week ago, that's when things get ugly.

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[–]CaptainDickbag 9 points10 points ago

Wait, so you reposted something from the same account?

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[–]AliceCode 1 point2 points ago

I think it's better to repost something you originally posted (or at least that you didn't post it KNOWING it had been posted).

I doubt very few people know that what they are posting had been posted before, they just want to share something funny.

[–]epiclulz4real -5 points-4 points ago

Repost-ception!

[–]ChoobsX 6 points7 points ago

Old, but never disappoints! Upvote!

[–]bonedead 1 point2 points ago

Haha so awesome. Theres a Little Cesars on my way home and theres always this black kid with a big cardboard little cesars guitar goin nuts. I'd love to see this guy with that sign.

[–]jonnichols 1 point2 points ago

Funny...but when he sticks his tounge out and pretends to strum the "strings" of the sign...it kind of just looks like he's fiddling with himself and enjoying it. Not really appetizing....

[–]bruce656 1 point2 points ago

I love how he waggles his tongue at the car as it goes by.

[–]domt25 1 point2 points ago

this is one of the EXTREMELY few reposts i will upvote more than once

[–]xxthemattxx 1 point2 points ago

This is disappointing to watch, considering I work at a Little Caesar's and they have guitar-shaped signs just for this reason.

[–]guitartablelamp 1 point2 points ago

[–]bygrace-faith 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a guy from my hometown who used to play signs for various businesses like guitars all the time, only he has more blond hair. Usually he was dressed up like a rocker and did lots of head banging. Once I saw him dressed up in a hospital gown and he was just rocking out. He was awesome, and the only person I've ever seen who looked like he might enjoy that job. Not sure whatever happened to him.

[–]Poopsack99 1 point2 points ago

Was listening to eye of the tiger when I came across this, made it so much better.

[–]Michael_Lightning 1 point2 points ago

There's a job here in Austin just waiting for him.

[–]4EYEDGENIUS 1 point2 points ago

This is the greatest thing I've seen all day

[–]thecheattc 1 point2 points ago

this is the season....4 death.

[–]sunnieex 1 point2 points ago

At first i thought it was a bird attacking the sign...

[–]A7X4REVer 9 points10 points ago

Pentagram pizza? Is it just me or does everyone stereotype metalheads as if they're all satanists?

[–]cycopl 9 points10 points ago

Satanic imagery and pentagrams are very common in metal. To ignore that would be, well, ignorant.

[–]ATownStomp 4 points5 points ago

But hey, this guy is trying to be offended.

[–]cycopl 6 points7 points ago

Well, he is an Avenged Sevenfold fan.

[–]ATownStomp 1 point2 points ago

Didn't even notice the name... Definitely some middle school shit right there.

[–]p1zzarules 1 point2 points ago

Avenged Sevenfold = not metal. Hail Satan.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

Well actually, most metalheads who use pentagrams/satanic lyrics are just atheists making fun of christians (case in point: Kerry king, Mikael Akerfeldt), and pentagrams and metal go together like cofee and milk.

[–]CinLordOfGwynders 1 point2 points ago

And Tom Araya of Slayer is Catholic, yet they use pentagrams often.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That's why I said Kerry king, not slayer. And Kerry king is the one who writes most of the lyrics.

[–]CinLordOfGwynders 1 point2 points ago

Ah.

[–]Patius 1 point2 points ago

I don't like the stereotype either, but to be fair, a pizza with a pentagram pattern would be kind of cool.

I'd much rather have my pizza come in a black box and be loaded with pepperoni, bacon, and Canadian bacon.

[–]Nathan561 -1 points0 points ago

I dont like it, especially because im not white(another stereotype) and everyone expects me to listen to rap...

[–]ATownStomp -1 points0 points ago

Quit being offended so easily and shut up.

It's a title some dude thought of in order to post this gif.

[–]cycophuk 1 point2 points ago

This gif works really well with "Hand of Doom" playing in the background.

[–]bruce656 0 points1 point ago

I'll upvote for Black Sabbath, but the tempo is way to slow. How about Blackened?

[–]cycophuk 0 points1 point ago

Surprisingly, HoD works in the middle during the solo, not so much the intro or outro. As for Blackened, that song works anywhere. It's my favorite Metallica song, next to Damage Inc.

[–]cycopl 0 points1 point ago

You like good Metallica songs, also I like your nickname, let's be internetbuddies.

[–]cycophuk 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah! I'm in need of an internetbuddy with taste and class.

[–]ukiyoe 0 points1 point ago

Oh, Sabbath? I thought it was Hand of Doom by Manowar. I am disappoint.

[–]DownvotingRoman_ 1 point2 points ago

A Little Caesars sign dancer from my hometown went to some national competition for sign dancers in Vegas, and if I recall he placed. I was blown away that such a thing existed.

[–]that_physics_guy 1 point2 points ago

1.) Repost, sorry to be "that guy" 2.) Metal =/= devil worship

[–]philotimon 0 points1 point ago

When you love your job, you will never work a day in your life..

[–]ukiyoe 0 points1 point ago

That ain't work.

[–]philotimon 0 points1 point ago

You would not know work if W traveled through d and hit you in the bum.

[–]evilcupcake9534 0 points1 point ago

Might as well have some fun while working

[–]Ligaco 0 points1 point ago

Would buy pizza.

[–]cccpmachacker 0 points1 point ago

I saw a guy like this once. Except his sign was guitar shaped.

[–]hobofats 0 points1 point ago

why is this guy furiously masturbating that pizza sign?

[–]megatron1988 0 points1 point ago

heh, don't remember if it was little Caesar's or hungry howie's, but I requested a pepperoni pentagram on my pizza once, and they obliged. pretty awesome.

[–]TheRollingBones 0 points1 point ago

I still think that is one of the most useless jobs around. Honestly, does some idiot waving the sign around like a baboon really attract business more than a standard sign sitting out front?

[–]Cheese-Its_Christ 0 points1 point ago

Yes, it does. There's a reason that companies have been doing this for a long, long time.

[–]HiyaGeorgie 0 points1 point ago

Manchester NH Little Caesars: Who know's what I'm talking about? I'll post it sometime!

[–]wojovox 0 points1 point ago

Dat alliteration...

[–]Sicarium 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, I'd buy a pentagram pepperoni pizza in a heartbeat

[–]shadowjman 0 points1 point ago

I saw a similarly looking guy doing the same thing in my town of Hillsboro Oregon. Fucking brilliant! :)

[–]MrCorvus 0 points1 point ago

Relevent: www.hell.co.nz

[–]felixjawesome 0 points1 point ago

I used to work at a pizza place. One of our cooks was really into metal. On Sundays he would draw a giant pentagram, 666 and upside-down cross in tomato sauce before putting the cheese on to be baked. He also listened to metal nonstop on his headphones.

[–]Madman604 0 points1 point ago

We have a guy in Vancouver that does this except he advertises for Church's Chicken and raves. Needs glow sticks tho.

[–]vitalogst 0 points1 point ago

Man times sure have gotten hard for Tom Araya. Buy a Slayer album, please.

[–]BrendanAS 0 points1 point ago

[–]zachms 0 points1 point ago

I worked at LCP for 6 years. My proudest creation http://yfrog.com/67mlxwj is number one on google for "NecroPizza"

[–]StrangeCaptain 0 points1 point ago

awesome.

I'll take two

[–]Bruce_Millis 0 points1 point ago

There was a guy like this in Oceanside, California. He rocked the shit out of that Little Ceasers.

[–]noobwriter 0 points1 point ago

Is this in cleveland, ohio? I swear we have the same guy there, too.

[–]pyromonkey21 0 points1 point ago

  1. Play You spin me round by Dead or alive
  2. ?????
  3. Profit

[–]xheylove 0 points1 point ago

Tommy Wiseau preparing for another mind-bending role, obviously.

[–]talex95 0 points1 point ago

I have you tagged as a sound engineer.

[–]Wingly 0 points1 point ago

I could put my ipod on, listen to some death metal and do that all day.

[–]trs80 0 points1 point ago

This post is like groundhog day.

[–]BatmanDelMercosur 0 points1 point ago

i wonder if bobby liebling would even know what a pizza is

[–]Johnson154 0 points1 point ago

Why am I not surprised that a long haired metal hippy couldn't get a better job?

[–]cjdavda 0 points1 point ago

Some like sausage, some like ham! I've got a pepperoni pentagram!

Saw these guys at Warped Tour last year in Dallas.

EDIT: Pizza of Darkness!

[–]mynamebeginswithp 0 points1 point ago

I used to manage a Little Caesar's years ago. I would make kids who fucked up, or were lazy, or just dumb, go outside and do this.

[–]Altephfour 0 points1 point ago

[–]cyborge 0 points1 point ago

This guy is from oceanside CA i used to drive past him all the time sadly he doesn't work there anymore :(

[–]GirlZGetZGasmZ 0 points1 point ago

The kid who does this in the plaza by my house isn't nearly as enthusiastic

[–]DesertBeagle 0 points1 point ago

The most radical repost.

[–]SlyNinja 0 points1 point ago

[–]tboneplayer15 0 points1 point ago

Fap fap fap

[–]thatjustwas 0 points1 point ago

Sign spinner by my work is VERY enthusiastic! He calls them his shows, as in, 'I have to get ready for my next show.' or 'I messed up my last show'. If he likes you, he will ask you to pick a song for the next show. RAD

[–]Velvet_Goldmine 0 points1 point ago

Ffs, laughing on the bus to work. Ta, Reddit.

[–]laur7620 0 points1 point ago

Alliteration.

[–]Meowman67 0 points1 point ago

Used to do this all the time when I worked at Little Caeser's! I loved it! Some asshole swerved to try and hit me, but I loved it nonetheless!

[–]Chizzle10 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop laughing. When he's playing it like a guitar it looks like he's fingering some lady parts AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[–]mr_pleco 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks that this "sign spinning" or whatever trend is one of the worst trends in marketing ever?

[–]Shockers 0 points1 point ago

REPOST HELL!

[–]Shitty_Sitcom_Writer -1 points0 points ago

Spinner was a death metal superstar on his way to the top, until an unfortunate "incident" got him kicked out of the band and blacklisted from the music industry. Now he has to work at his parents' pizza shop. With David Spade as Jake the Janitor, and from the creators of "Jazz Handmaidens" and "Krunk Driving" comes the rockin' new comedy, "Sign Spinner!"

[–]coomdog1 -1 points0 points ago

I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth.

[–]awildniglet -2 points-1 points ago

is this what skrillex does now-a-days...

[–]wilding592 -1 points0 points ago

i whip my hair back in forth

[–]SourCreamWater -1 points0 points ago

Where is this guy so I can punch him in the face?

[–]theultimatetia -2 points-1 points ago

I do not have enough upvotes for this....

[–]MaximusLeonis -2 points-1 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he's jerking off?

[–]markman71122 -2 points-1 points ago

it looks like hes fingering himself.