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[–]PandaGoggles 70 points71 points ago

Ha, I don't wear pajamas!

[–]FluffyToasty 33 points34 points ago

Then what protects your scratching post?

[–]Battletooth 13 points14 points ago

Peanut butter.

Also, I have a dog, not cats.

[–]BINGO_THE_CLOWNO 9 points10 points ago

Makes sense. Cats are too dignified for that. Now Mr.Rollindeadstuffandeatpoop over there ... he'll do anything for peanut butter.

[–]Stefy-poo 27 points28 points ago

Adam Sandberg is all I see

[–]MrDynazty 24 points25 points ago

Andy Samberg*

Edit: Oooooh...I see what you did there.jpg

[–]Battletooth 10 points11 points ago

I don't see what he did there. Explain? Please?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Adam Sandler

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Solid364 12 points13 points ago

*retarded

[–]RETARD96 5 points6 points ago

whoa whoa whoa hey buddy, take a step BACK!

[–]qnaqna321 0 points1 point ago

I am so sorry, just because the man above him raped you doesn't mean he doesn't love you.

[–]KingRamses 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the Michael Showalter showalter!

[–]differentphase 39 points40 points ago

[–]bowleggedego 2 points3 points ago

i feel as though that could have gone very badly indeed.

[–]starrman990 9 points10 points ago

My Pajamas are purple.

[–]danish_hole 7 points8 points ago

I like purple. Wanna mate?

[–]rblue 3 points4 points ago

I'd mate with a Danish hole.

[–]bowleggedego 2 points3 points ago

pastry?

[–]rblue 1 point2 points ago

Only if cheese.

[–]starrman990 0 points1 point ago

Only if you buy me breakfast first. That's right I said breakfast, screw that dinner stuff

[–]ontopic 14 points15 points ago

Hey, I own those pajamas!

And dozens of kittens!

I am also Andy Samberg!

[–]twilightcatlady 3 points4 points ago

you are a redditor.

is this how YOU wake up?

[–]joegekko 2 points3 points ago

Redditor here-

You know it, bub.

[–]I_Key_Cars 5 points6 points ago

Needs more neckbeard.

[–]TrickIMu 8 points9 points ago

lol YEAH!!!

REDDIT LOVES CATS SO I BET THEY DO THAT

[–]benihana68 -2 points-1 points ago

fuck cats. dogs are superior

[–]clutterbang 0 points1 point ago

Pls don't convince lazy cat owners to own dogs. They're fucking work.

[–]CrazyJoe91 1 point2 points ago

The kitten on his right leg looks a bit like an ermin

[–]AlexanderHammer 1 point2 points ago

Not me. I'm still in bed. My pants are too far away.

[–]ohmyjessi 0 points1 point ago

fuck pants

[–]leedorham 1 point2 points ago

Dat dimple.

[–]gamesharkguy 1 point2 points ago

We all wake up covered in pussys.

[–]unicornon 1 point2 points ago

this is pretty much right, yeah. just replace kittens with several beagles. also I'm only wearing a t-shirt. also I am clutching a revolver. also I'm not Andy Samberg. also replace pillow with more dogs. also replace mattress with floor. and floor with more dogs.

[–]ILoveThisWebsite 1 point2 points ago

As a redditor with allergies, this is my only dream.

[–]trythemain 1 point2 points ago

DAE notice that people on reddit like cats?

[–]omnificholly 1 point2 points ago

If I woke up next to him, my life would be made.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

There's only one way to wake up in the morning http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYyD55elKJA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]SubGnosis 1 point2 points ago

Next to Andy Samberg? Is Joanna Newsom among our ranks here on Reddit? She might be able to shed some light on this.

[–]coasts 0 points1 point ago

not tonight, though. she's playing in SF.

[–]one2-3 0 points1 point ago

Correct.

[–]bafta 0 points1 point ago

Everything is true except the pink jimjams,much too clean

[–]ikester519 0 points1 point ago

You forgot the boobs and the bacon.

[–]Billybob5f 0 points1 point ago

Dude I have a puppy and I only were purple pajama pants all day

[–]callmeWia 0 points1 point ago

How Redditors imagine the way they wake up

[–]lydix 0 points1 point ago

Jeez I wish!

[–]The-shindigs 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me where this is from.

[–]skyboy111111 0 points1 point ago

False, no faptop.

[–]9001pylons 0 points1 point ago

if he's staring at a computer monitor, you'd be right. it just happened to me.

[–]mikersh 0 points1 point ago

You can tell this picture is a photoshopped one of Andy Samburg because those cats do not have laser beams coming from their eyes.

[–]Kevijn 0 points1 point ago

With a thought bubble: "What shall I post today?"

[–]Zzyzx1618 0 points1 point ago

Everyone knows real Redditors don't sleep!

[–]I_FART_CATS 0 points1 point ago

That's how I usually wake up.

[–]JoshuaIan 0 points1 point ago

As an owner of 3 cats, this is scarily accurate.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

No, we wake up at 11AM, two feet from a keyboard

[–]kiky23 0 points1 point ago

I wake up with 3 cats and 2 doggles :)

[–]nicnax 0 points1 point ago

Don't you have to sleep to wake up?

[–]rissleigh 0 points1 point ago

lol right.. im new here and alls i see are kittens, kittens everywhere

[–]shellykidd 0 points1 point ago

Andy and cats...these are a few of my favorite things!

[–]unicornturtle 0 points1 point ago

They don't sleep

[–]ChunkBunny -1 points0 points ago

You forgot the camera. You must always be ready for that "I woke up to this" shot. Because karma.

[–]HowDoIDefineMe 0 points1 point ago

More like wake up multiple times at night until morning.

Sidebar - introduced a friend to Reddit and caught up with him a week later to see if he was addicted yet. Answer - "Nah, man. It's a buch of pictures of cats!"

Forever Alone.

[–]Lehari 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly true. I am those pink pajamas.

[–]WhoFan 0 points1 point ago

Are you not a redditor yourself? What makes someone a 'real' redditor?

[–]tmarkville 0 points1 point ago

Can you double check your link? The picture you posted is of paradise before Eve gave Adam the apple.

[–]meeu 0 points1 point ago

I often lie in a bed with kittens and imagine redditors' wake-up rituals as well.

[–]Eminian 0 points1 point ago

I wish I woke up like that, that looks hella comfortable

[–]Stefy-poo 0 points1 point ago

Adam Sandberg is a comedian which is in the picture. He is hot and very funny.

[–]philosobrah 0 points1 point ago

Jewish?

[–]Stefy-poo 0 points1 point ago

Edit *Samberg

[–]Shamburgler 0 points1 point ago

I do frequently wake up as Andy Samberg.

[–]italiangod619 0 points1 point ago

Where the fuck did u get a picture of me!?!??!!

[–]dmcnelly 0 points1 point ago

Actually, every morning, I emerge from my IKEA blanket cocoon a groggy white boy butterfly. It's quite magical.

[–]CerealKiller24 0 points1 point ago

This implies that Redditors sleep...

[–]konekoanni 0 points1 point ago

I think a more realistic representation would be under a blanket, with one cat on your head and the other on your legs. At least, that's how it is for me.

[–]SarukaKeda 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly how I wake up. But I have more cats.

[–]micoleslaw 0 points1 point ago

laser cats!

[–]Dcellular 0 points1 point ago

As a Redditor, I can confirm this.

[–]medusozoan 0 points1 point ago

They're American Curls, because someone is going to ask.

[–]mavsfan2513 0 points1 point ago

How did you know i was talking about kittens when i say "I wake up covered in pussy"?

[–]edwardlm 0 points1 point ago

we can only hope....

[–]plointers 0 points1 point ago

This is pretty accurate.

[–]tauntaunparty 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks Samberg looks like College Liberal in this pic?

[–]AGuyReadingThisSite 0 points1 point ago

My blanket is made of kittens, your argument is invalid.

[–]alwaysENTertained 0 points1 point ago

i just wanna smoke him out and cuddle with him..is that too much to ask for? plus, this is how redditors DREAM they could wake up

[–]ToWriteLoveOnHerArms 0 points1 point ago

Three cats of my own+four fostered kittens? Yep, that's definitely how I wake up.

[–]vikingqueene 0 points1 point ago

There's not cat butt near his face... And, maybe some surprise vomit near your feet. My cats are cruel.

[–]spyzip 0 points1 point ago

Those days when you just feel like Andy Samburg getting out of bed in the morning...

[–]mateslikerabbit 0 points1 point ago

Is it a manly-looking woman or a feminine man?

[–]torsojones 0 points1 point ago

If he were Redditing on his phone, then you'd be on to something.

[–]awesome2000- 0 points1 point ago

No actually, I get blinded by the intense brightness of the screen.

[–]emjaiz 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't say "Redditors" I'd say Redditors over at r/aww yes. They are all bizarre attention whores.

[–]Inconspicuously_here 0 points1 point ago

With two very needy cats, this is exactly how i wake up, except they are both on my face.

[–]Notloc24 0 points1 point ago

oh really, is that how you imagine you wake up?

[–]Karaoke_Kitten 0 points1 point ago

Thats pretty much me right thar

[–]cclsn3 0 points1 point ago

No that full of gayness, yet

[–]clutterbang 0 points1 point ago

What a romanticised view of the non-existent eccentricity of Redditors you have there.

[–]Mach5Stealthz 0 points1 point ago

Redditors do not simply, go to sleep!

[–]Whoflungpoo69 0 points1 point ago

How I imagine re-posters wake up.

[–]whatjustin 0 points1 point ago

I usually wake up, lay there for a few minutes, reach over to my nightstand/grab my laptop and spend hours on Reddit. I hate my life.

[–]not_funny_end_thread -1 points0 points ago

How I imagine downvotes happen.

[–]TheNev -1 points0 points ago

how I imagine redditors wake up

or

a picture of someone with a humor deficit so severe, he makes lemon party look like a rousing comedy.

[–]kicklecubicle 1 point2 points ago

Yup. What's that, anything involving Andy Samberg? Oh, you better believe that's a downvote.

[–]BumScruples -2 points-1 points ago

This is some stupid shit. Any picture of a featuring a cat = 'how i imagine reddit dkbndfkjb lol'

[–]wanted_nz -1 points0 points ago

You imagine redditors waking up?

[–]fusrodah91 -1 points0 points ago

Accurate.

[–]MagikTrash -1 points0 points ago

Close enough.

[–]pyrinja -1 points0 points ago

He's missing his monocle.

[–]plantsaretheorigin -1 points0 points ago

[–]DrunkenColonelSander -1 points0 points ago

Are you trying to say all redditors are unhygneic and socially awkward crazy cat people?

[–]Xplorerslvr -1 points0 points ago

I'd say that's a pretty accurate rendition there...

[–]pentax -1 points0 points ago

Redditor here. I can confirm, that is how most of us wake up.

[–]Ardeet -1 points0 points ago

Now now my meow-meows, what shall we do today?

[–]NyQuil012 -3 points-2 points ago

Man, if I woke up to find I was Andy Samberg, I'd get the biggest gun I could find, put the barrel under my chin, and pull the trigger. You're welcome.

[–]Knewtworiddet -1 points0 points ago

But I'm allergic to cats...