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[–]ImTooFluffy 115 points116 points ago

I bless the Wayne down in Africa!

[–]wampage 60 points61 points ago

Afwica.

[–]tankosaurus 22 points23 points ago

It's gonna take a lot to dwag me away fwom you.

Aint nothing a hundwed men or mow could eve dooooo

[–]kaliopi 1 point2 points ago

I laughed way harder than I should have

[–]crazyguns 9 points10 points ago

Kwipkie?

[–]Candylandsings 2 points3 points ago

Bawwy Kwipkie, to you, Sheldon Coopah. Now, wheh's Woxanne?

[–]jepr 15 points16 points ago

I just loved Dustin Hoffman as Wayne, man!

[–]usaytomatoisaytomato 2 points3 points ago

Oh, you deserve an upvote.

[–]Darkfire64 2 points3 points ago

I bwess the Wayne down in Afwica! -FTFY

[–]Brian_is_trilla -1 points0 points ago

[–]benjaweiner 108 points109 points ago

yeah Adele is getting arrested for setting fire to the Wayne

[–]Se7en_Sinner 92 points93 points ago

[–]Lottanubs 9 points10 points ago

Gene Kelly got caught singing in the Wayne.

[–]Trip_McNeely 5 points6 points ago

We are not the same I am a martian

[–]Jungle_Is_Massif 0 points1 point ago

That's The Game's line.

[–]Trip_McNeely 0 points1 point ago

No it isn't. At least, not originally. The Game sampled it in 'My Life' his third single of off LAX, which was released in July of 2008. Wayne used it on 'Phone Home' off of Tha Carter III, which is where most people heard it, a month earlier in June of the same year. Although, he said the line first on the 'Party Like a Rockstar (remix)' off of the Shop Boyz album Rockstar Mentality which came out in summer of 2007.

[–]Jungle_Is_Massif 0 points1 point ago

My mistake, I heard it on My Life. I don't think it was a sample though, it was definitely him saying it.

[–]asadsnail 1 point2 points ago

Its Waynin men! Hallelujah! Its Waynin men!

[–]asadsnail 1 point2 points ago

Wayne drops keep falling on my head!

[–]BlankJebus 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't be upset if this happened.

[–]TinyKimchi 0 points1 point ago

Blame it on the Wayne Yeah yeah

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Lol.

[–]harry821 27 points28 points ago

-mike tyson

[–]slow56k 12 points13 points ago

-Michael Scott

[–]nixle 1 point2 points ago

  • slow56k

[–]nixle 2 points3 points ago

Lol, mine became a bullet!

[–]slow56k 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, if you put a space after the hyphen, it becomes a bullet. I think there's a way to override this with (back)slash(?)

[–]nixle 1 point2 points ago

-TIL

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

\- slow56k

That's how.

[–]Steeeeeevvvvvveeeee -1 points0 points ago

STEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!

[–]Nygma 2 points3 points ago

-Elmer Fudd

[–]grizz281 0 points1 point ago

-Barry Kripke

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

Actually know a lawyer named Wayne Drop, no joke.

[–]ReHashed622 17 points18 points ago

Does he keep falling on your head?

[–]yogurtshwartz 2 points3 points ago

Wayne drops keep fawin' on my head And just wike the guy whose feet aw too big fo his bed Nothin' seems to fit Those wayne drops are fawin' on my head, they keep fawin'

So I just did me some talkin' to the sun And I said I didn't wike the way he got things done Sweepin' on the job Those wayne drops are fawin' on my head, they keep fawin'

But there's one thing I know The bwues they send to meet me won't defeat me It won't be wong tew happiness steps up to gweet me

wayne drops keep fawin' on my head But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be tuwnin' wed Cwyin's not for me 'Cause I'm neva gonna stop the wayne by compwainin' Because I'm fwee Nothin's wuwyin' me

[trumpet]

It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

Wayne drops keep fawin' on my head But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be tohnin' wed Cwyin's not for me 'Cause I'm neva gonna stop the Wayne by compwainin' Because I'm fwee Nothin's wuwyin' me

[–]preludeoflight 7 points8 points ago

Years ago I met one of my father's business associates... His name was Michael Hunt. I was only ~10 at the time, and didn't make the connection until many moons later.

[–]slow56k 9 points10 points ago

My sister's high school algebra teacher has this name. First day of class, he says, "please call me Michael"

[–]firepelt 11 points12 points ago

I had a principal named Mark Hunt. We always called him "MAH CUNT"

[–]LoveNectar 0 points1 point ago

A high school teacher of mine had a husband named Harry Anis and, yes, it is pronounced how you think it is.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Did he used to sub and has a mom who used to be an English teacher? If so I think I had him like over a decade and a half ago, but this guy was super young so is probably still teaching.

[–]slow56k 0 points1 point ago

Episcopal High School?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Not at the time, but he was a sub. He went by Michael too. So either there are two Mike Hunt(s) teaching, which is possible, or they are the same Mike Hunt.

[–]bigsol81 0 points1 point ago

Wayne Duop would be better, because I know someone with the last name "Duop" pronounced "Dwop"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Could be, he's more of a friend of a friend.

[–]GrizzledBastard 12 points13 points ago

I like your method, man.

[–]Breathing_Balls 3 points4 points ago

I like your delivery, bastard.

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 7 points8 points ago

I like your RZ, A.

[–]eeks12 6 points7 points ago

Hur Hur

[–]Anonymous3891 3 points4 points ago

Thanks, Ollie.

[–]gheis 2 points3 points ago

Florida sends its greetings.

Please take our water. I beg you.

[–]cleverdevil 2 points3 points ago

Is it just me, or is the top also a lot of wayne?

[–]CoolHandzLuke 2 points3 points ago

[–]southgate32 2 points3 points ago

I think I just shat from waffing at this!

[–]MASTURBATES_TO_CATS 4 points5 points ago

Came in expecting played out annoying "Lil' Wayne sucks" joke, left happily surprised.

[–]wolflion 5 points6 points ago

I came to the comments looking for the racist posts, haven't seen anything, kinda odd, nigger.

[–]Cabooseman -1 points0 points ago

Where's calls_people_nigger when you need em

[–]BumbleBeest 1 point2 points ago

I live in Arizona, and the top pic is considered a hell of a lot of rain for us!

[–]N4KED_TURTLE 0 points1 point ago

I live in vegas and I too can confirm this.

[–]javito27 1 point2 points ago

When it Waynes it pours.

[–]Smooovies 1 point2 points ago

Weezy F Baby, and the F is for Flood.

[–]invigilatora 1 point2 points ago

That first amount does not look little to me.

[–]GeorgeLiqour 1 point2 points ago

We have a new kid at work who speaks like this. I just let out a big ole guffaw and he sits right fucking next to me.

[–]JazzIsKing 1 point2 points ago

Is there a subreddit for stuff like this? Not because I'm mad that it keeps showing up in r/funny when it shouldn't be like e-cards, but because shit like the Cee Lo/Cee Louette one makes me laugh like crazy and I want it all in one place.

[–]bigkbull[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yes! This. These things always make me laugh and it should be a subreddit.

[–]KorrusKazander 1 point2 points ago

This made me smile.

[–]you_all_annoy_me 1 point2 points ago

Bar none the funniest thing that i have seem on reddit

[–]blarglznoflo 1 point2 points ago

This is the first one of these pun things that I have absolutely LOVED. I cracked up. You win.

[–]blackhawk4756 1 point2 points ago

Best picture yet

[–]Aenyx 1 point2 points ago

I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

[–]Z3F 4 points5 points ago

Brace yourselves, the puns are coming.

[–]slow56k 18 points19 points ago

I'm sure they'll be pouring in.

[–]jal0001 1 point2 points ago

They should come storming in any second now...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

There's gonna be a flood of them at any moment.

[–]slow56k -1 points0 points ago

It's been ***** SIX hours! Guess I'll have to settle for a Wayne check...

[–]Breathing_Balls 3 points4 points ago

Fuck yeah.........the end.

[–]YouWithTheFace 8 points9 points ago

Real talk lil wayne had a song where went something along the lines of "you don't fuck with wayne cuz when it waynes it pours"

He is two steps ahead.

[–]mongooseondaloose 0 points1 point ago

He is streets ahead.

FTFY

[–]secondssuck 0 points1 point ago

It's one of his woorst, though, i thinking it's "Nightmares Of The Bottom."

[–]cooljdude 1 point2 points ago

I think it's "How to Hate", actually. Still a bad song, considering T-Pain just goes on and on for the first half.

[–]secondssuck 1 point2 points ago

You might be right. I dug it for a while, it kinda reflected my situation. After I got OUT of said situation, though, I realized it was shitty as shit.

[–]fatloui 1 point2 points ago

A lil' wayne never hurt anybody.

[–]therocketflyer 2 points3 points ago

I make it Wayne, I make it Wayne, I make it Wayne on dem hoes.

[–]AnalStain 1 point2 points ago

Buddy on youtube with his latest hit - chocolate wayne

[–]NUMBERS2357 1 point2 points ago

Seems relevant that Lil Wayne is from New Orleans...

[–]Mike_Hawks_Bigg 1 point2 points ago

[–]Grandmaofhurt 0 points1 point ago

Is this the cleft lip version?

[–]Beavuhnater 0 points1 point ago

Release Roderick.

[–]Pretty_Odd1111 0 points1 point ago

come and make it waynneeee doowwwwnnnn onnnnn meeeeee...

[–]VertigoFall 0 points1 point ago

My american friend always laughs at me when Lil' Wayne is brought up, just because I miss pronounced his name once and malformed it into "Little Wayne".

[–]Kalivha 0 points1 point ago

So timely, monsoon season officially started today around here! I'm actually so happy about it...

[–]doorknobman 0 points1 point ago

This is possibly the first time i've seen something on Facebook before Reddit.

[–]reddust174 0 points1 point ago

Mama said "tuck ya chain son or they'll take it"

I hit em with one of them stale faces like,

I'll be damned mama, they know who I am mama

I may still be your little boy, but to them, I'm the man mama

[–]NHsucks 0 points1 point ago

Wait is that actually one of his lyrics? ಠ_ಠ

[–]reddust174 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]lSkorpl 0 points1 point ago

Pusha T was right.

[–]badasslingo 0 points1 point ago

that looks like a "hurrac-wayne" to me...

[–]IFuckCouches 0 points1 point ago

Ergo...I must clean cushions.

[–]sirprizes 0 points1 point ago

Don't know where you're from but the above is a lotta Wayne where I'm from

[–]Nemofo 0 points1 point ago

I read this in the Priest guy's voice from Princess Bride.

Mawwage.

[–]Fight_On 0 points1 point ago

Never thought I'd say this, but I hope lil' wayne comes to Colorado soon.

[–]gledner 0 points1 point ago

Jon Snow does not approve.

[–]psx2p 0 points1 point ago

sounds better to.

[–]Phoxey 0 points1 point ago

They boff wook wike awotta wayne tew me.

[–]NarwhalAnusRape 0 points1 point ago

I read thi in Elmer Fud's voice.

[–]notsureifiexist 0 points1 point ago

wheres baby talk when you need it

[–]gb003k 0 points1 point ago

Wow, Howwible Pun and it's on the fwont page

The Kamwa faiwies awe kind to you today wir

[–]GanasbinTagap 0 points1 point ago

Its called a drizzle, fo' shizzle.

[–]Thoma9 0 points1 point ago

When it waynes it pours.

[–]Frase 0 points1 point ago

Lil Wayne is the "shower" part of a Golden Shower... Golden Wayne.

[–]wong554 0 points1 point ago

Elmer Fudd?

[–]fuck_lil_wayne 0 points1 point ago

This is the only case with which i'd prefer lil wayne.

[–]j3ssmar 0 points1 point ago

Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning.

[–]ashimmerluvsrh 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there.... Wayne Wayne go away, rap again another day.... :)

[–]no_not_the_butter 0 points1 point ago

This Wayne ain't got nothing on Seattle Wayne

[–]spindragger 0 points1 point ago

bwame it on the wayne.

[–]jcolley99 0 points1 point ago

"when it waynes it poors"- lil wayne

[–]BDex 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there.

[–]DisheveledSaint 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this...

[–]be_lifted 0 points1 point ago

New Orleans nigga, I get Superdome

[–]RobMill 0 points1 point ago

As a person who can't say words with "r" I confirm this.

[–]DjDillypoo 0 points1 point ago

Lil Wayne, Lotta Pain

[–]i_like_cake897 0 points1 point ago

Laughed way too hard.

[–]Chweeeet 0 points1 point ago

That's actually still a lot of rain.

[–]Lalabadie 0 points1 point ago

I twuly wub wayne.

[–]DayManASP 0 points1 point ago

Is I just me or is this not funny, not to be rude but it sounds like your a 5 year old trying your hand at jokes.

[–]rubiksman333 0 points1 point ago

I read this in Michael Caine's voice

[–]reallyhellacool 0 points1 point ago

I feel like they should have a r/punny, maybe there is I'm too lazy to look

[–]ohwellwhateverneverm 0 points1 point ago

Lotta Wayne is in Florida right now

[–]VampirePirateNinja 0 points1 point ago

I was half hoping your username was going to be kripke

[–]jason_steakums 0 points1 point ago

The ice man's mule is parked outside the bar / Where a man with missing fingers plays a strange guitar / And a German dwarf dances with the butcher's son / And a Lil Wayne never hurt no one

[–]Newestmember 0 points1 point ago

As someone who has rhotacism I find this very accurate to how I say rain.

[–]Captain_Teemo 0 points1 point ago

[–]Meganheartt 0 points1 point ago

Hawhaw

[–]psycho_clown 0 points1 point ago

im sure this is the guy that came up with it

[–]chonceysaur 0 points1 point ago

Wayne on dem hoes

[–]AlexanderHammer -1 points0 points ago

Very few of these make me laugh. This is the exception. Well done.

[–]StewieBanana 0 points1 point ago

tsss it's like it's wayning men er sumthin tsss.

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

Stewie........tut.

[–]krispyKRAKEN 0 points1 point ago

When did Mike Tyson start posting on Reddit? Pretty cool

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars 0 points1 point ago

I would much prefer this as opposed to seeing his stupid fucking face.

[–]etgggg 0 points1 point ago

Would have been funnier if there was a picture of Lil' Wayne on the top and the same picture on the bottom, by leading with a picture of rain, there is effectively no punchline.

[–]DoubleRaptor 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, needs to be a picture of lil wayne for this to work.

[–]kmath_the33 0 points1 point ago

That is fucking terrible.

[–]xxlauraleexx -1 points0 points ago

This made me laugh more than expected.

[–]tygor -1 points0 points ago

This made me laugh weally hawd

[–]GrayStudios -2 points-1 points ago

I am very happy that this isn't some dumb joke pandering towards people who hate (and have never listened to) Lil' Wayne.

[–]suzepie -1 points0 points ago

Goddammit, I should not have laughed. Shame on me. You. Whoever.

[–]Webjam -1 points0 points ago

I will never tire of this.

[–]fuckface21 -1 points0 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]defdaddy -1 points0 points ago

I make it Wayne on dem' hoes! I make it Wayne!

[–]Locklinn -1 points0 points ago

hahahaahah

[–]konan375 -1 points0 points ago

That was horrible, have an upvote.

[–]OsamaBinHitler -1 points0 points ago

I did not holocaust that coming

[–]oh_the_humidity -1 points0 points ago

wayne = wet rain.

so you know.

[–]Dacien1983 -5 points-4 points ago

Really? This is so goddamn stupid lol! I'll never tire of the child-like sense of humor most redditors seem to have. Upvote this, and the joke is really on you. Just so you know.

[–]bigkbull[S] -2 points-1 points ago

I agree that this is quite childish. lol. It was raining outside our office and I walked by the window and said, "Wow, look at that wain." To which a coworker replied, "Lil Wayne?". I chuckled and said, "That is not a lil wayne, that is a lotta wayne." So yes, we are childish but hey, it made me chuckle.

[–]Dacien1983 -1 points0 points ago

In that context it's much funnier. It lost that in the translation. But apparently just for me.

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[–]strangetemples 4 points5 points ago

I thought it was cute.

[–]anthony6essful 2 points3 points ago

i thought it was awesome :D

[–]AncestralTuna 3 points4 points ago

I thought it was amazing!

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was impossible :O

[–]slow56k 0 points1 point ago

It's punctuated "It's pronounced 'rain', dumbass. This post makes no sense."

Or if you like, use a semicolon instead. Dumbass.