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[–]JONNy-G 90 points91 points ago

Someone please post this to r/Aww

It definitely won't be a repost there.

[–]mrcheeps 9 points10 points ago

Done. It's in new under "mother nature is adorable" or some shit like that.

[–]TheCuntDestroyer/b/ 7 points8 points ago

[–]shadowfiend11 2 points3 points ago

Upvote the shit out of this.. lets make it to the front page

[–]rocketman0739 11 points12 points ago

You mean r/awwwtf

[–]AidanReddit/mu/ 5 points6 points ago

"Aww he's so cute-OH GOD WHAT THE HELL"

[–]i_like_friends 402 points403 points ago

So old it hurts.

[–]sirrypie 337 points338 points ago

[–]Azzmo 183 points184 points ago

Odds that this kid is good at electric guitar: 118%.

[–]PatAunces 99 points100 points ago

Duh. He's a white male with long hair. That's like a race bonus.

Source: I'm a white male with short hair. I'm decent at electric guitar. The hair is the source of guitar power.

[–]FlyingPasta 14 points15 points ago

This is why I sucked at bass.

[–]sp4ce 22 points23 points ago

hair or anything else won't help you play a fish, dude

[–]FlyingPasta 15 points16 points ago

What if I drop it?

[–]whatthe215 15 points16 points ago

Don't even go there..

[–]FlyingPasta 22 points23 points ago

[–]Indoorsman 0 points1 point ago

My bald head explains my lack of shreds.

[–]Colosphe 7 points8 points ago

With an 18% margin for error?

[–]pureprotest 12 points13 points ago

that mean like, man he could be like 126% good at guitar.

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[–]Das_Himmler 0 points1 point ago

im pretty sure, but not too sure, but pretty sure that 126% is within the margin error. So no need to correct something that is not wrong.

[–]Angrybagel -1 points0 points ago

Ah, sorry, I misinterpreted what you meant. You're right.

[–]wesrawr -3 points-2 points ago

What, like Guitar Hero?

[–]despaxes 19 points20 points ago

Man, I love cake.

[–]DroopyMcCool/fit/ 5 points6 points ago

This pic hits me right in the feels, every time.

[–]Waffles81 18 points19 points ago

Poor Jesus.

[–]SubwayLover 4 points5 points ago

Oh my god, not this picture again.

It should be very old, but the only picture delivering me each time insta-eternal-sadness.

[–]Asmodaeus 132 points133 points ago

Brings back war memories.

[–]NegativeZEN 85 points86 points ago

THE CYCLE OF THE NEWFAGS KEEPS ON TURNIN'.

[–]iceblademan 5 points6 points ago

DON'T KNOW WHAT REPOST I'LL SEE TOMORROW WHOAAA

[–]bubbaholy 107 points108 points ago

Wow, what is this chatroulette thing I hear about? It must be new!

[–]Schroedingers_gif/fit/ 70 points71 points ago

I heard about it from a friend on Habbo Hotel.

[–]Sr_DingDong 5 points6 points ago

You should post about that on your livejournal.

[–]jellytime/b/ 7 points8 points ago

[–]Lazook 113 points114 points ago

The fuck is up with the comments in here?

[–]D1NKLEBERGGG 168 points169 points ago

Summer

[–]frodevil 239 points240 points ago

posting on a 4chan-themed subreddit

calling other people summerfags

that's wiggidy wiggidy wiggidy whack

[–]smififty/b/ 26 points27 points ago

I got tha shakes that'll make you quake. I got da fries that'll cross yo eyes. I got da burgers... I just got da burgers.

[–]SarahC 0 points1 point ago

Why, not to your standard?

[–]SnallTrippin 43 points44 points ago

I swear names used to be Anon in here...

[–]Tumorseal 55 points56 points ago

I refuse to post in this subreddit if people can see my name.

edit: Shit

[–]spakattak 6 points7 points ago

Mobile reddit app never showed the styles anyway. I have never seen anon...

[–]AssViolator 15 points16 points ago

Yea what the fuck?

[–]NiteShadeX2/vg/ 21 points22 points ago

Mod made an announcement, about the nature of the subreddit and cancer posts. Also said since other mods were awol, he was in charge now. Subreddit founder heard the news, came back and rage-broke the subreddit style, because he can.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Even when it was anonymous you could still make it not anonymous by unchecking "use subreddit style" right above the subscribe button to the right.

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 1 point2 points ago

Who cares?

All the Anonymous names did was piss of 4chan people cause "omg reddit is copying us"

And all the reddit retards spammed shit like "Faggot"...and thats it.

It was stupid and only stupid.

[–]dojosnail/gif/ -1 points0 points ago

It was, then Reddit fucked everything up even more and can't even get the website they steal from's basic principles right

also, i thought your name said snailtrippin. that would have been weird. if only it was still fucking anonymous i wouldn't have to be typing this bullshit!

[–]SnallTrippin 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, yea - I get that a lot...ah well, we can't win them all...

[–]PlatinumToasterRape 25 points26 points ago

Girl on right likes it.

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[–]GreatGroovyGood/k/ 14 points15 points ago

SO

EDGY

[–]frozen-creek 1 point2 points ago

Can you be banned from 4chan or anything 4chan related?

[–]drdragos 0 points1 point ago

ban this asshole ^

[–]swuuggle/g/ 8 points9 points ago

Sure is summer in here.

[–]lukeisopinionated 1 point2 points ago

Summer is upon us.

[–]clooneytoons 0 points1 point ago

only summer use this term..

[–]fluffy_bunnies 1 point2 points ago

This makes me sad.

[–]ARustyFirePlace 7 points8 points ago

Fucking summer.

[–]jhopkins40 1 point2 points ago

How does this relate to 4chan?

[–]seqqer 7 points8 points ago

It was during the whole 'troll gif for chatroulette' threads where people posted gifs to use as videos for chatroulette. Someone then made this. The snake is from some YouTube account about a guy who fed live animals to his lizards. The account no longer exists unfortunately (was named vore... something)

edit: account name was JonahVore

Faggots whined about animal abuse and they banned him.

[–]Nolanoscopy 0 points1 point ago

Be seqqer

pretend that animal abuse is ok

make fun of people who are offended by people finding enjoyment in watching animals eat other animals

get all the karma

[–]seqqer 1 point2 points ago

I guess we should turn all animals into vegetarians right?

[–]Nolanoscopy -4 points-3 points ago

Or stop finding enjoyment in their deaths, that's all I'm saying dude :)

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[–]sc00p 2 points3 points ago

I've got the .avi

[–]baculaat -1 points0 points ago

mill

[–]JimmehFTW 0 points1 point ago

Has this troll ever been successful?

[–]cdegon 0 points1 point ago

Was gonna feed it to the snake anyway!

[–]TheManWhoCan 0 points1 point ago

Tried it out and got MUCH better results.

[–]MBAfail 2 points3 points ago

Proof or gtfo

[–]mollykate86 0 points1 point ago

This is disgraceful

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[–]smififty/b/ 38 points39 points ago

Poor baby saw something 9,000 times. SOMEONE GET HIM SOME LIFE SUPPORT, HE SAW A COOL GIF 9000 TIMES! Quit whining faggot.

[–]knowwon249 4 points5 points ago

Sometimes people just like to remember.

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[–]Crux315 47 points48 points ago

shut the fuck up

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[–]Ztiller 3 points4 points ago

I've seen a gif where it works. No source.

The gif in OP's post is actually divided into parts. There is one where the snake eats the chicken, and one where the guy saves it.

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[–]Crux315 36 points37 points ago

No one fucking cares.

[–]bodaciousbilly -5 points-4 points ago

You fucking suck

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[–]karmapopsicle 19 points20 points ago

You must be new to this whole 'internet' thing.

The video has been around forever. Many people have used it for Chatroulette trolling.

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[–]BombAssRiceCrispies 2 points3 points ago

Go suck off a horse you moralfag prick

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[–]BombAssRiceCrispies 6 points7 points ago

Do you even know what torture is?

As a guy who has owned snakes I can tell you that bird died the moment it's neck broke so why don't you come down off your little rampage and stop making yourself look like an ignorant asshole.

[–]chupacabrando -1 points0 points ago

I like you.

[–]LiterallyKesha 1 point2 points ago

Must you really ask this question? Is not the answer obvious? No shame in making stupid comments about being above plowing average chicks. Ya-okay, for all we know you'd be lucky to plow an ugly chick. It's annoying and frustrating to see these overly picky threads coming more and more from avi-less types such as yourself. If you're such a prize, then put up or shut up. The thing of it is, though, in my experience people are truly confident and attractive aren't the types to make stupid ****ing threads asking if people would screw an average chick.

Everything about you screams that you're an insecure ugly little prick, trying to compensate for your own insecurities and worthlessness by making threads acting as if you're some big-time stud. Let me clue you in, junior. You're not and nobody thinks you are either, so all your little hopes and dreams of being some kind of E-badass are for naught. Even here, in the faceless void of anonymity that is the bb.com misc section, even here you are a small little man.

You ask why I negged you, little one? The answer is obvious: Because I ****ing can, and like the sniveling dog you are, you should take the abuse and put your mangy tail between your pathetic legs and scamper off like the lowly animal you are and just pray that you such an insignificant ant to me that I will ignore you from this moment forth.

[–]theDogsBollux 0 points1 point ago

Using account age as an insult.

It was fucking obvious what was gonna happen, so don't watch it and move on with your day. Don't throw a little bitch fit because your pussy ass can't handle it.

[–]Crux315 0 points1 point ago

You're more of a faggot than anything.

[–]karmapopsicle 1 point2 points ago

This is in fact my alternate account that I use to browse r/all. My main account only subscribes to a carefully curated selection of subreddits.

[–]ughmast3r 0 points1 point ago

well that's a cool story

[–]KingNick 23 points24 points ago

OP didn't do this, first off Second, you don't feed your predator animal dead food: it's a predator, not a scavenger.

Lastly, shut up.

[–]DarwinsDrinkingBuddy 7 points8 points ago

Thank you for mentioning this. It seems people don't understand that animals eating other animals is part of nature.

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[–]KingNick 2 points3 points ago

Had fun doing it, but had to feed the snake. Idiot.

[–]Crux315 9 points10 points ago

Stop being a faggot and fucking leave. OH NO! AN ANIMAL DIED! (fucking never happened before) MY DICK IS ALL FUCKING WRINKLED NOW AND I NEED TO EXPLAIN HOW IT HURTS MY FEELS.

No one gives a shit about what you think.

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[–]Crux315 15 points16 points ago

wow, something that is fucking basic in nature is fucked up.

[–]FlutterShy- 5 points6 points ago

Chances are he was going to feed it to the snake anyway. Snakes gotta eat, brohan.

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[–]jifwu 15 points16 points ago

That isn't how you do it, retard. They give boobs, the bird lives. They don't give boobs, the bird dies.

[–]FlutterShy- 14 points15 points ago

They give boobs, the bird lives... until the camera gets turned off. The snake has to eat at some point and there's no sense wasting a little bird.

[–]despaxes 12 points13 points ago

No.

The bird dies. No matter what. If they don't show boobs they just feel like it's their fault.

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[–]StormySan 90 points91 points ago

What are you, 12?

[–]smififty/b/ 30 points31 points ago

They are.

[–]creativecoding 3 points4 points ago

Too old

[–]An_Emo_Dinosaur/g/ -2 points-1 points ago

I literally thought that he was posting in circlejerk, the comment is just too fucking retarded.

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[–]TheLonelyVagabond 25 points26 points ago

Nigger.