Why we never went back to the zoo

Sirwootalot · 3 months

No, dude, you don't understand how fucking crazy gorillas are.

I was visiting DC for a week back in January, and while at the smithsonian zoo (fantastic place, BTW) I saw this gorilla that had a look of pure "i'mma fuck you up" intensity staring right at me. I got into a staring contest with her, and after at least a minute it pulls a trump card by vomiting everywhere without breaking eye contact.

It then proceeded to eat its own vomit, chunklet by spew-nugget, without breaking eye contact.

Yeah, that gorilla won the staring contest.

drk221 · 3 months

i used to put nutella on my bananas, but after this rage comic, you've destroyed my favorite study snack

VonFunkenstein · 3 months

A few years ago, I went to the zoo to sketch the animals, and I get to the gorillas, take out my sketchbook and start drawing. The alpha Silverback is up on a rock, looking like he's posing or some shit, when a class of kindergarteners arrive. As they get there, the gorilla runs and grabs the closest female gorilla and just rapes her doggy style in front of all the kids. I had a good laugh out of that.

Aj45 · 3 months

Dad what's the blowhole for? I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Qwirk · 3 months

I saw a gorilla give another fellatio at the zoo... I try to avoid the gorillas when I go now.

haydelta · 3 months

Cannondale1986 · 3 months

I had this happen at the North Carolina Zoo, only it was more of an apple than a banana. There was another gorilla (not consuming shit) next to the glass, and when the group of 25+ onlookers said "AHH!!" in unison as it happened, the second gorilla started screaming and beating on the glass furiously. All of these little kids started screaming, and some were even crying.

Best trip to the zoo ever.

cluster_1 · 3 months

Animals that eat their shit in captivity are highly stressed. It's a bad sign. Sad...

ChunkBunny · 3 months

Am I the only one here who would go back just to see this?!

VorcePA · 3 months

Haven't had a good laugh from a rage comic in a while. :D

Se7en_Sinner · 3 months

http://i.imgur.com/wAV38.gif

Bigcat710 · 3 months

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while...

krautdawg · 3 months

Gorillas eat their own feces and the feces of other gorillas. Similar behavior has also been observed among chimpanzees. Such behavior may serve to improve absorption of vitamins or of nutritive elements made available from the re-ingestion of seeds.

TheRealDJ · 3 months

Took a first date to the zoo, only to watch one giraffe drink the pee of another giraffe as it was coming out.

mmiller2023 · 3 months

Upvoted for turd banana

april_twentieth · 3 months

This made my day. I don't care that I'm 22 years old, I still enjoy a good poop story :)

SilentHipster · 3 months

Amber_Owl · 3 months

Just the mental imagery I got from your comment left me gagging.

mikeno1 · 3 months

I had a similar experience with an orangutang at the zoo as a child, it didn't eat the turd though. It smoked it like a cigar, in between it's fingers, putting it to its mouth then taking it away and so on. Never once taking a bite.

It was fucking hilarious.

410ham · 3 months

I never went back to the zoo after seeing an elephant eat It's friends shit right after it came out.

Chloeasha · 3 months

Last time we went to the zoo the monkey pooped into its hand and started eating it too but the baby monkey was trying to take it but his momma wouldn't let him

bloomie107 · 3 months

There are actually a lot of animals that don't have a digestion system that is as efficient as ours is. Eating feces is actually a fairly common practice. It helps them absorb nutrients that they might not have the first time through. You'll frequently see rabbits doing the same thing. Same deal with eating their vomit as well. Not at all strange actually.

[deleted] · 3 months

Your illustrations really bring it home

M0D3RNW4RR10R · 3 months

Checkmate atheist

filss · 3 months

Hilarious

TenshiS · 3 months

Two kids one ape

john2kxx · 3 months

It's the circle of life....

JayMillah · 3 months

http://i.imgur.com/kLOdq.gif

RogueEntomologist · 3 months

I once saw a gorilla vomit in to its hand and eat it then repeated this over and over.

lonewanderer812 · 3 months

upvote for turd banana

thefuzz001 · 3 months

My dogs will take fat shits and turn right around and start munching on it if someone doesn't interfere.

weasel_trifle · 3 months

Not sure if better or worse than the orangutan sex I saw two weeks ago

Edit: They're orangutans, not chimpanzee's - thanks!

devoutchristian · 3 months

It's called coprophagia. Lots of animals do it.

zombie_sphinx · 3 months

turd banana..

t1ck_t0ck · 3 months

This is one of the first times I've laughed at one of these. Your word usage is priceless.

Laughingstok · 3 months

Upvoted for "Turd banana."

[deleted] · 3 months

Then the gorrilla scratched three more check marks into the tree as they left...

Official_Shawn · 3 months

Te third panel had me dying of laughter!!!!!

i_fap_to_anything · 3 months

This shit is bananas!

sanime · 3 months

Is it weird I was expecting something involving Harry Potter's first trip to the zoo?

WorkBurlapin · 3 months

I seem to recall that gorillas are in fact Corprophages, and need to eat some of their excrement to get a certain vitamin they have no other way of obtaining?

omglolbored · 3 months

At least the monkey didn't throw the poop at you lol

Cloud_0x0 · 3 months

I think growing up in small captivity with extreme boredom has caused the gorilla to go insane.

Goltork2 · 3 months

I know that feel, bro. At the Sanfrancisco and LA zoo, I saw a chimpanzee eat it's own shit from it's ass by fingering himself. I hate chimps.

conspiracy_police · 3 months

They do this because they are stressed by being closed in the zoo.

pisspoorpeter · 3 months

Lol 'turd banana'!

redops47 · 3 months

when i was a young child i remember laughing so hard at a monkey exhibit because the monkey did something worse. ate bugs off of its dick.

Pigeaux · 3 months

My dad and I saw this exact thing happen at the zoo.

Except, the turd it was eating had one really long strand of grass or something in it. And the gorilla didn't want to eat that again. So it swallowed the whole turd and then slowly pulled the cleaned strand of grass out of it's mouth, like you would with a Popsicle stick.

There were so many little kids watching that in complete silence and so many parents trying to desperately convince their kids to move on to the next exhibit.

MisaMisa21 · 3 months

My dog eats my cats poop. It's normal

Flyboyz · 3 months

Tasted better the second time.

WolfGuy100 · 3 months

Yup, just learned that gorillas are crazy as fuck. And that gorillas eating it own shit just broke that barrier.


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