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[–]shanwow90 393 points394 points ago

Jim lahey is a fucking drunk and he always will be

[–]munge_me_not 184 points185 points ago

A shit leopard can't change his spots

[–]DarwinsDrinkingBuddy 46 points47 points ago

A shit leopard can't change his shit spots.

FTFY

[–]skyroof_hilltop 68 points69 points ago

"Cops and dope don't mix, do they Mr. Lahey?"

"Like shit and strawberry shortcake, Randy."

[–]Hookhand 11 points12 points ago

I think it was actually called "A shit leopard can't change its spots"

[–]DarwinsDrinkingBuddy 3 points4 points ago

Well, then, I'm not keen on remembering every line. What I do remember is that Lahey has a tendency to precede nouns with the description of 'shit'.

[–]emceebradzilla 7 points8 points ago

YOU DIDNT FIX SHIT.

[–]DarwinsDrinkingBuddy 5 points6 points ago

Shut up, Ricky! You got one of Bubbles' cats killed!

[–]GoSioux14 13 points14 points ago

Speaking of Bubbles...

"Can you even read, my son?"

"Well, that depends. Can you go fuck yourself?"

[–]DarwinsDrinkingBuddy 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, Bubbles is awesome.

[–]Zamiel 56 points57 points ago

Knock knock. Fuck off.

[–]ShaolinSlamma 1 point2 points ago

I'm not Fuckin off!

[–]TemplarKormac 36 points37 points ago

You know what a shit rope is, Randy? It's a rope covered in shit. The shit acts like grease; the harder you try to hang on, the faster you slide down.

[–]Perviking 19 points20 points ago

All the way down to con college

[–]JamesFuckinLahey 41 points42 points ago

I am the liquor!

[–]ITS_FAKIN_RAVEEN 3 points4 points ago

Fuck off Lahey!

[–]BangkokPadang 25 points26 points ago

Jim Lahey is a drunk bastard.

[–]KodiakHavocSR 13 points14 points ago

"Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit....Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 7 points8 points ago

Season 5, episode 5. I know this because I'm supposed to be studying, but that's the episode I'm watching right this minute.

[–]TheComebackKid 3 points4 points ago

Hey Mr. Lahey, knock knock.

Who's there, Ricky?

Fuck off

[–]doctaballz 2 points3 points ago

"I want some of Lahey's water, the kind that gets you fucked up"

[–]LindyRig 7 points8 points ago

Never cry shit wolf.

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 15 points16 points ago

He doesn't even drink outside the show. I lived on the same road he did and worked for him last summer. Total asshole, smokes weed too.

[–]fedhead11 34 points35 points ago

Were you allowed to wear a shirt?

[–]munge_me_not 6 points7 points ago

What did you do for him? Wink.

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 5 points6 points ago

I laid stone, mixed and laid cement down and did other random stuff. I just did what I was told.

[–]munge_me_not 2 points3 points ago

Does he pay good?

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 4 points5 points ago

$10 an hour and he screwed me over a few hours because they had to move stone with a backhoe, so I couldn't really do anything.

[–]munge_me_not 5 points6 points ago

That sucks. I thought he was just an asshole on the show, but he's a real life asshole.

[–]gheost 11 points12 points ago

Looks like we got a shit apple over here.

[–]munge_me_not 9 points10 points ago

It didn't fall far from the shit tree.

[–]DoctorNose 2 points3 points ago

That's not true. I've seen him at the bar in Hali before.

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 1 point2 points ago

He told me he didn't drink. He'd only have a glass of coke when everyone else was drinking.

[–]DoctorNose 2 points3 points ago

Seems possible. Strange place to have a glass of coke, though.

[–]DarwinsDrinkingBuddy 2 points3 points ago

I'm thinking it looked like a glass of coke, but was really a glass of whiskey that had some coke in it.

[–]CapnFapns 2 points3 points ago

hahah like he told randy while drinking water-bottles full of vodka?

[–]a_fuckin_samsquanch 6 points7 points ago

131 proof, straight up bud. I'm fucking wasted

[–]Petardfoozer 1 point2 points ago

Bubbles mansion?

[–]Innundator 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure he doesn't drink while acting either :D

[–]NeverReddit18 0 points1 point ago

He drinks like a mother fucker, seen his stand up before, the stuff I could make out was pretty funny. Read from a paper

[–]downhere 1 point2 points ago

"Look Randy, Im mowing the air, whaaa whaaaa whaaoosh."

[–]sectorfour 84 points85 points ago

Frig off Lahey.

[–]AsskickMcGee 168 points169 points ago

I AM THE LIQUOR!

[–]TeaBleezy 45 points46 points ago

Context: "Mr. Lahey is that you talking or the liquor?"

[–]perfekt_disguize 35 points36 points ago

" Life's about more than getting drunk and eating chicken fingers all the time Ricky! "

[–]mang87 29 points30 points ago

"Those were the good kind... 8 bucks!"

[–]Smokes_LetsGo 5 points6 points ago

I'm going to my place to get drunk, c'mon Ricky.

[–]Zenodice 3 points4 points ago

I am the liquor Randy.

[–]TrueZymurgist 107 points108 points ago

Anyone who hasn't watched Trailer Park Boys has so many episodes of pure gold in store...piss jugs...

[–]blarglefwoop 24 points25 points ago

Piss jugs in HD, no less.

[–]AsskickMcGee 16 points17 points ago

It's the way of the road.

[–]boundbystars 8 points9 points ago

[–]thefoofighters 12 points13 points ago

I hate to say atoedaso, but atoedaso. I fuckin' atoedaso.

[–]DirtPile 1 point2 points ago

I'm Steve Rogers.

[–]slightlyamused1 3 points4 points ago

Can they be found free online?

[–]AggressiveAggressive 15 points16 points ago

http://www.tpbcentral.com/

Just links to the youtube videos, but has all the episodes sorted.

[–]slightlyamused1 0 points1 point ago

You are amazing.

[–]BusinessCasualty 6 points7 points ago

They're on Canadian Netflix

[–]long_live_king_melon 24 points25 points ago

American Netflix too.

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 7 points8 points ago

It's not as polite.

[–]long_live_king_melon 7 points8 points ago

I'm sorry.

[–]GoSioux14 1 point2 points ago

Hey, relax, buddy!

[–]Derpettia 1 point2 points ago

I'm not your buddy, guy.

[–]GoSioux14 0 points1 point ago

I'm not your guy, friend.

[–]random_digital 4 points5 points ago

Canadian Netflix

http://imgur.com/N3vNu

[–]VillainTricks 0 points1 point ago

Only the first 5 seasons.

[–]BangkokPadang 1 point2 points ago

The whole series is on Netflix.

[–]aggieinoz 0 points1 point ago

They're on Netflix

[–]Avien 46 points47 points ago

When you show up at a boring party you come to Canada to live in a trailer park, only to eventually become Park Supervisor, a raging alcoholic, and 'in-the-closet' homosexual male? Then proceed to leave said party but not before chugging a bottle of whiskey and jumping behind the wheel of a vehicle.

That sounds like something Cory and Trevor would do. They're fucking stupid.

[–]jesusmcpenis 10 points11 points ago

I've known dogs and cats smarter than Cory and Trevor. Actually, I think most dogs and cats are smarter than Cory and Trevor.

[–]curtiskingftw 17 points18 points ago

The best actor in tv .

[–]Rolling_Go 33 points34 points ago

Mr Lahey and Randy to the fuck off department.

[–]zeflikenoother 54 points55 points ago

The shithawks are circling....

[–]xSARGEx117x 69 points70 points ago

I thought is would look nice in reverse...

[–]PrO1210 18 points19 points ago

Thanks, that's all I was thinking about...

[–]nolongerresisting 2 points3 points ago

"I'm gonna vomit, pass me that bottle!"

[–]WreckerCrew 3 points4 points ago

Absolutely the first thing I thought of when I saw this .gif.

[–]dudeinachair 15 points16 points ago

This is my favourite Lahey moment.

[–]AsskickMcGee 3 points4 points ago

I just watched that episode. That's the one where Randy finds him passed out in the roofless car.

[–]Turkazog 2 points3 points ago

Look Randy I'm mowing the air!

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

I saw the clip too!

[–]mccusm8 14 points15 points ago

Shit hawks Bubs...fuckin' shit hawks

[–]Matocles 5 points6 points ago

shit snares, barb. shit snares...

[–]Topper2676 4 points5 points ago

Trailer Park Boys is a great show.

[–]FilipinoPhil 4 points5 points ago

Oh...my...fuck.

[–]trollinDC 7 points8 points ago

the whispering winds of shit....

[–]blackelvis 4 points5 points ago

get fucked lahey, you too randy.

[–]naftidder 4 points5 points ago

Knock knock.

[–]Sirtilly 5 points6 points ago

who's there rick?

[–]naftidder 4 points5 points ago

FUCK OFF!

[–]naftidder 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for not leaving me hanging Cory and Trevor style Sirtilly. Internet high 5!

[–]Sirtilly 2 points3 points ago

well I may not be the smartest guy in the trailer park but i'm a fuck ton smarter than those two idiots and i aint even got my grade 10 yet

[–]a_fuckin_samsquanch 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Stupidy-head, thats, fuckin' pissin' me off right now and thinks he's the captain of the Shit-liner, and by the way your fish stick sucks so fuck off!

[–]mowens87 3 points4 points ago

"How fuckin' drunk are you right now!?"

"6 outta 10!"

[–]klownxxx 3 points4 points ago

I'm getting drunk today Randy. Big time.

[–]DeFex 3 points4 points ago

Better furl the shit sails and batten down the shit hatches, randy. This thread is going to be a shitticane!

[–]trashguy 2 points3 points ago

Trevor, smokes!

[–]MaxWeiner 2 points3 points ago

Shit tectonics...do you know what happens what two shit plates collide? Shitquake

[–]benget 6 points7 points ago

Dear god...

[–]SirLillyhammond 13 points14 points ago

Mr. Lahey's on the liquor again

[–]HooDooOperator 12 points13 points ago

mr lahey IS the liquor!

[–]Mudface68 1 point2 points ago

Randy! come on. were leaving now.

[–]apollo84 1 point2 points ago

there is a shit storm comin

[–]ah_hell 1 point2 points ago

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU DRUNK BASTARD!

[–]glickplick 1 point2 points ago

Just a couple'o'drinks Barb. . .

[–]zahirsk 1 point2 points ago

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.

[–]ItsTooLateForU 1 point2 points ago

Cheeseburgers Randy.

[–]dankclimes 1 point2 points ago

I've had enough of this shit parade. Your full of shit, your alcohol is full of shit, and I hope you get shit on by a bunch of shit birds!

[–]A1ka1inE 1 point2 points ago

Best show ever. Bubbles.

[–]Napalmhat 1 point2 points ago

I am the liquor

[–]osglith 1 point2 points ago

I bet in reverse this would really be funny.

[–]breadbedman 1 point2 points ago

For anyone who hasn't seen this TV show (Trailer Park Boys), go on netflix and watch every single episode. Right. Now. I am jealous of you because of all the hilarity that you are about to experience for the first time.

[–]GreyFoxSolid 1 point2 points ago

I'm mowin' the air, Ran!

[–]Wannabe_Canadian 1 point2 points ago

I am absolutely loving all the Trailer Park Boys references I've seen here lately

[–]monkey_bojangles 1 point2 points ago

Do you hear that bubbles? The winds of shit are coming.

[–]jzlebek 2 points3 points ago

BEST SHIT PHRASE: He grew up as a shit spark from the old shit flame, then he turned into a shit bon-fire. Then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfire storm. If i get to be married to barb i'll have Total control of sunnyvale, and then i can unleash a shitnammi titlewave that will engulf ricky and extinguish his shitflames for ever. And with any luck he will drown in the under shit of that wave...... Shit waves..

[–]Nate_the_Ace 4 points5 points ago

In reverse it's like he's filling the bottle on his way to the party.

[–]paperhat 0 points1 point ago

He is a considerate guest, and is bringing a host gift.

[–]jjimigg 3 points4 points ago

Just having a couple drinks!

[–]kickingbag 1 point2 points ago

[–]JohnixHD 0 points1 point ago

Now lets see it in reverse.

[–]philistic53 0 points1 point ago

A shit leopard can't change his spots.

[–]zemonstaaa 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how many of these upvotes are canadian.

[–]GrundelFiddler 0 points1 point ago

Fuck off lahey!

[–]papasully 0 points1 point ago

Yup. That's what happens

[–]AshuraVonXacto 0 points1 point ago

Randy equals not shook; Lahey equals upvotes

[–]Heisenbergwasntbald 0 points1 point ago

I'm kinda curious what this would look like if the gif were played in reverse...

[–]hooizyoo 0 points1 point ago

If you drink fast enough, you can be home before the alcohol even kicks in.

[–]breakyoudown 0 points1 point ago

I remember he and Randy came to my school and were preforming in our pub. I have no idea what happens in trailerpark boys, never really watched it, but they were really fucking hammered and were singing about Shithawks. They kept asking people in the audience to give them their drinks, which they did, then they asked people to come up and do a Bubbles impression. Each person that came up they would say "Can you actually do it or are you just fucking with me?" It was an okay show, we ended up leaving before it was over

[–]FThisNoise 0 points1 point ago

God I miss his Shit-isms

[–]Dyrty 0 points1 point ago

A shitstorm's a brewin

[–]oldswag 0 points1 point ago

randy... i am the liquor.

[–]slapded 0 points1 point ago

Liquor: Making boring parties fun since forever

[–]Theoroshia 0 points1 point ago

Gimme smokes.

[–]madsamurai 0 points1 point ago

[–]JoshZilIa 0 points1 point ago

This actually happened to me this past weekend, for some reason I decided not to leave until all the bottles were gone and I got my 5$ worth of liquor...well I had fun at least..

[–]JKrunk 0 points1 point ago

If Lahey is my idol, does that make me one of his Shit-Puppets?

[–]Marcellus_Wallace_ 0 points1 point ago

God I miss that show.

[–]PhotoshopMogul 0 points1 point ago

Someone should reverse this lol

[–]ACrowLeft06 0 points1 point ago

I am the liquor.

[–]Wishaniggawoods 0 points1 point ago

I swear to Redditt I was just watching this on netflix less then 10 minutes ago and it's freaking me the fuck out.

[–]GodzillaDeathFart 0 points1 point ago

DAMNIT LAHEY

[–]barbados-slim 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Lahey... are you OK?!?!

[–]billylooser 0 points1 point ago

He looked like christopher walken at the beginning.

[–]SteveScagbaron 0 points1 point ago

The liquor's doin the thinkin' now Randy

[–]followthebunny 0 points1 point ago

" I AM the liquor Randy"

[–]LemonTheFruit 0 points1 point ago

Laughed MUCH harder than I should have.

[–]elralpho 0 points1 point ago

This gif is useless without Bubbles' reaction

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

I've just started watching this series and I'm loving it! It was the meat stealing part which piqued my interest. I'm up to the start of episode 3 at the moment.

[–]bultaco370pursang 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' Lahey.

[–]caphits 0 points1 point ago

"Don't drink and drive man!" "Ok, Let me finish this real quick then."

[–]jk4122 0 points1 point ago

up vote for shit storms, bubbles, and burgers.

[–]Yehaw4Jihad 0 points1 point ago

[–]thebucho 0 points1 point ago

It will be a peach of cake.

[–]NGC_224 0 points1 point ago

The best part is right after when it shows Bubbles and he mouths "Oh my fuck".

[–]cahman 0 points1 point ago

implying OP gets invited to parties

[–]Pseudophobic 0 points1 point ago

[–]Crayth 0 points1 point ago

What about... the reverse gif?

[–]NathanielSnurpus 0 points1 point ago

Same could be said when showing up at a fun party

[–]Electropanda 0 points1 point ago

"what in the fuck?!" -Danny

[–]dmowen 0 points1 point ago

A shit storms a comin Randy

[–]sehajodido 0 points1 point ago

Smokes. Now.

[–]Colonelvonjazz 0 points1 point ago

I like to think this gif is actually reversed

[–]I_am_not_yelling 0 points1 point ago

Hey Randy you fat fuck, want some cheeseburgers? Too bad.

[–]anofficerofthelawl 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck Lahey? I asked for a shot you retard.

[–]Renrim 0 points1 point ago

Or if you're just a shit trailer park supervisor

[–]SarahC603 0 points1 point ago

Lahey!

[–]grsshppr666 0 points1 point ago

fucky the drunk clown

[–]PeacekeeperAl 0 points1 point ago

He's been calling me Bobandy which he only does when he's drunk!

[–]Led-Zeppelin 0 points1 point ago

"Fuckin' Randy's gut, it's fulla' dirty ole cheeseburgers."

[–]Sammyscrap 0 points1 point ago

The shit barometer is rising, and your ears are gonna implode from all the shit pressure!

[–]Duke_of_New_York 0 points1 point ago

My second favourite Lahey moment is at the end of the show: "I was meant to be a drunk trailer park supervisor; it's what I was born to do."
There's something so charming about that realization and acceptance.

[–]sbob420 0 points1 point ago

Ahh canadian tv at it finest

[–]nace16 0 points1 point ago

Can someone get this gif reversed?

[–]Godzilla2y 0 points1 point ago

Jim Lahey is a fucking drunk, and he always will be.

[–]aahgfdjhgrhgh 0 points1 point ago

I do this at every party.

[–]Unknown_01 0 points1 point ago

Randy: "How drunk are you Mr. Lahey?"

Jim Lahey: "About a shix outta ten."

[–]GoochMcScrotes 1 point2 points ago

It's Ricky that asks him.

[–]EerieBagel 0 points1 point ago

Well, I'm gonna jump on this boat too. Just found out about it a few weeks ago, and I've already started walking around the yard with a beverage a la Julian.

[–]mikehole 0 points1 point ago

Randy

[–]Spikor 0 points1 point ago

You're not gonna eat that dirty ol' bluejay burger, are ya?

[–]Postybro 0 points1 point ago

I'm watchin you like a shit hawk

[–]Zarianosia 0 points1 point ago

I'm just gonna have a little drinky poo....

[–]Slylock 0 points1 point ago

I love this gif

[–]knockknockneo 0 points1 point ago

Cigs, let's go boys.

[–]jplug93 0 points1 point ago

When you show up at a boring party turn on trailer park boys

[–]Careb 0 points1 point ago

god i love mr. lahey

[–]cbdoc 0 points1 point ago

Please - just roll it up.

[–]matthewmendoza 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit I love that show!

[–]supergalactic 0 points1 point ago

"Trevor, smokes. Let's go"

[–]xXxTommy316xXx 0 points1 point ago

"Randy, I am the Liquor"

[–]Thunderp 0 points1 point ago

This is one of my favorite scenes...and a perfect descriptor. Up all your votes!

[–]StonerPuppy 0 points1 point ago

Drunk fucking leighy

[–]thebirdistheword31 0 points1 point ago

Bubbles was the shit on that show best clip ever---->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4daL7sWMOM

[–]OEFvet 0 points1 point ago

Knock knock... Who's their? Fuck off!!