When the girlfriend's asleep, and I'm not quite ready for bed.

luvcheez · 2 months

If I was still wired while my gf was trying to sleep, I'd occasionally synch my breathing with hers, and for some reason it would throw off her breathing and piss her right off lol.

eatplacenta · 2 months

you voraciously lick her hands and feet?

aragorn18 · 2 months

I lost it when the cat fell off the step.

TheCage · 2 months

Ahh, this reminds me of the original post

Ihateyourdick · 2 months

If I ever found out that the brown kitten was really dead and this was actually soul crushingly sad instead of turbocute. I'd hunt down whoever told me and set him on fire.

seaners111 · 2 months

"I'm not quite ready for bed" = "I wanna get rowdy"

snickles19 · 2 months

This reminds me more of my own cat and I when I'm trying to sleep.

slayzakattack · 2 months

if that other cat is my computer.. then yes.

sempiris · 2 months

in other words, you really wanted to get laid, but your lady's not interested.

Magnicth · 2 months

Silly kitties. Upvote for you.

fluxaxion · 2 months

That's too cute...

iloveyousomuchgaycow · 2 months

The other way around for me. My boyfriend is seriously the biggest bum you could probably ever meet

Solsavage · 2 months

aww hit me right in the sads.

clee-saan · 2 months

Someone's a /b/tard...

Teahes · 2 months

Cute.

tenebrous_cloud · 2 months

GUYS I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

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