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[–]radcopter2 271 points272 points ago

The sad thing is, he is illiterate and someone made that sign just to mess with him.

[–]munchauzen 73 points74 points ago

his socks are way too clean for him to be homeless.

[–]Byjohn 21 points22 points ago

Or he just became homeless and hes not dirty yet. Speaking of clean homeless people how come there is no such thing?

[–]xXDGFXx 12 points13 points ago

Tis an oxymoron.

[–]Charwinger21 32 points33 points ago

[–]classy_stegasaurus 14 points15 points ago

I miss Billy Mayes

[–]fatalblur 18 points19 points ago

I'm sure he's having a great time in Hawaii with Michael Jackson and Bigfoot.

[–]Alonewarrior 8 points9 points ago

Don't forget Tupac.

[–]thedude018 7 points8 points ago

And Kurt Kobain

[–]Neotetron 7 points8 points ago

And Elvis.

[–]RUPTURED_ASSHOLE 4 points5 points ago

Apparently not enough to spell his name right.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

I was about ten or elevan when he died.

[–]thatsdirty 0 points1 point ago

You made me sad :(

[–]jmarks7448 2 points3 points ago

Its always the new homeless people that have the funny signs.

[–]Messiah 4 points5 points ago

Ever been to a homeless shelter?

[–]munchauzen 3 points4 points ago

been, designed, and built one. some of them are families that have been hit by hard times, while there are plenty more addicts. if you would like to see some pics of the place, I could PM you. The 2bedroom apartments for families are nicer than any apartment I've ever had a lease in.

[–]Messiah 3 points4 points ago

The ones here have washing machines, but the place is not particularly nice.

[–]munchauzen 5 points6 points ago

Check out the album! Sorry didn't have any exterior shots on my phone.

http://imgur.com/a/faF6I

EDIT: note the actual granite kitchen countertop

[–]ace0fspadez0 5 points6 points ago

Jesus christ

[–]Bored_At_Night 6 points7 points ago

How long before that countertop is ripped out and sold by an addict?

[–]munchauzen 7 points8 points ago

these apartments are for families. the addicts stay in rooms on the ground level, in plain rooms with nothing but bathrooms and cots. the screening process for the nice places is pretty thorough, I assure you.

[–]NineteenthJester 1 point2 points ago

I doubt addicts would have families, though.

[–]Bosley_Jackson 1 point2 points ago

yeah because people who do drugs, can't possibly reproduce.

[–]Bored_At_Night 1 point2 points ago

[PROOF]

[–]wallstop 2 points3 points ago

Oh wow! That's fantastic!

[–]GorgeouslyHumbl 3 points4 points ago

Holy fuck, this makes me want to be homeless. I'm apartment shopping and that thing is out of my price range and I certainly don't make minimum wage.

[–]tonight__you 0 points1 point ago

I'm conflicted. On one hand, yay for helping people! On the other, why the fuck do people without jobs live nicer than I do?

[–]munchauzen 1 point2 points ago

the existing one here is in our downtown. its disgusting and old. recently, some company built a small apartment building outside of town, and before they finished they went belly up, and left the building standing. the homeless shelter purchased that building, and we redesigned the interior and exterior landscape for use as a new shelter. I'm uploading pics to imgur right now...

[–]awesomedan24 1 point2 points ago

Plus, his gatorade bottle has gatorade in it.

[–]Level_32_Mage 4 points5 points ago

Its somewhat reassuring to know the comment i came here to post is already top-shelf. I feel like your karma is my karma, except i wouldve had more.

[–]jonathanrdt 112 points113 points ago

Live outside Philly. Major intersections have collectors holding signs, and the intersections always have litter.

Why do they not clean up the litter and hold a sign that says, "I picked up this intersection's trash. Please help me buy food."

Hard work, adding value, not simply begging. It works for me. But I have never seen it done.

[–]11fiffty9 32 points33 points ago

What about the bottle collecting people. They are cleaning up by recycling, right.

[–]mike413 16 points17 points ago

What do you think about the bottle collecting people... that go through people's recycling bins?

[–]rjp0008 63 points64 points ago

Work smarter not harder.

[–]Offendo 3 points4 points ago

Work smarter and harder.

[–]rjp0008 9 points10 points ago

Well if that was the case they probably wouldn't be collecting bottles.

[–]thesupermutant 14 points15 points ago

Does your recycling bin pay you money or something? And even then, the nickel you're going to get from that is going to mean a lot less to you then it means to the person who's trying to survive on the waste of your comfortable, bottle consuming life.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 21 points22 points ago

I make sure to never consume the bottle.

[–]BlueFamily 7 points8 points ago

Passing the bottle the next morning can be quite difficult... And if you go to the ER, the doctor never seems to believe that you ate the bottle, and didn't simply get it stuck after shoving it in your ass.

[–]MrFuegoBurns 0 points1 point ago

I call people "Dildo Baggins" all the time, and I thought I came up with something clever, thanks reddit.

[–]AvatarofSleep 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't, but the city uses the money from recycling to offset some of the costs of trash collection.

[–]glass_house 0 points1 point ago

someone stole my recycling bin, so I've actually lost money on recycling dammit

[–]watabowtit 1 point2 points ago

..and leave a mess all over the damn alley.

[–]drivesleepless 1 point2 points ago

I doubt the guys that pick up recycling for the city are complaining. They don't get paid per can.

[–]schniggens 1 point2 points ago

I hate those people! Taking my hard-earned trash! How dare they!?

[–]WhatIRead 1 point2 points ago

It's why I keep my recycling inside.

Some scumbag used to come by my neighborhood and dump all the bins everywhere to grab bottles.

I will grant you that lots of these people are tidy, and any de facto arrangement with them where they help to empty your recycling is mutually benificial, but not all of them are helpful.

[–]am_animator 1 point2 points ago

i knew people who set the cans out next to the recycling, incase someone needed the cans. seemed to work okay.

[–]dnrchy1 1 point2 points ago

and hobos collect the tobacco from discarded cigarette butts!

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 0 points1 point ago

He's never seen that.

[–]redcube85 5 points6 points ago

There was a man named Jerry who was always at the same intersection just off the highway in Vancouver. He would walk up and down the median smiling and waving at people who drove by, telling jokes and picked up any garbage that he could find. Never held a sign or asked for a penny, although people would give him money just because he made them smile. Then one day he was gone. He died of cancer on March 11, 2010.

RIP Jerry, you are missed.

[–]biggbuckz 1 point2 points ago

Have you actually asked someone with a "will work for food" sign to mow your lawn?

Spoiler alert: 9 times out of 10, they won't.

[–]Viat 2 points3 points ago

They do that in South Africa -- they also offer to take the trash from your car. And then they chuck the bag somewhere but it's a nice thought.

[–]Gator_pepper_sauce 2 points3 points ago

The Japanese government actually will pay people temporarily to clean the streets. A simple way to have clean streets and get some food for the homeless.

[–]todayiburned 3 points4 points ago

Agreed. I am always more inclined to help anyone who might be struggling if I see some sort of effort or contribution on their part.

[–]dynamohums 0 points1 point ago

And when they get home they can look themselves in the mirror with pride and say "Remember you're a Womble".

[–]norsurfit 0 points1 point ago

You should be a consultant for homeless people...

[–]colesl4w 17 points18 points ago

He has an incredibly long neck.

[–]GFandango 11 points12 points ago

George?

Too soon? I'll see myself out...

[–]Greenedragon 192 points193 points ago

Frost Glacier Freeze is the best Gatorade no doubt about that.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 247 points248 points ago

[–]Greenedragon 70 points71 points ago

Oh man, I'm going to have to try this.

[–]Bishopkilljoy 119 points120 points ago

Just make sure you clean out the bottle very well beforehand

[–]pciespresso 354 points355 points ago

Why? I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is fucking clean.

[–]PendingSente 47 points48 points ago

Upvote for Mitch.

[–]Captain_LargePoop 25 points26 points ago

Hardcore Mode: Normal windex instead

[–]Likestechlongtime 60 points61 points ago

[–]ecmmyers 4 points5 points ago

Put some Windex on it!

[–]Grimmloch 36 points37 points ago

And the next day, make vanilla pudding in an empty mayo jar. You'll get some good looks for that, too.

[–]stupergenius 46 points47 points ago

Just make sure you clean out the jar very well beforehand

[–]KennyFuckingPowers 64 points65 points ago

Why? I would imagine the inside of a mayonnaise jar is fucking delicious.

[–]Anthony_Hopkins 7 points8 points ago

I literally just gagged.

[–]lemonpjb 8 points9 points ago

Upvote for Mitch.

[–]Thriftx 30 points31 points ago

I have done this on April Fool's day at my retail job. I would have it sitting on the glass cabinet top, and then just spray it in my mouth when customers walked past me. I got a lot of fun reactions, and some genuinely concerned people. But if you really do plan on doing this in public, please don't squirt the drink in your mouth in front of children.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 22 points23 points ago

Will they explode?

[–]Deathwish1909 6 points7 points ago

Yes, children tend to explode.

[–]surfnaked 3 points4 points ago

Betcha some other employee will come along and try to be helpful and clean the glass.

[–]M3nt0R 16 points17 points ago

Windex, it's got what glass craves! Electrolytes!

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

More electrolytes than the glass surface has room for!!!

[–]TripleMint 1 point2 points ago

The Glass will have so many babies..

[–]machsmit 6 points7 points ago

(1) Make a shitload of vanilla pudding

(2) clean out a mayonnaise jar

(3) eat in public with a spoon

[–]JediPilot 18 points19 points ago

Joke's on you guys: she's eating vanilla pudding.

[–]sloaninator 11 points12 points ago

Oh god the disgusting Olive Oil flavor too.

[–]oohlala2747 2 points3 points ago

Man that shit makes me gag. My mom always buys it though because she believes it's "healthy". In the end though, it's still fatty mayonnaise...

[–]nolens_volens 2 points3 points ago

It's terrible. Why do moms not think it's terrible.

[–]machsmit 1 point2 points ago

0_o

[–]GoodWithoutAGod 6 points7 points ago

(1) Make a shitload of vanilla pudding

(2) clean out a mayonnaise jar

(3) eat in public with a piece of crispy bacon

FTFY

[–]machsmit 2 points3 points ago

...your offer is acceptable.

[–]mescad 8 points9 points ago

Because eating a big jar of vanilla pudding in public is not weird?

[–]machsmit 11 points12 points ago

Not half as weird as eating a jar of mayonnaise, no.

[–]M3nt0R 4 points5 points ago

I don't know, you're just a human doing what you'd be doing behind a few inches of drywall and wood, but you're doing it on the other side of those few inches when you do it in public.

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[–]OompaOrangeFace 4 points5 points ago

How did you know this existed?

[–]sfc949 1 point2 points ago

Brandon Fucking Dico. I firmly consider him the funniest man alive.

[–]Trip_McNeely 3 points4 points ago

You take that back. AM Tropical Mango is best Gatorade.

[–]Omnipotent0 1 point2 points ago

Tropical mango all the way. brofist

[–]OODanK 3 points4 points ago

Cool Blue.

[–]Captain_LargePoop 2 points3 points ago

Fuck yea bro, I've been saying that shit for years and everybody is like "Oh no its all about Lemon Lime"

[–]AyoCudder 2 points3 points ago

I like the Riptide Rush.

[–]LordAndre 2 points3 points ago

Blue Gatorades turn your poop green.

[–]becksftw 4 points5 points ago

Riptide Rush, my friend.

[–]plasker6 1 point2 points ago

Lemonade?

[–]klobster 1 point2 points ago

That's because you have never tried Lemon Ice.

[–]FearTheStache13 1 point2 points ago

I disagree, although frost glacier freeze is a very good flavor, i think strawberry-lemon lime X-factor gatorade is the best.

[–]leedorham 2 points3 points ago

I wish they still made Lemon Ice. Drank the shit out of that stuff when it came out.

[–]chetlol 5 points6 points ago

Strawberry Kiwi man, i miss that shit everyday.

[–]JUSTCALLmeY 1 point2 points ago

That's what I thought until I tried COOL BLUE CHERRY I can only find it in my local 7/11. If u can find it it's defiantly worth it. (it's a limited time offer this summer)

[–]WesWarlord 1 point2 points ago

I was going to post about this stuff man. It's killer. Right now it's 2 for $3. Ill be going to get 2 on my lunch break.

[–]daysweregolden 0 points1 point ago

It might be the best gatorade now, but only because Fierce Lime was discontinued.

[–]PandaGoggles 0 points1 point ago

Are you a hawk?

[–]jlopez9090 0 points1 point ago

Riptide rush bro

[–]seebaw 0 points1 point ago

Have you tried sour melon??!?

[–]JSBUCK 0 points1 point ago

You mean blue?

[–]Greenedragon 1 point2 points ago

Dear friend, there is such a big difference between Frost Glacier Freeze and Cool Blue.

[–]ark_keeper 0 points1 point ago

FIERCE GRAPE! Come on now

[–]Changedmyplea2guilty 0 points1 point ago

I guess im the only fan of 'red'

[–]Khatib 0 points1 point ago

I drank so much of that stuff mixed with Smirnoff Twist vodka in college. Could mix like 2:1 alcohol and it'd still taste good.

[–]Kar98_Byf42 13 points14 points ago

Once, when I was taking a break from painting a house in Denver, Colorado, me and the dog wandered to the 7-11 at the end of the block for some refreshments. Hotdogs for both of us, a beer for me, and oh, the dog is thirsty, lets get him some water...really? Oh well, bottled it is then. We sat at the curb munching our hotdogs. Some dude parks his Benz at the pump, walks inside and as he passes us, he sees me in my ragged, dirt jeans, pulls out his wallet, reaches for a tenner, gives us a double take and realizes I'm watering the dog with Evian.

So he puts on his "awkward!" face and hurries off.

/csb

[–]beebeedoom 1 point2 points ago

You can drink outside your 7-11?

[–]Kar98_Byf42 1 point2 points ago

You can be quick about it.

[–]DarkSoviet 0 points1 point ago

I was biking to Canada a couple years back and I stopped at a CVS in upstate New York to eat some of my packed tomatoes and nuts for lunch when this nice older lady walked by and gave me $10. I told her I wasn't homeless and that I was just on an adventure and I'm a student back in Ohio bla bla bla. I'm sure I looked pretty homeless, however. She came out of the CVS with an egg sandwich for me anyway. Nice lady.

[–]atcaskstrength 97 points98 points ago

Nice guy?!

That's the best spot in town!

I used to make a solid $13 an hour standing there with my "NEED MONEY FOR BEER GOD BLESS" sign.

Now that that guy takes up my spot, I have to go across town. Yesterday I made 87 cents and some beef jerky.

So don't tell me he's a nice guy.

Fuckin' prick.

[–]RiveraMarcel 75 points76 points ago

What an ass >:( nothing pisses me off more than people with money that take the spots of hard working people like us!!! -Sent from my iPhone

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Assuming a lower average of 8 bucks an hour * 4 hours a day * 6 days a week=192 bucks a week. That's 7 bucks short of a current gen iPhone with an 8GB plan. Factoring in other expenses for decent food, assorted hobo-items and yes, beer, he could comfortably keep up with current tech and the most recent reposts on reddit with the work of a mere month. Of course that's not taking into consideration the diminishing returns the longer he stays there due to more and more drivers getting to know him and his schtick and increasing competition i.e. drunken, raging bums trying to bully him out of his spot.

Tl;dr: Beggars be mad balling.

[–]BlueFamily 7 points8 points ago

I actually saw a beggar with an iPhone yesterday... ugly green case too.

[–]notanon 23 points24 points ago

Beggars can't be choosers.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Well, you know what they say about haters....

[–]jhnhines 1 point2 points ago

He doesn't pay taxes either.

[–]OhGodAli[S] 22 points23 points ago

I don't know if serious or sarcasm. I hope its sarcasm.

[–]Trip_McNeely 34 points35 points ago

I hope it's serious. I want to see some pan-handling turf wars.

[–]satire 7 points8 points ago

Oh you haven't seen that show yet? I'm pretty sure it's on TruTV

[–]KennyFuckingPowers 13 points14 points ago

No, the History Channel

[–]HorrendousRex 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, it's on right after Modern Weapons.

Modern Weapons.

Modern

I just made myself angry.

[–]4twenty 0 points1 point ago

It's gotta be serious. Everyone knows panhandlers have easy access to the internet.

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 2 points3 points ago

"They told me to occupy the streets; I occupied a job, instead."

[–]Gopherpants 1 point2 points ago

I realize this is a joke, but I figured this is where I would share that a parent of a classmate of mine had a nice full time job in D.C., and managed to pay for his children's (expensive) private school education by panhandling.

TLDR; some of these guys make bank

also source: [PROOF]

edit: now I can't remember for sure if he only panhandled or had a full time job too. Don't drink in the morning

[–]goatserevival 1 point2 points ago

There's a girl with pretty horrible burn scars all over who panhandles near where I live. When she thinks no one is looking, she takes out her smart phone, taps away and giggles a lot. Then when some one is coming, she puts it away, puts on her sad face and gets back to work.

[–]PandaGoggles 0 points1 point ago

What kind of jerky?

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 0 points1 point ago

Beef jerky costs like $3,000. I think you did pretty well.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 3 points4 points ago

seems more like a jackass

[–]RahvinDragand 2 points3 points ago

Mocking homeless people with his job and happiness.

[–]red321red321 4 points5 points ago

i wonder how long he stands there for. if it's a routine thing then this dude needs a hobby.

[–]jsmayne 4 points5 points ago

that is his hobby.

there is a crossing guard in my town that waves to every car going by. Well she missed a couple days and there was a flood of emails to the newspaper wondering what happened.

Such a simple gesture as waving and smiling it brightened peoples day and made people like her. Even though few actually talked to her.

She's not there anymore. I miss her. :(

[–]beebeedoom 4 points5 points ago

I did that once, decided to wave at people driving by and someone saw me waving at them and she hit the brakes and tried to pull over into the next entrance, I thought she was just a shitty driver until she parked and came running up to me asking if I was ok.

[–]ultchin 1 point2 points ago

The little smiley face makes that sign approx 52% better.

[–]armchairdetective 1 point2 points ago

Way to rub it in!

[–]theinception 1 point2 points ago

Dat Gíraffe neck

[–]buzzle- 1 point2 points ago

That's Greg "Idra" Fields in a few years. Twinsies

[–]Felt_Ninja 1 point2 points ago

Canada?

[–]spookieghost 1 point2 points ago

more like a waste of time

[–]Infinator10 1 point2 points ago

Is it me you're looking for?

[–]IU_Aegyo 1 point2 points ago

Why is Idra not playing SC?

[–]shelly_11 1 point2 points ago

Get in a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today"

[–]toad2711 1 point2 points ago

I kinda know this guy! I actually saw this same picture about a week ago on my facebook.

He's a cook at a restaurant I used to work at. Really nice guy, didnt surprise me when I first saw this a week ago that this was him. For those who want to know, this took place in Murfreesboro, TN

[–]Secondsemblance 1 point2 points ago

A homeless guy walked up to my car while I was stuck in traffic, and asked me why I was wearing an army t-shirt. I said it was cause I used to be in the army. He asked "how come you don't wanna help me?" I started to explain how I haven't eaten in almost a week and he cut me off with "cause you're a bitch" and walked off. Reminded me of that scene from "Falling Down".

Sometimes I wish we'd spawn computers vastly more intelligent than us, so they could squash us all out of existence in an instant. But the guy in OPs picture seems like a pretty baller guy. It's good to be reminded that we're not all bad.

[–]DeathisLaughing 1 point2 points ago

My first thought was, "what if he's actually a homeless blind person and some jerk switched out his sign to mess with him?"

[–]fuckyournationalism 1 point2 points ago

AKA - Attention Whore

[–]smutzer 1 point2 points ago

Lonesome George????

[–]real_nice_guy 4 points5 points ago

you rang?

[–]this_sort_of_thing 4 points5 points ago

If I don't survive....tell my wife hello

[–]tact_equals_false 4 points5 points ago

How very NEUTRAL of you...

[–]TOONAMI2112 5 points6 points ago

I hate neutrals, at least with hostile you know where you stand.

[–]kay-ro 1 point2 points ago

manually updating your status.

[–]OccasionalPoster 1 point2 points ago

What a showoff, all the homeless people must hate him.

[–]Azberg 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]cxdy 0 points1 point ago

Looks an awful lot like Joel Zimmerman, except without the tattoos.

[–]saysPOOP 0 points1 point ago

He's using reverse psychology!

[–]eire1228 0 points1 point ago

and it's all good until the white van pulls up....

[–]DominuX 0 points1 point ago

IM DONIG THIS TOMORROW.. even if i dont actually have a job..

[–]Neltech 0 points1 point ago

i ran into a wonderer a few weeks ago. he said he was back in town because he got a ticket for panhandling. he said he was holding a sign that said "free smiles" and a cop gave him a ticket. stupid.

[–]leositruc 0 points1 point ago

Did no one else notice how long his neck looks in this picture?

[–]PeterMus 0 points1 point ago

Homeless=/= unemployed. I've met homeless people who worked full time but couldn't afford a place to live and were stuck living in hostiles and homeless shelters. Scratch beginnings is a book about an able bodied college student trying to start over and see if the American dream is still alive. It took two months of saving everything he could living in a homeless shelter, buying everything at the dollar store etc. to find a place. He found a job that paid 12$ an hour, most people aren't so lucky.

[–]steelystan 0 points1 point ago

There's a guy in Denver on 14th St that holds a sign saying "Try a random act of kindness." and that's all. Only thing is he's been there every day at 4:45pm for the last two weeks... can't figure it out.

[–]bloopeeriod 0 points1 point ago

just want attention

[–]asreva 0 points1 point ago

he knew he was going on reddit ;)

[–]snatchyowallet 0 points1 point ago

clever marketing stunt by Gatorade...

[–]Blake2819 0 points1 point ago

He's just a pick-up artist trying out some new techniques.

GET THOSE GIRLS BRO!

[–]ryanatorzx117 0 points1 point ago

he took my idea... :(=

[–]antithing 0 points1 point ago

Lonely Joe ?

[–]CatrickStrayze 0 points1 point ago

I'm no rocket appliance, but I'm pretty that being homeless and unemployed are two different things.

[–]compto35 0 points1 point ago

Lonely George lives on!

[–]dianthe 0 points1 point ago

Was this in Boulder, CO by any chance?

[–]MalvinO 0 points1 point ago

Until you realize someone else wrote that for him and he has no idea what it says.

[–]supnul 0 points1 point ago

Boomhower ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

He looks like the guy from Redband (the youtube channel about MMJ)

Was this taken in Colorado?

[–]VidenTheColdOne 0 points1 point ago

This would be a nice change. I live in Trenton, somehow the richest and poorest part of New Jersey IMHO. There are two intersections where people have to stop to wait for the light and it's usually really busy, especially at 5 because you have people coming over the bridges from PA. So there used to be this black woman who was ALWAYS out there begging for money. I don't have a problem with giving a homeless person money, though I prefer to do what my mom does, I offer to buy them food, or offer them food i already have. You'd be surprised how often they act offended to be offered food. Obviously these are the type that want money for drugs or alcohol. ANYWAY this woman was out there in the shortest shorts, tightest shirts and my god she was ALWAYS ripped out of her mind high. You could tell from several yards away that this woman was just out of it. On top of all this she was NOT an attractive woman so I couldn't imagine that clothing could be helping her too much. Eventually I stopped seeing her, I imagine she either OD'ed or got hit by a car. Sad thing is, there's always someone there to take their place.

TL;DR: This was a nice change from what i normally see, hopped up druggies. If you want to be sure they don't spend it on drugs offer to buy them food, if they act offended... guess what!?

[–]humbertog 0 points1 point ago

[–]HetfieldJ 0 points1 point ago

He would be a big man one day. Will take over reddit just to prove it.

[–]DISREPUTABLE 0 points1 point ago

Creep level - German tourist in America

[–]Athene_Wins 0 points1 point ago

We call him longneck

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

Looks bummy

[–]Ekiph 0 points1 point ago

Where was this taken?

[–]Jaelymes 0 points1 point ago

Man needs to fix up & get a hobby or sumit. Pahh.

[–]RevClamJuice 0 points1 point ago

Is this in DFW? I think I know this guy!

[–]Shadybacon12 0 points1 point ago

why does this have 1706 up votes its a repost in case you didn't know

[–]scratchnatural 0 points1 point ago

This would just irritate me.