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[–]Immynimmy 118 points119 points ago

‘When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name’

[–]roterghost 57 points58 points ago

"Honor: If you need it defined, you don't have it."

"Greatness itself: the best revenge."

"Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice."

"Building walls makes you strong. Defending them makes you stronger."

Ron Swanson is the father I never had.

[–]ProjectResurrection 13 points14 points ago

Every Ron Swanson moment is a 'classic Ron Swanson' moment

[–]wrongtrap 19 points20 points ago

Ron Swanson on bacon http://i.imgur.com/IvqVR.jpg

[–]Crim91 6 points7 points ago

[–]DopeFishIsBack 6 points7 points ago

Ron Swanson on vegan bacon

[–]VestaDear 0 points1 point ago

I have that on a t-shirt.

[–]SouthAfricanGuy 0 points1 point ago

alot of bacon and eggs you say?

[–]dakotajh 2 points3 points ago

i believe in narcissism. i am so self involved i don't care enough about other people to kill them for their religious beliefs or lack there of. if more people were self involved less people would die.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 13 points14 points ago

[–]funkymonkey22 4 points5 points ago

I used the exact voice he used in the video in my head when i read it instead

[–]Ceiling_Man 1 point2 points ago

I misread this as "I used the exact voice he used in my head."

Which, of course, is entirely possible for Ron to do.

[–]The_Curly_Council 8 points9 points ago

Does anyone else think Ron Swanson sounds just like Nicolas Cage?

[–]NewOrleansBrass 4 points5 points ago

Damn. You're right.

[–]boom_boom_squirrel 3 points4 points ago

Great, thats gonna be annoying now

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

Like the laugh track in "How I met your mother"

Once you hear it...

[–]Dockboy 32 points33 points ago

Is it bad that I have lived like this before this existed? And that I still do? No, it's not. I'm happy and fuck you.

[–]DJBJ 13 points14 points ago

I've worked at the same place for about 8 months and only know the two bosses and the friend who told me about the job by their name. Everyone else is just kind of there.

[–]pifarm 1 point2 points ago

i worked in an office of 5 people and it took me a while to remember everyone

[–]dontneedyourkarma 12 points13 points ago

I guess I'm the asshole here. I like socializing with the people I work with.

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 16 points17 points ago

[–]pifarm 1 point2 points ago

I didn't have the time to

[–]ItsPickles 8 points9 points ago

http://drunkronswanson.com/ Classic Ron Swanson

[–]Som12H8 1 point2 points ago

The real classic Ron Swanson.

NSFW...

[–]Merawder 2 points3 points ago

Shitshitshit do I click?

[–]Merawder 3 points4 points ago

Could've been worse

[–]WilmaDickfit 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprisingly ok with this

[–]BloodyThorn 2 points3 points ago

Swanson is my mentor and hero.

[–]papahawk 2 points3 points ago

there's tons of great ron swanson quotes from this show, can we see a different one for once please

[–]InvalidWhistle 2 points3 points ago

Until I saw that episode I thought I was the only one who lived like that. People I work with get seriously offended when I don't want to hang out with them after hours.

I see your ass at work I don't need to see your ass outside of it...

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Rookie mistake: Hanging out with co-workers after work.

[–]InvalidWhistle 1 point2 points ago

I think it is. I have seen so much shit and immature behavior at work because of personal shit between two co workers that happened outside of work. I love being cordial and polite and professional to my coworkers because I expect it in return, but I'm not here to be your friend.

[–]lalondtm 2 points3 points ago

Classic Repost

[–]lil_squeeb 4 points5 points ago

I like to think that Ron Swanson is Dexter's father. Ron is almost just as emotionless unless it comes to meat, hunting, and his ex wife.

[–]camelCase47 12 points13 points ago

His ex wife Tammy is a bitch.

[–]mcknicker 2 points3 points ago

So is his ex-wife Tammy.

[–]Blueberry_H3AD 2 points3 points ago

And riddles.

[–]sgtpppr 1 point2 points ago

There is great wisdom here.

[–]-ugly- 1 point2 points ago

makes me think of an ex of mine. i dated her for about 4 months, then a little while after we broke up we hung out and i then noticed she was left-handed.

[–]brianbrianbrian 2 points3 points ago

ex

left-hand

[–]KrunkDatSheet 0 points1 point ago

I must say, after today I live by this guy rules, excuse any spelling mistakes (if any) I'm not exactly straight headed.

[–]JarodPaulWalrus 0 points1 point ago

Is he on a show or something, i've seen him on here so many times and the only thing on tv i've seen with him is a baseball hat commercial. So can someone tell me about him?

[–]penguinbamf 0 points1 point ago

Mom went to school with this guy :)

[–]revel5150 0 points1 point ago

Love it! I kinda relate to Ron and this quote. But whats funny is all the people I know or know of that really relate to this have never even seen the show.. or reddit.

[–]Littlejr5 0 points1 point ago

"Ive only cried two times in my life" you finish the rest...

[–]HoldFastSailorJerry 0 points1 point ago

Classic indeed.

[–]dotakiller -1 points0 points ago

I hope I'm not the only person that thought this before reading the caption.

"At the wave of my hand I will make the two people behind me disappear!"

[–]Ladnor -3 points-2 points ago

I'm jealous of his hair at that age

[–]TheBigBoner -1 points0 points ago

This is a very original title!

[–]Thadorus -2 points-1 points ago

i feel like this