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[–]azdak 19 points20 points ago

I was going to come here and bitch and moan about how old that picture is. Then you go and do something like this

AND TOTALLY REDEEM THE THREAD

[–]DeraGear 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there Harry.

[–]inexplicability 0 points1 point ago

Nice hog.

[–]Kanye_Westicles -1 points0 points ago

he's the hero we need.

[–]metalrawk -1 points0 points ago

not the hero we deserve.

[–]chrismikehunt 1 point2 points ago

This confused the hell out of me at first.

I thought you were pointing out this had already been done by someone on deviant art and you were giving credit. So I was like wait, what? Someone recreated a weird picture of a horse in real life?? THEN I saw the username.

[–]Osiris32 1 point2 points ago

I would hang this in my hallway. Not my living room, but definitely my hallway. Maybe outside the laundry room, or across from the upstairs bathroom.

[–]Lemmingwaffle 0 points1 point ago

I <3 Awesome_Oil_Paint

[–]0takuSharkGuy 10 points11 points ago

Shoo be doo sho sho be doo!

[–]ahvash 5 points6 points ago

Shoo be do!

[–]tomtom547 25 points26 points ago

[–]dkim95 11 points12 points ago

[–]Pestilence86 2 points3 points ago

How to repost: "I googled [relevant name for reposted picture] and got this..."

[–]crackdog 0 points1 point ago

I searched sea horse and got it, but seahorse came up with seahorses strangely.

[–]tomtom547 -2 points-1 points ago

[–]tomtom547 -1 points0 points ago

wait, shit, nevermind.

[–]loves_being_that_guy 8 points9 points ago

Good thing you didn't google giraffe. All you would have gotten is a long horse.

[–]iShavedMyFaceForThis 14 points15 points ago

haha geraffes are so dumb.

[–]garaging 2 points3 points ago

Googled your name and I got this

[–]YouFeelShame 10 points11 points ago

I use to play water polo, but my horse drowned.

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

The key is to keep the reigns up.

[–]AddictiveSoup -1 points0 points ago

This sounds like it could be a Mitch joke.

[–]Fanntastic 2 points3 points ago

The horse even put the snorkel on the right (left) side of its head. Outstanding.

[–]du_coeur 2 points3 points ago

This is the first time that I am a victim of someone re-posting something that I found that got substantially more upvotes that I did. Such is life =(

[–]TheLanceHan 2 points3 points ago

Charlie ~ candy mountain Charlie ~

[–]Ergunno 2 points3 points ago

http://i46.tinypic.com/1444hu1.png Never thought this'd be relevant anywhere...

[–]Nerdpie 1 point2 points ago

That's how I spend my summer vacation.

[–]micpenlaw 1 point2 points ago

last time i googled seahorse was to get a good image to copy for Draw Something. i ended up using this picture

[–]cleverdevil 1 point2 points ago

This is about a hundred times funnier after some good sea weed

[–]mrwatts 1 point2 points ago

Oh no, here comes a school of poisonous fugu fish!

[–]fortnight14 1 point2 points ago

I do not think you were misled

[–]OhSnap47 1 point2 points ago

Technically it isn't wrong.

[–]MountingPlatypi 1 point2 points ago

Those fins wont help on just his front hooves! He needs a pair for the back hooves as well. Don't horses know anything about snorkeling?

[–]SeahorseShenanigans 1 point2 points ago

He's going to be getting into some shenanigans.

[–]came2downvote 1 point2 points ago

My brother, at age 4, watched a lot of Kratt's Creatures. Cue a trip to the zoo, and a dairy cow standing in a pond.
"IT'S A SEA COW!"
"Well, yes, Mike...but I don't think that's what they meant..."

[–]I_SCIENTIST 1 point2 points ago

When I was 14 or 15 I was walking with a friend past an aquarium shop. We started talking about fish things and at one point I mentioned they probably even had seahorses for sale. Her response:

"haha dont be stupid, everyone knows there's no such thing as seahorses, they're like fairies and unicorns."

I dragged her inside and showed her legit IRL seahorses. Her mind was blown.

[–]rauf107 1 point2 points ago

Hay Sexy.

[–]Arizzletron 1 point2 points ago

If it wasn't for the small part you can see behind the front two, I would say this horse only has two legs, and looks absolutely ridiculous for this reason and this reason alone.

[–]Trollatio_Caine 1 point2 points ago

I'd use all of my 'nay' jokes, but then my voice would get horse.

[–]Spoogeys 1 point2 points ago

bullshit , i just googled sea horse and couldn't even find it

[–]rlee8807 1 point2 points ago

You're on the homepage again! Let's see how long before you mention it at work tomorrow...

[–]Malicali 1 point2 points ago

This seems to be a fairly common equestrian activity.

http://i.imgur.com/QudCM.jpg

[–]linkrobin 1 point2 points ago

Sarah Jessica Parker going for a swim

[–]domyates 1 point2 points ago

Is this Seabiscuit on vacation?

[–]Sandite5 1 point2 points ago

Seahorse see hell!

[–]Flut_shy 8 points9 points ago

Sarah Jessica Parker always takes swimming safety seriously

[–]Theevildrpat 12 points13 points ago

You're really beating a dead Sarah Jessica Parker there.

[–]Tactful 2 points3 points ago

I'm on the seahorse diet; I see horses, because I live near a stable field.

Then I eat a seahorse.

[–]thehollowman84 1 point2 points ago

You just randomly thought to google image search seahorses?

[–]wlfbck 0 points1 point ago

So? I don't see anything wrong here.

[–]winnage 0 points1 point ago

Was not dissapoint.

[–]icanhasheadache 0 points1 point ago

As I said to my friends after we left Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter-

You may not have liked it, but it was exactly what you asked for.

[–]Surf_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

YES

[–]sam_big_balls 0 points1 point ago

Well, its exactly what you were looking for, right?

[–]OnlyMyOpinion 0 points1 point ago

Ten-to-one, you were looking it up to see how to draw it for Draw Something, right? It seems like I get that as a word choice e wry time I play!

[–]uncleshibba 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe 'Horsefloat', amirite?

[–]BitchPleaseImaNinja 0 points1 point ago

Why did you Google seahorse?

[–]exxocet 0 points1 point ago

sometimes it's for a science project

[–]perfsurf 0 points1 point ago

Knowing that it is a horse we assume that there is the rest of its body and two legs out of sight but just imagine that all we see is what it is and it's even funnier.

[–]stealingyourpixels 0 points1 point ago

My philosophy teacher compiled a booklet, all about different mind experiments, then on the page entitled 'logic', he had this picture (with the 'your argument is invalid' captions, and a picture of a cat swimming with a watermelon. He's kind of a badass.

[–]earthmane 0 points1 point ago

At first, I thought that was a huge horse dong in the middle.

[–]GoodMorningWood 0 points1 point ago

Wait, did I miss a Sarah Jessica Parker Joke?

[–]Tr0user 0 points1 point ago

What's wrong with that? Have you never played waterpolo?

[–]remeard 0 points1 point ago

What is this, seahorse sea hell?

[–]Damocles2010 0 points1 point ago

I was looking for an image of a nice farmhouse door and googled "farmhouse backdoor" once.

All I got were images of bestiality and anal sex.

You gotta be careful....

[–]mrcortezIII 0 points1 point ago

So I just looked through most if not all of these comments and didn't see a single one about sarah jessica parker.. Are we over making fun of her?

[–]follypop 0 points1 point ago

Googling 'seawhores' does NOT give you the same image....

[–]Rollingstone557 0 points1 point ago

Sir, that's a lake horse

[–]Farmington1278 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god, a two legged horse.

[–]copycat042 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]Enklave 0 points1 point ago

You are lucky. When I googling for horse it finds me only pics of Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]CottonStorm 0 points1 point ago

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Horse snorkel.

I want you to say "horse snorkel" aloud. I promise you will never want to stop. You have to pause in the middle or it sounds like one word. It's strange.

[–]Sarcastastic 0 points1 point ago

I firmly believe this could not have gone any better.

[–]xucoalex 0 points1 point ago

I had a similar experience Googling "ear wig"

[–]mr_bijae 0 points1 point ago

God I can't wait til school starts again..

Karma Decay

Children if you must play on reddit all day long during your summer vacation at least make up some new SHT for F*K SAKE

[–]Choking_Smurf 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this

[–]jarlus1 0 points1 point ago

Googled repost and got this..

[–]NyQuil012 0 points1 point ago

You must have dug pretty far to get this. I found this(potentially NSFW), this, this, a ginger, a helicopter, and some goth album before getting to the original source to which you couldn't link because it was posted one year ago by someone else. Thank you for playing.

[–]magingzulu -1 points0 points ago

Then stop googling weird shit.

[–]MrBrown89 -1 points0 points ago

I googled repost and got this...

[–]Calquon -1 points0 points ago

You got what you asked for buddy.

[–]movienoc101 -1 points0 points ago

Actually you only get that picture if you type in "seahorse funny" ;)

[–]How-Raven-is-that -1 points0 points ago

That is so Raven.

[–]surly_redditor -2 points-1 points ago

Googled how to downvote and you got this...