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There's a goddamn difference! (imgur.com)

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[–]healthfood 154 points155 points ago

Child cats, not kittens

[–]Fernanigans 59 points60 points ago

"Dudes cats got cat balls"

[–]epicGOPfail 6 points7 points ago

Thats how you know the diffrents

[–]weetbix-kid 33 points34 points ago

I just sent Rae an emale

[–]epicGOPfail 8 points9 points ago

take care thems before they get eaten or something crazy.

you know, the whole thing reminds me of scoreball in the Pemographis of Uruguay:

[–]LetMeFuckYourFace 0 points1 point ago

That made my head hurt.

[–]fuckingcaptcha -1 points0 points ago

Wasn't this written by an 8th grader in America or something?

[–]Desigos 1 point2 points ago

I'm fairly sure this was for an ESL class

[–]ismellburnttoast 8 points9 points ago

I would like to know why this made me laugh so hard.

[–]ajw827 1 point2 points ago

Because it's ridiculous.

[–]joeblessyou 2 points3 points ago

Dayum child cats, you crazeh!

[–]pictorialturn 125 points126 points ago

This is a Repost. From the first page of Imgur's most viewed links of all time. http://imgur.com/gallery/Me8fA

[–]Paulus81 64 points65 points ago

I think it has only been reposted on Reddit a few hundred times.

[–]pseudolobster 26 points27 points ago

I really wish reddit would buy out karmadecay.com and integrate it into the site.

[–]the_huddled_masses 7 points8 points ago

So do I. Karmadecay.com does not always catch everything. I've used it and found no results, then did a reddit search and found the pics I was intending to post.

[–]pseudolobster 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, that comes from the fact that it's a bot constantly scraping reddit, trying to catch every post. As an outside bot this is really difficult and it misses things, but if it were run on reddit's own servers it'd be a snap.

Also, it could be run on older posts from before karmadecay existed. Right now it only searches the past year or so.

[–]lth5015 0 points1 point ago

But... but... the new redditors.

[–]ZM2N4AiP_A4 1 point2 points ago

What I don't get is that some subreddits say if a link has been posted before, /r/music and /r/listentothis off the top of my head are a few.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

yet the entirety of /r/music is reposts

[–]ZM2N4AiP_A4 1 point2 points ago

haha funny how that is

[–]unscanable 1 point2 points ago

A repost on Reddit? You don't say?

[–]Iconoclastt 3 points4 points ago

The internet is a repost. All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again. So say we all.

[–]Tashre 0 points1 point ago

Lets all get mad at Trapped in reddit.

[–]cvl 0 points1 point ago

Yeah last frontpage repost was only a few days ago. At least have the decency to wait.

[–]JoeTotale 41 points42 points ago

I'ma need niggas to stop posting shit I've seen on reddit before.

[–]haiku_robot 33 points34 points ago

I'ma need niggas 
to stop posting shit I've seen 
on reddit before.

[–]jealousjelly -3 points-2 points ago

I wanted to be the one to say it. You ruined my dreams.

[–]paid9mm -3 points-2 points ago

Damn you

[–]yangl123 31 points32 points ago

suckonthedickimashark

[–]allwaysnice 19 points20 points ago

Ah, a variant on the old classic.

[–]xXPloopyXx 4 points5 points ago

This guys serious about his cats. I mean kittens. Or which ever he prefers!

[–]PandaGoggles 4 points5 points ago

Serious about his felines of all ages

[–]xXPloopyXx 2 points3 points ago

Except the hairless ones.

[–]manixrock 0 points1 point ago

He likes his pussy young.

[–]Taylor645 12 points13 points ago

I'm tired of this god damn post. I have seen it like 50 times across the internet. I get it, it's very funny. let it rest.

[–]RageMorePlz 1 point2 points ago

As long as people keep thinking it's funny and can get karma from it, it will be reposted.

[–]uptoke_hero 1 point2 points ago

This is my first time seeing it. Calm down man, can't we all just scroll past the reposts?

[–]apullin 12 points13 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v76db/you_know_the_difference/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v6qwy/i_cant_enforce_this_enough_repost_from_rfunny/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/tk7gk/tumblr_problems/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tifh7/ima_need_white_people_to_do_the_same/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tht93/a_serious_issue/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tizvj/well_said_suckonthedickimashark/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/oh646/wow_you_slut/

1300 points and 50 comments ... this is a nice illustration of who owns an account swarm and who doesn't.

[–]lonchu 17 points18 points ago

I like his username.

[–]GrammarPlease 4 points5 points ago

So do I.

[–]kravedarknesss 4 points5 points ago

Come on man I'm jus tryin' see some muthafuckin kittens.

[–]naftidder 4 points5 points ago

And dogs referred to to as puppies. I don't know why it bugs me so much. I guess it's like my mom referring to me as her baby. But animals are not our children. Edit typo.

[–]thatwasntveryraven 17 points18 points ago

I refer to all dogs as puppies and I'm not stopping until I meet a dog older than me.

[–]sweetpotatoslim 38 points39 points ago

That is SO raven

[–]EnjoiThisGirraffe[!] 8 points9 points ago

im questioning how raven this actually is...

[–]filthysven 3 points4 points ago

It's pretty damn Raven if you ask me

[–]Philboyd_Studge 3 points4 points ago

I'm giving it a Raven-ness quotient of about 37.8745%

[–]Ragnalypse 5 points6 points ago

It's the future I can see

[–]theblackcrayon 2 points3 points ago

just how old are you? recently burried a 22 year old.

[–]thatwasntveryraven 7 points8 points ago

27. Sorry to hear about your puppy.

[–]theblackcrayon 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the condolences.

She lived a very long time (for a puppy), and most of her life was incredibly happy. She was one of the most fiercely devoted dogs I've ever met. She took on poisonous snakes for my sister, and spent the last 10 years rarely getting more than 20ft from my mom. I honestly believe that she had one of the fullest lives a dog can have, and I'm happy she had as long as she did, but I still miss her a lot.

[–]Zeldom 0 points1 point ago

Pugs me too

[–]DirtyKlam22 4 points5 points ago

dat shit aint gangsta!

[–]Flodwoman 1 point2 points ago

But what happens when someone uses the phrase kitty-cat?

[–]SayHelloToLeBadGuy 1 point2 points ago

Real motha fukitten talk

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It's a funny post but, seriously, how do people get so many points for reposts? It's like no one's ever been to the internet before.

[–]AManHasSpoken 1 point2 points ago

The difference is approximately 376.8 karma.

[–]I_translate_ebonics 1 point2 points ago

"I require other users of this blogging platform, tumblr, to cease in their postings of adult domesticated felines while employing the 'tagging' system to label those posts with 'juveline domesticated feline'. I believe that these users are, in fact, aware of the difference in age between these two forms of domesticated feline."

[–]teamsacrifice 1 point2 points ago

Is it racist that I read niggers instead of niggas??

[–]theflyingdog 1 point2 points ago

...kindly asks suckmydickimashark...

[–]ace50421 10 points11 points ago

Repost!!

[–]Rountree85 5 points6 points ago

We know!

[–]dregmogul 1 point2 points ago

But why?

[–]daeger 2 points3 points ago

I have the same pet peeve when people see a full grown dog and yell, "PUPPY!!"

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT A PUPPY IS AND HAVING TITS DOES NOT EXEMPT YOU FROM THIS RUL-, okay it does.

[–]lolocopta1 1 point2 points ago

REPOST

[–]Kll8902 1 point2 points ago

First time I've seen something that originated on Tumblr here on Reddit.

[–]hellodarren1 1 point2 points ago

soooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

[–]thedinnerdate 0 points1 point ago

real talk.

[–]Baelorn 0 points1 point ago

I hate when people don't tag their posts properly. It's like submitting something to the wrong subreddit.

[–]jkil1127 0 points1 point ago

Don't even get this guy started on what he thinks of ridiculously photogenic guy...

[–]Ibotted 0 points1 point ago

Hehahaheh

[–]sol1869 0 points1 point ago

U meanz our lolz is being manipurrlated?

[–]Hello_HI_Hey 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if I post a comment that is a haiku then, bot?

[–]manixrock 0 points1 point ago

ZooPedoKittenphiles have standards dammit!

[–]ruinah 0 points1 point ago

This again?

[–]AnubisDagon 0 points1 point ago

There is a difference, just like Legos and megablocks

[–]Chriso380 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]eagleapex 0 points1 point ago

^cats^dogs  
^kitten^puppy

I agree

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Also, kitten is a plural word, the singular word is kitty

[–]Shodokan 0 points1 point ago

aggro much?? lol

[–]stellares 0 points1 point ago

Well, my cat's name is Kitty, so I can do whatever I please with him. Ok, that sounded bad.

[–]PhraxosResident 0 points1 point ago

Come on Reddit, this was posted less than a month ago.

[–]cleverdevil -2 points-1 points ago

This coming from a guy who thinks that he is a shark??

[–]rokyn -1 points0 points ago

Note his usernamer "Suckonadickimashark".

[–]chrismikehunt -1 points0 points ago

I'ma need niggas to stop making reposts on Reddit.

You know the goddamn website karmadecay.com exists.

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[–]clown_pants 3 points4 points ago

You suck

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[–]Gui1tyspark 2 points3 points ago

I've been part of Reddit for less than a year and I SEENT IT!

[–]Toad32 -2 points-1 points ago

Your cussing and profanity as a front of a hard person is torn down when you admit you look for kittens on such a regular basis.

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